Part 1 of a self-deprecating copywriting to describe one’s lack of brains
1. The sun comes out and shines on the earth! Welcome to the show! If you ask me which one I am, I will be nicknamed Xiao Gong Li!
2. What kind of environmental pressure forced the distant ancestors of mankind to stand up.
3. Even if you are a piece of shit, one day you will meet a dung beetle. So you don’t have to worry too much about yourself today.
4. Flowers are blooming like clouds and smoke, lights and feasting are fleeting; old love and hatred have faded away; people with the same last name are talking and laughing.
5. When a man is dumped, it’s about money; when a woman is dumped, it’s about appearance. When I was dumped, there’s something wrong with your fucking head.
6. There are pitfalls everywhere
7. When people face happiness, they will suddenly become timid. Seizing happiness actually requires more courage than enduring pain.
8. A good man does not have a good wife, and a lazy man marries a slut.
9. People I like don’t like me, and people I don’t like don’t like me even more.
10. People say that I look shabby, but my mother is very fond of me. My mother said that when she took me to the park when I was a child, many people gathered around and asked my mother: "Sister, where did you buy this monkey?" ?” Now I’ve grown!
11. When we taste this sourness, the only thing we can do is blame ourselves: If I could wear that dress a few more times, if I had enough courage to say to him... That would be What a blessing.
12. It’s so ridiculous to see relationships. At first, I thought you were just a passerby, but I didn’t expect you to become my darling. I once thought you were the dearest, but in the end, I was just a passerby.
13. "If love has God's will", nothing can separate us, "as long as we are together", no matter how many ups and downs there are, as long as we are "happy", I want "the next life will still wait" you". Happy birthday, hubby!
14. I also wanted to spend my whole life wandering, but I accidentally fell in love with someone.
15. As for loving all things and all living beings, I think I just have to take care of myself first and not harm others.
16. Don’t always scold me for hating iron and not being able to turn into steel. Don’t you know that iron can’t be turned into steel?
17. A quiet smile with endless sadness. The cold face hides unspeakable heartache.
18. My excellence does not make me arrogant, nor do I feel arrogant because of my greatness. I thought that this would be the only way for a girl to have a secret affection for me, but until now, I still don’t have any signs or clues.
19. I really miss you, but I dare not disturb you.
20. The inner desolation and hopelessness cannot be healed by time. Part 2 of a self-deprecating copywriting to describe my lack of brains
21. I don’t know how I hurt your heart so deeply and made you so cruel. Maybe it’s my own fault. I really don’t know how to make up for it.
22. Don’t be too nice to me, I’m afraid that your initial enthusiasm will turn cold in the end
23. If you don’t receive any expression from me on Christmas Eve or Christmas Day, Please don't doubt our friendship, I'm just poor.
24. It is always my inadvertent hysteria that touches your final bottom line. It was too late to blame myself, I felt deeply guilty.
25. When everyone is drunk, I am alone awake; when the whole world is turbid, I am alone clear!
26. I always don’t want to study for 30 days a month.
27. We have experienced so much, and in the end all that is left is pain
28. One of the worst moments in life is when after watching a wonderful movie, the screen goes black. You are back to the mundane and boring reality of life.
29. Make other people’s money and to hell with poverty.
30. You don’t have to love me till death, as long as you stay with me for the rest of your life.
31. There are many ways to become a talent, not just going to college. You can choose according to the actual situation of yourself and your family. Depending on the situation, choose the path that suits you to continue your studies, put aside unnecessary self-blame and sinking, and as long as you work and study hard, you will definitely become a strong person in life.
32. Pop songs are everyone’s favorite, but if you want to do rock and roll, this is a painful belief; you love playing ice hockey, but the people next to you only know football, this is a painful belief; Everyone goes to the bar to drink, but you have to stay at home and see the world through a novel. This is a painful belief. —— David "Living According to Imagination"
33. In fact, I used to be quite tall, but it just shrunk after taking frequent showers.
34. Before getting married, I was like a free bird. And now it's a chained dog!
35. If you can’t even laugh, what right do you have to cry? ——A Feng
36. Why do you want me to blame myself again and again before you start school
37. A city that is too dazzling is not suitable for stargazing, just like your heart is not suitable for talking. stable.
