1. Corridor Song Lines

B: I heard that you have moved to a new house.

A: Three bedrooms.

B: I also heard that you bought a piano?

A: Don’t mention the piano. When I mention the piano, I get angry...painful...sad...and I feel bad.

B: Don’t be sad, what’s going on?

A: I bought a piano last week, but I haven’t moved it into my house yet.

B: Which floor do you live on?

A: The sixth floor.

B: How many people are moving?

A: Eight young men.

B: Why didn't you come to me?

A: Can you help me move it up?

B: Just give me the piano.

A: Ah?!

B: Give me the piano and I will direct the move. Let alone the sixth floor, it will be up to the 26th floor in a moment.

A: Oh? What’s your clever trick?

B: Use the elevator to move it up.

A: Nonsense! I can transport Israel to Israel with Scud missiles.

B: What's going on?

A: That day, eight good young men shouted "get up" and moved the piano safely. I took the lead in front: (Singing) "Comrades, work harder..."

B: (Singing) "Ahem, oops..."

A: "...Put it down!"

B: Put it down... How do you put it down after just a few steps?

A: I saw piles of straw bags, sacks, plastic bags, wooden boxes, iron buckets and basket lids at the entrance of the stairs. The piles were stacked all the way to the roof.

B: Can this not block the road? (Shouting) "Whose thing is this... Whose thing is this...,"

A: "Oh, comrade, what are you doing?" What are you talking about?"

B: "Mom, this is yours?"

A: "What?" "In exchange for rice?"

B: Well, my ears are not good yet. "Auntie, can you move it?"

A: "Oh, what treasures are there?" This bag contains old rags, towels, socks, and handkerchiefs. . There are seven or eight sets of old trousers and sweaters, old sweaters and jackets, and the suits are all of good quality. If you want to buy them, I’ll give them fifty yuan.”

B: I've got a lot of rags! "Auntie, your things are blocking the road."

A: "Don't want this bag? Then buy this bag. This is an old abacus. Zippers. Flower pots, broken fans, kettle covers, cans, pot lids, bowl lids, and teapot lids. You can buy a few of them."

B: " Auntie, I don't accept scraps. I want to move the piano."

A: "You want a big wooden basin? No. What do you think of these? This is a bread suit for my grandson and a mat for my son. Diapers, the old cotton pants that my dad wore, the Doudoudu that my mom wore, the dog skin mattress that my grandpa made, and the foot wrap that my grandma used!"

B: "Keep the foot wrap too?!"

A: "Don't underestimate the foot-binding cloth, these will be cultural relics in the future!"

B: "Are these cultural relics? These are all waste products."

A: "Who said they are waste products?!"

B: "How do you understand this time?"

A: "These waste products are treasures, you can't live without them , if you are missing a nail or a rivet, you will have nowhere to look for it."

B:?...

A: "I mean Shandong Kuaishu?"

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B: "Stop talking, aunt, can I move the things for you?"

A: "If you want to move it, just move it. I have something to worry about for you, my son. You are still a bachelor now. Do you think you can exchange these things for a wife?"

B: How can this be such a good thing?

A: It's so easy to convince the aunt. Move these things outside the building first.

B: Keep moving the piano

A: (Singing) "Comrades, please work harder..."

B: (Singing) "Hey Ahem..."

A: "Put it down!"

B: Put it down... Why do we have to put it down again?

A: Here at the stairway on the second floor There were large cardboard boxes filling the corridor.

B: "That's outrageous!" (Shouting) "Whose cardboard box...whose..."

A: "What are you shouting for?! What are you doing?"

B: "The person who moved the piano."

A: "Didn't I just buy a piano? What's so great about it? It sounds like your family bought an atomic bomb." !"

B: "Is there anyone who wants to buy an atomic bomb?"

A: "Then what are you bluffing about?"

B: "That cardboard box of yours?" It's in the way, and the piano can't be moved."

A: "You have to buy a piano? It would be great to buy a harmonica. I go upstairs while playing, bang one by one - bang... ”

B: “You are in too much trouble! Can you move your boxes?”

A: “No!”

B: "Excuse me, what is in your cardboard box?"

A: "What is it? The world is really amazing if you don't see it! Guess the second guest."

