Military and civilian situation:

Characters: Kurban, Ayiguli, Secretary Qu

Props: Uyghur folk house table, 3 cushions, teapot, Cup, 3 plucks, paper wrapped in red cloth, IOU

(Start of performance)

Ku plucks.

A: Sneaked to the library from behind and took a look. (Action) Shout loudly: "Kurban!"

Ku: Throw the pluck to the ground. (Action) Said: "Hey! Ayiguli! What are you doing? You! I am using this music! I am using this music to stimulate lactation for my cows! They will come down soon! Why are you shouting like this! I'm scared again!"

A: "Is your cow not producing milk?"

Ku: "Weiweiwei! Ayiguli!" As soon as the exercise started! My cow was shocked! She had an endocrine disorder!

A: "What?" Endocrine disorders? Why don't you say it's early menopause?

Ku: "Hey! What do you mean?

A: "I don't believe it! "

Ku: "Does the People's Liberation Army have Director Qu? You still want to compensate me! How can we take money from the People's Liberation Army? Are you right? ”

Ah: “Wei Wei Wei! How much do you sell goat milk to the People's Liberation Army? "

Ku: "2 yuan! ”

A: “Then you haven’t made any money yet?” What you bought from me is 1.8 yuan per kilogram! "

Ku: "I'll give it to the People's Liberation Army! 2 kilograms for 2 yuan! ”

A: “Hey! ! ! ! Are you Kurban! He's not that kind of person at all! ”

Ku: “Then what kind of person am I?” ”

Ah: “What are you doing? When someone treats you to a drink, you hold out your hand for someone to take out a cigarette!” Last time I had a treat, there was half a leg of lamb left! You said you would take it home and feed it to the dogs. Let me come to your house and take a look! Dog! No! Where did you eat it?

Ku: "Then what do you mean today?"

A: "Look! This is the 3,000 yuan note you gave me! Whatever you do today, You have to pay back my 3,000 yuan.”

Ku (reluctantly took out a bankbook): “Here! This is our bankbook!”

A (returned the IOU to Ku, took the passbook and shook it excitedly): "What's the password?"

Ku: "Oh! Is it the password!! I don't know!"

< p>A: "You don't know! What's the use of giving me a passbook?"

Ku: "Is this our home! I'm in charge of the bank card, but I, the Yanggangzi, have the password!"

< p>A: "Oh!!! I know! He's afraid of his wife!" (He took the IOU back from the banker and returned the passbook to the banker)

Qu (shouted from outside the screen) ): "Is Brother Kurban at home?"

Ku (very panicked when he heard Director Qu's voice): "Weiweiweiwei! Ayiguli! Which Director Qu from the People's Liberation Army is here! Come here!" Pay me back! Do you think we can ask for money from the People’s Liberation Army?”

A: “Of course not!”

It’s a favor today! You must help!”

A: “What’s the matter?”

Ku: “Just wait a minute! Just tell Mr. Qu! The money is already there!” Come with me!"

A: "Where is the insurance company?"

Ku: "You just said you are from the insurance company!"

A: "I'm not from an insurance company!"

Ku: "Are you just pretending to be from an insurance company?"

A: "Oh!! Got it!"< /p>

Ku: "Wait a minute. I'll go through the front door to greet Director Qu, and you go out through the back door! Can I wink at you, and then come in through the front door, okay?"

A : "Okay!"

Qu: "Is Brother Kurban at home?"

Ku (arranged his clothes, came forward, and hugged Qu)

< p>Qu: "Brother Kurban! Our army's exercise has ended, and we will leave in two days.

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Ku: "Is it over? Aren't you going to stay a few more days? "

Qu: "Our live-fire drill a few days ago scared your cows! It doesn’t let out milk anymore! "

Ku: "Why don't you breastfeed? Is there a lot of milk? ”

Qu: “Then why are all the goat milk given to us these days?”

Ku: "It's goat milk!"

Qu: "Yes"

Ku: "Hey! No, no! Director Qu, listen to me What kind of milk does this cow give you? Feed it some imported sheep milk! Feed it some soy milk! Fresh fruit! Fruit milk!"

