Beautiful life~! It must be correct, I have read Guo Degang’s cross talk text "Beautiful Life" three times
Guo: Thank you, thank you everyone for giving me a round of applause...
Yu: We are two people here Performance.
Guo: The next photo is for you...no one took it.
Yu: Who said no one was taking pictures? There were so many people applauding.
Guo: There are so many people coming.
Yu: That’s right.
Guo: There are tens of thousands of people
Yu: Not that many.
Guo: There are several people named Wan
Yu: There are tens of thousands of people
Guo: Why are so many people here?
Yu: Ah
Guo: It’s all because of you
Yu: I wouldn’t dare
Guo: Look at you, Beijing Deyun The famous cross talk actor-Donkey Qian.
Yu: Donkey Qian~~
Guo: Hi, I made a mistake, Yu Qian. Everyone can write the word Yu
Yu: That’s it
Guo: There’s a horse on the left and a household on the right...
Yu: It’s still a donkey
Guo: Teacher Yu, a good person! !
Yu: No
Guo: What a good person! !
Yu: Not really.
Guo: Looking at the entire crosstalk community in Beijing, if you want to find someone who can compare with Teacher Yu, there is none!
Yu: You mean nothing compared to me
Guo: Well~ I can only find a few outstanding ones from the ancients, just like you
Yu: Who can you look for among the ancients?
Guo: For example, in the Eastern Han Dynasty, there was a man named Cai Lun
Yu: Oh~ the man who invented papermaking, a master
Guo: Cai Lun Same as Teacher Yu!
Yu: Is there any more?
Guo: Sima Qian
Yu: Writing historical records is even more of an expert
Guo: Well, Sima Qian Same as Teacher Yu
Yu: There is also
Guo: In the Ming Dynasty, there was one, Zheng He
Yu: Voyage to the West
Guo: Zheng He is the same as Teacher Yu
Yu: And there are
Guo: The East is undefeated! (Yu Interception) Li Yuchun! ! ! !
Yu: Don’t talk nonsense, I’m telling you, the police will arrest you soon
Guo: Same...
Yu: That’s different
Guo: Teacher Yu was not in good health two days ago and was hospitalized
Yu: There is such a thing
Guo: The Beijing Evening News published it, saying that the famous cross talk actor Yu Qian , hospitalized due to illness, pharyngitis
Yu: A little famous
Guo: If you were in another profession, this might not be a big deal, but for us, "Don't scold us and say "Cross talk!" This is called the door. "I didn't tell you." You said the Beijing Evening News also reported that he was hospitalized with pharyngitis. Where can I explain it?
Yu: That's it
Guo: Is pharyngitis a disease?
Yu: It’s not a serious illness
Guo: Many people have pharyngitis now
Yu: Pharyngitis is also very common
Guo: Just Even many ancient people suffered from pharyngitis
Yu: Did the ancients suffer from pharyngitis? Who is there?
Guo: Li Lianying!
Yu: Why did Li Lianying get pharyngitis?
Guo: It became inflamed after castration...
Yu: Such a pharyngitis
Guo: Yu The teacher has just been pushed out from the operating room. He is in very bad health but in good spirits (Lanhua points) "It's okay!"
Yu: Is everything okay? Return both hands
Guo: So today I can stand with Mr. Yu...
Yu: What is Mr. Yu
Guo: Mr. Ouchi
Yu: He and I are not from the same place
Guo: That is, he is a workshop and you are made by Xiehe
Yu: Go aside
Guo: Teacher Yu is a very nice person, and he has a very good relationship with me. I miss him when I don’t see him for three days. When I have nothing to do, I surf the Internet in the Internet cafe and search for news about Yu Qian
Yu: There is a lot of information about me on the Internet
Guo: Especially the photo of Teacher Yu is very popular on the Internet, and the Public Security Bureau Internet Supervision Brigade has banned it
Yu: Is that a photo of me?
Guo: What are you making fun of? I didn't see enough 200 pictures, so I stood with teacher Yu Guanxi today...
Yu: Why did you change my last name?
Guo: I even slept with you That... prostitute
Yu: You have also had sex with my prostitute, so we have to become sisters...
Guo: What are you talking about! ! You are very vulgar
Yu: Don’t you tell me that I can remember it
Guo: What is that
Yu: Blog
Guo: I saw it on that blog, oh, so many people clicked on you
Yu: So many people clicked on me, is that ridiculous?
Guo: (Pointing with fingers) Isn’t this a point to you?
Yu: Hi, you said it wrong, click
Guo: To point you is to point a chicken
Yu: The more you say it, the more outrageous it becomes , click rate
Guo: Why is it still green?
Yu: I can’t explain to you
Guo: Teacher Yu is a very nice person, I admire him very much He, he is my idol. I want to learn from him in all aspects. Teacher Yu raises a little cat, and we will raise one too.
The teacher keeps a dog, and we also keep one. Teacher Yu’s dog is good, a brown lion, with such a big head, let’s raise one, Pekingese and Pomeranian’s skewers, their heads are like garlic, their butts are like pumpkins, Teacher Yu’s dogs are called faces
Yu: Those with big faces are called faces
Guo: Let’s call this one a butt
Yu: I don’t know how to name them either
Guo: Two months have passed , Teacher Yu is tired of it, Teacher Yu is shameless
Yu: Why is it so awkward
Guo: Let’s keep raising it. After one year, the fire~~~~ has grown so big One day, Teacher Yu and I walked across from each other, and Teacher Yu cried, "How good would it be if I had to feed that dog?"