B: " Are you doing a Zhengda variety show?"

A: "Can't guess? Then ask the guests at the party to answer this question."

B: "Have you finished it yet?"

A: "Can't guess it? Then let me tell you the correct answer. When the lid of the box moves, you will hear a buzzing sound."

B: "This Is it the sound of an electric motor?"

A: "Wrong! This is a group of big mung bean flies."

B: "Flies?"

A: " Then you can see two motionless female mice."

B: "Dead?"

A: "Wrong! Alive!"

B: "Why don't you run away alive?"

A: "It's my confinement period."

B: Have a baby?!

A: "Now please continue to guess how many little mice each mother mouse gave birth to?"

B: "Let's go! Do you think I'm right?"

A: A: "Please continue to enjoy."

B: What else?

A: "There are leek leaves, celery roots, cabbage sticks, potato shreds. Egg shells Apple peels, crab shells, prawns, cigarette boxes, matchsticks, chicken heads, duck bodies and fish bones."

B: "Trash?"

A: " Wrong! This is called multifarious."

B: "Okay, you can't block it here."

A: "What do you think we should do?"

B: "You moved it."

A: "Moved to your house?"

B: "Our house is a garbage dump?!"

A: "Then move."

B: "Just move anything? Why not move to your house?"

A: "I have no room at home. ."

B: "I'll go in and take a look..."

A: "Don't move! ...Take off your shoes. ”

B: “Do you still have to take off your shoes?”

A: “You’re such a stinky foot, you’re not allowed in even if you take off your shoes!”

B : "Why?"

A: "The corridor in our house has parquet flooring, the wainscoting has an Athenian pattern, the cabinet is dazzlingly bright, the full-length mirror is spotless, and there are two wall lamps on the wall that strobe in time with the music. , your smelly feet come into the house and pollute the air. It is really dangerous for us to breathe!"

B: "Those are not my feet, those are poison gas missiles!"

A: "I am simple. An introduction is given, and to visit in detail you have to buy a ticket.

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B: "Is your home a zoo?"

A: "Take the money. "

B: "What, I want to report the situation to your unit, what is your name?"

A: "You're welcome, my name is Wo Limei. ”

B: “You only care about the beauty of your home, so you set up a trash can in front of the door, and your comrades will move the garbage into his home to see if he is stinky or not?”

A : "Hey... don't move it into the house!"

B: "What should I do with the garbage?"

A: "Let's move it downstairs together. "We helped him move the trash can downstairs, but he couldn't straighten his waist.

B: Move the piano quickly.

A: (Singing) "Comrades, please do more So cool..."

B: Okay, just step on the chicken's neck.

A: "Put it down!"

B: ...Why do you put it down again? ?!

A: Here at the stairway on the third floor: The coal pond is built outside the door. The corridor is so narrow that it is difficult to walk. The briquettes are built high. If you fall, you will be knocked on the head. If you are thin, you will be covered in dust. , the fat man was so scared that he wore a steel helmet.

B: Where is the door to hell! "Whose briquettes?..."

A: "Comrade, they are from our family. "

B: "Why did you pile the coal here, and how did you move this piano?"

A: "Oh, comrade, I'm sorry, there is no room at home, the kitchen is full of piles I was forced to store white flour and rice in the toilet!"

B: "Ahem! Why do you store so much coal?"

A: "Coal is a treasure among treasures. You can't live without a day, and there was a rush to buy that year. Old man, I know clearly in my heart that it is most cost-effective to store coal. It won't attract insects and won't rot. Listen to me and you won't suffer a loss. I'll sell my piano and buy coal!"

B: “...You are here to sell coal, and you shouldn’t occupy the public corridor anyway. "

A: "Comrade, even if you pass my level, the piano can't be moved up!"

B: "What?"

A : "The house on the fourth floor was particularly horizontal. He was laid off and got an individual certificate. He had fish baskets, fish boxes and a large scale. He occupied the entire corridor. There were shelves on three sides of the corridor. Things were piled up. The shelves were shaking and hit his head. It's going to kill you!"

B: "Ah?!"

A: "Don't be happy. "

B: "Am I happy?"

