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Zhao galloped, hoping to get rid of the chasing Cao Bing. It's a pity that his mount is exhausted, and you are getting closer. Knowing that a bloody battle was inevitable, Zhao Yun gritted his teeth, turned and rushed back to the Jun army array, fired a silver gun and killed more than ten enemy soldiers.

A hundred paces away from Zhao Yun, a sniper's shot is aimed at him, ready to shoot. This archer is General Wei whom Zhao Yun just released. Huang Xu said beside Zhang Jaw, "Your Majesty has ordered Zhao Yun to be captured alive."

Zhang jaw replied: "I know, I have my own discretion." Look at my chain arrow! " While speaking, a sniper's arrow has been shot, and then, Zhang jaw pulled out a bow and arrow and shot a second one; Then the third, fourth and fifth branches. Five sniper arrows flew like a barrage to the abdomen of Zhao Yun's war horse. Zhaoyun was fighting fiercely, and when his ears moved, he heard the wind swishing on the left. He turned and saw five arrows in front of him. He quickly swept around with his silver gun, blocking two arrows, while the other three have hit the abdomen of Zhao Yun's mount. The horse was exhausted. After shooting three arrows, it gave a long hiss and fell down. Zhaoyun hurriedly looked for teeth everywhere: "My teeth! My teeth! " All the soldiers pinned Zhao Yun down with guns, but Zhao Yun completely ignored them and still searched the grass for his lost teeth.

"Finally found it, I have to take it back and let Hua Tuo replant it for me later. General Zilong, who is so handsome, would be ugly if his front teeth were gone and his face was broken. Even girlfriends are hard to find in the future! " Zhaoyun said, and put the teeth in the carry-on water bag.

The soldiers tied him with ropes and knelt in front of Zhang's jaw. Zhao Yun was furious: "Zhang Jaw, what kind of hero is stabbing in the back? You made me lose a front tooth, and I hate you! "

Zhang jaw ignored him: "you are my prisoner now, why bother?" It's light to throw a dog and chew shit If the Prime Minister hadn't said he would save your life, I would have shot you. "

Zhao Yun still refuses to accept: "How come your boy's arrow shoots so fast?"

Zhang jaw "hey hey" a smile: "don't you know this? I am an Olympic champion in rapid fire. "

Zhaoyun was brought before Cao Cao, and zhangqin held the child in his arms and showed it to Cao Cao: "Master, this is the child in Zhaoyun's arms, probably the son of Liu Bei, Dou."

Cao Cao looked at the child and asked Zhao Yun inexplicably, "Is it worth your efforts for Liu Bei's child?" Is this the illegitimate child of you and Mrs. Gump? "

Zhao Yun was humiliated: "Bah! Kill if you want, don't insult my master! My master and I are brothers. How can I cuckold him? "

Cao Cao said, "He is really a hero. I took him alive, and he still had the courage to refute me. Aren't you afraid I'll kill you? "

Zhao Yun said disdainfully, "What a big scar when the bowl falls! Beheading is like the wind blowing a hat. Zhao Yun, you underestimate me. I am not afraid of death! "

Cao Cao began to love talents again: "Zhao Yun, an excellent military commander like you is a little wasted under Liu Bei, a loser who can only cry." Why don't you take refuge in me? "

Zhao Yun said, "You want me to jump off the boat? Daydreaming! "

Cao Cao said: "I am a state-owned enterprise here, and Liu Bei is just a peasant entrepreneur." The treatment here is much better than Liu Bei. There will be dividends, bonuses and paid annual leave at the end of the year. Cadres at or above the division level are equipped with BMWs, and excellent employees also enjoy overseas inspection at public expense. How's it going? Think about it? "

Zhao Yun was a little touched, but then he thought, "No, my master is very kind to me. He treats me like a brother and sleeps with me at night. "

Cao Cao was shocked: "What? I don't want to fall asleep with you, I think, and neither do my more than twenty aunts. Otherwise, I'll let my man Xiahou Dun sleep with you? "

Xiahou Dun beside "hey hey" giggle twice. Zhao Yun looked at Xia Houdun and swallowed in horror: "No, please. General Xiahou is so handsome, I am afraid to see him, just like a sparrow sees a phoenix and is ashamed. " Xia Houdun listened, and giggled happily.