38. It’s not that you really can’t live without me, you just need a recreational toy when you’re bored - Yuan Yan
39. Look at yourself on the scale, Are you embarrassed to say it’s my mother’s thoughtful little cotton-padded jacket? It’s just like a military coat!
40. When you hide in a small building, you rule the world by yourself. No one cares about what you like to write. Let it let the heat and coldness of the world outside, let it let the rain, snow, wind and frost, it has nothing to do with me. coherent! Part 3 of a self-deprecating copywriting to describe your lack of brains
41. Live well, there will be new blows every day.
42. Humble oaths always make me feel stuck, even if they are said over and over again.
43. Because I am not an ordinary person, I have never spoken Mandarin.
44. It turns out that God used the cheapest bones when he created you, so I forgive you, you don’t have to blame yourself
45. I love you, for the whole life Once upon a time, from ignorance to maturity, from impulsiveness to calmness. Thank you for giving me such joy.
46. Later, as long as there is someone who is even remotely similar to you, I want to do my best to be good to him.
47. Don’t care if you don’t want it. If you gain something, you will lose it. If someone leaves, someone will come.
48. My heart is full of sunshine, and everywhere the sunshine shines is desolate.
49. It’s useless no matter how handsome you are in front of the law.
50. This is the last time I cry, and this is also the last time I smile.
51. Beautiful and sad sentences that make people feel distressed. There is a feeling that is more painful than falling out of love, and that is self-inflicted.
52. I don’t count stars every day when I get off work. Can watch the sunrise.
53. If no one loves us, we will no longer love ourselves.
54. Even if there are dark clouds in my heart, I will be sunbathed to death, but the sunshine will not dissipate the dark clouds, and I will feel happy even if I sing sad songs! Thank you. I have been blamed for it. I’m sorry, my dear self!
55. Behind every successful man there is a woman, but I failed because there are two women behind me.
56. If what you give me is the same as what you give to others, then I don’t want it.
57. I may be too soft and sharp. I don’t have eyes as clear as autumn lakes. My eyes are only black and white of loneliness and anxiety. I laugh loudly but cry silently. I hate the mountains of people and It’s crowded and noisy, so I naturally don’t pray. How long can you remember me?
59. Being humble is a universal truth, and you and I are just one of them.
60. I am a special person, I am an ordinary person, so I am a particularly ordinary person. There are too many liars in the world and not enough fools.
1. Good times rarely come back. Don’t try to reunite with your old dreams at the best moments in your life.
2. If you can’t accompany me till the end of my life, it doesn’t matter when you leave.
3. Youth is running like crazy and then falling down beautifully
4. I feel so much now!
5. There is no map in life. We are let down along the way, ignite hope along the way, and find answers along the way.
6. If you are important, he will find a way to keep you.
7. No matter how prosperous the process is, it cannot change the ending of the relationship.
8. Those who say the sun is warm must have never seen you smile.
9. I am always unwilling to face reality and want to face the you in my dreams forever.
10. Everything is like a misaligned drawing, and everything in the past cannot be returned to the past.
11. I always want to make you jealous in this stupid way. Come and prove my position in your heart
12. People who value emotions will not end well, never will.
13. What’s wrong, I regret it, I want to give up, Come to me.
14. There are too many liars in the world, and obviously there are not enough fools.
15. If the wound is not deep, you will not know the pain, and if the relationship is not destroyed, you will not know the coldness. 16. After separation, you will need You are like missing the sweaty weather on a winter night
17. [I also dream about life and death, and dream about having someone to accompany me at the end of the year. ]
18. I always think of you in lonely nights, my dear, that is not longing, that is my ignorant expectation.
19. Do you feel that you are now the same person you once laughed at?
20. The biggest advantage of maturity is that you don’t want what you couldn’t get before.
21. How to keep the clouds when the wind decides to go away
22. Ignore those who love us, and love those who ignore us. We are all the same, deceiving ourselves the same way.
23. Reluctant to forget and unwilling to give up. . . . Then who, I want to forget you
24. The most regretful thing in life is to give up easily what should not be given up and stubbornly persist in what should not be persisted.