A: "The house on the fifth floor is replacing furniture and using the corridor as a warehouse. The old furniture is made of new wood, and it is very dangerous. Three barrels of sulfuric acid and seven barrels of oil are placed on the top, pointing right at the pedestrian's head. If the pedestrian is not careful, he will see God if he knocks over the cabinet..."

B: "Where is the Hall of the King of Hell!"

A: "The blockade is so scary. How do you get through the difficulties? If you can move the piano home, you will have set a new record in the Guinness World! I believe that if you are enlightened, you will be able to shed your blood and smash your body to pieces. Ignore it!"

B: What kind of mess is this?

A: Just then I saw two young men coming down from upstairs and carrying a stretcher.

B: Are you sick?

A: She is a pregnant woman and she is about to give birth.

B: How do you know?

A: The pregnant woman kept singing on the stretcher...

B: That hurts

A: The two boys shouted anxiously: "Please give way... please." Give way..."

B: What should we do?

A: At this time, another group of people came up from downstairs.

B: Do it What?

A: The bride-to-be wants to go up to the sixth floor to pick up the bride. The man and the woman yell: "Please make way...please make way..."

B: This is troublesome.

A: The one above shouted: "Move the piano quickly!" The one below shouted, "Move the piano quickly!" "Move it..." "Move it... "Move..."

B: This is really exciting.

A: At this moment, I saw an old lady crawling under the stretcher. She shouted at me: "My daughter-in-law is in so much pain that she can't stand it. You shouldn't be blocking the corridor! Now It's all cremation, why are you carrying the coffin home?"

B: The eyes are not good.

A: Those who want to marry a wife have to go upstairs, wasting time and missing two ends. Those who have children are in a hurry to go downstairs, otherwise they will lose their lives. They squeeze together upstairs and downstairs, all concentrated in three places. Building, people are crowded, bumping into each other, bumping into each other, unable to move or slip away. The more crowded, the more it becomes like a pot of porridge. It is like a mixed game of basketball between men and women.

B: Hoo!

A: Some shouted, some yelled, and some came up to grab me. Who do you think I should let go without worrying? I was so anxious that I burst into tears. Flow..."

B: Don't cry yet, think of a solution quickly.

A: What can I do? (Suddenly turns to baby crying) "Wow..."

B: Ah? Are you crying?

A: A pregnant woman gave birth to a baby.

B: Cough!

2. Elevator incident. Lines

Jiang: Comrade Tang Jiezhong, I have an idea recently.

Tang: What is your idea?

Jiang: You said that a crosstalk actor like you should. Putting you in a big iron cage with some food and selling tickets will definitely attract a lot of people, right?

Tang: That’s right! Don’t imprison me. Who are you imprisoning? There are people watching inside.

That’s it!

Tang: Is it about people?

I’ll let it go. I’ve been locked up once!

In a cage?

Gang: It’s almost the same!

Tang: What?

Jiang: Elevator.

Tang: Elevator?

Jiang: An old elevator. It’s so tight that the outside can see the inside, and the inside can see the outside and the side. A big iron weight. As soon as the iron weight goes up, the elevator comes down. As soon as the elevator goes up, the iron weight comes down.

Tang: What year is this elevator?

Jiang: I can’t tell in terms of seniority.

Tang: Where is there such an elevator?

Jiang? : The newly established efficiency building in our district.

Tang: Why did you go there?

Gang: Report the problem! p>Tang: What problem are you reporting?

Jiang: In our residential building, the water is always cut off in the summer, so we have to rub the mud with water to bathe the children. All the children in our building are like carrots. Like!

Tang: Then reflect!

Gang: From summer to winter, the water is coming!

Tang: Not bad! !

The heating is out again!

Tang: Even worse!

Jiang: The neighborhood committee quickly set up a disco class for the elderly to solve the heating problem.

Tang: Can that be solved?

Jiang: No, the neighborhood committee aunt came to me and said that our cross talk skills can easily attract the attention of the leaders, and asked me to report it again. I'm coming to the efficiency building!

Tang: Don't ask, the efficiency will not be reduced.

Ginger: As soon as I entered the door, I saw the big iron cage-like elevators. One on this side and one on that side. Which one do you think I should take?