Cao Cao thought: Are Liu Bei and Zhao Yun gay? Alas, I don't have the heart to break up the bad couple. Let Zhao Yun go. So he said to Zhao Yun, "Well, since General Zhao can't be persuaded to surrender, it's not convenient to force him to go home for the time being. If we can see him again one day, I hope he will consider abandoning darkness and turning to light. "

Zhao Yun was extremely excited: "Prime Minister Cao will cut me some slack? Thank you for not killing me. I will repay you one day. "

Zhang Jaw and other generals were unwilling to let Zhao Yun go easily, and advised Cao Cao, "Master, don't let him go, or there will be endless troubles! Besides, there are sinuses. Should the sinus be released together? "

Cao Cao said, "Well, that makes sense. General Zhao Yun can go, and Ah will stay as a hostage. "

Now Zhao Yun refused: "How can this be done? Today, President Liu gave me the task of saving Dou. If I can't finish the work, Mr. Liu will deduct my salary. Mr. Liu promised me to finish the work today and make me a general. If I can't bring Adou back, my hope of promotion will be ruined. "

Zhang jaw dismissively said, "cut! What kind of front teeth do you want to be? "

Cao Cao saw that Zhao Yun had just fallen from his horse and the child's head was squashed. Even when you grow up, you are mentally retarded. Let's sell it to Zhao Yun as a favor. So Cao Cao said to Zhao Yun, "This child is innocent. He shouldn't be a victim of war. Take him back. "

Zhao Yun thanked him and said, "Thank you, Prime Minister. I can't repay your kindness. "

Cao Cao said, "Why doesn't General Zilong even have a decent horse? Just now our army pursued the general. If the general was riding a good horse, he might not be overtaken by our army. Just now, our army opened its jaws and shot the general's mount. Now I send the general a BMW. "

Zhang Jaw asked, "Which BMW should I send Zhao Yun?"

Cao Cao said, "Just give the lost BMW to General Zhao Yun."

Zhao Yun thanked him and said, "Thank you for your kindness. I'd rather do as you say. "

So Cao Cao ordered his men to untie Zhao Yun. Zhaoyun hugged Dou, jumped on the BMW and left without looking back. Zhang Jaw asked Cao Cao, "Won't you regret letting Zhao Yun go like this?"

Cao Cao just wanted to answer, but Zhao Yun flew back like lightning and immediately appeared in front of Cao Cao. Cao Cao was overjoyed. "General Zilong changed his mind so soon and is willing to join our army?"

Zhao Yun said, "No, I'm lost. I can't find the Dangyang Bridge."

Cao Cao ordered his men to give Zhao Yun a map. Zhaoyun looked at the map and drove all the way to the east. Cao Cao looked at Zhao Yun's distant back and said to himself, "General Zhao Yun, we will meet again in the future. I hope you can change your mind next time. "

Dangyang bridge

After Cao Cao let Zhao Yun go, he left 500 people to guard the prisoners and the trench. The remaining 4,500 elite cavalry continued to pursue Liu Bei until they reached Dangyang Bridge. On the other side of the bridge, Zhang Fei, Liu Bei's third brother, rode a black horse and stood at the bridge with a snake spear in his hand. In the Woods behind Zhang Fei, smoke and dust were raised. Cao Cao was suspicious by nature and thought: Is there an ambush opposite?

While Cao Cao was thinking, Zhang Fei shouted, "I am Zhang Yide, a Yan. Who dares to come up and die? " Cao Jun looked at each other and whispered, "This guy named Zhang Yide is a eunuch. Why is his voice so loud? "

"Certainly not clean. He has more beards than I do. "

"The bridge has been broken. How can you go up and die? "

Zhang Fei didn't understand either: No, when I shouted, all the enemy troops ran away. This is called "gulping down the enemy". Why are these soldiers not afraid today? Well, then I'm welcome. Look at my Lion Roar!

