Do you want a musical script? (There is music in it for reference)

I have one here, take a look (it’s quite funny~~):

Script of "The New Snow White"

Brief description: Snow White

Characters

Queen: Hatred of all beautiful people, unscrupulous, trapped by jealousy.

Wizard: Bewitched by the queen's beauty, he did not hesitate to commit adultery with her.

Assassins A and B: The wizard’s subordinates, those with low IQs.

Prince: A bad boy who was addicted to amusement, was used by the wizard to kill Snow White, but in the end his conscience found out and he went to find true love.

Snow White: A beautiful and kind-hearted person; the prince’s online lover.

Seven, dwarfs: Two cynical people who see through the world and have unique and funny views on love and life.

Santa Claus (part-time announcer).

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Act 1

Announcement: Once upon a time, there lived a vicious queen and a dissolute prince in a ghastly castle

. (The prince is surfing the Internet, and the queen is dressing up)

Queen: I am the queen, the embodiment of beauty and power. Cough, but time is not forgiving... Since taking Taitai Oral Liquid

I have regained my confidence as a woman. It’s great to be a woman! Don't you believe it? If you don’t believe me, just ask my magic mirror.

(Ask the mirror)

Who is more beautiful than me in the world

(Music: Magic Mirror)

Mirror (narration): No more, queen, you are the most beautiful woman in the world.

Queen (showing satisfaction): Haha, only I am the most beautiful woman in the world. By the way, I forgot to introduce you to me.

I also have a handsome and charming son. I will take you to see him right now.

(Look back, walk forward, freeze frame)

Narration: The prince in the castle is well-fed and carefree, but in fact he is empty and lonely. Spending time on the Internet all day long...

Prince: The Internet is a good thing. I have discovered a new place in the past two days. www.WorldBeauty.com is absolutely on point! ! ! ! I will take you to see it now.

(All the beauties are filing forward, music, crazy, stage steps)

Prince: Not bad, not bad. It's a pity that it's out of reach. I just recently met a new girl online, her name is Asha. Stop by and see her.

(QQ "Crazy", ready to chat, freeze frame)

Narration: In the forest outside the castle, there lives a quiet and beautiful Snow White.

Princess: Hey! Ah Feng is online and sent me a message!

(QQ "Silly", start chatting, the music is "You are the wind, I am the sand")

(QQ action, raise the sign)

qqCrazy: Silly, I haven’t seen you for a few days. How are you doing?

QQ Silly: Crazy, don’t worry, I’m fine! und du!

QQ crazy: Alas, life is unsatisfactory nine times out of ten! And my stinky mutter.

QQ Silly: Be strong, maybe tomorrow won’t be a good one, but a better tomorrow will definitely come!

qqCrazy: Silly, luckily I always have you by my side.

Narration: Hey, you see, no one on the Internet cares that you are a dog.

qq silly::) I will always be by your side. Für immer......

qq crazy: Take the flower bush to look back lazily, half destined to practice Taoism and half destined to be a king.

(Rose)

qq silly: (smiley face)

(The queen steps forward)

Queen: Wanger~

(The prince discovered Someone stood beside me and hurriedly blocked the monitor, turned around and saw the queen with a playful smile)

Prince: Mother, why are you here? Hey, I see you are much more beautiful today. It seems that the wizard's wife's oral liquid is really effective. Hey, why do you still have a few beards? (Queen, Bian Prince)

Queen: You dead boy!

(Pushing the prince away and seeing the computer screen)

Queen (to the audience): World Beauty Network? No wonder Wang'er hasn't grown taller recently, only beans.

Prince: Mother, you have misunderstood. I am collecting thesis materials!

Queen: I still don’t know about those colorful intestines of yours?

Prince: I, I, I, I didn’t!

Queen: Go, go, go read a book. Study hard and you will be admitted to CDHK next year. There are many beauties there!

Prince: Really? For the beauty, I went!

Queen (staring): Go quickly!

(The prince ends)

(QQ is "crazy" ends)

(The queen sits down next to the computer)

Queen: Hum , World Beauty Network? Is there anyone more beautiful than me in this world? I'd like to see!