Yu: Why
Guo: "My face "Bigger than my butt"
Yu: What are you talking about?
Guo: Teacher Yu is buying clothes, let’s watch, and we’ll buy them too. Let’s buy a shirt with the teacher, a pink shirt, top With black and white lines drawn, Teacher Yu bought trousers, bright red trousers with pink lotuses and emerald green petals painted on them. Teacher Yu bought shoes, with yellow leather shoes and cyan uppers with black and white sesame seeds painted on them
Yu: I will probably be shot for wearing this outfit
Guo: I went to buy a hat with the teacher, and bought a cuckold with the teacher
Yu: What about you
Guo : Let’s celebrate
Yu: Oh, you won’t learn this anymore
Guo: Teacher Yu loves life and sports. This is worth learning. My favorite is the streaking,
Yu: Is streaking a sport?
Guo: He and Li Bin from Deyun Club, Benyou
Yu: Benyou
Guo: The two of us live close to each other. When I have nothing to do, Li Bin goes to see Yu Qian. Yu Qian is friendly and entertains me with good wine and food. After we have had enough wine and food, Li Bin comes up with an idea: "Let's run naked and bet 100 yuan. If you don't dare to go, just go." Said "After that, he went out. I ran around the community and came back. "Get the money." Teacher Yu was anxious, "I haven't run yet." Whoosh~ He also went out. Just after running half a circle, four old men from the neighborhood committee came over: Do you want face? Didn't you go out just once? Why did you come again when I caught you?
Yu: I’ll catch you again
Guo: This is all true
Yu: What a true story!
Guo: Teacher Yu loves life and sports
Yu: I don’t like such sports
Guo: I like swimming very much
Yu: That's true
Guo: Call me whenever you have nothing to do. Go swimming - no!
Yu: Why don’t you go?
Guo: Someone is peeing there
Yu: It’s so disgusting
Guo: Who can’t stop it? diabetes! , what should I do if I get caught again?
Yu: It’s so sweet
Guo: I went swimming by myself. Call me at three o’clock in the afternoon: Degang, please bring money to redeem me. I was caught peeing...
Yu: I really did that
Guo: After redeeming him, I asked him: Are you really good enough? Okay, ten thousand people were peeing in there and they didn't catch you, so why did they just catch you? "Hey, don't mention it. They were all peeing in the pool, and I was peeing outside the pool...
Yu: Why am I so careless?
Guo: Give it to me again in two days Call me, Degang, please come and redeem me again. I was caught peeing again. When I redeemed you, I said you were crazy. He said I peed in the pool this time. I just paid the fine two days ago. , I was angry, I got angry when I was anxious, and the urine that came out was yellow. This time I peeed while swimming. The person wearing the red hoop saw it and said: "Catch the plane guy!"
Yu: Is that me?
Guo: Later, we all told him that he could no longer swim in the swimming pool. Your photos were posted in major swimming pools in Beijing, and Yu Qian and dogs were not allowed in.
Yu: : I am also wanted in the swimming pool
Guo: There is really no other way. Let’s go swimming in the suburbs and find a picturesque place with spring-like scenery all year round, Huairou.
No one is coming this time, right? No one wants me this time, right?
Yu: No, let’s go swimming
Guo: Is there anyone~~~~~~~~
Yu: You have to shout Ask someone to come over and swim quickly
Guo: No one is here to take off your clothes. I took off my military coat
Yu: I came in winter
Guo: Suit
Yu: I’m wearing a formal suit
Guo: Sweater
Yu: I’m wearing something tight enough
Guo: Tie
p>Yu: I'm still wearing a tie
Guo: Shirt (showing off bra)
Yu: You wait, you wait, there is no such joke, please make it clear What is this
Guo: Good back!
Yu: Why am I wearing a back jacket?
Guo: My back hurts.
Yu: If you have low back pain, it’s best to wear a back-wearer
Guo: I’ve finished taking off the top, take off the bottom: I’ve taken off my riding boots
Yu: I’m going on a horse
Guo: Take off your pants.
Three-layer warm trousers
Three layers of warm trousers
Autumn trousers
Wool trousers
In: Wear woolen trousers under autumn trousers
Guo: Rain pants
Yu: I wear rain pants
Guo: Woolen underwear
Yu: You are the only one wearing woolen underwear
Guo: This relieves the itch
Yu: It doesn’t itch without it
Guo: (Take off high socks)
Yu: Wait a minute, if this and that just now are not good on the back
Guo: Let’s finish traveling (learn from the tortoise)
歘~~~歘~~~歘~~~
Yu: What kind of posture is this?
Guo: Just a moment, okay? The sun is out, let’s go ashore and bask in your back
Yu: You bastard
Guo: Don’t beautify yourself
Yu: This should beautify that
Guo: At this moment, the three girls who came over here will allow you to come and swim. Teacher Yu was very anxious. He was naked. He couldn’t put on so many things in one storehouse. At this moment There was a bucket next to it, which was a life-saving straw for Yu and the teacher. They hurriedly blocked it in front of them. The three women came over and jumped on their feet and cursed: "You are not ashamed, you are a rascal." Teacher Yu was anxious and said, "No." "Look, do you think I'm blocking it with a bucket?" "Nonsense, do you think that bucket has a bottom?"