Funny sketch script-multi-person performance-two visits to the cottage (sketch musical script)

(a table with objects such as gavel)

First (wearing robes and holding folding fans): Good evening, leaders, teachers and students! (fuels) Today, we are all gathered together, and I want to tell you a story-telling story (throwing off the folding fan)-Liu, Guan and Zhang San care about the thatched cottage! (slapping the gavel and closing the folding fan) It is said that at the end of the Eastern Han Dynasty, there was a world dispute ...

Liu (dragging a pile of shoe boxes): Eh, have a look! A pair of leather shoes is two and a half dollars! Jumping off a building and bleeding on sale! After this village, there will be no such shop!

First (rushing to stop): What are you doing?

push an old No.28 bicycle with a big bag on the back. Singing while walking, tuning "Red Sorghum"): Change rice, change rice, change rice, change rice, change rice, change rice!

First (abandoning Liu Qu's rush to pass)

Zhang (carrying two butcher knives): Eh, Li pig was just killed this morning, fresh! (Right first) Man, beat two Jin of pork!

first: no! Go, go, go What are you all doing here? When the farmers' market here! Didn't you see the show? Go, go, go Get out of the way! (will three people out) ladies and gentlemen, I'm sorry, let's continue. It is said that Liu Bei, after zhongshan jing wang, was born with the appearance of an emperor, a tiger step and a dragon shape!

Liu: aye aye, I am Liu Bei.

Guan: Guan Yu!

Zhang: I'm Zhang Fei!

first: (surprised) ladies and gentlemen, I've been talking about storytelling all my life, and this is the first time I've known Liu, Guan and Zhang like this! (Turn to three people) Yo, it's three heroes! I've heard a lot about you!

Liu guanzhang: you're welcome.

first: weren't you in the eastern Han dynasty? Why are you doing business here?

Liu: Sir, I don't know. The unit policy is enlivened, and my old section chief has been squeezed out by the new young man Dou!

Guan: The factory optimized the combination, and I, a technician, was laid off.

Zhang: Not to mention me, I used to be the warehouse keeper of that meat factory. Once I found a sick pig in the warehouse, I threw it out. Who knows, the factory director saw it, and he dragged me back by the sick pig and threw me out!

first: hey-that's bad luck! So, three, how's business now?

Liu guanzhang: business? Alas!

Liu: (I'm annoyed recently, singing) I'm annoyed recently, annoyed, annoyed, and I always feel that my life is a little extreme. The quality of leather shoes is so bad that others will get a refund as soon as they buy them! Alas!

Guan: (I'm annoyed recently, singing) I'm annoyed recently. I'm annoyed. I'm annoyed. I haven't changed half of a load of rice. Everyone in the city is smart and capable, so they don't come to buy rice to cook. Alas!

Zhang: (I am more annoyed recently, singing) I am more annoyed recently, more annoyed than you, and more annoyed than you! I always feel that money is getting harder to earn every day.

Xian, Liu and Guan: What do you mean?

Zhang: It's getting harder and harder to sell a pig a day!

Liu, Guan and Zhang: alas, it's difficult!

first of all, it is difficult to do individual business now. Why don't the three of us form a partnership? As the saying goes: Together Brothers, its profits are cut off.