(Input, search)

Queen: Wer ist die sch?neste Frau in der Welt?

(Princess cutscene, music, lifelong beauty, raising placards )

(qq "silly")

(The queen was shocked)

The queen (angry, shouting): Here comes someone!

Act 2

(The wizard appears, music, mission impossible)

(The wizard poses, turns around)

Wizard: Two Ten years ago, I was the 18th generation head of the Might and Magic Sect. I could get wind and rain whenever I wanted. Ever since I met the Queen and gained her respect, my love for her has been like a surging river, or like the Yellow River flooding out of control! Now I live in seclusion in the harem

Heh heh...

Queen (shouting): Come quickly!

(The wizard comes to the queen and steps forward)

Wizard: The villain is here.

Queen (beating the wizard): Where did your kid die?

Wizard: The villain deserves to die, the queen should calm down. However, the queen is also so charming when she is angry.

Queen (satisfied): Really?

(The wizard and the queen exchanged glances)

(Music, "most beautiful", dancing)

The queen (changed color, pointed at the computer): Don't do this, Why is there someone more beautiful than me here? ! ! !

Wizard: Who? Who dares to compete with my queen? ! snow White?

Queen: Huh!

Wizard: Queen, do you want it?

(Make a murderous gesture)

(The Queen nodded, smiling sinisterly)

The Wizard (poses, takes out the crystal ball): Queen, this is me The latest research results-Crystal Ball Browser. It fully

supports powerful functions such as wireless Internet access, remote access, and online video. Through it, the queen can see with her own eyes how

Snow White died.

(The Queen nods)

Wizard: 008! The boss has a project!

(The wizard took out his mobile phone and went to the sidelines while playing)

Act 3

(Music, 007, 008 came on stage, posing)

(Throw the shoe, 008 dies)

Audience: I have been waiting for 3 years! ! ! ! Why should I give you a project?

(stage manager, carry it down)

Act 4

Queen: Is this your good disciple?

Wizard: Accident, definitely an accident!

(Turn around)

Wizard: Li Dachong, are you still sleeping? It's your turn!

Act 5

(Music, Huang Feihong)

(Second disciple, holding a kitchen knife and waving it on the stage)

Second disciple: I The blue dragon on the left, the white tiger on the right, the old cow on the waist, the dragon head on the chest, kill people when they meet, kill Buddha when they meet! Killing a little

Snow White wants me to take action, what a waste of talent!

(Knocking on the door with a kitchen knife in hand)

(The princess came on the stage to open the door, and the killer raised the knife to chop)

Narration: At that time, the kitchen knife was just a few steps away from the princess. 0.0001 mm, but...

Princess: You sell kitchen knives, right? That's great. How do you know that my kitchen knife is kaputt? How much? I bought it!

(Second disciple, dull)

Princess: It’s a cold day, come in and warm yourself up by the fire!

(The second disciple was dull again)

Princess: Why don’t you say anything? How much is it?

(The second disciple is still dull)

The second disciple: This, this, this is not for sale!

Princess: No money? No, why don't you take a lollipop? I'll accept this kitchen knife! ! !

(The second disciple was sent out inexplicably)

(The second disciple looked at the apple and was moved)

Second disciple: It’s so beautiful, so beautiful! ! ! ! I decided not to kill anyone again and go home to sell roasted sweet potatoes (Shandong dialect)

(End with scratching my head)

Act 6

Queen: They are all losers

(Exit in a hurry)

Wizard: Loving someone is so difficult!

Wizard: What should we do? Since swords and guns are useless, the only option is to use poison! schau mal! smiley buns. This is the secret recipe passed down from our ancestors

It is refined using the highly toxic crane crown red and Indian sacred oil for 7749 days. After taking it, you are guaranteed to follow three steps

He is enchanted and carefree, and vomits blood and dies within five steps. The truth is: Traveling at home is a must-have medicine for killing people and silencing them!

(Offsite: Where can I buy it?)