25. We all once thought that there are some things that cannot be let go.
26. If you were me, if you loved me as much as I love you, love me.
27. People always see the bright side, but few people think about how many thorns and bumps there are on the road to the throne of glory.
28. Don’t make me laugh when you’re angry, you know I can’t help it.
29. You can talk about love, but only a few of those who truly love you till the end will be sincere.
30. The person you love is no longer me
31. [Some girls are slovenly at home and are otakus. , she looks glamorous outside and is a queen. ]
32. Don’t complain that what your parents give you is not good enough, it may be all they have.
33. Why make yourself so embarrassed? In the end, you are not wronged...
34. Lying on the floor, facing the ceiling, as if trapped A cold and inescapable prison.
35. I am not afraid that one day everyone will abandon me.
36. If you don’t like it, don’t choose. If you like it, just stick to it. Being together is a kind of fate. Don’t It’s easy to make the people who like you cry and be sad. Cherish every minute together. Beautiful memories should be left to happiness and laughter. No matter what happens, don’t say you don’t like me easily. Don’t give up on this relationship easily. , because the person at the next stop may not be better than me.
37. One sentence, “So be it,” has saved so many people’s loss and despair. There are too many liars, and there are not enough fools - a classic hilarious story
I have traveled across mountains and seas, and I will not be able to return in three to five years.
"She makes jokes every day, steals the spotlight all the time, XXgy is covered in news G-spots, climaxes come and go, and it's hard to even think about being lonely," said one of the experts on the hodgepodge.
Across thousands of rivers and mountains there is always love
Dou Wentao said about the environmental movement: You can’t just love, you have to do it!
Junior sister, when you gain enlightenment someday, come and save me first.
In the days without you, I will ravage myself even more. In the days without me, you will ravage yourself...
In the past two days, my MSN has been like a person who speaks freely. The little cadres - either they couldn't get up, or they finally got up, but fell down again as soon as they spoke.
In fact, I have suffered from the phobia of blank schedules for many years.
I don’t work overtime. I won’t join you in class. I work overtime. Just add me in class.
A man's body was taken over by a vicious parasite. He tried every means to kill the parasites but failed. At the same time, he found that he had gradually become as cruel and evil as the parasite. In the end, he used the little reason he had to destroy himself. Kill, burn, and explode. Not even the parasites were left. This story is called "Remember a Happy Man".
Seize the throat of fate, but also the throats of the awesome ones. Otherwise, when you seize the throat of fate, the awesome ones will strangle you.
Reject "Transformers". Optimus Prime, a pure man with a slender waist and slender back and twinkling eyes, has turned into a big piece of post-modern scrap metal. How can it not be shocking and sad? I love the past and reject the present.
The past is gone, the future is always coming, and the present is always in the crotch.
Some comrades look deceptive from a distance, but flutter when seen up close. They are neither gourds nor gourds, floating up and down in the water. The leaders say it is fish maw, and the masses say it is urine. Comrades bet on the riverside. , I looked left and right, but no one could see a clue...
Caterpillars and maggots are quite similar, but butterflies and flies are absolutely different.
I am a heavy-mouthed person, so I plan to give up Coca-Cola and switch to drinking syrup.
Buy good things at reasonable prices, don’t buy inferior things at low prices.
There are too many liars and not enough fools.
I want to understand one big thing: the person who can marry Pan Jinlian may not be Ximen Qing.
A girl called "Treat the Rider with a Rider's Way" asked me on MSN: Can you do it tonight?
In a demolished bar, hold a non-existent performance and sing a song that has never been written to commemorate a dead person
Yue I increasingly feel that commercial films are better than art films, and TV series are better than movies.
I just saw a sentence on Maopu: The reality is so realistic, why should it be so realistic.
I heard that Lao Bao was leaving the capital, and the empress was very busy in the East and West Palaces. The empress in the east palace was baking big cakes, and the empress in the west palace was peeling green onions.
Come here to relieve your boredom. Looking at the mountains in the distance, there is a pot of steamed buns.
It is better to die than live as a bosom friend
Let your personality shine with your forehead
Natural disasters and man-made disasters are always competing to see who will win The future of the motherland.
Well, my favorite movie star is the one who plays "Fight Club" who is not sloppy and tired.
