Group Crosstalk Script

A: Hey, let me tell you something. I had a dream last night. What a dream! It was very strange. My dream See my facial features, from?

B: Yo! Head.

A: Hey.

B: Haha! Haha!

A: Hello, hello!

B: Do you still know me?

A: I dare not recognize you! What is your surname?

B: My surname is Yan.

A: Surname? What is your surname?

B: The surname is Yan.

A: Is your surname among hundreds of families?

B: That’s the first one.

A: Which sentence?

B: Zhao Qiansun? Eye?.

A: Never heard of it! Zhao Qiansun? Eyes? Zhao Qiansun Li!

B: Ah, Zhou Wu Zheng? Eyes?!

A: King Zheng of Zhou Wu.

B: Feng Chenchu’s eyes.

A: Don’t be scared! Aren’t you afraid of being blind?

B: No, me?

A: What’s your name? Right?

B: My name is Eyes.

A: Eyes?

B: Oh, yes!

A: Oh, do you think this person is called eyes? Ah?

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B: What is the name of this part of yours?

A: Don’t touch it!

B: No, I’ll just ask.

A: It’s broken. Where can I get this part?

B: What’s your name?

A: These are my eyes.

B: I am your eyes.

A: Are you my eyes?

B: Yes, yes.

A: My eyes look like hairtails? What are you doing here?

B: I haven’t seen you for a long time. I miss you so I came to see you.

A: Ouch! Thank you, please find a place to sit down and watch.

B: Ah, sit down and watch.

A: Let me tell you about my dream.

C: Hey! Are you here?

A: Why is there another one?

C: Hello! Do you still know me?

A: You asked me this too? I don’t dare to admit it.

C: Oops, the flood really washed away the Dragon King Temple, and the whole family no longer recognizes each other!

A: May I ask what your surname is?

C: My surname is Bi.

A: Ah, surname? Why are these surnames so awkward? The surname is Bi. Do any of the hundreds of surnames have your surname?

C: Yes.

A: Which sentence?

C: Zhao Qiansun?bi?.

A: Go! Never heard of it! Zhao Qiansun? Eye?! Cough!? Sun Yan? He said that! What is your name?

C: Me , called nose.

A: Nose.

C: Ah, I am your nose.

A: It’s broken! My nose is down too! What are you doing here?

C: Long time no see, I miss you so much, I’ll come and smell it you.

A: Smell me! Go away! Don’t smell it! Sit there, sit there.

C: Hey, haha.

A: What a dream!

Ding: Oh wow!

A: Why is there another one? Hello, hello!

Ding: Where are you? Do you still know me?

A: Why are you asking me this? I dare not admit it!

Ding: You Is there really a window on the roof? I don’t recognize my relatives!

A: Who are you?

Ding: I am your ear!

A: Me The ears are here too.

Ding: Come down!

A: Hey, why are you here?

Ding: Long time no see, I miss you. Come here and hear you.

A: Listen to me? Sit here and listen! This is my dream,

E: Oh, wow! Are you here?

A: Ah.

A, E, do you still know me?

E: Hey! Why is this person so energetic?

A: I know you, you Isn't it Zhao Yan?

E: Ah! No? Where am I and Zhao Yan?

A: Aren’t you Zhao Yan?

E: Take a closer look.

A: How do you see it? I can’t see it.

E: What's wrong with your eyes?

A: My eyes are resting there!

E: My surname is Zui.

A: Your last name is Zuizui? What is your name?

E: Your name is Zuizui!

A: Your name is Zuizui?

E: Never heard of it!

A: Zui Zui?

E: That’s outrageous! My surname is Zui, my name is Zui, my full name is Zui, and I am your mouth.

A: Oh! Are you the one with my mouth?

E: That’s right.

A: My mouth is quite expressive.

E: You are a big talker!

A: What are you doing here?

E: I haven’t seen you for a while, so I missed you. , let me gnaw at you.

A: Huh? Are you treating me like a sheep's head?

E: Let's be affectionate and affectionate!

A: Is there anyone so affectionate? You guys Why are you here with all your facial features!

E: I’m not here to say congratulations to you!

C: Here’s to you, congratulations!

Ding : Congratulations on your achievement!

B: Congratulations on your honor.

A: What honor do I have? Are you congratulating me like this?

C: Huh? Don’t you understand this?