Out of breath, Zhang shouted, "Lion roar! Ah ~ whoops ~! ! ! "

Zhang Fei's lion roar is very powerful. Within a hundred miles, the earth shook, the river flowed backwards, and Cao Jun was in chaos. Almost all the horses were frightened. The soldiers tried to tighten the reins, but to no avail. The whole army collapsed and fled in succession. Poor Xiahou Jie fell off his horse and was trampled to death by a horseshoe. Even Cao Cao forgot about the army and fled back by himself. ...

Only one person in the chaotic army kept calm, and this is the hero I want to create-Zhang Jaw. Zhang Jaw calmly ordered the army: "Don't mess around and control your horse. Stay in formation and come back. "

Gradually, Cao Jun stabilized and gathered at Dangyang Bridge. Cao Cao was furious: "Damn it, Zhang Fei, the landlord Yi Xuan has forbidden the skill of killing people in the Three Kingdoms, and he dares to use such a ban. I want to report him! "

Wen Pin said: "The lion roar is not a necessary skill in the real Li Sanzhong, but the stunt of the Golden Lion King in the TV series" Eternal Dragon Slayer ". "

Cao Cao asked, "Relying on heavenly sword? Which sword leans on the sky? Is this sword leaning on heaven in my hand? "

Wen Pin replied: "It's not your sword, it's the sword of Zhang Wuji and Zhao Min."

Zhang Jaw said, "I'll teach this Zhang Fei a lesson, and answer blows with blows!" With that, he drew his bow and arrow again and shouted, "Look at my sunset bow!" " "Zhang Jaw's arrow is shining, aiming at Zhang Fei on the other side of the river, and it is possible to shoot this deadly arrow at any time. ...

At this critical moment, I heard someone shouting, "Stop people under the arrow!" " "

Zhang Jaw put down his bow and arrow and asked, "Who stopped me?"

Cao Cao said, "It's me. General Zhang Jaw, calm down. I just asked Huang Xu to report that Zhang Fei used taboo tactics. If General Zhang Jaw returns with blows, we will be bitten by Zhang Fei. "

When Zhang Jaw saw that he was making a phone call, he put away his bow and arrow and asked Cao Cao, "Master, what should we do next?" The river is more than 200 steps wide, so ordinary bows and arrows can't shoot across the river without divine power. Do you want to bridge and continue to pursue? "

Cao Cao said, "Let me think."

Just when Cao Cao was thinking, Zhang Fei was anxious: "I am so angry! Yao Ming was driven away by my lion's roar. Why are they all coming back one by one? See grandpa show me the lion roar again! "

Zhang Fei is lucky again. Just as I was preparing to make contributions, I suddenly heard familiar music: "The river flows eastward, and the stars in the sky join the Beidou ..." Zhang Fei said: "I almost forgot, this is my newly downloaded ringtone." Zhang Fei took out his Tianyu mobile phone from his trouser pocket. When he saw it, it was his eldest brother Liu Bei.

"Hey, big brother, I'm fighting with Wei Jun. Why do you call me at this time?"

Liu Bei asked, "Third Brother, when you were fighting with Wei Jun just now, did you use the lion's killing tactics?"

"yes. What's wrong? "

Liu Bei was furious: "Cao told on us to the landlord Cao Ran!" If you dare to use the forbidden tactics again, you will be deducted from this month's bonus! "

Zhang Fei was afraid: "Yes! Yes! Dude, I don't need it anymore. So what should I do now? Without killing skills, how can I beat thousands of Wei Jun? "

"What should I do? Cold salad! Run! We won't wait for you if we can't get to the meeting place within 30 seconds! "

"Don't! Brother, don't be so heartless! Wait for me. Hello? Hello? Big brother? Hello? " Zhang Fei put down his mobile phone and immediately turned his horse's head and ran away.