I originally thought it would be a tragedy, but it turned out to be a farce.
When it comes to love issues, you should convince people with virtue and your funny QQ personality: there are too many liars and there are obviously not enough fools.
Youth is like toilet paper. Just using it is not enough
Brother’s goal: peasant woman, mountain spring, some farmland
My friend’s name on his girlfriend’s cell phone is “him”. Later they broke up. It has become "it"...
Don't come to me if you have nothing to do, and don't come to me if you have something to do!
The sky is clear and the night is vast. Women disguise themselves as men and act like hooligans.
Life: get out of class is over... school is over... vacation... graduated... enough fun... old... regretful... dead
Youth is running like crazy and then falling down gorgeously.
In fact, we can boil all problems down into two types: one is caused by being hungry without food; the other is caused by being full.
After studying for more than ten years, I think it is easier to get along in kindergarten.
Don’t do something wrong and throw all the dirty water on yourself, and you still have to keep it to flush the toilet.
The cool thing about Xinwen Lianbo is that even if you keep changing channels, you can still watch a piece of news completely.
I am not your little raccoon, and I cannot have as much fun as you want.
You don’t need too many close friends, just two are enough. One will lend you money, the other will attend your funeral.
I will be your heart in the next life. At least if I don’t beat it, you will die.
When preparing for the exam, I wrote "Just Baidu, you will know" on the paper, which will make the marking teacher angry
I have been crazy about poverty recently and have no money to buy big cakes to eat, so I have to eat steamed buns; If you want to eat flatbread, flatten the steamed buns; if you want to eat noodles, use a comb to comb the steamed buns a few times!
The saddest thing is not that men are fake, but that women are stupid.
Is there anyone like me who wants to go to school during vacation and wants to have a vacation when going to school?
If I still remember you in the next life, I will never be with you.
I never tidy the room because I am a messy room beauty.
Marriage Trilogy: In the first year, the man is talking and the woman is listening; in the second year, the woman is talking and the man is listening; in the third year, the man and woman are talking together and the neighbor is listening. listen.
My computer is old and innocent, and it can’t stand the black screen when it comes to pornographic topics.
Book me two tickets to heaven. I want to find Yuelao.
You are as pure as milk, and this milk is called Sanlu!
Smoking is better than women, because it only hurts the lungs, not the heart.
The art of being mean is to show your own style while being mean.
It is said that women are like clothes, and sisters are brands that you cannot afford to wear
I want people all over the world to know that I am very low-key
Hear The teacher said he was going to fine him again, so I knew he had spent all his salary
Funny QQ talk: The coquettishness of the soul is the real coquettishness in the bones.
Whoever dares to invade China again, we can only send them a sentence in Chinese: Light a lamp in the toilet (seeking death).
The fool stole the beggar's wallet, and the blind man saw it. The mute roared, which startled the deaf man. The lame man flew up, and the madman said: Oh, everyone, please be sensible
Others hold hands, while I hold my dog, let’s walk around, take a stroll, and see who doesn’t like it and take a few bites
Even if you take off your heavy makeup, my grandma will look better than you.
Looking for him Qianbaidu. Suddenly looking back, that person was already at the marriage registration office.
I finally know why you have to "lick" Oreos, because then no one will dare to snatch them. .
Every morning when I get up, I read the Forbes list of richest people. If my name is not on it, I go to work.
There are too many liars and not enough fools.
I am the princess who kills thorns and dragons on the road, travels across rivers and climbs to the top of the tower, and is responsible for kissing you awake.
If eating more fish can replenish the brain and make people smarter, then you have to eat at least a pair of whales...
If the water is clear, there will be no fish, and if the people are humble, they will be invincible. .
If you treat me as a game, I will cheat and torture you to death.
Dare you curse me for buying instant noodles without seasoning packets? I curse you for buying instant noodles only with seasoning packets!
Whether you are cheap or not, the mistress is there. Infertility. You are two or not two, the two is there, neither three nor four.
Stop! Don't run away! These days, even pig manure is unreliable!
Experts recommend not sleeping more than 24 hours a day! Just enough is enough, don’t go too far!
There is a poop on your head! Who dares to step on your head!