Open Sesame (Sunny Hand Type)

1: Jia Ling

2: Bai Kainan

1: Hello everyone. My name is Jade Girl. Everyone can tell at a glance that I am born with the Jade Girl type.

Voiceover: I don’t see it. Didn't see it.

1: Whoever said it didn’t see it. Just wait a moment. Look carefully, I look like Maggie Cheung when I'm quiet, hmm; when I talk, I look like Tong Xiangyu, my forehead is awesome; when I smile, I look like Lin Daiyu, whoops; when I get angry, I look like Fang Shiyu, haha, ah, wow, um Hmm - (Stepping on a cockroach). It’s not that I want to get angry, bad guys always force me to take action. Just now I was walking on the street and found someone secretly filming me. Whoever took the secret photo of me has a head like a mallet and eyebrows. Just that little appearance, hum, wait for a thousand years! I don't believe I can't find him!

Music: Hehe. Running along the street, why is the pervert missing? Look up, look down, look left, look right, see where you can run!

2: Oh my god.

1: I bought it! (My gad!) No matter how cunning the rabbit is, he can't hide Big Teeth!

2: Ouch, why am I hiding Big Teeth? What did you say?

1: Stop pretending, Zhu Bajie is pretending to be a pretender.

1: What? !

1: Abnormal!

2: What’s wrong with me?

1: What’s wrong? You were secretly filming me there just now. What did you want to do?

2: I want to put it online.

1: So direct. He is indeed a pervert!

2: Why am I abnormal?

1: The mobile phone is the evidence! Let everyone take a look, oh my god, beauty, beauty, this is still a beauty!

2: Is this a beauty? Is this a beauty? Is this a beauty? Is this sister-in-law a beauty?

1: You won’t let this go?

2: I’ve taken pictures like that before. If you don’t know, don’t talk nonsense. Take a look at this video to see what it is. Sesame Sesame, it’s open.

: What are you selling, sister?

1: A multifunctional kitchen knife, come on, brother.

2: How much does it cost?

1: Five dollars. If people don't sell it for six yuan, they sell it for five yuan. Wherever you fall in love with shopping, shopping is convenient.

2: Make it cheaper for us.

1: Five yuan is not much. You can’t buy a house or a car, and you can’t travel to Moscow. It’s just convenient.

2: How do you use this? Is it convenient?

1: Lin Daiyu and Jia Baoyu don’t know how to use my vegetable cutter; Sun Wukong and Doraemon don’t know how to use my kitchen knife; deep love, rainy weather, the knife is multi-functional for cutting vegetables; to Pushing forward and retreating, it's like coming to the guerrillas. Everyone will know it at a glance. Just buy it for convenience.

2: Then I will buy one.

1: Brother, you have chosen. We have four brothers. The eldest is the most promising. The eldest is Zhao Benshan, the second is Zhao Benmai, and the third is Zhao Benzui. He is the fourth in our family. , Zhao Ben compensated. If you can't make back the money, you still have to pay the loss. I gave it to you with tears in my eyes. Pay the money first and then get the goods, so that we don't make any mistakes. If something goes wrong, it will be difficult to handle. We will file a lawsuit and go to the court. You say it's not troublesome, it's just a convenience.

2: Just because of your talk, I’ll buy you two more, no problem.

1: Brothers are handsome when they grow up, and they show love to the world. Brother is really refreshing, I will send you six more paragraphs.

2: Oops, I don’t have time to listen. I have to go to the bathroom quickly.

1: Yes, it is convenient.

(Back to reality)

1: Did you take this?

2: Just in time.

1: What do you do?

2: I am a photographer.

1: Photographer?

2: Just use DV to shoot the video and then upload it to the Internet.

1: I’m sweating, I’m crazy, I’m clapping my hands. Unexpectedly, I also encountered a "guest" star

2: Nemesis?

1: Not all “guest” stars are on the Internet now. What blogs, podcasts, TV guests, Witkeys, and you.

2: What kind of guest am I?

1: Shrek.

2: I am really a photographer.

1: Photographer? ! No, what are you taking pictures today?

2: Today I photographed civilized behavior, photographing people who pick up trash and throw it into the trash can.

1: Then you didn’t have to be sneaky just now.

2: I was adjusting the DV. In fact, this is what happened just now.

1: Oops.

Music: Walking along the street, I found a child, squatted down, picked up cigarette butts, and threw them into the trash can. I followed him until he reached the intersection.

2: Oh my god.

1: I bought it!

2: Didn’t you hit me again?

1: Then why are you filming me?

2: I just saw you pick up an orange peel and throw it into the trash can. It felt like Yao Ming dunking a basketball into the basket. In my eyes, you suddenly looked much taller.

1: Hahahahaha. Children, have you told the adults about being a photographer? When you are a photographer, do you only need a broken mobile phone?

2: Oops, what happened to the phone.

1: What happened to the mobile phone? You are equivalent to Guan Gong carrying a kitchen knife in battle, Monkey King wielding a wooden board to knock, a noble concubine drunkenly drinking Northeastern braised cuisine, and Thousand-Hand Avalokitesvara performing radio gymnastics. 2: You have sold kitchen knives. If a photographer wants to discover something, the mobile phone is the best capture tool. For example, last time, I captured such a video while riding the subway. Take a look. Sesame Sesame, it’s open.

1: Oops. What are you doing.

2: What’s wrong?