Give it some vinegar!"

That's right! Well! Mr. Qu! You are very smart!” Qu: “What! Brother Kurban! I’ve already gone to investigate!” , during the three days of our live-fire exercise! Your cows did not produce milk! The economic loss was about 3,000 yuan!"

Do you have the account book?" (from Director Qu took the book from his hand)

Ku (quickly tore up the account book)

Qu: "Brother Kurban! What are you doing?"

Ku: "If you tear up the account book, it will be gone!"

Qu: "No, even if there is no account book, we still have to compensate you for the 3,000 yuan."

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Ku: "Director Qu, this is 3,000 yuan! You don't have to pay it, someone has already compensated me!"

Qu: "Who compensated you?"

Ku: "It's the insurance company! The people from the insurance company are right at the door. (Looking around) Hey! This insurance company!! Which door is it at?"

Ku (go out through the back door) , looking for the insurance company. At the same time, Ayiguli came in from the front door)

A (asked Secretary Qu): "Kurbana?"

Qu: "Out!" ”

Ah (went out through the back door again)

Ku (came in through the front door)

Ku (asked Secretary Qu): “Where’s the insurance company?”

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Qu: "Oh! Out!"

(Ku was walking towards the back door, and A happened to come in from the front door. The two were very excited after meeting, and ran together from a distance, making He made a hug gesture, but when he got closer, it turned into a handshake)

Ah (said excitedly): "Are you an insurance company?"

Ku (happy answer): "I'm from an insurance company!"

(After saying this, Ku felt that he had made a mistake)

Ku (whispered to A): "I'm not from an insurance company, you It’s from the insurance company!”

Ah (finally understood): “Oh! I’m from the insurance company!”

Please, Mr. Qu. Sit down. Insurance company, please take a seat too."

(Back to business, each of the three took a seat)

A (Zheng Zhong said calmly): " Kulban, the insurance company heard that you were frightened! No more milk?”

Ku: “What did I do? My cow was frightened!”

A: "Ah! How much does the insurance company pay to the cow? "

Ku: "Ah! Pay 3,000 yuan to the cow? Pay me Kurban 3,000 yuan! "

A: "Okay! It’s 3,000 yuan! I'll pay for it! Why! never mind! I owe you a note! ”

Ku (said to Qu): “Look, how refreshing is this insurance company?” "

Ku (stretched out his hand and said to Ah): "Bring the money! "

A: "I didn't bring any money! ”

Ku: “You are from an insurance company. Why don’t you bring any money?” ”

A: “I’m here to collect money. Do I bring any money?” "

Ku (looked at Qu, winked at Ah and said): "Aren't you from an insurance company? ”

A: “Oh! Yes! I'm from an insurance company! Why didn’t I bring any money?"

(Qu seemed to see something! So he asked)

Qu: "Sister! Which insurance company are you from? "

A: "I am..." (Ku whispered on the side): "Yi..."

A: "I am from Yili Insurance Company! "

Qu: "Oh! Yili Insurance Company! So what kind of insurance does the elder brother have? "

Ah (said it happily): "Life insurance.

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Qu: "Life insurance? "

Ku (hurriedly explained): "That's right! I, Kurban, am a human being! Cows! It's a beast! So! It’s human and animal insurance!

Qu: "Then what's the insured amount for eldest brother?"

A: "The cows are insured, not the geese! I don't raise geese at home!"

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Qu: "Sister! I see you are not from an insurance company at all!"

A: "Then what do I do?"

Qu: "I guess you He's selling goat milk, right?