Tang: Hey, you can do whatever you want!

Jiang: Bad luck can happen here! As the saying goes, it's easier to get up than to get down. After I got up, I couldn't get down!

Tang: The elevator doesn’t move?

Ginger: Not leaving? Hurry up! Just listen to "bang-bang!"

Tang: What's the matter?

Ginger: This big iron fence door is locked! Hear another "swish" sound and you're on the 5th floor!

Tang: So fast?

Ginger: I can’t help but be unhappy! Do you think, what is the weight of that iron weight, and what is my weight? It doesn’t look like it’s playing with me when it pulls me? !

Tang: Why do I sound so mysterious!

Jiang: Xuan is still behind! When we arrived on the 5th floor, I was about to open the door when I heard "Whoosh——"

Tang: How is it?

Ginger: It’s down again.

Tang: Is it all for nothing?

Ginger: It’s not in vain.

Just listen to "swish" it comes up again, "swish" it comes down again, "swish", "swish" - good guy, it "swish" me more than 60 times in less than 20 minutes!

Tang: That’s because the elevator is out of order. Please think of a solution!

Ginger: I’m thinking of any solution! I was jumping and jumping inside, smashing and knocking, kicking and scratching...

Tang: You should pay attention, if you want to shake the big iron weight down, you can slip to the bottom as soon as you get out!

Jiang: Don’t tell me, after all my troubles, the elevator really stopped! Otherwise, you shouldn’t panic when something happens. If you’re like me, if you scratch it twice... (looking up and down), it’ll be scratched, right?

Tang: Didn’t it stop?

Ginger: It stopped, it stopped in the wrong place!

Tang: Where?

Jiang: On the 3rd floor, I saw my two feet through the iron fence, and on the 4th floor, I saw my head half pulled up!

Don: It’s time to get stuck!

Jiang: I blame you for your random idea and letting me get in as I please. When I wanted to get on the elevator over there, I... I looked through the iron fence and, wow, the elevator over there was too. It's stuck there!

Tang: Something is wrong, please call someone!

Jiang: Shouting, I shouted "Oh~~~~~~~~~"

Tang: Why is that sound?

Jiang: Just this sound, it really worked, and we recruited all the people in the first two floors!

Tang: Yes, I don’t know what’s going on here!

Jiang: Everyone is looking for it. There is a sharp-eyed person on the fourth floor: "Don't look for it! It's in the elevator over here! Hey, we caught him! Okay, he's quite big and alive. !” (Shocked) “Oh, you’re still blinking!”

Tang: That’s right, you’re still breathing!

Jiang: At this time, the leader also came: "Drive, drive, we will catch everything! Let me see, let me see what I caught... Hehe, this is not the Jiang Kun who talks about cross talk. ”

Tang: I recognize you!

Jiang: "You are playing here!"

Tang: Is this playing?

Jiang: "Oh, he goes deep into life... He is so in-depth, even half of his head is exposed! The cross talk actor is so slippery, even riding in the elevator is different from others. He can control both floors by himself. What an artist's style!"

Tang: I have a problem...

Jiang: "Let's not mention that! Come on, please give us a moment! Everyone applauds and welcomes me!"

Tang: Hey, open the door first and let people out!

Jiang: "Don't open it! Open it and he will run away! This thing is so fast! Whoever drives it will be responsible!"

Tang: What kind of leadership is this!

Jiang: When I think about it, I can’t blame others. They don’t understand what’s going on!

Tang: Yes, please explain things clearly!

Jiang: As soon as I told the story, the leaders became anxious. One of them stood up and said, "Look, look, what did I say? This old elevator, I already knew it was going to happen." There was a problem and I just didn’t say it!”

Tang: Why didn’t you say it?

Jiang: "I, I am the food section chief... We also start from this double increase and double festival. Although this elevator is old, no matter what, it can still move, haul goods and people. Yeah, if the car doesn’t fall over, we’ll just push it. I’m not going to sit on it anyway!”

Tang: What should we do if we lock people up now?

Jiang: "In my opinion, this matter is not easy to handle.

The problem has already occurred, and we will not hold anyone responsible. We will try to solve it! "

Tang: That's right!

