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Flirting with history: Ancient emperors had their own unique "affair" ways.
There is a popular saying that a woman's wardrobe is always missing a dress. Interestingly, men generally have the same requirements for women. Even a favorite among the three thousand beauties in the harem, she always wants to have fun outside whenever there is an opportunity. Of course, as the king of a country, going out to cheat may not have a good influence. Therefore, it is inevitable to create various excuses. In this regard, our Yang Di emperor Yang Guang did a good job.

I'm afraid our Comrade Yang Guang's evaluation in the history of China is extremely unbearable. If the erotic news about this gentleman is contemporary, I'm afraid I'm lucky to be on the gossip headlines of major websites every day. For example, when Yang ascended the throne, he gave up his father before his bones were cold. He couldn't wait to tear off his crotch and put Mrs. Xuanhua and Mrs. Ronghua on the big bed, having a good time. Today's headlines may be that Yang Guangzi inherited his father's career and his little mother became a small partner in bed.

However, for Yang Guang, a genius who is always keen on whimsy, just performing in the palace seems to be too small a stage. As for Torre's widows, after a fiery ordeal at first, if the left hand holds the right hand now, they have already lost interest and become indifferent. The so-called all love can't be locked, and a red heart goes out of the wall. Our Comrade Yang Guang, with a pure heart, came up with this idea outside the palace wall. However, how to find a reason to climb over the wall and pick flowers? So, Yang Guang came up with a coup: going out for a cruise.

After thinking about the itinerary, the next thing to do is to determine the destination and travel strategy. If you just wander around Luoyang, the eastern capital, you will inevitably lose your dignity. Yang guang secretly decided to make a scene. Of course, Yang Guangben is a person who enjoys it. As a result, a high-speed water train from Luoyang, the eastern capital, to Yangzhou, Jiangdu started. Today, Luoyang, Henan, Yangzhou, Jiangsu, even if it is a straight line, it is nearly 800 kilometers. According to the production conditions at that time, the manpower and material resources consumed can be imagined.

However, the significance of this water high-speed rail is not high speed, but high specification. On the day the project was completed, Comrade Yang Guang couldn't wait to take a huge team of 200,000 people to Jiangdu for public travel. At that time, the river was full of thousands of water vehicles. These EMUs are lined up on the water, end to end, which can be described as endless, as long as 200 miles. How can such a huge team travel? Of course, our great leader has thought of it. Before he left, he made rolling news in major media and called on all localities to actively respond to the national fitness campaign. All men of the right age along the way are obliged to take care of their hair. As for the river bank, the Royal Avenue surrounded by willows was built, and two honor guards were escorted by private soldiers.

For a time, the river was colorful and colorful flags fluttered on the land. The scene at that time was unprecedented. Of course, in order to show the kindness of state leaders to the people, Yang Guang has also carried out a series of grassroots activities, which are in full swing in send warm. With the theme of tasting hundreds of meals and the sufferings of the people, he called on the people all the way to sell iron pots and offer family food. In this way, at 8 o'clock every day, the news guide programs of the Sui Dynasty frequently broadcast touching pictures of imperial leaders cordially meeting the grassroots, shaking hands and being caring and attentive.

Of course, in addition to creating a harmonious scene between the monarch and the people, there is naturally a theme of hooking up behind Yang Guang's sightseeing. For our well-connected Comrade Yang Guang, how to be radiant and radiant is not a problem. For example, Yanshi, a folk gossip magazine in Yang Di, recorded that when the Navy had traveled thousands of miles eastward to reach the border of Yangzhou, our Comrade Yang Guang made an important speech on the local TV station in Yangzhou. The content of the speech is to call on the masses to respond to the national green travel and low-carbon emission reduction policies, not only for male compatriots, but also for female compatriots. As a result, the beautiful young girls in Yangzhou were asked to dress up, put on fresh clothes, dress up as baby trains, and walk slowly with the delegation holding ropes on the shore. Of course, if Comrade Yang Guang on the special train meets an intimate look, he will shout cordial condolences to the box.

However, life is a journey without turning back. Yang Guang, our old donkey friend, spent a lot of money on donkeys. Even if he has a strong foundation, he sometimes has kidney deficiency. With Yang Guang's happiness, the days of the collapse of the Sui Dynasty are numbered. Interestingly, although the Great Sui Dynasty perished and Comrade Yang Guang opened up a new idea of donkey skills, there are many followers among the younger generation, such as Zhu Houzhao and Amin Wuzong.

Interestingly, compared with Yang Guang hiding half his face behind the guitar in front of us, Zhu Houzhao's kung fu of picking up girls is simpler and rougher. According to historical records, Zhu Houzhao visited Jiangnan many times in his life. Every time I swim here, Comrade Zhu Houzhao will open WeChat and shake it. Anyone who shakes the portrait of a fair woman will lock her position. No matter whether she is located in a tall house or a small house on the edge of the village, as long as there is a door and a woman, Zhu Houzhao can always go straight in with a gun and make a scene. Of course, in order to prevent the fish from escaping from the net, Zhu Houzhao asked eunuchs around him to secretly write down the street houses where girls and widows lived in the city and draw a professional GPS navigation system. Until midnight, when the door opened, the saints were summoned and the citizens lit candles to meet them, Comrade Zhu Houzhao would take out his personal navigation and give humanistic care one by one.

