Tips for buying cut cakes provided by netizens:

1. The cake is cut very densely, only a little heavy.

You obviously want to buy half a catty, and people may cut you three catties.

That thing is too expensive, about 40 yuan a catty. You can't leave until you pay 100 yuan.

If you cut it and don't buy it, you can't leave without buying it.

So, when you see that thing, you have to make a detour.

65438+February 3rd The hottest topic in Weibo is undoubtedly cutting cakes. In the morning, Yueyang Public Security Bureau said in Weibo that it had handled a walnut candy dispute worth 6.5438+0.6 million yuan. In the afternoon, New Weekly published a picture of cutting a cake, calling it hard currency. Netizens have posted posts, or recalled the experience of eating and cutting cakes in those years, or spit and cut cakes, which is an important criterion for testing Gao Fushuai. "Have you ever been cheated by Cake Gao Fushuai?

Yueyang police recently handled a "cake cutting dispute", saying that because of "poor language communication", buyers and sellers fought and the cake cutter and motorcycle were also damaged. Finally, the police awarded the buyer compensation for the losses of Xinjiang people, and Xinjiang people were sent back to Xinjiang. The shock point lies in the amount of compensation: the motorcycle plus two wounded people is worth 40 thousand, and the cake cutting value is160 thousand.

Netizens still have a good sense of humor. They are not blindly attacking ethnic minorities, but focusing on this "1.6 million". The most interesting thing is that due to the escalation of inflation, the sales office has given up "pan coins" and used "cutting cakes" to calculate prices. On this day, a man took a large piece of cut cake to the sales girl: "I want this house!" " The sales girl blushed and broke off a small piece and returned it to him: "97% off the full amount."

Netizen spit:

Unbelievable: Obama announced that he would return more than one trillion national debt to China in the form of 200 Jin of cut cakes.

Leona_gip: "Do you love me?" "Of course!" "Then you sell the house and buy me a cake to eat ~"

White rice: people are inherently mortal, either as light as a feather or as heavy as cutting cakes.

Writer-God Bless: What is the most expensive food in the world? Russian black caviar? Japanese bluefin tuna spines? Alaska snow crab? French pine mushrooms? Wrong, the answer is: walnut candy!

Rockhu _ HC:2065 438+02 Soymilk announced that it would stop production and cut cakes. Countries compete for the reserve of cut cakes, which triggered the world war of cut cakes. By 20 12. 12.22, mankind was extinct in the war. This is the truth of the end of the world.

Flying over the sky: "This finely decorated panoramic sea view suite is worth about 2.5 cakes. Please give me three cakes, sir, and I will find 40 kidneys for you later. "

The M78 Nebula is very leisurely: in the next few years, the international monetary system will establish a cake cutting system, that is, the RMB is directly linked to cake cutting, and the currencies of other countries are linked to the RMB.

Die if you don't sell Meng: It is said that a palm-sized cut cake can buy the whole Galaxy SOHO, but diaosi can't afford it.

Phoenicia: Whoever wants to give gifts to officials in the future will be cut into cakes.

It is said that this was the time when the owner of a BMW abandoned the car and fled after a traffic accident in which the BMW knocked down the cake cutter.

Li Xiao Baba Kieserling: Do you want to eat a cut cake? The symbol of the rich second generation! Cut the cake for a long time, and a catty will pass forever. If you love her, give her two Jin of cake.

Anonymous Weibo account: Who, let's go to eat cut cakes tonight, please!

Exkaleb Arturia: I'd rather cry in the cake cutter than laugh in the BMW.

King of Ice and Fire: If a young man comes to propose to you in a three-wheeled cart and pulls the cart to cut the cake, you can say yes. Rolls-Royce Cadillac is weak.

Natural curly silver hair cures small flowers: a cake is cut into a square, and a cake is cut into a suite.

Crispy chicken flavor: two thousand pieces of gold are not worth a slice of cake.

Butterflies can't fly over the sea 1224: Super-large, super-hard and overweight brand Sacchi code.

Miss Tus Xiaoqi: If the cake goes down completely, it will go bankrupt. Do you believe it or not?

The dragon in my heart: Gates, Jobs and a cake seller came to the gate of heaven. The doorman said that only the richest people can go in. Gates said he was the richest man, Jobs said he had apples, and the latter said, I have cut cakes. Just say that finish, the first two immediately turned around and rushed to hell.

Miss Maruko, who works hard in the technical house: In the future, men will send cakes to cut if they want to chase girls. Those who can afford to cut the cake are all living Gao Fushuai.

5U5 worry: it's better to cut the cake than to speculate in real estate speculation! One catty of cake cuts the inner ring of Beijing to buy a house, and two jins of cake cuts the first-line star to go to bed!

Sima-No Ice: I heard that the top three things with the highest density in the universe are black holes, neutron stars and cakes.

Xia Xia, Laicheng: Cutting the cake is not money, but money is cutting the cake.