Jiang: "Let me say a few words based on my business. Personal opinions may not necessarily be mature. You can change them if you don't. Come on! I guess you won't be able to get out for three to five days. I think the key to this problem is...you can join us here first, right? "

Tang: Huh? Do you want to eat here?

Jiang: "Hey, our food department is one of the best in the district. Comrade Jiang Kun, let me tell you the situation of our food department. Let me briefly report to you - I have a year-end summary here, and here is a little hat: red flags are flying thousands of miles away, everyone is high-energy, food work is really important, and health and epidemic prevention must be done well..."

Tang: Okay, okay, there are still people locked up here!

Jiang: “Save people first, right? ...This matter is not under my control, and we have no experience. Actors like you are engaged in publicity work... Hey, Mr. Li from the Publicity Section, look at why you don't say anything here. You pay attention to everything. A counterpart! "

Tang: Oh, there is also a publicity section chief here.

Jiang: "It's not that I don't express my position. I have known for a long time that this old elevator will have problems sooner or later. , I just won’t say it! "

Tang: Why didn't you say anything?

Jiang: "I want to see who is imprisoned! It wouldn't be strange for such an old elevator to lock people in, but it would be strange if it couldn't. "

Tang: What should we do if we imprison people now?

Jiang: "This is a difficult problem! For you personally, locking you in is a bad thing; but for the overall situation, for our entire revolutionary cause...it doesn't do any good, right? So, this is a kind of contradiction that arises during the period of exchange between the new and old systems of the new building and the old elevator. Currently, you are locked in and you are not used to it yet, right? "

Tang: How uncomfortable!

Jiang: "What if it takes a long historical period? "

Tang: Then... it will be even more unbearable!

Jiang: "So, you should strengthen your studies, enrich yourself, and often go among the masses..."

Tang: Can he get out?

Jiang: “Give me some encouragement! Our slogan is: Work hard for 100 days, and get off to a good start in the first attempt... This door doesn't seem to be open, right? Then our slogan is: Come to work happily and go home safely... You can't go back home, right? Then our slogan is..."

Tang: Don't just shout slogans, do something practical! People are locked up now!

Jiang: "Oh , what matters here is the individual, right? People...people's affairs are under the jurisdiction of the Personnel Department. After studying for a long time, the party and government still need to be separated! Chief of the Personnel Section, come here, come here, what I just said is just a piece of advice!

Tang: It seems that we have to listen to the head of the personnel department!

Jiang: "Let me say a few words. Something is going to happen to this old elevator. You can all see it, right?" ? Yeah, I saw it in the first three years, but I just didn’t say anything! "

Tang: Have you all discussed it?

Jiang: "You said you are here, and you will be locked up for a long time. Are you anxious? "

Tang: Worry!

Jiang: "Can just being anxious solve the problem? "

Tang: It can't be solved.

Jiang: "It's always a big deal. Is that a problem? "

Tang: It's not a big deal!

Jiang: "If you don't go to work, it will take a long time. Can the leader of your unit agree? "

Tang: No!

Jiang: "If everyone is locked up like you, can the 'four modernizations' be realized? "

Tang: It cannot be achieved.

Jiang: "Can the motherland be reunified? ”

Tang: We can’t unify.

Jiang: "The Thirteenth National Congress proposed such an old combat mission..."

Tang: I said, you understand, I am not willing to be locked up here, he I can't get out!

Jiang: "I'll start with this problem and solve it for you within the scope of my authority, okay?"

Tang: Great!

Jiang: "For efficiency, just do it! I will send a negotiation letter to your unit to get your relationship settled. Even if you work in the elevator, your attendance will be counted during the day and at night. You're on duty. If you want to sleep, you can take a nap. If you can't, you can help catch bad guys or something. What do you guys think of my idea?"

Tang: That's so bad! If he is locked up inside, can he catch the bad guys?

Jiang: "The class enemy is hanging around outside, and you're just watching from inside?"

Tang: Why don't you just watch?

Jiang: "The class enemy ran away, and you didn't even chase him?"

Tang: Can I get out?

Jiang: "You won't give me a leg sweep inside?"

Tang: Can I stretch my legs?

