He Jiong: Hello everyone, I am the super happy Xiao He
Ma Li: I am Marry from the Northeast
He Jiong: In this happy New Year, We are super happy and have launched the experiential activity of "showing off your unhappiness to cushion my super happiness"
Ma Li: This activity was personally created by the president of our super happy insole, Mr. Fudie
p>He Jiong: As soon as our event was launched on Weibo, we received enthusiastic responses from netizens. In less than a year, several netizens shared their unhappiness
Ma Li: Wow, it’s so intense. We will choose the two most unlucky ones to experience the super happiness on the mat.
He Jiong: Before that, we have to take to the streets to interview some random people. Passers-by
Ma Li: Yes, there are many passers-by of different ages here today. Let’s see how unfortunate they are.
He Jiong: Hey, lady, may I ask? Do you have any unhappy things to share with us?
Ma Li: Does it have anything to do with you
He Jiong: Are you unhappy about the interview? Tell me
Ma Li: Are you sick
He Jiong: Hey, please tell me
Ma Li: Hey, what are you filming? Do you know that we have human rights? Do you know what you are filming? Stop filming. Stop filming
Ma Li: Hello, kid, what grade are you in?
He Jiong: Third grade
Ma Li: Then tell your aunt what grade you feel you are least in right now. What is the happy thing?
He Jiong: I am not happy every day because I am under great pressure every day. I have to learn a lot of things
After I learn English, I also need to learn painting. After I finished painting, I had to learn to do the splits. I asked my dad why I wanted to do the splits. My dad said
Just do the splits if you are told. There is so much nonsense
Okay, I'm going to do the splits. Goodbye, aunt
Ma Li: Goodbye
He Jiong: Excuse me, aunt, are you happy?
Ma Li: Happiness, happiness. I have a job now, my children are filial, and the elderly are in good health. I am happy.
He Jiong: What are you unhappy about?
Ma Li: What?
He Jiong: Unhappiness
Ma Li: What is unhappiness?
Ma Li: Big brother, you must be unhappy in this environment. Then share with us why you are unhappy
He Jiong: When you meet a close friend, a thousand cups are too little. The consequences of drunk driving are serious. Please remember to drink and not drive. . drink. . Don't be greedy
Iron doors, iron windows, iron chains, I am in prison. . .
He Jiong: Wow, I am so unhappy. Fortunately, we are super happy. Today, we selected friends who thought they were very, very unhappy from the tens of thousands of people to come and experience it with us. What kind of troubled lives do they have at the event? Dear friends at the event, come and welcome them with warm applause
He Jiong: Hello everyone, I am super happy. I am the most unlucky person to experience the experience, selected from the tens of thousands of people. I really feel that I am so lucky
I am very touched when I see everyone applauding me so enthusiastically today. I love you too. You are really so kind to me. I feel like crying.
Ma Li: Oh, p
He Jiong: It’s so scary
Ma Li: The little girl is quite timid
He Jiong: What a shame, I’m a boy
Ma Li: Oh, haha, I didn’t see it. She looks quite feminine.
He Jiong: no, no, no, no, this is not called femininity, this is the cuteness that is very popular on the Internet right now.
Ma Li: Cute p
He Jiong: Oh, it’s so scary
Ma Li: You said it’s normal for a weirdo like you to be unhappy. How could a strong and sturdy weirdo like me end up like you?
He Jiong: I heard that there is a very unfortunate lucky person today. It seems to be you. Why are you unhappy? Can't you find a job?
Ma Li: It’s hard to find a job, but with my strength, it’s not difficult to make a living
He Jiong: So you don’t have enough money?
Ma Li: How much money do you have to spend? Besides, no matter how much money you have, can you buy happiness?
He Jiong: I know you can’t afford a house
Ma Li: There are a few people who can afford a house now, but even if you can afford a house, it’s like living alone. Unhappy
He Jiong: Live alone, I know, I know, you are the legendary leftover girl of Gaolin
Ma Li: Which of your eyes can tell that I am old ( Squeeze your hands and twist your neck)
He Jiong: It’s so scary. Don’t worry, sit down and tell me how long you have been single.
Ma Li: Not that long, 30 years
He Jiong: Oops, you should be used to it, right?
Ma Li: What do you mean, being single is against the law? Being single is a sin.
He Jiong: No, I mean you can participate in those dating shows. For example, Mango Channel's Let's Date is very effective. Although they changed the broadcast of Ma Li: Every Saturday at 13:30, the ratings and success rate are quite high
Have you been there?
He Jiong: You can’t just go once, you have to go often
Ma Li: More than once
He Jiong: How many times have you been there
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Ma Li: 28 times
He Jiong: Oh, I really go a lot
Ma Li: Teacher He said that every time I go, I beat the male guests until they are bloody. The male guests didn’t dare to participate in the show. How could Teacher He say that I hit someone? He was slandering me. Later, when I got angry, I beat Teacher He.
He Jiong: It’s so scary. Have you ever thought about it? The reason why you don’t love you because men think you are too masculine
Ma Li: What the hell, isn’t it because you men are becoming more and more women, so we women have to become more and more men?
He Jiong: Really? Thinking
Ma Li: Thinking about it, I tell you, with this kind of weird card, you will definitely not find a girlfriend
He Jiong: How do you know that I have been single for more than 50 years? That’s why they think I’m the unluckiest one. How did you guess it?
Ma Li: Do you even need to guess which girl has such strong taste?
He Jiong: But I still I feel that there must be a fairy-tale girl who can understand my fairy-tale cute world
Ma Li: Hey, hey, let me tell you, even the children in the kindergarten think you are naive
He Jiong: Then I should change it
Find someone who complements me in this direction, for example, someone who is very rough
Ma Li: You, look at what I am doing, what do you mean, I will tell you not to think too much
He Jiong: Otherwise Follow me Mengmeng
Ma Li: No
He Jiong: Wow, they just came to our experience event and didn’t have time to cushion our super happiness. It seems that there are already some The spark of love is there. Next, let’s let them experience what it’s like to fall in love instantly after being extremely happy, successfully enter the marriage hall, and live a warm family life. This obviously requires spending time. Let’s hurry up and listen to the unhappiness expressed by passers-by after some time.
Ma Li: Hey, hey, hey, which TV station are you from? Where are you broadcasting? I just participated in a large TV series. I am very versatile in shooting. Let me sing a song for you.
He Jiong: No, why are you unhappy?
Ma Li: I can also sing unhappy songs. Door iron, window iron chain
He Jiong: Thank you very much
Ma Li: Hey, I can do it elsewhere
Ma Li: Hello young man
He Jiong: (Looking)
Ma Li: Hello, I want to ask you what unhappy things you have.
He Jiong: Huh?
Ma Li: Are you unhappy?
He Jiong: (ran away)
Ma Li: Hey, don’t run away
He Jiong: Hey, wow, this is a moment. Sorry to bother you. It seems that you are not very happy. Is there anything unhappy? Is there anything unhappy?
Ma Li: I am going crazy. I'm going crazy
He Jiong: What's wrong?
Ma Li: I've been waiting in line all night and the salesperson told me it's out of stock. No love. Am I going crazy? 4s I might as well die (twist away)
He Jiong: Movies for adults, movies for adults to watch, movies for adults
Ma Li: Catch him Don't run and catch him
Ma Li: Wow, it's really unfortunate, but luckily we have our super happiness. I'm very happy to tell you that the two experiencers have formed after using our super happiness. Let’s take a look at the life of the small family