Kobayashi is in charge of the transfer business in a bank lobby. He receives many people every day, and some people always regard him as an information office, which makes Xiao Lin very angry. So Kobayashi made a "non-information office" sign and put it on the table, thinking: Is this good? Unexpectedly, when the door opened the next day, all the people who came to consult first went to Xiaolin's desk and asked, "Where is the consultation room?"
3. When eating in a hotel, the waiter enthusiastically said: There is no toilet in our hotel. You can go to the toilet opposite. We have an agreement with them. When you get there, you can say that you are "eating" and they don't charge you!
4. A woman said to her cheating husband: If you dare to divorce and marry that little demon, I will marry that demon's father. From now on, my son will call you brother-in-law and you will call me mother! My husband fainted on the spot and behaved himself from then on.
5. When I was in primary school, my mother required that every exam should be above 90 points. I can still meet the requirements with snacks. ~ background ~
In the fourth grade, I fell in love with arcade game for a while, and my grades plummeted. I got 62 points in math in the final exam. I was puzzled when I looked at the score register. If I go back, I will be beaten ... so I decided to change my grades according to the previous precedent ... ~~gc~~ Only 62 points, how can I change it to more than 90? Please write 62 yourself and see if you can change it to 90. ) ....
My mother is speechless. ...
6. In my sophomore year, I took a course. In the last class, the teacher assigned homework and a traditional paper, and then sent us an email to upload the homework. At the same time, I saw the teacher write down the password: cptbtptpbcptdtptp, and everyone suddenly became dark. Of course, these are not GC children's shoes. Ask, teacher, how do you remember this? What a long time ~ GC! GC！ I only heard what the teacher said there was very HLL: eat grapes, don't spit grape skins, don't eat grapes, spit grape skins. ...
grape skin ...
skin ...
7. Sitting on the toilet BB today, I used too much force and broke the seat ring.
Take my son shopping at noon and buy a new one by the way.
The handsome guy in the sanitary ware store is super enthusiastic and repeatedly introduces a brand with good quality. I went on to say, "Be strong! That morning our home is me ... "
My brain turned sharply and I quickly changed my mouth: "My son broke it."
I'm glad I didn't be stupid this time, otherwise the image of this lady would be ruined.
The three-year-old son protested loudly: "Mom lied! Obviously, your ass is broken! "
tears gushing from one's eyes ...
Handsome guy aimed at my ass with a black line …
Keep clean in this world.
8. About 20 years ago, before the advent of GSM, mobile phones were a luxury and paging was very fashionable.
During the Chinese New Year, a group of classmates and friends played cards together, and the indoor circuit burned out. Without property, the main gate can't be found. So they decided to repair it themselves. Because they all graduated from physics department, they operate directly with electricity. A buddy A is standing on the wooden bench to connect the wires, while others are watching. While speaking, he suddenly shivered and five or six legs kicked him down together. Naturally, he fainted and everyone began to rescue him. Sure, this.
shake ...
Electric shock?