Adapted from Farewell My Concubine

I am holding the boiling water and wishing I could wash away my heartache

Looking at the sky and dizzying in all directions, I wonder whose smell this is foot!

Who would know my heartache when I am sad (Oh!)

How many years have I been sad like this?

Oh my god, I can’t stand it. Come and wash my feet. I have a fever

As soon as you take off your socks, everyone faints

Oh my God, I can’t bear it, my tears are rushing to the sky

I will see you again in the next life Be a hero, now I will hang myself!

Adapted from The Moon Represents My Heart

You ask me how much money I have and whether I have a good background!

My heart will not change, my love will not change, and the passbook represents my heart.

If you ask me how deep my wallet is, how much do you love me?

If you touch it, if you look through it, your pockets have already been empty.

A gentle kiss has touched my heart

The deep digging in my pocket has caused me pain to this day.

You asked me how I was doing and how much money I had left in my pocket.

I said I had no money, but you said I was leaving first and disappeared around the corner

Adaptation of Two Butterflies

Family version - 1: For the Fat Wife

Dear, you lose weight

Be careful of high blood pressure and piles of fat

Dear, stop talking

You will regret eating delicious food

Dear, practice with me

Travel through time and space and return to the age of eighteen

Dear, I want to dance

Exercising is not tiring at all

You and I will lose weight in a healthy way

Removed Burden for body beauty

Exercise lasts a lifetime, live a long life without regrets

Live up to my hopes, your charm

You and I will lose weight healthily

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Beautiful body without burdens

When the sun sets, the golden autumn is infinitely beautiful

I will have no regrets if I can accompany you till old age

" "Two Butterflies"

Home Edition - 2: For Husband

Dear, am I beautiful

Standard "measurements" of 1.62 meters

Dear, am I charming?

Zhao Wei’s eyes and Tang Jiali’s legs

Dear, measure my waist

Two feet one two Wearing fat pants

My dear, look at your whole body

There is really no burden on my thin figure

You make me healthy and lose weight

I am progressing too fast and my eyes are black

Take a bottle of beer and pour a glass of wine

You say I am really useless and I am "sinful"

You made me healthy to lose weight

I progressed too fast and my eyes went black

Your bad idea made me regret it all the time

Believe in scientific ability, Have Beauty

"Two Butterflies"

Home Edition - 3: lt; funny gt;

My dear, where are you flying

This is your spiritual comfort

My dear, don’t talk too much

You have to understand my sincere words

My dear, don’t leave yet

After the New Year, you should be one year older

Dear, think carefully

The attachment of love will always be in my heart

You Flying with me through the cold and summer months

Already have a cute "little burden"

I can't live without you, I will regret it in the future

You have failed to live up to my hopes, you Knowing the crime

How many times have you and I been flying in the cold and summer?

Already have a cute "little burden"

When he grows up, you and I will lose their hair

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We are strangers, so regretful

Huo Yuanjia

Huh~how many times does the house need cleaning

It’s all New Year I did it last week

So what if I clean it every year

I won’t see you yet

My fists and feet are amazing

But there is nothing we can do about this gazha

The outcome is unpredictable

Who is the strong one

Let us compete this year

In the hut Keep running back and forth

Catch me until I'm about to die

This damn mini

I hate you so much

Give it to me quickly Get out

Fire fire fire fire fire fire fire believe it or not I will burn you to death with fire

Or or or or or or or or or or I should use pesticide

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After all, all the past grudges have been settled

Get, get, get, get, finally I won this time

I know You are very sad [Exam version]

Original singer: Jolin Tsai

Talent is required for reading exams

Why do you need to let the circles under your eyes get deeper and deeper

Don't be so stupid as to use your naivety to guess the professor's assignment

In the end you can only secretly hate it

Don't take it too seriously after failing the exam

You are hurt The eyes are distressing

No

A person must pass everything to live a life

Why do you force yourself to face the scars

I know you are sad

The level of scores is not determined by reading There will be results

Don't ask how to pass the exam. One day you will understand.