Jiang: "It's up to you whether to catch him or not. Anyway, that's what the leader has arranged! I'll solve the problem for you here. If you want to solve it further... Oh, Director Wang of the office, You are here, you have to make up your mind, we can’t hang ourselves from a tree, you come and you come!”

Tang: Director Wang, come and make up your mind!

Jiang: "Let me tell you if something goes wrong in the elevator..."

Tang: I've seen it a long time ago! I just won’t say it!

Jiang: "How did you know?"

Tang: This is what's wrong with you all!

Jiang: I was anxious at that time, and I said: "What are you talking about? Are you still solving the problem? If you can, you keep me locked up! Don't let me out! I'll give it to you when I get out." You make up cross talk! I will learn from you one by one! I will tell you all over the country!"

What did Director Wang say?

Jiang: Director Wang is also worried: "No, no, Comrade Jiang Kun, don't be like this. We are still a conflict among the people. Why are we making such a fuss that the whole country will know? What a bad impact! Who can say no? Have you solved it? According to me, there are two ways to solve the problem, which are called relying on the leadership at the top and relying on the masses at the bottom - a comrade like you who is in the middle is out of reach from above and below, and cannot be relied on on all sides. In short, you are unreliable! ”

Tang: Let’s play mahjong!

Jiang: "Who plays mahjong? I will deduct his bonus for playing mahjong during working hours! Isn't it a bit humanitarian to play mahjong when the rescue work is so stressful? Let's go! All the cadres above the department will follow me to the sixth floor meeting Let’s hold a meeting to discuss rescue measures, and everyone can leave. Comrade Jiang Kun, I personally think you won’t participate.”

Tang: Can he go? ——I said, they don’t know how long they will study this meeting!

Jiang: Don’t tell me, the efficiency of the Efficiency Building is really high. After a while, the food section chief ran back: "Comrade Jiang Kun, I have good news for you, we have researched it!"

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Tang: So fast!

Jiang: "Your food standard is set at two yuan and six. For lunch, it is Sixi meatballs and egg soup. One meal is six steamed buns. Is that enough?"

Tang : Just study this!

Ginger: "Look at the efficiency of our food department, here we come!" I looked at it, hey, steaming steamed buns and such big meatballs, I'm so greedy!

Tang: You eat it!

Ginger: The iron gate is blocking the way, so we can’t get in!

Tang: I can’t eat it yet!

Jiang: The kid watching the fun next to him came up with an idea: "Uncle, let's break up the steamed buns and meatballs and throw them in. You open your mouth wide and catch them!"

Tang: Hey, kids have quick minds!

Ginger: Why are you so quick? Zoo kids know how to play with bears!

Tang: Hey, I’ve seen this before.

Ginger: I sipped here and there until I was half full, so drinking soup became a problem.

Tang: There is no way to throw this away.

Ginger: The kid had an idea. He took out the water gun and filled it with soup!

Tang: OK!

Ginger: Don’t praise me! If you have no hair on your lips, you won't be able to do things well, but you've got it right, and you're giving me egg soup!

Tang: What does it look like!

Jiang: At this time, the propaganda section chief came again: "Comrade Jiang Kun, I have good news for you. We have found out!"

Tang: Have we found out again?

Jiang: "We think it's rare to have a crosstalk actor like you locked up here. To commemorate it, we decided to award you an honorable title, like a model of afforestation and an expert in rodent control." No accidents for 100 kilometers..."

Tang: Huh?

Jiang: "These quotas are already full, so we will not consider them. Based on your performance, we decided to hang a plaque for you in the elevator with four big characters on it: 'Lone Hero' , what do you think?”

Tang: It’s not even close!

Jiang: At this time, the personnel chief also came.

Tang: What is he studying again?

Jiang: "Xiao Jiang, you've got it right this time. You're so good at making a mistake as a section chief!"

Tang: Section chief?

Jiang: "We just studied it, and based on the impact of taking care of our unit, we decided to let you enjoy department-level treatment here. Your qualifications are a bit unusual! There is something in the melon seeds. Bedbugs, they have everything. He will send a section chief at every check. This person is going to be lucky. You don’t know which cloud will bring rain!"

Tang: Is this luck?

Jiang: At this moment, the office director also came over.

Tang: Don’t ask, he has also researched it!