When Cao Cao saw that Zhang Fei was defeated and fled, knowing that there was no ambush on the other side, he ordered a bridge to pursue him. Cao Cao ordered: "Huang Xu, there are 250 people on your bridge. The others find a shady place to rest and prepare for the starry night chase tonight!"

Huang Xu said: "Master, it is not good to give me 250 people ..."

Cao Cao roared: "I will work for 250 people for you. You don't care what it sounds like! "

Huang Xu was too scared to speak again. So he ordered 100 people to cut down trees in the nearby Woods, 50 people to ride horses to transport wood, and another 100 people to build bridges. It took about two hours, and the Dangyang Bridge was rebuilt. Cao Cao ordered: "The whole army crossed the bridge! Continue chasing Liu Bei for me! "

Starry night pursuit

It is said that Cao Jun continued to pursue Liu Bei after repairing Dangyang Bridge. Liu Bei and his party didn't dare to stop after riding for more than a dozen times, and they kept running in the direction of Hanjin. Unconsciously, the sky is getting dark and night falls. Jian Yong said to Liu Bei, "Master, we have been running nonstop for five or six hours. I'm afraid young master can't stand the long bumps. Shall we stop and have a rest? "

Liu Bei said, "No, Cao Jun must have crossed the bridge to catch up. It's too dangerous to rest now! "

Jian Yong said, "But Mrs. Gan is exhausted ..." Liu Bei saw Mrs. Gan and Zhao Yun riding a lost BMW. Although it was a BMW, it took two people a long time to be exhausted, and Mrs. Gump looked tired. Liu Bei had to order: "dismount and rest for half an hour, drink some water and replenish your strength."

So everyone dismounted and rested in place, but no one shouted tired. Dou hasn't eaten for five or six hours. Mrs. Gump soaked some dry food in water and fed it to the baby. Everyone was exhausted, and Liu Bei couldn't bear to order him to move on. He had rested for an hour before he knew it. Suddenly, Zhao Yun felt something was wrong. He knelt on the ground and listened with his ears. Then he jumped up and shouted, "no, the enemy is coming!" "

Liu Bei ordered: "Get on the horse! Full speed ahead! " Liu Bei and his party jumped on the horse and ran like hell. However, Cao Jun is still chasing behind, and the pounding of horses' hooves is getting closer and closer, which worries Liu Bei. Suddenly, Zhang Fei jerked the reins and stopped. They all stopped with them. Zhang Fei said angrily, "Don't run! Stop running. Hit them! Watch me send a' day and month round chop' and put them down in a big piece! "

Zhuge Liang said, "Yi Xuan, the landlord, ordered that the use of psychic powers is not allowed. Today, your master was punished for illegally using' Lion Roars to Heaven'. Military commanders' skills are banned. If I can, I'll go alone and see who dares to chase. "

Zhang Fei refused to accept: "I just shouted and scared them all away." Who used what prohibition? "

Zhuge Liang didn't want to argue with Zhang Fei, but only replied, "Are you loud? Can it shake the earth? "

Zhang Feizhi was speechless. Just as they were arguing, they suddenly heard Zhao Yun shout, "Master, be careful!" " "Liu Bei was looking for fame, but an arrow hit him in the chest. Liu Bei didn't have time to draw his male and female swords. In desperation, he tightened the reins and Ma Bao's front hoof jumped high. This sniper's shot hit Liu Bei's thigh and ass, and Liu Bei cried out in pain, "Ah! "

Zhao Yun knew that this must be the rapid-fire champion's volley. He had no time to think about it, and immediately stood in front of Liu Bei. "Shua shua" followed by the remaining four arrows, all shot in zhaoyun's chest. Zhang Fei saw this situation and immediately ran away: "It's so unfair! We have fewer soldiers and are not allowed to use killing skills. Why can the other party use' even crossbows and wild waves'? No, I'm going to burn you to death! "