I know you are sad

I just stayed up late yesterday and today I will tell you. If you haven't passed it, you haven't passed it

Don't ask how to relieve your pain

People who are too confused are destined to be more miserable

Huo Yuanjia

Huh~ How many times does the house need cleaning?

It’s all done a week before the New Year

So what if it’s cleaned every year?

You don’t know how to read it yet It’s up to you

My fists and kicks are great

But I can’t do anything about this gazha

The outcome is unpredictable

Who is the strong one?

Let’s compete this year

He keeps running around in the hut

I’m about to die after him

This is abominable mini

I hate you

Get out of here

Fire fire fire fire fire fire fire believe it or not I will burn you to death with fire

Or or or or or or or or or should I use pesticides

After all, all the past grudges have been settled

Get Get, get, get, get, I finally won this time

"Have to love"

I need you to love me every day. My Money is "opened" by you (dialect)

I love you I don’t want you to leave me with "one dollar" (money) every day

What is true love if you ask me for money every day

I love you I have to speak more quickly than I imagined

Is it because I am too affectionate and too generous, or is God acting strangely

Is it because I owed you too much money in my previous life or am I destined to give it to you

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Is it because I made an appointment and didn’t come that I saved 5,000 yuan?

Is it true that there is no money in my pocket or I will be in a daze if I don’t take it?

baby

You have to give, where does your money come from?

You have to give, your money comes from me

You have to give, otherwise I will lose my future

Why can’t I refuse you? I’m a failure, but every day passes so quickly.

I need money every day. Only you can “open” my money

I love you, I don’t want you to leave me with "one dollar" every day

What is true love if you ask me for money every day?

I love you, I can get it faster than I thought, how much I want.

*rap*

Is it a little helpless

Is it a little too fast

But the money I gave you

Let you develop dependence

The rhythm of love in your heart

You need money every day, and my money will be "open" for you

I love you, I don’t want you to leave me with "one dollar" every day

You ask me for money every day, what is true love?

I love you, how much do you want? I can say it faster than I can imagine.

Not afraid, not afraid -----gt; see Alon

mai-a-hee mai-a-hu

mai-a-ho mai- a-ha-ha

Ouch! What a disaster!

I saw Aaron!

It was my fault that I failed to save enough of my own money.

There are so many excuses and they no longer work. (There is nothing to mess with)

Nothing, after turning around, I will use my escape magic.

When I saw Aaron, I ran and ran.

I had no money to pay him back, so I ran and ran and ran.

Standing still will only get yourself chopped into pieces.

Paralysis is also a sign of seeking death.

When I am chased every day, I run and run fast.

I was so unlucky that I ran and ran and ran.

No matter how dirty the society is, money will still be borrowed

Miracles will definitely happen.

Our enemy--Klindun

Original song: Big Belly

How can you be so stupid and attack Yugoslavia with artillery fire

I gave up my international reputation just for a small territory

How to make you understand that your behavior gives me a headache

You said you feel controlled when you see a beautiful woman Don't live there

If one day you go to have a mistress again, you will definitely be photographed by reporters

Made into replicas of the butterfly and sold everywhere, let me see if you dare to be wordy again

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If one day you finally step down, I advise you to change your career to selling coffins

If one day you are finally impeached, I advise you to find a small island to hide secretly

Why do you love making trouble so much when the world is moving toward peace?

Are you a remnant of the Nazis? Only when the world is in chaos can you survive

If one day you go to have a mistress again, you will definitely do it. Photographed by the paparazzi

Make replicas of butterflies and sell them everywhere. Let me see if you dare to be wordy again

If one day you step down from the stage, I advise you to change your career to selling. Coffin

If one day you finally step down, I advise you to go back to your hometown to buy cabbage

If I accidentally see you, I will definitely throw eggs at you

I will beat you silly, pull out your teeth, and then take your head to my house to make a bad mop

If you accidentally let me see you

(Monologue) It doesn’t matter La! People are going to die anyway!

