Background: Warring States Period

Characters: Wang Zhao, Lin Xiangru, Qin Wang (celery), Zhao Chen (3), Chen Qin (4), Xiao Bing, coachman and sixth-grade student.

Scene 1: Time: Wang Zhaochao Location: Zhaogong

Wang Zhao: (singing while singing) I've been very annoyed recently. I always feel uneasy and can't sleep well. Ever since this wall came into my hands, I'm always worried that it will be taken away. Alas! If you have something to complain about, leave the DPRK if you have nothing to do.

Xiao Bing: (panting) Report-Report-Report-

Wang Zhao: Have you finished the report?

Xiao Bing: No, there is a flying pigeon delivering books!

Wang Zhao: Is there one or not?

Xiao Bing: Yes!

Wang Zhao: Submit it (in a low voice) but it was not written by the King of Qin. (Batman raises his hand and runs out) Wow! What a coincidence! It's really written by that Qin cuisine, and the handwriting is still so bad! (Read it carefully) I finally got a piece of jade, and Qin cuisine has taken a fancy to it again, and I want to change cities. Ministers, please raise your hand if you have any ideas.

Minister A: (Raise your hand) I thought the King of Qin just wanted to play a trick on Cui, so we just pretended not to know, saying that the pigeon had an accident halfway, fell into a second-class disability, and was being treated in our country, and the letter was lost.

Minister B: (Nail, angry) What are you talking about! Will anyone believe in Qin cuisine? Don't let people make excuses, atomic bombs and hydrogen bombs will hit your lair!

Wang Zhao: Du! -People haven't hit you yet! Why did you call first! ! And you (glaring at B), why don't you raise your hand and speak!

Minister C: Your Majesty, stop it and calm down! I think Lin Xiangru should be released. His limbs are simple and his mind is developed, which is just the opposite of "Qin cuisine".

Wang Zhao: OK! Kobayashi Will you go?

Lin Xiangru: Go! Don't go for nothing, go for nothing! Buddha said: if I don't enter the state of Qin, who will?

Wang Zhao: Good! Then don't be wordy. Here are gifts: bulletproof vest, leather gloves, cotton-padded clothes and trousers, leaving tomorrow! Remember! You may be the 250th person who died of "Qin cuisine".

Lin Xiangru: You can finally go abroad at public expense! Yeah! (After the first game)

Scene 2: Farewell Location: Outside the City

Wang Zhao and Lin Xiangru sang and danced; Since ancient times, children have been immersed in love and vowed to be together, flying songs all over the building. Who knows how to think long? It was not until Yuyang heard the earth-shattering sound of drums that clothes and feathers were gloomy. The stars shed tears and rain, and the moon is like a boat, which can't move eternal feelings. Qin Guanhan is always the same, and the waves in Dajiangdong are endless. I don't like to sing romantic songs for a long time, so I'll save it as a story written in the Spring and Autumn Period (the ending song of "Flying Song of Datang") (standing still after the jump)

Lin Xiangru: (Bravely) The wind is rustling and the water is cold. When a strong man goes, he will return! (windy) Did Big Brother turn off the hair dryer over there? The head can be broken, but the hair can't be messy! (To Wang Zhao) Do you have anything else?

Wang Zhao: (clearing his throat) Brave, brave, on the loess slope, for the country, for the people, that is, for my hometown! (Ministers cover their ears)

Lin Xiangru: Boss Zhao, come on, I ... (embarrassed)

Wang Zhao: Speak your mind! While we are still alive, broken arrow, Fei Xue and Wu Ming are all dead, and we can't give them if we want to.

Lin Xiangru: (with grave expression) This is my last request (everyone listen attentively). I want to eat a bowl of Huimian Noodles! (Everyone fainted)

Wang Zhao: Remember, food is sometimes given to you as long as you can come back.

(Lin Xiangru turns away)

Everyone sings: goodbye! Goodbye! See you in the morgue (everyone sings and retreats, and the forest runs around the field, with background music: The Journey to the West)

Scene 3: Qin Hall

Lin Xiangru (outside the palace): Wow! If I had known it was so cold here, I would have put on an extra thermal underwear, which was elegant and warm.

King Qin (in the palace): (singing on the stage) Oh, forget it, forget it, put it aside and smile. I like celery best. Although it tastes bitter, sour and sweet, it is more natural! (Say) What about foreigners?

Chen Yi: Right outside.

Qin Wang: Are you freezing to death?

Chen Er: It will freeze to death soon!

Qin Wang: Bring it up!

Minister: Wei-Wu-

Lin Xiangru: (walks up to him and sniffles) God, why is it so cold here? Am I going the right way?

King Qin; This is the right place. Where are the things?

Lin Xiangru: (whispering) Kiss his ass first! (loudly) Your Majesty! My admiration for you is like a surging river. Let me express my admiration (singing) with songs. You are like a fire in winter, with big eyes shining brightly, like the brightest star in the sky. You're like that.

Qin Wang: Stop! Where are the things? ! !

Lin Xiangru: Yes. What about the city?

Qin Wang: Let me have a look at it first, and then look at it later.

Lin Xiangru: I'll read first!

King Qin; Want to make a gesture?

Lin Xiangru: Come on!

(background sound: before the house of flying daggers, the two men looked at each other and rubbed their hands. )

A crab has eight claws, the size of two tips. Squeeze your eyes, shrink your neck, and crawl across the Shahe River. The two brothers are good. Who will drink first? (Qin Wang won)

Qin Wang: Ha ha ha! Last name wins! Take it!

