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The benefits of having money

It is good to be a rich person. I always thought that as long as you are spiritually rich, it is enough. Who knows these days, I feel that being without money is not only a lack of material life, but also a spiritual life. , so I summarized what I consider to be the top 10 benefits of being rich, so as not to make you smile more.

1. If you have money, you don't have to go to work in the morning, you can sleep when you want to sleep, and you can't sleep when you don't want to sleep.

2. If you have money, you can look at the sky and point your nostrils at your boss when he assigns you extra tasks. Damn it, you can pay me a squid, I have been waiting for a long time.

3. If you have money, you can order expensive food when dining with girls, and when you pay the final bill, tell the waiter that there is no need to look for it. When a girl is attracted by your chicness, you pretend to be indifferent and say, I am like this every time.

3. When countless host-level women are vying to show off their coquettishness to you, you can pretend to turn a blind eye and only have a soft spot for an inconspicuous girl.

4. If you have money, you can be very bourgeois. You can go to Western restaurants, bars, and concerts every day, and then pretend to be unintentional and say to others, I prefer Jean Luc Amsler

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5. When you have money. You can ride a bicycle every day. When people ask you why you don’t drive your BMW, you pretend to be disdainful and say that cycling is a very healthy way of life.

6. If you have money, when you are proposing for marriage, a woman as sexy as Zhong Li will ask you, "Do you have a Buick? Do you have three bedrooms and one living room?" You pretend to be innocent and shake your head, etc. When they were jolting away, you stopped them casually and said that I have two villas, one for myself and one for my pets. I have two BMWs, one is driving and the other is kept at home for decoration. . Then slowly fade away in their tears of regret.

7. When you have money, you can donate to Hope Primary School, and then talk to the camera during the TV interview, saying that when you were young, you washed dishes and set up street stalls, and you were discriminated against. , In the end, he endured hardships and finally stood out.

8. When you have money, you can buy Givenchy and French perfume for your wife. Buy diamond necklaces from South Africa. Take good care of your wife, and then you can become a model husband and a model for thousands of families to learn from.

9. If you have money, you can go to any city. Today, go to Beijing to experience the majesty at the feet of the Emperor. Tomorrow, fly to Shanghai to experience Shanghai’s fashion. The day after tomorrow, go to Chongqing to see what is said to be the most beautiful place in China. Is the city worthy of its name?

10. If you have money, you can legitimately write down the 10 benefits of being rich here.