Courage

I finally made this decision and I don’t care what others say

As long as you cheat too

I am willing to give you whatever answer I want. I know the question is not easy

I was studying non-stop yesterday

but I forgot all the answers

Cheating really requires courage to face rumors

As long as you confirm the answer with one look, everyone will believe you

We all need courage even to cheat

I don’t mind if people complain and pass the note to you, you have to be careful

If you pass the note here, I will copy down all the answers

As long as we are very careful

I believe it is not easy to hide it from the teacher.

My heart has been beating very erratically

I am most afraid that I will suddenly have a heart attack

Cheating requires the most courage to face fear

As long as we are not careful, my score will be zero

If I am caught cheating and I am not careful, It will hurt you

No matter what, I thank you for sacrificing yourself to help me cheat

If you are really unlucky and catch you accidentally

Can you please keep your mouth shut and I will try to help you

As long as you are quiet

I really need to calm down to solve this problem

Anyway please Just be quiet first and I will make a decision.

As a result, we are all lucky and will not dare to cheat again

But soon we will make the same old habit again in tomorrow's exam

Cheating~

Running a red light

Original work: Xiaowei

There is a confused little girl

Her name is Xiaowei

She has misty eyes

She still rushes through the red light

Xiaowei, do you know that the police are waiting for you

I raised my hand and called you berhenti

Look how happy the policeman is

Mau bayar saman atau bayar sini

Song title: The consequences of cheating

Original work: Jiangnan

There are these days every year

It makes students unable to sleep

Every year we act cheap

Cheating No shame

Look how united we are

The answers are all copied on paper

Although it takes a big risk

We who have not studied have not changed (dialect - meaning no way)

Circle, circle, circle, circle

Fill in and fill in again

We copied each other’s test papers

Whether they are right or wrong, it doesn’t matter whether they are right or wrong

We who don’t understand the consequences of cheating in exams

thought we would not be discovered if we were careful

Unfortunately, cheating will not last forever

This time Being discovered by the teacher

We didn’t know how to explain cheating

We thought that dropping out of school was just a rumor from outside

The pain was so intense when I left

You will understand only when your heart breaks after walking out of the school gate

Persistence (original singer; Tian Zhen)

Every night comes

Loneliness is always by my side

Every time my heart beats with electric shock

It is my infinite enjoyment

Every time I face you

Don’t leave your screen

Every time I clear a level

There are so many strategies to grasp

No matter how time and space change

How technology develops

My love is always in your core

Do you understand

I want to have a high-end P 4

Destined to work hard to make money now

Can’t stop the fanaticism in my heart

Persistence for computers

Embrace you OH, MY GAME

Can you see that I am a little tired

Does loving you make me tired and heartbroken

Hug you OH MY PC

But you know that I lack MONEY

Even if my eyesight is lost, my salary will be lost

Just play until my wallet is empty

It’s good to go home [cheating version]

The cheat sheet keeps copying and the teacher keeps twisting it

I can’t escape the final exam

After the exam comes again, I can’t get rid of it

Cheating feels so real It's better to ignore the teacher's waist

Copy all the key points from the semester's notes into the cheat sheet

Let's forget about the worries about the results of each subject

Our class It is my castle that I create by myself with one point for each subject

The smiles of my classmates are my treasure

Only when you cheat can you know that this subject will not fail

My hands are rough for my grades

Ah~How glorious and proud

You look after me and I copy randomly for you

Ah~It feels like cheating It's really good

Don't ask me who I am

I have never seen anyone so black and with a lot of pockmarks on his face. When I saw netizens, my first feeling was to retreat quickly.

No one’s legs have ever flown like mine. Even Jones could not catch me. When I escaped back home, I felt very relieved.

The ugly face is actually not sinful. Why does she look so disgusting? I think of this beauty every day and curse the Internet society.

