China's Rich Show

Screenwriter: Wang Zhipan

Characters:

Host: Female, but a man can play the opposite role.

Local tycoon: Rich and powerful, with more than a dozen watches on each arm

Rich second generation: Dad is rich, with more than a dozen chains around his neck

Nouveau riche: There is a mine at home, and the arm is a thick cardboard box with "cigar" written on it

Bai Fumei: Rich woman, wearing a blanket as a mink, but the man can do the same

Props: four Zhang Chair

Background: China's Rich Show

Opening:

Host: There are five types of people in our company now. One is those who have mines at home. The second is those who hang out on Douyin every day, the third is those who shout to lose weight every day but are not actually fat, the fourth is those who are single and have no one to mess with, and the fifth is those who regard Lao Wang and Mr. X next door as role models. . Speaking of which, if you don't applaud, you are peeing on the bed at night. ...Welcome to the first "China Rich Show" of XX Company. Below, various departments are invited to screen and recommend. Colleagues who have mining backgrounds at home will make a brilliant appearance.

Starting from the background music "The Four Talented Talents of Jiangnan", local tycoons, rich second generation, nouveau riche, and Bai Fumei appeared on the catwalk.

Moderator: OK! Our four players have already made a domineering appearance. This is "China Rich Show", our program slogan is, there is a mine at home! I'm crazy. Now please introduce yourself.

Tuhao: Hello everyone! I am a rich man from the XX department. I like to drink Lafite with dumplings, abalone and lobster with tofu. I eat barbecue with Wang Sicong when I have nothing to do. Victoria’s Secret is my old friend. Being rich means being willful. In China, except for Jack Ma , I don’t like anyone. Hengpi: It’s great to have money

Host: Having money is more than arbitrary, it’s simply inhumane!

Rich second generation: Hello everyone! I am a rich second generation from the XX department. I have no choice but to have money in my family. I use my Lamborghini to buy groceries, buy soy sauce to go to Dubai, and walk my dog ??to Cambodia. The most lacking thing in my family is a sack to hold money. Men want to marry me when they see me. Women want to fall in love when they meet me, you are bad, you are bad, you are so bad, you rich little pervert. I actually don’t have anything, but I have my dad.

Moderator: To learn English, mathematics, physics and chemistry well, it is better to have a good father.

Upstart: Hello everyone! I am a nouveau riche from the XX department. The living room is paved with dollars and there are three highways in the yard. I like to drive a Hummer to herd sheep and drive a helicopter to chase rabbits. I feel like vomiting when I see banknotes. The minimum bank balance is in the hundreds. All female anchors have They are jealous of me and want me to eat their tofu. Being rich is cruel and even a little helpless.

Host: Cruel! It's indeed cruel. Why can't God be cruel to me?

Bai Fumei: Hello everyone! I am Bai Fumei from Department XX. I always like to wear mink in summer and eat Xinjiang cakes three times a day. Yesterday I picked up a Concorde and I was almost hired by Alibaba. Money can make all the difference and all the good men can act coquettishly for me. Guan Guanjujiu, a rich woman in Hezhizhou, please add me on QQ.

Moderator: Money is not everything. No matter how rich you are, you will not be able to get our Mr. ,,,alright! Our four colleagues whose families have mines have already made their debut, so who among them is the richest? Next, please use one sentence to prove that you are rich.

Loud tycoon: I dare to eat Qingdao prawns and help old people who fall down on the street every day.

Rich second generation: I bet on football every day, and I always win by buying Chinese football.

Upstart: I watched Big Big Wolf and Pleasant Goat using streaming. The phone bill is charged directly.

Bai Fumei: I come here to work, not to make money