1: What’s wrong? Don't pretend to be confused because you understand. You touched me.

2: Who touches whom.

1: Just touch me.

2: I’ll touch you. What are your mahjong tiles? Shall we meet each other?

1: Just you? It's as long as a stick. Who can confront you?

2: If you say that, I will touch you. Whatever happens.

1: What’s wrong? ! You can't touch me.

2: If you’re afraid of being touched, don’t stay here. Why are you so crowded here?

1: I noticed that you, a big man, speak so out of tune. I’ve never seen a beautiful woman before, maybe I just want to get stuck on gas.

2;Am I stuck on your gas? The gutter oil is better than you

1;My gutter oil? Look at your virtues. You are just a handyman who doesn’t even look at yourself in the mirror. You are a gangster and you are a copycat!

2;What’s wrong? It’s exciting, right? Don't touch your nose or face!

1;With your face that is so thrilling and dangerous, surrounded by barren mountains and wild waters, I’m still afraid of altitude sickness

2;Don’t give me Li Geliu’er, I’m going to I have to fight for you for a piece of cake ABCD.

1; Don’t sigh so much that you will do whatever it takes to end your life at Lanqiao. Don’t pretend to be stupid. Don’t talk nonsense to me. I won’t give you some mountain flowers. You don’t know anything. It's called dry shaking, if you have the ability, get off!

2;Don’t leave if you have the ability!

1;I have sat and stood!

1;I have seen this video. Did you take it?

2;After I uploaded this video to the Internet, many netizens condemned their uncivilized behavior!

1; I also left a message: I’m sweating, I’m crazy, I despise this, it should be exposed!

2;In fact, we photographers not only take pictures of ugliness, but also hope that more beauty will remain in our shots. For example, I took a video of a leukemia patient last time. After it was uploaded to the Internet, there were many Netizens all donated money, and one entrepreneur directly donated 30,000 yuan. Everyone has said it, so I will confirm it in four words: Sesame Xiaopai.

1;Wait, what did you say your name was?

2;Zhizhi Xiaopai

1;Zhima Xiaopai is you,

2;Have you never heard of it?

1 ;Why do you look like this?

2;What do I look like?

1;I thought you were quite environmentally friendly. Who knew how I could grow so low-carbon?

2; I am just a grassroots person who likes to take pictures of the trivial things around ordinary people. It doesn’t matter what you look like

1;Wow~ your image in my heart suddenly became much taller.

2;Laugh··

1;I also want to be a photographer, but what subject should I choose?

2;As long as you lower your perspective, in our lens, ordinary people are big stars!

1; Speaking of stars, I remember you filmed an aunt who wanted to be a star.

2; You mean the one at the entrance of the film studio? I also have this video with me. Look at "Sesame Sesame is open"

1;Look at Xiaogang!

2;Director!

1;I have talent!

2: Not a director, just a photographer, it doesn’t matter, as long as I have a camera

1;I’ll perform first

2;My talent is to be able to write Nengwu.

2; Let me write a text first ````````

1: What is the performance about? I'll do it

2;I’ll do another martial arts:

1;Shall I do it

2;Oh, look at my physique, I’m ```Ciri~~

1;I think you look like a lizard, director, director, it’s time, the director is an actor, let’s give a show

2: Yes, let me inspire you,

1;What do you say?

2;For example: the salary has been paid

1;Clap your hands happily

2;It’s gone in a blink of an eye

1;`` fainted

2; My son was admitted to college

1; I am happy: my son`

2; I was fired by my teacher

1; I fainted

2; I won the Mark Six lottery

1; I was happy to see the lottery tickets

1; Faint

2; Becoming a big star

1; Looking around happily

2 ;Dreaming

1;Have a dizzy reaction

2;`````

1;I am almost going crazy because of you

2;Hehehe``

1;The director looks like this. I will sing you an English song using my hometown tune

2;Yo , her English level 4

1;A---C

2; dumbfounded ```After a while, it’s time to climax (can’t sing anymore)

1: There is a fuss about Yahoo sei````

2; It’s enough trouble, people have to leave quickly, please say a few words

1; I feel sorry for you I am most suitable to play this role, a Diaopoer, a shrew, and sowing dissension. These are my strengths. Um, I want to be a star. I will earn a lot of money after becoming a star, and let my husband open a big company. Um, this is a struggle for love. !

2;Looking at this relationship, there is so much emotion.

1;It’s so touching

2;How about it, even the smallest things are just as touching, right? In fact, life is full of themes, and the themes are all around you. I take pictures everywhere with my mobile phone. . Shoot everywhere. . To... you, you, you, what are you doing?

1; Hehe, I have chosen my subject, and I am going to be a photographer’s photographer.

2;Hey, don’t shoot me

1;Just shoot you, I will shoot you well, I will shoot you hard.

2; Co-authored by Am I a Cucumber? No, if you take a picture of me, I will sweat, sweat violently, and even feel dizzy.

1; It turns out that Sesame Pai also suffers from camera blur. You just missed the beat, don’t be nervous, just follow my beat to inspire you. Sesame Sesame is open——————————(singing)

Life is a stage everywhere. Pick up the DV and let's take pictures together, up, down, left, right, sesame little things

1; We can hide pretty quickly

2; Hey, Lao Bi secretly takes pictures of beautiful women Na!!

1;Hurry up!

1 and 2; Sesame Sesame is open!