Zhuge Liang dissuaded him, saying, "This is a rapid-fire serial arrow, which is not magical or forbidden. It can be used. Your pillar of fire and chopping at the sun and the moon are forbidden. "

Zhang Fei was furious: "What? Aren't they forbidden to use military commanders? Is it forbidden for me to use military commanders? Also ran to the landlord to sue me! Is there any justice? "

Zhao Yun pulled out the arrows in his chest one by one with his hand and said, "What's that noise? If you can use the skills of a military commander, do you still need a third brother? Today, when Zhang Jaw grabbed me, I put a' fire lantern', which can knock down a large piece, and maybe directly capture Cao Cao alive. "

Liu Bei said, "Shut up, it's useless. Zhao Yun, you won't die, will you? If you can't die, just leave with everyone and stay here to die. " So Liu Bei and his party rode horses for more than ten times and continued to escape. Liu Bei's ass is hurt. Although Liu Bei secretly pulled an arrow from his ass when Zhao Yunba pulled it just now, there was no stirrup. Liu Bei held the horse's belly tightly with his legs, and the wound on his ass was more painful under the bumps. Liu Bei couldn't help asking Mi Fang next to him: "Why is there no stirrup?"

Mi Fang replied, "There are stirrups. Before the opening of the mirror, a man named Banzhu told the director that there were no stirrups during the Three Kingdoms period, and the director asked the sitting audience to remove all the stirrups. "

Liu Bei was so angry that he burst into tears: "Who is this red bamboo?" The director trusts him so much? "

Mi Fang said: "Chizhu is the big sister in the official history area and has a wide range of knowledge. We can't afford to offend. "

Liu Bei had to submit to humiliation, submit to humiliation, twisted with pain, and continued to flee. Cao Jun's hoof is getting closer and closer behind him, and he has entered the range of bows and arrows, and a few arrows pass by Liu Bei's ear. Liu Bei thought: Am I finished today? I am not reconciled! I still have my ideals and ambitions unfulfilled!

Liu Bei shouted at the night sky, "Oh, my God! Do you really want to kill me in Liu Xuande today? "

As soon as Liu Bei shouted, thunder broke out in the sky. "ah? Clear sky thunderbolt? Childish performance in the world? " Liu Bei was surprised to hear the sound of the surging river ahead. "ah? No, there shouldn't be rivers here. How can it be? " Everyone is at a loss as to what happened. At this time, I suddenly heard someone shouting in front of me: "Big Brother, Second Brother is late for rescue!" " "

When Liu Bei and others saw it, it turned out that the 10 thousand water army that Guan Yu had brought from Jiangling had arrived. Liu Bei knew that he was saved. Cao Cao and his generals also saw Guan Yu's reinforcements, and Cao Cao shook his head helplessly: "Alas, God's will! Let's retreat. "

However, Zhang Jaw was still unwilling: "Master, Guan Yu's water army is not good at fighting on shore. Give me a thousand elite cavalry, and I'll get Liu Bei's head back. "

Cao Cao said, "Are you dreaming? Your 10000 people have to deal with Guan Yu and Zhang Fei's10000 people? Do you think Guan Yu and Zhang Fei can't beat you without a military commander? The reputation of the enemy of ten thousand people is not empty. Give me a way out. "

Zhang Jaw is still unwilling: "But Master, now Liu Bei is close at hand. We can shoot him with an arrow, and it's not too late to shoot him before Liu Bei retreats. "

Cao Cao was furious: "If you let me, I can go. How can there be so much nonsense? " ! If I want to kill Liu Bei, I will kill him while Mei Qing is cooking wine. Liu Bei is my only opponent in this world. If Liu Bei dies, I don't even have an opponent, and I will have a sense of loneliness of the strong. "

Zhang jaw completely silent, jun all retreated. Liu Bei, who escaped, finally breathed a sigh of relief.

This is my original, published in a forum, and the original can be found in the Three Kingdoms Heroes Forum. I have written three episodes so far. There is no typesetting, so just make do with it.