Wizard: This classmate asked a good question. Ningyuan Building 624, 24 hours service.

(The prince strolls on stage)

Prince: Wizard, come on. What are some great feature films coming out recently?

Wizard (waving his hand): Go, go, go!

(Wizard, turned around, rolled his eyes, yes)

Wizard (waving): Come back, come back! What’s so good about the movie? I’ll take you to meet a real beauty!

Prince (overjoyed): OK, OK.

Act 7

Narration: The prince thought that the wizard would take him to pick up the most beautiful woman in the world. Who knew that the wizard was using the prince to realize his conspiracy. So they came to the intersection of Siping Road and Chifeng Road

(On the road, the wizard was lying on the ground, covered with white cloth, with a basket of steamed buns next to him, and the prince was kneeling behind him, standing beside him

A sign "Selling buns to bury father", tree comes on)

(Princess comes on, prince cries)

Princess (looking around): Where is the cry coming from? How pitiful!

Prince: All right.

Come and see, I buried my father by selling buns! It’s been several days! Miss, come and take a look!

(The princess stepped forward and shook her head)

Princess: How pitiful! Let me help him!

(Princess handed over one hundred yuan)

Princess: Take it! Go to the burial now!

Prince: Das ist so nett von dir! Miss, you are not only beautiful, but also have such a kind heart! You can take these buns.

Go ahead.

Princess: No need.

(Turn around and walk)

(The prince stood up and stepped forward)

Prince: Miss, these are no ordinary buns. This is a smiley bun. If you eat it, you will definitely be radiant and youthful

Forever!

Princess: No, no. Need not!

Prince: No, you must hold it. This is my wish, otherwise I will be very uneasy.

Princess: Then I’ll take one!

(Turn around and leave)

Prince (rushing): Miss, this bun must be eaten while it is hot to be effective!

Princess: Really?

Prince: Yes, yes, eat it while it’s hot!

(The princess takes a bite, turns around, and leaves)

(The prince and the wizard look at each other)

Princess: Why are you so dizzy?

(The prince and the wizard laughed evilly)

(The princess suddenly felt pain, turned around, and pointed at the king and the wizard)

Princess: You, you, you!

(The wizard is satisfied, the prince is surprised)

Prince: How could this happen? You didn't say yes, you just...

Wizard: Hehe, she actually ate poisonous buns. Tschü?!

(The prince was angry and shook the wizard)

Princess (confession): It’s a pity that I haven’t even seen the crazy side. Just...

Prince: What? Crazy? Could it be that you are... What is your QQ number?

Princess: 304098648

Prince: Huh? Are you really stupid? I am crazy! 304098648

(Music, you are the wind, I am the sand)

(Prince, run to the princess, kneel down)

Prince: Why am I so confused? ah! I look back lazily at the flowers, half destined to practice Taoism and half destined to be a king. It's no longer interesting for me to live alone in this world.

(Music, Butterfly Lovers)

(Hit the wall, tragic words)

Act 8

(Seven, dwarfs come on the stage, body Wear strange costumes, music, i believe)

Seven: My last name is Seven, my name is Seven

Dwarf: My last name is Short, my name is Dwarf

Seven A dwarf: A person's life is the process of finding love. Everyone has to find four people in his life.

Seven: The first is yourself

(step forward)

Dwarf: The second is the person you love most

(Step forward)

Dwarf: The third one is the one who loves you most

(Seven steps forward)

Dwarf, Seven One: The fourth one is the person who is spending his whole life

(The two took a step forward at the same time, looked at each other, and found that they were not.