A: What’s going on? Son?

C: Not long ago, you were rated as the number one comedian.

A: Ah, there is such a thing.

He: Hey!

Ding: I heard that!

A: What did you hear?

Ding: You still have Received such a great award.

A: You see, my ears are really good.

B: So many bonuses were given out.

A: Did you see it?

B: It’s half past three in the night, why don’t you count again.

A: Who is counting?

E: No, the key is that you have the honor. We would like to ask: How did you get this honor?

He: Hey.

A: I still know how to talk. How did you get the honor?

He: Ah.

A: The correct leadership from my superiors, the support from my peers, the enthusiastic help from the audience, and a little bit of my own efforts.

B: What about me?

C: What about me?

D: What about me?

E: What about me?

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A: That’s bad! If this honor is not enough, we will get four points. What's bothering you!

He: Huh?

C: Ungrateful.

Ding: Burn the bridge across the river!

B: Beat the monk after reciting the sutra.

E: When you are full, you scold the cook.

Where is there so much nonsense in A!:

C: I can tell you, head! The reason why you have achieved such a great honor is that you can’t function as well as our five senses brothers. Great relationship.

A: Each of the five senses has its own role.

E: Who should get this bonus?

A: How do I answer this question? All the facial features are on my head. This is an organic whole! Who is responsible? Who gets the second prize? Who gets the first prize? I can’t tell!

C: Nonsense!

D: Presumptuous!

B: Unreasonable!

E: Good!

C: Head! I can tell you that the reason why you became the number one comedian is because of my nose.

A: What does your nose have to do with it?

C: It has a lot to do with it!

A: Tell me!

C: Think about it, my nose is the only respiratory organ on your head. I exhale and inhale more than ten thousand times a day. If I don't work for one day, you won't be able to bear it.

A: Yes! You have a nose that can breathe, why don’t you work?

C: Let’s not talk about it during the day, but it will be the same at night.

A: What happened at night?

C: Your old man fell asleep in bed.

A: Rest!

C: The eyes are closed! The mouth is closed! The ears are also resting!

A: Yes.

C: Oh, you want me to work the night shift alone? Most factories have three shifts! Do you even want me to take a 10-8 minute break?

A, you take a rest. After a while, I went into shock. Can you rest?

C. Besides, since you have grown so big, when did you leave my nose?

A, this is true, you have been like this since you were born. This thing is just a pretense.

C. Furthermore, my nose is still the olfactory organ on your head.

A. What is the olfactory organ?

C. Hey, with my nose, you can smell what is fragrant and what is smelly.

A You have to rely on my nose to smell.

C Hey. Do you want a nose like mine?

A?

C said bluntly: You are hungry!

How about A?

C, you are going to the toilet!

A, go back! Why should I go there?

C, can’t you smell it?

A Okay, okay, your nose is very important!

C is important.

Then I have to ask you: Since my nose is so important, why didn’t you mention a word about the contribution of my nose when you were speaking at the comedian award ceremony?

A Then how can I mention it? I said this when I came up: Comrades! The main reason why I am called a comedian is because of my nose. You don’t have to give me the banner, why don’t you just hang it on my nose? Is this thing worthy of hanging?

C: Anyway, you have to reconsider the treatment of my nose.

A: The nose is very important.

B: Nonsense!

A: Hey, what’s wrong with you!

B: What’s wrong? His nose is important, aren’t my eyes important?

A: I don’t mean that.

B: My eyes are more important than my nose.

A: What’s the matter?

B: Your intelligence and your talents can only be reflected in me.

A: Hey, that’s right! That’s what people say, Ma Ji is smart. So smart, it’s all about his watery little eyes.

B: You use me to communicate with the audience and express your emotions. Excuse me, without my eyes, can you learn culture and knowledge? Without my eyes, can you express your emotions? Huh? Without my eyes, can you see this world? Huh? Without me

Eyes? Hmm!

A: What’s wrong?

B: That’s it, I still have to worry about your marriage.

A: Are these eyes worried about my marriage? What's the matter?

B: What's the matter? The first time you two met, wasn't it my flirting that attracted her? Brain! Let me tell you, I have seen everything you did from falling in love to getting married.

A: Look at my wicked eyes.

B: If you don’t treat me well, I will tell you everything. Comrades, let me talk about the first chapter today.

A: No! Your eyes are very important and I can’t live without you.

