"New Sit and Wait for the Rabbit"
Characters: Farmer, Rabbit A, Rabbit B, big tree.
Farmer: I'm a farmer. (pause) [take two steps] A cool farmer. (take out sunglasses and put them on) [take two steps coolly, suddenly tripped, continue Stay cool]Eh...When I was yong, I studied in Xu~~~~chuan Middle School.So, I'm rich now! [Starts to show the name tag and takes it out while talking] Look! This is my modern mobile——Nokia WC 250! This is my watch! This is my MP3! These are my shoes - (Exaggeratedly and lowly) ADIDAS! This is... [Takes out an apple casually] Oh, sorry. [Throws away the apple] It's this! [From the arms Take out the itch and scratch it] Do you know what's this? Tickle? No no no~~You are out!!It’s my modern——hoe~! ! [Look at the table below] It is time to do some farming! [Starts to bend down and make a hoeing motion]
Tree: I’m a tree! I can do many things! I can sing! [Make a crazy rock singer’s motion, hum haha! ! ! ]I can dance! [Dance four little swans] Oh? There comes a rabbit! [Guide the audience to look at the rabbit A). The tree stands backstage]
Rabbit A: OK, I'm a rabbit. Now I'm just walking around here.
[The farmer continues to hoe the field, playing as he goes, Suddenly saw a rabbit in front of me]
Farmer: (surprised) Lunch! [Throws away Tickle] I will catch it! [Sneaking up behind the rabbit]
[The farmer follows the rabbit. The two of them walked and walked. The rabbit suddenly turned around. The farmer pretended to look at his watch. The two continued walking. The rabbit looked back. The farmer pretended to watch the weather. The two continued walking. The rabbit looked back. The farmer pretended to use his cell phone. The two continued walking, and the rabbit looked back. This time the farmer pointed his gun at the rabbit coldly. ]
Rabbit A: Wahhhh~! (Shocked) What do you want?
Farmer: Huh...! I will kill U for lunch!
Rabbit A: Wah~~~~~~ [The rabbit ran and hid behind the tree, the farmer chased him to the tree]
Farmer: Where~ to go? Haha!
[The farmer fired a shot "Bang" (dubbed). The rabbit panicked and ducked behind the tree without being hit. The tree looked injured and shot. The farmer fired again, same as above. The farmer began to fire more frequently and intensively. The rabbit started out panicking and ducking, ducking and dancing. The tree continues to be painfully bullet-like. ]
Rabbit A [in narcissism, dancing and talking] You can't hurt me! You can't hurt me!
Tree: [painfully] But...you...Hurt me...[painfully slowly moves to the back of the rabbit]
[The rabbit continues to dance excitedly. The farmer stopped shooting and walked up to the rabbit and looked at it. The rabbit suddenly looked up and found]
Farmer: Ah ha~! Bye bye! [Aim the gun at the rabbit, shoot, there is no sound, look at the gun, indicating that there is no bullet.
Rabbit saw this and laughed very excitedly]
Rabbit A: Ha ha ha ha! You can’t kill me now! [Laughing with excitement, until I get cramps, and until I fall backwards. Suddenly his head hits the tree behind him] Wa! [Falls to the ground]
Farmer: OH! [Excitedly goes over to pick up the rabbit with two fingers] My lunch, I caught you!!! [Tie the rabbit to the tree. Yawning]tired! I'll eat you after sleeping.[Falling to the ground to sleep] (snoring sound)
Rabbit A: [Rabbit woke up quickly, looked around, and found that he was tied, Surprised] Where am I? What happened?
Tree: [pointing to the farmer] He has caught you and wants to eat you.
Rabbit A: What?! I must leave here! But how can I escape? [Looking around, I see the farmer’s mobile phone] A mobile! [Untie the rope to see the mobile phone] It’s Nokia WC 250! Wow, how fashionable! [Put it back where it belongs. And consciously tied himself to the tree.
Suddenly remembered]A mobile! Maybe I can call some one to help me! [unknowingly releases himself again and picks up the cell phone] [pretends to make a phone call] (voiceover: dialing the phone) Hello?
Rabbit B: Hello! It’s Jenny.
Rabbit A: Hey Jenny!
Rabbit B: Oh, hey Mary!
Rabbit A: How are you?
Rabbit B: Fine, thank you.And U?
Rabbit A: I'm fine too! How are your parents?
Rabbit B: They are fine, thank you.And U?
Rabbit A: They are fine, too! How is your uncle?
Rabbit B: He's fine, thank you! And U?
Rabbit A: He's fine, too! How...
Rabbit B: Eh..eh..eh~wait.But why do you call me? If you want to borrow some money from me...NO WAY!!!
Rabbit A: No no no! I'm in danger now! Come and help me!!!
Rabbit B: But where are you?
Rabbit A: I'm under a tree!
Rabbit B: [Walking nearby while on the phone, passing by Rabbit A, the two of them haven’t noticed yet] What can you see around you?
Rabbit A: I see a rabbit …that looks exactly like you!
Rabbit B: A rabbit...like me... OK!I'll find you.Just a second!Wait for me! I will help you! [Leave in a hurry]
[Rabbit A finished the call, carefully put the phone back to the farmer, and then consciously tied himself back to the tree]
Rabbit A: Haha! My friend will come and save me~!yeah! [Excessive excitement, leaning back, hitting his head against the tree again, falling to the ground] (weakly) Oh!Hurt! Call 110~Or 119?112?...Oh, forget it! I'm dying ![Make a sound of stuck throat and die]
[Rabbit B enters.
] Rabbit B: I’m also a rabbit! I'm smart! I'm lovely! And I'm (meaningful) beautiful! (narcissistic) [turns to look to his right, only to find Rabbit A lying on the ground] Oh, my! Mary! [Fuck On Rabbit A] (crying) I'm so sorry, Mary! I'm too late! 5555555~~~~~~Mary! [turns around and hits the tree in pain and exaggeration]
Tree: Oh!Oh, don't hit me.!Don't hit me!I'm ~~brea~ken![Fall to the ground, crushing Rabbit B]
Rabbit B: What?NO.. NO!~~...I...can't...breath...(sound of death)
[The farmer woke up. Saw two rabbits] En..?Two rubbits! I rememer I have caught just one?! Oh, thanks god! How lucky I am! [Excitedly holding a rabbit in one hand and exiting humming a tune]