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Super funny jokes about teachers (1)

1, a middle school student asked the teacher: food chain? Sheep eat grass and wolves eat sheep? Can you imagine that wolves eat grass? The teacher replied: food chain? Dogs eat shit, people eat dog meat? Can you think of people eating shit? After listening to the teacher's answer, the students suddenly realized: I see.

2. The teacher asked: Let's call the roll to answer the questions. ? Not good? . The teacher asked the girl: Ask the boy if he is good. ? Okay？ . Ask the boy again: ask the girl if she is good. ? Well, didn't we all agree to ask questions? The teacher is too mean

In college English class, when the teacher mobilized us before the exam, he read a passage: If we don't go to war, the enemy will kill us with bayonets and point his finger at our bones, saying that he hasn't passed Band 4.

The students are watching the video played by the political teacher with great interest, and the head teacher comes to say two urgent things. Many students are unconscious? Huh? With tears in her eyes, the head teacher saw the students' disappointment and said, ladies and gentlemen, it's time for advertising, and it's even more exciting after advertising. ?

Once in class, in a quiet classroom, a classmate suddenly began to burp, and everyone was at a loss. ~ ~ The teacher smiled and said:? What I said is hard to understand. Let's digest it when we go back. ? ~

6. In high school, two girls were more open-minded and watched island action movies in self-study class. As a result, they looked too carefully and didn't find that the head teacher had stood behind. As a result, the class teacher sighed: What makes you think you are watching this and won't do it again?

7. In senior three, the classroom was on the fourth floor. One afternoon, a sandstorm blew during class, and the sky turned black instantly. Everyone is curious. When looking out of the window, a piece of paper was blown to the height of the window, and it circled without falling. A boy is joking with the teacher. Teacher, the imperial edict has arrived. ? Our teacher decided: Ok, I'll take you to receive the order. ?

8. In high school, I used my mobile phone to read novels in self-study class. She suddenly stabbed me at the same table. I shivered and looked around to see that no one was reading a novel. At this moment, the amiable teacher behind me said lightly, I am here, here, here?

Super funny jokes about teachers (2)

1, head teacher When I was a classmate of the head teacher, I once told my heart, brother, that you always criticized us for trying hard to earn extra money as teachers. This is because you are not a teacher and don't know what it's like to be a teacher. That kind of feeling is really rewarding, that is, you don't accept money from your parents, that kind of pointing fingers and holding students makes your parents feel that your life is not wasted, and the longer you are a teacher, the more refreshing this feeling will be.

2. Aunt in the school dormitory When she was in college, there was an aunt in the girls' dormitory. She once told me, handsome boy, you always criticize our aunt for making things difficult for you and not letting you into the girls' dormitory. This is because you have never been an aunt and don't know what it's like to be difficult. That feeling is really useful, but it doesn't make people as happy as they want. The sense of power of monopolizing, giving up oneself and controlling others' life and death is really awesome, and it also makes people feel that this life has not been wasted.

3. Teacher's article A teacher told me, brother, you always criticize the teacher, but you have never experienced the feeling of being a teacher. Not to mention arranging massive homework, taking excellent teachers according to the script, receiving gifts from parents, and insulting students by corporal punishment in disguise. I just watch a group of my students dig their brains every day, more afraid of seeing my application than my parents, and proud that I can't teach anything but.

4. Once a student of the Student Union talked to me and said to himself, Brother, you always criticize the corruption and darkness of our officials. This is because you are not an official and don't know what it's like to be an official. That kind of feeling is really cool, that is, not taking bribes, crowding round, pointing out the country, winking at someone and doing something, and so on. It also makes people feel that life is not in vain. The more officials come, the more obvious this feeling will be.

Super funny jokes about teachers (3)

1, the history teacher's name is Wen Jian, and there was an emperor of Wen Jian in the Ming Dynasty. One day, the history teacher came into the classroom and said? Class? The following students shouted in unison? Long live my emperor. Long live my emperor? (premeditated, of course). The history teacher said calmly: everyone loves youth ~ stand up. Orz~ the whole class is still standing at this time ....

2. History teacher: Primitive man will never tell you his name because he is afraid that you will harm him with spells. I won't refuse your question directly, but I will avoid answering it.

Speaking of which, I saw a student burying his head in a newspaper and asked: What's the name of the classmate sitting in the back reading the newspaper?

The student said: Who, do you mean me?

History teacher: Am I right?

3. The ideas of individuals when they are alone are completely different from those in the group. When you are alone, you will think the fluorescent lamp is white, but when you are alone, you will think it is black. During the French Revolution, many people were honest tailors and bakers. He can bake bread on July 13, 2003 and attack the Bastille on July 14, 2004. After the attack, behead people and poke spears for public display; 15, go back and bake bread.

4. Stealing a chicken is not the opposite of eating rice. I couldn't have stolen it this time. It should be thinking about how to steal this chicken with less rice. Lift a rock and drop it on your own feet. This time, I was shooting myself in the foot. Next time, I have to think about how to shoot someone else in the foot.

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