B: That’s right, who shows you the way after get off work every day?

A: That’s right, you really can’t live without these eyes.

B: That’s right!

C: It doesn’t matter, it doesn’t matter! You can still go home without your eyes.

A: No, how can I know the way without eyes?

C: Hey, use my nose, let’s go back after smelling it!

A: I have a dog nose? Is that ridiculous?

B: No, no! You don’t want to? Just be nice to me, and I will repay you if you do.

A: How can you repay me?

B: If you do bad things again in the future, I will turn a blind eye.

A: Have I ever done anything bad?

B: My eyes are very important.

Ding: Nonsense!

A: What’s wrong with you?

Ding: I heard everything you just said!

A: Yes, what can't you hear with your thief ears?

Ding: What are you talking about? Eyes are important, are my ears dispensable?

A: I'm not that big. explain.

Ding: My ears are the information mechanism in your head.

A: Information agency?

Ding: I rely on my ears to deliver information to you. Without my ears? Can you tell what music is? What is singing? What is singing? Singing opera? Woof! Woof! Woof!? What is this?

A: You can hear this!

Ding: What is it?

A: This is The dog barks.

Ding: That’s right. If it weren’t for my ears, do you think your third uncle would be an opera singer?

A: Go! How can you speak?

Ding : From childhood to adulthood, I have listened to reports, lectures, spoken words, and music. What has never left my ears?

A: Hehe! Yes, yes! Ears are very important.

Ding: Don’t talk about this, even if you fall in love, I have never left my ears.

A: Why do you mention this? What does my ear have to do with you?

Ding: Oh! You are always affectionate and affectionate, and you express your love for each other. Damn it. What?

A: What? Just rely on that mouth to express.

Ding: What are you talking about?

A: I didn’t hear it.

Ding: That’s right! If you have my sensitive ears, you will hear everything clearly.

A: What do you mean?

Ding: She said it! Be careful, my wife is behind!

A: Huh? Is that true? I am a third party involved?

Ding: Anyway, I am submissive to you.

A: Well, my ears are good to me.

Ding: But what about you?

A: Me?

Ding: You treat us in a low-key manner, how do you treat them?

A: Treat them all equally!

Ding: Treat them equally? You like eyes, put photochromic glasses on them and make them look pretty!

A: That’s right Is it ugly? Wear glasses to protect your eyesight.

Ding: Wear a mask on your nose and mouth.

A: Yes, pay attention to hygiene.

Ding: Put a scarf around your neck.

A: Yes, take care of your voice.

Ding: Put a hat on your head.

A: Wearing a hat looks energetic.

Ding: What have you bought for my ears?

A: Hey, I really haven’t bought anything for these ears?

Ding: No It’s okay to buy it, but you shouldn’t put the mask straps and glasses legs all over my ears.

A: You said, he still feels aggrieved over such a small matter.

Ding: I’m sorry! There is something you are most sorry for me about.

A: Oh? What are you sorry for?

Ding: Our ears are originally a close pair, but you have to keep us separated for a long time!

A: What? Just put your ears aside, that’s not shaomai!

Ding: Don’t worry, you must make it clear, you must say it?

C: No. Crying! It’s endless, why are you crying?

A: He is wronged, what does it mean to you?

C: I don’t care where he is wronged? You let everyone see, At this moment, he pulled my nose all red!

A: Don’t pull it! I won’t like it!

Ding: Do you think my ears are important?

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A: Important! I can’t live without you.

E: Nonsense!

A: What’s going on?

E: I didn’t talk about you, I said him! What did he say, I can’t You all heard it.

A: I heard you.

E: That’s outrageous!

A: That’s right.

E: They call it glory. If you don’t understand the truth, we are a whole.

A: Yes.

E: Your head has an honor, and everyone has a share.

A: Look how well I speak!

E: How can anyone take credit for themselves? People who are truly successful never take credit.

A: People who have merit will not claim credit!

E: Do you think when did I fight for it?

A: Are you fighting for it now?

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E: Haha, do I still have to fight?

A: Don’t you want to fight?

E: What am I?

A: You are the mouth!

E: My mouth is the most important to you.

A: What’s important?

E: If I don’t have a mouth, I’ll listen to your cross talk and say it!

A: Where should I take it? Tell me?

E: Yes! Just rely on my words, right?

