The least thing in life is some wonderful jokes, which can make us happy physically and mentally, relieve worries and relieve boredom. Next is "What Funny Jokes Does Kuaishou Have" that I carefully prepared for you, welcome to watch!

What are some funny jokes in Kuaishou (popular articles)

1. Huilong Sect, the largest religion in the world, has followers widely distributed and with a large number of people. Church activities are mostly concentrated on weekend mornings. According to the "Huilong Bible", the general outline of the Huilong religion has only six words, which are:? I will sleep for a little longer!? Are you a Huilong believer?!!

2. A man I was riding a bicycle and accidentally bumped into a woman. The man helped the woman up and said: "Beauty, you are so lucky!" The beauty was furious: "You knocked me down and you said I was lucky?!" The man explained: "You have to know, I am on vacation today." I just ride a bicycle, but I usually drive a bulldozer!?

3. The judge fined Pablo 50 yuan for calling his neighbor a pig. ?Mr. Judge, last time I also called him a pig and only fined me 30 yuan. ?Unfortunately, there is nothing I can do because the price of pork has increased. ?

4. Tang Monk and his apprentice are trapped in the Flame Mountain. Wukong: Master, when the apprentice turns into a small flying insect and gets into her belly, don’t worry about her borrowing the banana fan! Wukong will never leave again. news. The heat was unbearable and everyone came to see Princess Iron Fan. The maid said that the lady had been sick and vomiting recently and it was inconvenient to see guests. The maid said: "Madam drank tea a few days ago and the tea was too hot." Tang Monk said: "Isn't Madam suffering from heatstroke?" The maid said: ?No, Madam found a dead fly in the tea. ?

5. When I was young, my grandma asked me: What kind of official does my grandson want to be when he grows up? After thinking about it for a while, I said: I want to be a groom’s official.

6. A friend just got his driver’s license and is a novice. Going on the road, I was a little nervous and drove carefully when I reached the intersection. But I was told that I ran a red light. This friend said: Yeah, I only looked at people at the intersection, but I didn't even see the red light.

7. When I was in primary school, my teacher asked me to write an essay about housework, and repeatedly emphasized that it should be true. On Monday, the teacher asked a classmate to read, and he read: After dinner, I have to help my mother wash the dishes. My mother said to go away and play. I said that the teacher asked me to do it. My mother said that your teacher forced you to do a lot of things? This is what I heard The most authentic composition I’ve ever read

8. According to a questionnaire study on a certain website: 1. QQ is online every day, which means you are afraid of loneliness; 2. QQ is invisible every day, which means you admit to being lonely; 3. QQ is busy every day. , it means you are pretending not to be lonely; 4. Leaving QQ every day means you are implying loneliness.

9. Passing by a certain community, I heard some nice guzheng music. I turned my head and took a look. I suddenly felt 10 centimeters shorter. After taking pictures, I lowered my head and walked away quickly. Now...the threshold for security is so high? Now...the property management of the community is so high-end? That...is the guzheng

10. For the election, please elaborate on your slogan, Group A :?I am the best choice. ?Group B: ?No, you two. ? What are the funny jokes in Kuaishou (classics)

1. If anyone says he loves you in the future, just go up and slap him. If he doesn’t fight back, he probably really loves you.

2. Standard for foodies: When they are completely full, ordinary young people will complain empty-handedly: “I’m so stuffed to death?”, while foodies will look relaxed: “I’ll take a break?”

3. The husband was very unhappy when he came home. The wife asked with concern: Have you encountered anything unpleasant? Husband: I found 200 yuan in the bus today. ?Wife:?You should be happy!?Husband:?Another passenger also saw it, and he and I split it equally Wife:?Don’t you still have 100 yuan?Husband:?Before going home, I discovered that the 200 yuan was actually I lost it myself. ?

4. I saw a short story, very short and shocking: a couple in love fell into the hands of a perverted murderer, and both faced tragic death. But there’s a chance? Rock, paper, scissors for two people, the one who wins gets released. The two decided to cast stones and die together. In the end, the girl died. Because the boy produced scissors and the girl produced cloth.

5. In order to punish the disobedient students, the teacher made a couplet for the students to answer. If they don’t answer the couplet, they are not allowed to go home. The teacher said: "It snows in the sky but does not rain. Snow turns to rain when it hits the ground." It's so troublesome when snow turns to rain, it's better to have it rain in the first place.

?Students responded: ?Sir, you don’t eat shit when you eat. When your food reaches your stomach, it turns into shit. It would be troublesome if the food turned into shit, it would be better to just eat shit in the first place. ?

6. Advanced mathematics is an entertainment activity for civilized people. You vulgar people just hang yourself!? Isaac Newton; If you take it seriously, you will lose? Washington; There is no need to be particular, you just need to savor it carefully? Shakespeare; Basically, if you are more pretentious, it will eventually become what I said. ?Plato: That night, I listened to Sanskrit singing all night, not for enlightenment, but just to find a trace of your breath? Sun Wukong. (@波动)

7. In the prison, two prisoners were complaining to each other! Prisoner A asked: ?How did you get arrested? Prisoner B answered: Because of a cold!? Prisoner A was very confused , and asked: How could he be caught because of a cold? Prisoner B explained: I sneezed while stealing something and woke up the security guard!?