Shaking his head, he retreated to his original position)

Seven dwarves turned to him: First you will meet the person you love most and experience the feeling of love

The dwarves turned to seven: because Understand the feeling of being loved, so you can find the person who loves you most

The two of them turned back: When you experience loving and being loved, and learn how to love, you will know what love is and find you. The love that you really need

and is most suitable for you

(Read the next paragraph quickly, and faster and faster)

Two people at the same time: But Sadly, in real life, these three types of people are often not the same kind of people

Seven: The one you love most is often not the one who loves you most

Dwarf: The most Those who love you are often not the ones you love the most

Seven: So, when he loves you, he really loves you, but when he doesn’t love you, he really doesn’t love you

Dwarf: So, when you love him, you really love him, but when you don’t love him, you really don’t love him

Seven: There is no way to pretend that he doesn’t love you when he loves you. If he loves you, he can't pretend to love you when he doesn't love you

Dwarf: When you love him, you can't pretend not to love him, and when you don't love him, you can't pretend to love him

Seven, dwarf: Oh! ! !

(Santa Claus comes on the scene and beats the two of them up)

Old man: Oh. Oh, you guys! Completely disregarding the feelings of the audience. Get out of here.

(Look at the prince)

Old man: But yes, since ancient times, the eternal topic of love has interpreted so many tragic and tragic stories

! But how many people can understand his true meaning! (Look at the prince) This pair of fateful couple, although the prince spent his life wandering, he was able to repent in the end, which can be regarded as the seed of infatuation. Everyone said, do you want me, the omnipotent Santa Claus, to come and save them? (Ask the audience)

(Ask Shi Yihui)

Old man: Okay, give Teacher Shi face today and I will save them!

Act 9

Narration: Several years later, the queen has become old and faded, but she still loves beauty and looks in the mirror so much! One day

(glass breaking, screaming)

Narration: However, a pair of happy mandarin ducks were finally made!

(The Queen mops the floor)

Wizard: Madam, I am back.

Queen: My husband is back!

Wizard: Thank you, madam, for grinding the tofu. Thank you, madam, for grinding the tofu.

Queen: My husband, you know how to eat tofu while I am mopping the floor!

Wizard: Thank you for your hard work, madam!

Queen: Thank you for your hard work, Mr.

Wizard: Madam, my crystal ball browser won the Nobel Prize.

Queen: Congratulations, sir.

Wizard: Come on, let’s go to Little Shandong to have a meal.

(The end of the wizard and the queen)

Narration: Women are not cute because they are beautiful, they are beautiful because they are cute. Poverty should not be ashamed, and wealth should not be shown off.

There is no essential difference between fine food and fine food!

Narration: The princess came to cdhk and took charge of student work.

(Princess enters)

Narration: After that painful experience, although she still often surfs the Internet, she no longer believes in illusory online love.

Because she was already frustrated with this (Xin Shi Yihui).

(Princess tidying up)

Princess: It’s time to get off work and I still have to go to 580.

Narration: As for the prince, after five years of hard work, he was finally admitted to the Sino-German College's graduate program in the year when the new cdhk building was completed.

But due to the pressure of the postgraduate entrance examination, on the day when the results were released...

Prince: We must choose a prime location in Tongji and hire a German designer.

If you want to build the most high-end building. The elevator enters the home directly, and the minimum classroom size is 80 square meters. Broadband, air conditioning, TV, everything that can be connected will be connected to him. There is a coffee bar upstairs and a library downstairs. There was a security guard standing in the building. He was wearing a wig and looked like a very gentleman. As soon as the students come in, they have to say "Darf ich Ihnen helfen" regardless of whether they have something to do or not. They speak authentic Hochdeutsch, which is doubly honorable. The textbooks are from Münschen, and the tuition alone costs tens of thousands per year. Just one word, awesome! People coming in and out either have master's degrees or Ph.D.s. If you have a bachelor's degree from Fudan University, you will be embarrassed to say hello to everyone. How many points do you think it takes to get into such a college? I think it should be 380 no matter what? 380? That’s Jiaotong University! Starting from 480. Don't be too high and don't expand enrollment yet. You have to study the test psychology of the candidates. Candidates who can score 380 points don't even care about getting 100 points more. What is a successful candidate? Successful candidates do not test for the best, but only test for the highest!

(Enter the doctor, take away the prince)

Doctor: Why did you let the guy in bed 339 escape again?

Prince: So our principle is not to seek the best, but to seek the highest!

(Seven, raise placards, come on stage)

(Music, actors take curtain call!!!!!)