1. If the whole world doesn't want you, remember to come to me. I know several traffickers.
2. I asked my fans if I was ugly. It shook its head all night.
3. Spring breeze in Wan Li, Wan Li in Xia Feng, autumn breeze in Wan Li and winter breeze in Wan Li are all beyond your control.
If life is a game, I must be the one without money.
5. Girls are often so arrogant as to call themselves Lao Zi, but are there any boys so arrogant as to call themselves Lao Niang?
6. There is no swearing in the world. Do more math and you'll have everything.
7. I want to be your little sun. I'll warm you up if I open it, or I'll die if I don't.
8. History teacher: Why did you hand in a blank sheet of paper? Me: I'm afraid I tamper with history.
9. The only two things I can do in my reading career are watching the results of Xueba Show and the love of couples.
10, we are all funny losers during the day and depressed monsters at night.
1 1, meat can be reduced when it grows, but those snacks can't be eaten after they expire.
12, don't challenge my bottom line, or I will revise it again.
13, Math Teacher: What about the process?
Chinese teacher: What about the details?
Music teacher: What about the sound?
Dance teacher: What about the movements?
Physics teacher: What about liquid?
Chemistry teacher: What about the reaction?
PE teacher: Try harder.
14, just say what you have. Don't ask me if I'm here. Unless there is an accident, I have been here for decades.
15. Every time I meet beggars, they shake the money in the bowl to me. Is this a show off?
16. Tell me if you are in trouble, but I can't help you anyway.
17, I didn't have criteria for choosing a spouse before, until I met you, and I told myself that I couldn't get it.
18, I hope the watermelon cut by my mother this year has no garlic flavor.
19, I crossed the mountains and rivers, but I couldn't cross the dining hall.
20. No horror film can compare with the head teacher who suddenly appeared from the window.
2 1, I am really comfortable that people who don't like me can add to your heart.
22. What is success? Ma Yun doesn't have my WeChat and you do.
23. I love math so much that you only give me the right to write my name.
24, failure is the mother of success, no one will always fail, just feel a little more maternal love.
Don't cry, dear, since the whole world bullies you, it's good for me.
26. I'm not the kind of cute person who has to think for a long time for fifty dollars. I have to think about five dollars now.
27520 is 5. Looking at myself alone in the mirror.
28. When I was a child, I liked playing hide-and-seek best. When others hide, I will go home for dinner.