Zhao: Hurry up. You will be announced as an Olympic torchbearer soon. Hurry up!

song; Hurry up, what does it have to do with you? Put the chair down quickly, I have to take a break quickly.

Zhao: It's not too slow yet!

(Zhao Benshan puts the chair down, Song Dandan sits down and holds out his left hand)

Zhao: What are you doing?

song: what are you talking about? Remember, stretching your left hand is water, stretching your right hand is to shut up, stretching your left foot is to rub your legs, and stretching your right foot is to kiss, do you hear?

(Song Dandan raises his left leg and Zhao Benshan squats down to rub it)

Zhao: Let me tell you something, my wife. Let's go to the scene later. Don't let me rub your leg. Please save me some face.

song: cherish the opportunity. after running the torchbearer, if you want to touch this leg again, you won't be able to touch it.

Zhao: What's the matter? Can it run away from this leg?

song: what kind of leg is this?

Zhao: cold legs.

Song: Wrong, this is not an ordinary leg, it is the left leg of an Olympic torchbearer.

Zhao: Ham.

(Liu Liu goes on stage)

Liu: Oh, uncle and aunt, you are here. Go and get ready.

song: and you are?

(Song Dandan gets up and says to Liu Liu)

Liu: I'm Xiao Liu, the host today.

Song: I'm Baiyun, and this is my assistant Xiaohei.

Liu: Uncle, I'm telling you, our program has changed a little today.

Zhao: Don't change. She wants to be a torchbearer for half a year.

Liu: We did an online survey, and finally found out that netizens have a very high voice for you as a torchbearer, and now your support rate has surpassed that of your aunt.

(Zhao Benshan and Song Dandan look at each other)

Zhao: Public opinion.

Liu: So in the end, our organizing committee decided to let netizens write questions today, and let two old people answer them on the spot. Finally, according to the support rate on the Internet, we decided who the farmers torchbearers in northern Liaoning were today. Now that the question of netizens has come out, first of all, let's make a simple survey of two candidates for Olympic torchbearers. Netizen asked: Our torchbearers need to run a long distance when passing the Olympic flame. The two old people are over 8 years old. How far can you run? You must tell the truth!

(Zhao Benshan raises his hand and answers)

Zhao: I run for two miles.

(Zhao Benshan to Song Dandan)

Zhao: Tell the truth!

song: I don't think this question should be a problem. Because this is something that can be exercised. No one was born running. Answer over.

Liu: Keep listening. The questions raised by netizens require two old people to answer first. Please listen carefully. What sports make people worry?

(Song Dandan stands up to answer)

Song: Football!

Liu: What kind of exercise is more worrying?

Song: China Football!

Liu: Please ask the two old people to continue listening to the topic. The Olympic Games is an international event, and it is best for our torchbearers to know a little foreign language. How do you say tea in English?

(Song Dandan stands up to answer)

Song: tea!

Liu: green tea?

(Zhao Benshan stands up to answer)

Zhao: green tea.

Liu: Now some netizens ask, Who is the father of modern Olympics?

(Zhao Benshan gets up)

Zhao: Whose father?

Liu: The father of modern Olympics. What's his name?

song: I don't know anything. Why do you stand up?

Zhao: I'm afraid you'll rob me.

Liu: Then we have to cancel this question!

Liu: Oh, well, at present, online voting shows that aunt's votes are very close to uncle's. Oh, now she has surpassed uncle's.

song: look at my popularity.

Liu: The last question is like this. Please tell the torchbearer candidates about their love affair with the Olympic flame.

(Song Dandan comes first)

Song: Thanks to Tieling TV, Liaoning TV, and possibly

CCTV in the future, thanks to my family, my friends, my fans and those loyal "white mice". Without you, there would be no Ms. Baiyun today. Today, on this grand occasion, I want to reveal a secret that has been hidden for many years. I am a premature baby. When I came to this world, the first word I said was not mom but dad. I have been attached to fire since I was a child. When I was three years old, I played with fire, which caused a huge fire at home. When I was six or seven years old, I accidentally put on a brazier, and I still have marks on my hips. When I was a teenager, I got on the train and was introduced by a cook to a black soil that made me burn all my life. From then on, I lived a miserable life. I often ask myself why I came to earth in a low-paying fire, and why I had an indissoluble bond with fire. Today I finally understand that I was born for the Olympic torchbearer. This is what my mother said to me yesterday.

Zhao: alas, alas, your mother has been dead for more than thirty years!

song: I dreamed of it. How! My mother said to me, Yun, you were born by the fire, you are fire of life, and the Olympic torchbearer must be you!

Zhao: Why didn't your mother say you came by rocket?

Song: Why, my mother also said that if anyone dares to compete with you for the position of the torchbearer, your father and I will take him away!

Liu: Now this competition has reached a white-hot stage. Let's say something next.

Zhao: It's a dead hand. I won't dispute it. Let's give this opportunity to my wife.

(Song Dandan points to Zhao Benshan)

Song: I gave up!

Zhao: If you don't give up, you will die!

Liu: The results of our online voting have been obtained. Dear friends, I declare that the last candidate for the 28 Beijing Olympic Games is Uncle Black Soil.

(Song Dandan gets up crying and wants to leave, and Zhao Benshan goes to pull Song Dandan)

Zhao: Stop crying. According to my wife, it's all decided by the common people. We belong to the same family, so it's an honor for everyone.

song: but I can't stand it. how can you live when you are me? now you can't bully me like I bully you!

Zhao: I can't be my wife. No matter what I am, I am your wife.

song: does my gesture still work?

Zhao: Your gesture definitely works.

(Song Dandan reaches out his right hand and tilts his left and right feet)

Zhao: Drink water, shut up, rub your legs and kiss your old mouth.

Zhao: You should be happy that I became a torchbearer! What a wonderful thing, isn't it? I can't live if you don't bully me all my life.

Liu: Dear friends, now we welcome Uncle Black Soil to give his acceptance speech.

Zhao: ok! (Shouting and clapping)

Zhao: Today, what about me? Unexpectedly, I'm eighty ... (Shouting and clapping)

Liu: Uncle, this is a souvenir of our activity.

(Zhao Benshan holds Song Dandan's hand with the torch)

Zhao: Baby, come on, the centennial Olympic Games, 28, let me catch up! (Shouting)