I want to travel, and I told Yu Qian. There's more than one version. What do you mean by eight votes in Degang Guo crosstalk?
It's a joke that happened to the old man in Degang Guo's cross talk.
I'm going to have a dream wedding at the White House in the Spring Festival Evening. There are still many questions about Degang Guo's cross talk bridge.
The cross talk "You want to be a good person" (alias "You are kind")
Degang Guo Yu Qian
Note: "Good person" is homophonic.
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In Xiaogang Feng's movie Party A and Party B, there is a passage that introduces objects to a suicidal person, and introduces Princess Aytula. It is said in the introduction: Princess Aytula is the only daughter of Prince Escala, and Prince Escala ranks seventeenth among the world billionaires. But I don't know if it's a real person.
I'm a musician for Degang Guo Crosstalk.
Guo: I'm glad to see everyone again.
Yu: Yes, isn't it the Spring Festival soon?
Guo: Yes, it's getting late, and there are many people. Degang Guo and Yu Qian are here to pay a New Year call to all your friends. Happy New Year (handing over)
Yu: Happy New Year (handing over)
Guo: (after calming down) Yu is a good person ... (smirk)
Guo: No, I'm complimenting you. Listen, stop it.
Yu: Are you really going to compliment me?
Guo: That's right. Teacher Yu said crosstalk well.
Yu: No, no, I'm flattered.
Guo: In the crosstalk circle, Mr. Yu is honored as the "crosstalk queen"
Yu: Huh?
Guo: what an atmospheric title!
Yu: what!
Guo: The audience thinks highly of you!
Yu: You think I'm a woman, don't you? I'm so delicate.
Guo: love princess ~ (with a bad smile on his face)
Yu: Who is your love princess? I'm a man.
Guo: a man? That doesn't matter, don't call it the cross talk queen, call it the cross talk father-in-law. That's not as good as the queen!
Guo: then change it again, (think for a moment) hey! (Claps) The Crown Prince of Crosstalk! How's it going?
Yu: Not so good. You are the cross talk emperor, aren't you?
Guo: What's the matter? I can't be so praised. I'm just an ordinary crosstalk performer.
Yu: I'm still modest.
Guo: That's right. No matter how much the audience praises us, we should also recognize ourselves and put our minds right.
Yu: you are absolutely right.
Guo: Some viewers who like us say that our group is a "golden partner".
Yu: Yes, it means that we have a tacit cooperation.
Guo: Yes, but I have heard about these personal health care products now, alas ... (sigh)
Yu: Hehe, let's forget about the past, and the page has turned over
Guo: Do you think I really take it to heart?
Yu: Hey, what are you sighing about?
Guo: It's no use sighing when a man is striving for self-improvement ~ (Hum and groan when a man is striving for self-improvement)
Yu: Hey, I said, how did you sing this?
Guo: how do you say this?
Yu: what do you mean?
Guo: I am a great musician.
Yu: didn't you say cross talk?
Guo: that was just now.
Yu: oh! Your role has changed too fast.
Guo: I have been active in the front line of pop music these years.
Yu: Really? What songs have you sung?
Guo: I don't sing
Yu: And you are?
Guo: I'm in charge of writing
Yu: Oh, I wonder which of the first-line songs you wrote?
Guo: It's easy to open your mouth. There are too many
Yu: Tell me
Guo: Two Yu Qian
Yu: Ah? Two?
Guo: Yu Qian loves rice
Yu: Huh?
Guo: This damn Yu Qian, this song is the most cathartic.
Yu: did I provoke you?
Guo: Yu Qian is very busy, (singing) Yu Qian is very busy ~ ~ (cowboy is very busy last sentence)
Yu: What is all this mess? It's all about me, isn't it
Guo: Later, people said that these songs were not easy to sell and had to be packaged, so they had to be changed
Yu: They didn't have to be changed
Guo: What should I do? What can I write besides Yu Qian? (seriously thinking)
Yu: Just messing with me, right?
Guo: what if I can't write new words? It changed hands cheaply, right? It was sold to someone else.
Yu: Two butterflies, mice love rice, which is damn gentle, and cowboys are very busy. Did you compose these songs?
Guo: Don't talk nonsense. Later, someone accused me of infringement.
Yu: hey, not at all.
Guo: I'm just saying this, and you're just listening. Let's have fun.
Yu: What am I interested in?
Guo: Actually, it is very difficult to write songs. After a long time of writing, you will often lose your inspiration.
Yu: yes.
Guo: One day I was so depressed that I decided to go out for a walk.
Yu: Looking for inspiration
Guo: Yes, I walked and felt a sudden softness under my feet
Yu: What is this?
Guo: When I looked down, a golden object caught my eye. (surprised)
Yu: Hi! That's stepping on shit!
Guo: Pay attention to your quality. How can you speak such vulgar words on the stage?
Yu: this is such a disgusting thing you said first!
Guo: I'm so angry, I bought new Nike shoes!
Yu: Really?
Guo: the original price is more than 8 yuan!
Yu: it's quite expensive.
Guo: 8% off after the game.
y: how about a 1% discount? Spread the goods, right?
Guo: Damn, I didn't bring those shoes, but I threw them in your face.
Yu: You are just vulgar, you know? You are disgusting.
Guo: alas, it's really a waste of time.
Yu: waste of time?
Guo: I hate it all the time. Yes, I hate this shit very much. I hate it!
Yu: well, this "resentment" of feelings is changed here. Where did you get all this vocabulary?
Guo: I was angry and hating it, and suddenly my inspiration came!
Yu: Really?
Guo: I sing with my mouth open!
Yu: how do you sing it?
Guo: I pointed to that object: (singing) You damn Yu Qian ~~
Yu: Fuck you! Ask the name of Degang Guo's cross talk
Why do you often get booed when Degang Guo talks about cross talk in 214?
Because it is appropriate.
It is the simplest, most hardcore and most supportive people who hiss. Because they support Lao Guo, they regard him as a member of their own family, so they will not see him outside. In Degang Guo's cross talk, there are many sources of this passage
, either as an opening remark, such as jumping into the gods, or as a return segment to befriend the audience. For example, the recording of Degang Guo's cross talk at the 1th anniversary of Deyun Society
is a return segment, and it is relatively early. It should be a performance in 26 ~
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