A: That’s right.

E: If you can smoke a cigarette, you have to rely on my mouth.

A: If you use your ear to smack it, can you suck it in?

E: If you drink some wine, you have to rely on my mouth.

A: That’s right.

E: You have to rely on my mouth to eat.

A: It all depends on your mouth!

E: If you tell a lie, you have to rely on my mouth.

A: Huh? Did I tell lies?

E: My mouth is important anyway.

A: Mouth is indeed important.

E: At the comedian selection meeting, the judges made it clear.

A: How did you say that?

E: To say you are articulate is to compliment my mouth.

A: That’s right.

E: When I say that you enunciate clearly, you are also complimenting my mouth.

A: It’s the same mouth.

E: When I say you are sharp-tongued, I am also complimenting you on your tongue.

A: Yes.

E: Don’t talk about this, even if you and your lover were having sex, you wouldn’t leave my mouth.

A: Why did you mention this?

E: How new is it? You and your lover are talking sweet talk, why don’t you use my words?

A: Yes, yes.

E: If you whisper something to your lover, don’t you use my mouth?

A: Yes, use your mouth!

E: You and I Your lover expresses his sincerity, don’t you use my mouth?

A: Yes? Use your mouth!

E: You kiss your lover affectionately?

A : Stop? Stop talking! Just be merciful.

E: How is my mouth?

A: Okay, yes, I can’t live without your mouth.

C: Oh my, I quit!

D: Oh my, please take family leave!

B: Oh my, I am transferred!

A: What's the matter? What's the matter again?

C: What's wrong with my nose after all the hard work? Ah? You're such a partial head, and you're actually looking towards me That mouth.

A: Why am I facing him?

C: Hey! Get something delicious and drinkable, some chicken, duck, fish, delicacies, orange soda, cream popsicles Son, you stuffed it all in that mouth!

A: I stuff it in your nose, can you digest it?

E: Okay! Nose.

No matter how delicious the food is, I haven’t even touched the edge of it in my mouth. I let you smell it first and run away! Are you not satisfied?

C: Hey? I smell it first, what are you doing? Is there a lot of noise there?

E: Nonsense! If you catch a cold or catch a cold, I have to bear your breath.

B: Stop talking! You two are so popular and spicy, and I can’t help but watch. What’s wrong with me?

Ding: That’s right! I’m still watching. Miss you?

A: Okay! Nothing happens without you two, here.

C: This good thing is all on my lips!

E: Okay! You just see me eating and drinking spicy food! Which of you will be in trouble? I'm sick, drink some bitter water, take some pills, why don't you stuff them all in my mouth? What did I say?

Ding: That's right, these earrings are stuck in my ears!

E: Yes! It hurts your ears, and I still have to grin.

B: Yes, when you grin, I have to squeeze out tears.

C: Then my nose is sore, who am I provoking?

E: Let’s make do with it.

C: Let me ask you, when you smoke, why do you put the cigarette in my nose?

E: Nonsense! You have overused the habit of smoking, and I haven’t asked you to stop it. Where is the cigarette money?

C: Do I charge cigarette money?

E: Ah.

C: I haven’t asked you for road maintenance fees yet?

B: Yes.

E: Okay, you have good eyes! They bought you a 20-inch color TV, how can any of us see it?

Ding: That’s good! That’s great!

E: And your ears, the speakers they bought for thousands of dollars belong to you, can we definitely hear them?

A : Yes, yes.

C: Look, they all have benefits.

E: The most annoying thing is your nose, you are great!

C: What’s wrong with me?

E: You stand in the middle, we are all He's hanging around you, but you're still not satisfied. If I catch a cold today, catch a cold tomorrow, or have sinusitis later on, I'll hold his hand and be lazy, and all the runny nose will flow into my mouth. , you are using me as a spittoon!

C: Let me ask you again!

E: What are you asking?

C: This disease comes from the mouth. Misfortune comes from the mouth. Is it the mouth’s responsibility?

A: It’s your fault.

E: What can you say if you have an insensitive nose and are indifferent?

A: Yes.

Ding: You are eloquent and unreliable.

E: Okay! Ears! You listen to one side and believe the other, and that’s your problem.

B: The clouds are shrouded in fog and spreading rumors to cause trouble. Who are you talking about!

E: Your eyes are fine! Then you are the one who infected the pinkeye disease in society.