Don’t care who she is and please don’t date her. . . . . .

Sweet honey [rap version]

It’s your sweet smile that makes my little deer keep jumping around

It feels worse than eating a hamburger I have long forgotten about the class beauty of my wonderful class

I must have met you in this life in my previous life before you smiled at me

Do you know that rew chow likes you the most when you smile? I make you laugh every day

I spend so little time with you that I wish every tomorrow would come soon

I want to go to bed earlier every night and still see your smile in my dreams

My friends say I’m terrible, I don’t want to do anything and let them eat grass

I just want you to act coquettishly to me, let you rely on me, make you the most important in the world

Sweet honey, the sweet honey of your smile is like flowers blooming in the spring breeze, blooming in the spring breeze

When my little girlfriend promises a good date, I will think of many tricks

To satisfy you I need to feed you when I’m hungry, I’ll be gentle and kind to you

I’ll make you sweet, I’ll make you laugh, I won’t quarrel with you because you are my treasure

But don’t bring it with you on the next date Is it okay for your cousin to be a lightbulb? In my dream

I saw your sweet smile in my dream. It was you who you dreamed of

I know I am young and want to hug you. It’s too early to hold my little hand, okay, I have you by my side

I don’t want to run around and fall in love is my sweet trouble, my cousin said

My next lover may not be the best. Even better, the beauty of first love in a lifetime

I will hold on with you and let you recall where I saw you before

Your smile is so familiar that I can’t remember it for a moment. In the dream

I am not Huang Zhong (adapted from the song "I am not Huang Rong")

I am not Huang Zhong

I can't dance the bow

I want to use the bitter meat trick

I really feel pain

Oh oh oh oh

Ahhhhhhh

I I don’t have the heroic spirit of Zhou Yu Gongjin

I don’t have the power of Sun Quan Zhongmou

I don’t have the force of Lu Bu Fengxian

I don’t have the temper of Zhang Feiyide

Oh oh oh oh

Ahhhhhhhh

I am not Cheng Yu

I can also use tricks

He can forge false letters

I can also fake surrender

I don’t have the courage of Xiahou Yuanrang

Nor do I have the ability of Xiahou Miaocai

I don’t have the ambition of Yuan Shu

I don’t have the black heart of Dong Zhuo

Oh oh oh oh

Ahhhhhhh

I'm not Wolong

I can't breathe the wind

I'm good at water fighting

I don't know anything else

I don't have a left As weird as Ci

Not as popular as Zhao Yun

Oh oh oh

Ahhhhhh

I’m not Huang Zhong

I can’t dance the bow

My face is not red

I have a bad temper

I am not Zhao Zilong

I am not like Liu Chuanfeng

(What? I have sung so much and you still don’t know who I am...I am Huang Gai! )

About winter [Political Edition]

Soon I will not need you. Please wipe away the tears from the corners of your eyes

There are no signs in the long night. Friends

Dear? Cry for me

Although the road ahead is too sad

I bless you with a smile

Although it is raining despite facing the wind

I dismiss you in the wind and rain

I will cherish myself more in the days without you

Without me You have to reflect on yourself in the years to come

You asked me when I would remove you

I also asked myself softly

I don’t know when it will be at this time.

I think it will probably be in winter

New Mandarin Duck and Butterfly Dream [Accounting Edition]

The first meeting is like that east flowing water that leaves me and cannot be left behind

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Zhonghui

My heart is so troubled

I will never be able to read the high school diploma and I will never be able to read it again

The auditing subject is even more difficult to understand

The reason is that only the teacher laughs Who hears students crying?

The path of accounting is so hard

Should I change departments quickly or should I continue studying?

I am very sad that I made the wrong decision

Accounting seems to be a promising career path

But who can survive four years safely?

Junior meeting, middle meeting, high meeting and successful meeting

Teachers don’t know how to ask students to read

It’s better to fend for themselves

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