Compared with the local tyrant style in Zhu Houzhao, The Next Emperor is much more literary and artistic. He doesn't play WeChat, at least not Mo Mo. This man is Song Huizong Xu Huixin. This man, Song Huizong, still has a certain popularity in history, because Shuihu, known as the history of underworld entrepreneurs in ancient China, gave him the position of the best supporting villain. Of course, in addition to the good qualities we are familiar with, such as depravity and frivolity, Xu Huixin also made academic research on flowers and trees, bamboo stones, birds, animals, insects and fish, Dingding's paintings and calligraphy, immortal Taoism and so on. In modern terms, Comrade Xu Huixin is a young artist, or at least a young artist with an idiotic tendency.

Of course, like all previous emperors, Zhao Ji has a similar feature, that is, lewdness. According to historical records, the concubines in this monarch's harem are like clouds, claiming 3,000 powder and 800 cigarettes. However, this 3,000-year-old makeup is always annoying, especially for Xu Huixin, the son of heaven who wandered in the literary and art circles. I hope the women around me can not only have action movies in bed, but also play literary movies on Liaoning University of Technology card. It's a pity that the woman you see can't sublimate naturally under the influence of the harem derailment and spiritual communication. So Xu Huixin dug Momo up and looked at the world outside the palace. At this point, a woman appeared in front of Xu Huixin.

This woman's name is Li Shishi. Of course, we might as well explain Miss Li's life story. Li Shishi, the daughter of Wang Yin, the owner of Bianjing Dyehouse, died in prison at the age of four because her father failed to greet the officials who came to eat cards. The street teacher was adopted by Liu Yun, a pimp with a brothel business license in the Song Dynasty, and changed her name to Li Shishi with her surname, teaching her chess, painting, dancing, waiting on people, etc.

Of course, our Miss Li Shishi is a beautiful woman with a natural euphemistic voice, trained by a senior mommy. At the age of 28, she has become a minor celebrity in the industry. Scholars and descendants, in order to get VIP membership cards and see the beauty of the goddess, scramble to spend a lot of money without changing their faces. As for the women in Beijing's major teaching workshops, whenever they hear that their teachers are famous, they also pick up stingy manners and give a thumbs up to show their efforts on the career path. In other words, Li Shishi has become the benchmark of Beijing brothel industry.

Our comrade Xu Huixin, under the enthusiastic guidance of his personal secretary Gao Qiu, had a cordial conversation with Li Shishi in Momo under the false identity of Zhao Yi, the top scholar in the imperial examination. He talked about the current international situation from Armani, Haagen-Dazs, Kundera of Milan and Haruki Murakami. Of course, the ultimate goal of spiritual communication wrapped in any excuse will be transformed into body language. Finally, the two met in the name of cultural exchange, and the meeting place was naturally the luxury box of Li Shishi brothel. After a few glasses of wine, the beautiful woman danced with joy and her clothes faded. Xu Huixin then drank hard and got up. The more she looks at her, the more she likes her. A bear hug entered Lowe's.

One night, the pillow was soft, and Li Shishi's gentleness and thoughtfulness naturally made Song Huizong dream. Unfortunately, I feel that the time is short and the morning light is short. Although Xu Huixin holds the golden rice bowl of his ancestors, he is a civil servant after all and has already signed in, so he reluctantly agreed to meet later. Since then, Xu Huixin will naturally take care of Li Shishi's business and become the norm. However, with the passage of time, Xu Huixin's identity will inevitably be exposed. Some tabloids in the street will naturally add a lot of romantic scraps.

Interestingly, when the son of heaven goes out for courtship, someone will always screw it up. It was the Emperor Tongzhi of the Qing Dynasty who made such a romantic article gloomy. It is worth mentioning that the access system of harem in Qing Dynasty is different from that of many previous dynasties. It turns out that Manchu people are not allowed to intermarry with Han people in order to ensure the purity of their blood. However, the circle of Manchu people is already very small. After several generations of inbreeding, genes naturally become more unbearable. When Tongzhi ascended the throne, the choice of harem was mostly crooked melon and jujube.

A woman as beautiful as flowers and pure as jade, the more natural the better, but a woman as beautiful as flowers and pure as jade, pestering her, I'm afraid she will not be in a good mood, so our Tongzhi emperor has a heart that goes through the wall. However, Emperor Tongzhi grew up in a small palace and was used to reading red tape, but there was no intimate friend like Gao Qiu to give him advice. As a result, this out-and-out lone ranger had to sneak on Baidu in the dead of night and look for a beautiful girl under the roots of the imperial city. The answer he got was naturally that he found a red light hanging high in the streets and pushed the door in.

These answers directly led Emperor Tongzhi to the red light district on the street. As a result, this high-end, atmospheric and advanced prince and showgirl became a low-level hooligan activity. Of course, none of the women who stumbled in the street passed the professional skills examination, let alone professional ethics. They are not as gentle and delicate as Li Shishi. What's more, the office environment is extremely bad and there are no good related safety measures. After several affairs, Emperor Tongzhi, who grew up in the deep palace, finally lost to him with low immunity and died.