Jiang: No, he discussed with me: "I heard that we have a cross talk actor locked up here. More and more people are gathering at the gate, and the crowd is also enthusiastic. In order to limit the number of people, we I decided to sell tickets to visit, and the ticket price is only 30 cents. Do you think it’s appropriate?”

Tang: I’ll sell you the tickets?

Jiang: "Go, get a basin of hot water and wash his face. Look at the egg soup on his face. It's too much! Spend thirty cents to make someone look clean. You can't fool the masses!"

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Tang: I think you are the one fooling me!

Jiang: As I was talking, the crowd lined up and passed by me with their heads lowered, as if they were paying homage to the remains.

Tang: Why are you keeping your head down?

Ginger: I’m down there!

Tang: That’s right, otherwise I can’t see it.

Jiang: It was almost getting dark at this time, and I heard a lesbian shouting outside: "I said I came out to report the problem and never looked back. When I asked about it, I dared to sell tickets for the exhibition myself." What are you doing! Jiang Kun, where are you hiding? Go home!" Tang: Yo, who is this?

Ginger: Damn our child!

Tang: Look at the excitement!

Jiang: As soon as I explained the situation inside, my wife was so anxious that she was about to cry. I quickly advised her, "Mom, don't cry. I'm doing a good job here. Let me tell you something good." News, I’m already a section chief! The food standard is two yuan and six, and what I eat for lunch is... egg soup!”

Don’t mention this!

Jiang: "You wait at home, wait for the leadership to study, wait for me to come home, don't change your mind, just hold on! The darkness is about to pass, and the dawn is ahead!"

Tang: Okay, just stop taking a stand!

Jiang: At this time, I heard the loudspeaker ringing in the building: "All comrades, please pay attention! All comrades, please pay attention! In order to rescue the people stuck in the elevator, the leaders held a meeting to study and proposed more than 50 measures. After drawing lots, it was decided to adopt new technologies introduced from abroad——"

Tang: What technology?

Jiang: "Directed blasting!"

Tang: Blasting?

Jiang: "To ensure safety and prevent accidents, please evacuate 50 meters away from the building quickly!" My wife heard this: "Jiang Kun, let's evacuate!" I said : "You retreat, I'll cover you!"

Tang: Can you do that?

Ginger: Even if it doesn’t work, it has to work! My wife was so anxious that she was about to cry again. Several leaders came to persuade her: "Why are you crying? Why are you crying? It's okay. I saw the young men who were picking explosives. They were big and strong. They could carry such a big explosive bag and leave. I guess the food standard was 6 One steamed bun is not enough!”

Tang: This is the food section chief.

Jiang: "Don't worry, Comrade Lover, this directional blasting is very powerful. Once such an old elevator explodes, it will turn into powder with a bang. It doesn't matter, this explosion It’s broken, there’s someone yelling over there!”

Tang: Oh, don’t care about people!

Jiang: "People are under the management of the Human Resources Department!"

Tang: What did the Chief of the Human Resources Department say?

Jiang: "Xiao Jiang, you are copying it again. This imported explosive is for you and I will blow it up for you. If it were someone else, his level is not enough. You think, this explosive is going to blow up... Then What, you are watching inside, I will take the first step!"

Tang: Get out!

Jiang: It’s up to Director Wang of my office to do some serious business!

Tang: What did he say?

Jiang: "Speak less, do practical things, and light the fire quickly! Go away, Comrade Jiang Kun, don't be afraid, this thing may not ring or not!"

Tang: Huh? It sounds scary to me!

Jiang: The leader has finished speaking, and I have to have an attitude. I said: "Comrades, leave me alone! It's dangerous, I'll go! Fire at me for victory! What, Yingte?" Nachonelle, it must be realized! "Nineteen eight seven sixty-five...

Tang: Let's make a fire!

Ginger: As soon as I saw that everyone was gone, I stopped holding on. I just lay down on the spot, held my head in my hands, and heard a "boom"!

Tang: How is it?

Ginger: It really broke my heart!

Tang: Okay!

Ginger: What’s so great! I fell out of the elevator here and fell into the elevator there!

Tang: Ouch!

3. The lines for catching wind and shadows

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