8. 2012 National Psychiatric Written Examination 1. When eating scrambled eggs with tomatoes, do you often worry about whether you should eat tomatoes or eggs first? Yes Go to 2 No Go to 4 2. Do you dare to lead an ostrich to Chang'an Street without fear of others' ridicule? Yes Go to 3 No Go 6. 3. Do you often suffer from insomnia because of where to place your hands when sleeping? Yes, go to 5. No, go to 7. 4. When you wake up in the morning, do you often worry about whether you should go to the toilet or brush your teeth first? Yes, go to 6. No, go to 8. 5. Do you dare to tell a joke like crazy at a very sentimental graduation ceremony? Yes to 9 No to 10 6. Someone told a funny joke, do you dare not laugh? Yes to 7 No to 10

< p> 9. When I was a child, my parents always believed that a girl would change when she got older, and that the ugly duckling would turn into a white swan, and then marry a rich man and become a rich woman. One day when I grew up, my father looked at me very attentively, and then said sincerely: "My child , you should study hard

10. A new beautiful female colleague came to the company. We forced the colleague to cough in front of her! The woman said very gently: Do you have a cold? 2 The male said excitedly: Well, a bit! Female: Then stay away from me, stay away? We burst out laughing on the spot! What funny jokes do Kuaishou have (selected articles)

1. A friend drank too much at a party and took a taxi home. When he got out of the car, he looked at his watch and saw that he was probably over fifty to sixty. He took out fifty yuan and said, "Here you go!" The driver said, "No, you have to pay the price." Device charges. ?He said? Just fifty, do you want love!? Seeing that he was too drunk, the driver didn't want to care about it. He took him fifty and turned the car around to leave. As soon as it started, he shouted: Stop!!!? The taxi In response to the sound, he suddenly took out a hundred-dollar bill and threw it to the master and said, "Tip!" The taxi drove away.

2. In the church, the priest asked: "Youku, are you willing to marry me?" Do you want to be your wife, Tudou, even if he has slow buffering and a lot of ads? Do you want to marry Youku? Do you want to marry Youku, even if he sometimes can’t search for videos? Do you want to marry Tudou?... The audience stood up and applauded, blessing Newlyweds. In the back row of the church, 360 took Teng Xun's hand and smiled softly? Even if you are poisoned, I will fight for you for the rest of my life. Marry me, little penguin...?

< p> 3. A shoe shiner was shining the judge's shoes. The judge asked the shoe shiner arrogantly: "Many people can't figure out whether the judge is more important or the law is more important." What do you think? The shoe shiner immediately replied: "Of course the judge is important!" The judge was very happy to hear this, gave the shoe shiner a little more tip, and asked: "Why do you think so?" The shoe shiner smiled and replied: "Because The law doesn't require me to shine his shoes. ?

4. A woman is studying for a driver’s license and a road test. The one in front got off the car and it was her turn. She was very nervous! She got off the car on the right side. After getting off the car, she walked around to the left side and opened the door. Then she shouted: Coach! Where is the steering wheel? The examiner looked back at her. He glanced at it and said calmly: You opened the back door...

5. At the press conference, a Korean reporter held Shen Chunyang's hand and said excitedly: "Guo Degang Smida, you are pretending to be a woman." "Cherry" is so touching! Yao Chen on the side opened his mouth and laughed loudly: "You recognized the wrong person, he is Xiao Shenyang's wife." The reporter turned around and saw Yao Chen, and said even more excitedly: "Li Jingsmida, you I also love watching cross talk, and I like this hairstyle!?

6. I was playing a dungeon in the afternoon, and one of the nannies in the group suddenly became unresponsive and refused to replenish my T. As a result, the group was wiped out.

More than a dozen big guys from the YY team roared angrily, and the wet nurse who had been silent for a while replied fiercely: "My aunt is here, I can't put a sanitary napkin on it! If you are bleeding down there, please give me a copy." Look!? The world suddenly became quiet. By the way, we always thought she was a boy?

7. After a certain man’s blind date, the matchmaker couldn’t wait to ask: ? Did you like me when we met? ? A certain man: ? Not bad, the girl is also quite satisfied with me. , I washed my face three times in a while, maybe for the sake of looking good, I washed my face and put on makeup or something. When the aunt heard this, she was very happy. At this moment, the girl sent a text message to the aunt and said: Aunt, forget it, the blind date is so boring, I washed my face three times. . . Didn't fall asleep.

8. There is an ugly girl who always likes to buy a seat behind the basket when watching football games. Her friend once asked: "Isn't the view behind the basket bad? Why do you always buy this kind of seat?" The ugly girl replied: "That way I can see the man rushing towards me." ?

9. Looking for a costume TV series. The plot is that the male protagonist falls into a cave, eats mushrooms and becomes very powerful in martial arts? Some people say it is "Golden Sword and Eagle Feathers", and some people say "God" "The Legend of the Condor Heroes", the last person answered: Super Mario...