Lin Xiangru: (Helpless, he took it out and waved it in front of the king of Qin)

Qin Wang: (See Yu, Xi, singing to Yu) Untie me, the most mysterious waiting, the stars fall, the wind blows, and finally I can see and shake in front of my eyes. Believe me, I will remain sincere. I promise to wait for a thousand years, no matter how many winters, I will not let go (hold her in my hand and play with her).

Lin Xiangru: (singing to the jade in the hands of the King of Qin) Naya Sao Chana Ku Nurumadayou in Cai Yi, Kabayu in Chalonghai, Wu Li, Apa Shao Naiyou in Naum Chalang, Wu Li, Shao Naiyou in Shaolu Chalang Hadona Moutai (Korean transliteration).

Chorus: He Shibi is the only beautiful myth (myth theme song).

Qin Wang: Wow! Beautiful! Beautiful! Exquisite It's really the only one in the sky and underground, just like a fairy's moving descent, the beauty of the country, the moon is closed and the flowers are ashamed, and the fish sink in the wild goose. ...

Lin Xiangru: King Qin, that city? ...

Qin Wang: (still looking at Jed) What city? City what?

Lin Xiangru: You don't keep your word!

Ministers: (singing) Hu-baby Hu, said the baby boy! The boy said! Hu Baobei Hu Baobei, we are as bad as good!

Lin Xiangru: (Bowing his head and thinking for a while, he suddenly had a brainwave) King Qin, do you know how many troops He Shibi suffered?

King Qin; Two, of course!

Lin Xiangru: Wrong! In fact, it is affected by three forces, which is what makes it special!

Qin Wang: Really? Say it!

Lin Xiangru: Then, take it to Hebi first. (Qin Wang gives jade to Lin)

Chen Qin: Our king loves learning very much.

Lin Xiangru: (holding He Shibi, excited) Ladies and gentlemen, this is an exciting moment. First of all, I want to thank our boss Zhao (applause), who gave me the opportunity to go abroad for further study and serve the people. Secondly, I want to thank my coachman, who pulled the donkey he thought was a horse and sent me to such a cold place. "Wan Li went to Rongji and flew around the mountain." Finally, thank the king of Qin! (The King of Qin was shocked) I won't say more about the reasons. Now, I want to analyze, it is subject to a gravity and a supporting force!

Qin Wang: How about another one?

Lin Xiangru: That's my brain power to cheat you!

Qin Wang: What is brain power?

Ministers: Your Majesty, this boy is lying to you!

Qin Wang: (Awakening) Oh! How dare you lie to me!

Lin Xiangru: I lied to you, a simple-minded man with developed limbs, saying, will the city give it or not?

Qin Wang: What if you give it? What if you don't give it?

Lin Xiangru: No? (explosive bag in hand) I'm bound by high explosives, and I'm crushed to death by jade here!

Qin Wang: No! It doesn't matter if you die. The key is that the jade can't be broken and don't dirty the hall. Bloody brains all over the floor, you know aunt cleaner works hard every day, and you still ignore her labor results. It's heartless and unqualified! Ok, you take the jade first! We'll talk tomorrow. Leave North Korea!

Ministers: Solve-Decentralize-

Minister: Our State of Qin is so disciplined.

King Qin; Singing while walking: I am always too soft-hearted, too soft-hearted ...

Jingjing sidian inn

Lin Xiangru: Xiao Liu! Small six! ! Small six! ! !

Small six: coming! what's up

Lin Xiangru: Are you ... aren't you a coachman?

Xiaoliu; I work part time.

Lin Xiangru: When you bring Heshibi back to Zhao, I can rest assured that I can give you some oceans.

Small six: (crying) My Lord, what can I do when I leave? In case I can't go back, then, then, then who will give me those oceans!

Lin Xiangru: What are you talking about? Let's go.

Small six: Oh!

Venue: Qin Hall

King Qin: Send an envoy!

Minister: Wei-Wu-

Qin Wang: Messenger Lin, there are several cities here. Please choose! (Holding the map)

Lin Xiangru: (while picking) This one is too small, there are too few people, this one is too far away, and this famine is better.

Qin Wang: Which one do you want?

Lin Xiangru: Xianyang, no Xianyang, no choice.

Qin Wang: (Anger rises to 98%) Beautiful! If you want to go to Xianyang, why not go to London? Deportation immediately!

Ministers: OK ——— (Drive the forest out)

Lin Xiangru: I am so developed and simple-minded. I didn't expect it to be so easy to return home. This is aboveboard. I thought I was going to smuggle people.

Location 6: Zhao Gong

Wang Zhao: (thinking about it day and night, singing) Come back! Come back! My dearest Xiao Lin, come back! Come back! Hui mian is waiting for you here.

Lin Xiangru: (On the stage, shouting) I'm back! I'm back! (Run forward, avoid Zhao Wang and hug Xiao Liu)

(Lin turns and shakes hands) Well, it's good to be back. Do you have any special products?

Lin Xiangru: I brought celery (I looked everywhere, but I didn't find it). I finished it on the way!

Wang Zhao; Never mind, we have cabbage!

Lin Xiangru: I can come back alive. This is the full strength of the prize.

Wang Zhao; (Singing) Only you can protect He Shibi, and only you can come back safely ... (The ministers cover their ears and feel pain)

Lin Xiangru: Boss, Huimian Noodles!

Wang Zhao: Of course, I won't forget to give you a bowl of Huimian Noodles mutton kebabs, Lin Xiangru. Thank you!

Lin Xiangru: Xie Wang! I will study hard in the future, make progress every day, serve my country and not engage in sex. (End)