A (said to Ku): "How did he know? Did you tell him? "

Ku: "Did I tell him anything? "(He walked helplessly to the other end, took a look, and suddenly found the three words "dairy farm" on her bag) "Weiweiweiwei! ! It’s all written on your bag! Is there milk in your brain? "

Ah (said angrily) "You just got milk in your brain! "

Ah (asking Director Qu) "Do you want the 3,000 yuan to accompany him? ”

Qu: “Yes!” This cannon goes off! It startled Brother Kurban’s cow! It doesn’t let out milk anymore! ”

A: “Stop talking!” (To Director Qu) You have to pay him 3,000 yuan! (To Kurban) You owe me 3,000 yuan! Look! (Take out the IOU worth 3,000 yuan and tear it up) Okay! You don’t have to pay him 3,000 yuan! (To Ku) You don’t have to pay back my 3,000 yuan! This account! Evened! ! ! ! ! "

Qu: "Sister! This matter has nothing to do with you! You! Just stop being scared and join in, okay? "

Ku: "Yes! Ayiguli, this matter has nothing to do with you! Leave it alone! "

A: "Why doesn't it matter? We are a civil-military relationship! "

Ku: "Hey! ! ! ! ! ! Isn’t this a very good thing to say? ”

Qu: “Brother Kurban! This money will be compensated to you no matter what! "

Ku: "Forget it! It’s a small thing! ”

Qu: “Nothing is trivial for ordinary people!” This is what our leader said! "

A: "Everything in the army is a big deal! "

Ku: "This is what her mother said! ”

Qu: “Brother Kurban! Just accept it! (Two people are entangled) "You must accept this money!" "(Determined attitude)

Ku (stunned for a moment and said): "Director Qu! Do you have to give me this money today? ”

Qu: “Yes!” This cannon goes off! Startle your cows! It doesn’t let out milk anymore! "

Ku: "Stop talking! Director Qu! Please sit down! Ayiguli! Sit down too! "

Ku: "Director Qu! Listen to me! Last year! A landslide that has never happened in a century has occurred in Nilek, and houses, cattle, and sheep were all buried in the soil! I was also buried in the collapsed house at that time! It's the People's Liberation Army! Pull me out of the soil! Which hand is it? They're all broken! My hands are full of blood! How much is this worth? At that time! Ayiguli is still carrying a little baby in her belly! The People's Liberation Army saved 2 lives! How much is this worth? The People's Liberation Army has sacrificed everything to protect the lives and property of the people! Including their lives! How much is this worth? No matter what the situation! As long as there is the People's Liberation Army! The common people feel at ease! It's safe! ”

Qu: “Brother Kurban! This is what we should do! "

Ku (returning the money to Qu): "Director Qu, let's go do other things! "

(Ku and A were about to send Qu out, when Qu looked at his watch and exclaimed): "What can we do? "

Ku: "What's wrong? "

Qu: "The time to request to return to the team is coming! But there is no way I can rush back! Will be punished! What should I do? "

Ku: "It's okay! I'll take my bullock cart to take you there! My bullock cart! Run very fast! ! ! ! ! ! ! Come! Ayiguli! help! "

A: "Okay! "

Qu (held Ah's hand): "Sister, wait a minute! ”

A: “What’s wrong?” ”

Qu: “How much does the goat milk that brother bought from you cost per kilogram?” "

A: "1 yuan 8! ”

Qu: “Then can we buy it directly from you?” ”

Ah: “Yes!” ”

Qu: “This is 3,000 yuan!” ”

Ah: “16 barrels!” ”

Qu: “Then I’m leaving!” ”

A: “Hey! Director Qu! Kurban went to hitch the ox cart for you! "

Qu: "Which jeep did I drive here! ”

Ah: “Wai Wei Wei! ”

Qu: “Then I’m leaving!” goodbye! "

Ah: "Goodbye! "

(Ku comes out from behind the background)

Ku: "The ox cart is ready! What about Mr. Qu? ”

Ah: “Let’s go!” "

Ku: "My ox cart has just been harnessed! How did he leave? ”

Ah: “Why are you doing this?” Which jeep did you drive here? "

(A made a gesture of driving, revealing the 3,000 yuan in his hand)

Ku: "Weiweiweiwei! Why is this money in your hand? "

Ah (said happily): "They are troops! From now on, buy goat milk directly from me! "

(Dancing and singing)

Ku: "Stop singing! The exercise of our troops has ended! They're already gone! ”

A: “Gone?” "

(The two of them walked toward the door at the same time, as if looking for Director Qu's retreating figure, and then returned to the stage, holding 3,000 yuan in both hands. They looked at the money and the audience and said )

Ku and A: "The People's Liberation Army! Yaksi! ”