Joke refers to the abbreviation of a story or joke. Below I will bring you a classic connotation paragraph, and welcome you to read it.
The first paragraph of the classic connotation: 1. If you offend your boss, all you lose is a job; If you offend a customer, all you lose is an order; Yes, there is only one person in the world who can be offended: you glare at her, you complain to her, you contradict her loudly, and even smash bowls in her face, and she won't hate you. The reason is simple, she is your mother.
Wukong and Tang Priest went to a TV station together. If you are the one, Wukong came on stage and all 24 lights went out. Reason: 1. No house, no car, just a broken stick. 2. Occupational hazards of bodyguards. 3. Always hitting goblins, not being gentle with girls. 4. Being trapped in prison and being pressed under Wuzhishan for 500 years. Tang Priest came on stage, wow! The lights are all on. Reason: 1. Civil servants; 2. Brother Huang, backstage is the hardest. 3. Proficient in Sanskrit and other foreign languages. 4. Very handsome. 5. The most crucial point: BMW!
3. There was a man named Luo Zhen. He married a wife, let you take care of him, and gave birth to a son named Trouble. One day the trouble disappeared! The couple went to report the case. The policeman asked his father, what's your name? Dad said: It's really embarrassing. The policeman was angry, and then he asked his mother's name. Mom said: I want you to take care of it. The policeman was very angry and said, What are you doing? The couple said: nothing to look for.
4. Who did you meet after running for a year? A treasure, who is not the end of the world; A little rhinoceros, thinking of it by the railing; A kind of acacia, who is the leisure worry for; A bright moon, who will be rewarded with lofty sentiments; A winter snow, forgotten by the smoke waves; A pot of turbid wine, who is drunk when you meet; Life is floating, who is frivolous; A short message, who do I miss; Think about it, who is who; One collar, who will forward the reply .....
Reporter: Seriously, can you really change a baby's diaper? Yao Ming: Why don't you lie down and I'll change it for you! To tell the truth, I will change the baby's diaper and feed it with one foot. Reporter: I don't believe it! Yao Ming: Really, you don't even have to turn on the light. Reporter: Impossible! What do you suggest? Yao Ming: Just wake up your daughter-in-law with one foot.
The second paragraph of the classic connotation: too witty
A buddy sent a small Weibo: "Girls with big breasts are idiots, because the peripheral nerves are broken, so they are all blocked." Then he used a big Weibo to pay attention to all the girls who scolded him in the comments, and blacked out all the girls who praised him in the comments. ...
As for locking me up?
A thief was caught by the patrol for stealing fruit and wanted to lock him up. The thief said confidently, "I just stole 20 kilograms of mangosteen." As for being locked up? " The patrol team said unhurriedly, "once, a monkey stole a peach and was locked up for 500 years."
Radish and vegetables have their own tastes.
Men chase after goddesses, women chase after male gods, false mothers chase after female men, girls chase after little loli, and shemale chases after eunuchs.
The fundamental difference between man and monkey.
"Now, please look at the card in my hand. There is a picture of a monkey and a man on it. My first question is, can you explain the fundamental difference between humans and monkeys in one sentence-please answer. " Monkeys have hair all over their bodies, but people only have hair in a few places. ""Correct answer, score. Next, I ask the second question, or this card. Is this monkey and this person thick-skinned, or is this person thick-skinned? Please answer "people are thick-skinned." "Wrong answer-deduct points." "That's right. You are so thick-skinned. Monkeys' faces are always red, while people are hardly red and obviously thicker than monkeys. "
If you can't eat grapes, say sour grapes.
The hungry fox saw a string of crystal clear grapes hanging on the grape rack, and his mouth watered. He wants to pick it and eat it, but he can't. After watching it for a while, he left helplessly. As he walked, he comforted himself and said, "This grape is not ripe yet. It must be sour. "
to gild the lily
A snake and a lizard were arguing about a painting. The lizard said, "This picture shows that I have legs." The snake said, "This photo is mine. Redundant efforts. "
A drunk meets a drunk.
A drunk stumbled out of the bar and walked to a newly dug grave. He lost his balance and fell. There was a pool of water in the grave, and he cried all night, "Help! When the bar was closing, another drunk passed by and heard the noise. He went to the open grave, looked down and said, "Fool, you kicked all the dirt off your body. Can you not be cold?"? "
Lengthened tofu
In a restaurant, a man pointed to a piece of tofu more than two meters long in the dish and shouted, "What ear are you?"! I ordered homemade tofu! " When the chef heard this, he wondered, "Isn't it long enough ..."
The shorter the better.
Teacher: "Please make sentences with" you "and" you ". The shorter the sentence, the better! " Xiao Ming: "Double!" Teacher: "That makes sense. I can't find a reason to let you go! " "
Mysterious man
It is said that the fat man's Tintin is small and the big nose's Tintin is big. Think of Bajie, how fascinating!
Square dance aunt surprised the county government
At the entrance of the yamen, an old woman waved a hammer and beat gongs and drums. Bao Zheng came out and asked, "What grievances do you have?" The old woman said, "If there is no injustice, I will make a rhythm and the sisters will dance here."
New laundry law for little dragon girl
Yang Guo and Little Dragon Girl lived happily together after they returned to the mountain. One morning, Yang Guo got up and found his clothes exceptionally clean. She asked the little dragon girl if she had washed it. The little dragon girl smiled shyly and said that this time she used a new formula and didn't hurt her hand. After a long time, Yang Guo asked: Where is my sculpture?
Pick a dog!
Pigs and dogs are friends. One day, the pig complained to the dog that the weather was terrible! Hot as a dog! The dog was surprised: you are a dead pig! You are not afraid of boiling water. Are you afraid of heat?
Stick out your tongue and breathe quickly.
I just said to my colleague, "You can't breathe quickly with your tongue out." Then he tried it and seemed to understand something. Stop it and chase me for ten minutes.
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