Be kind and have your own opinion

(nonsensical campus comedy)

Characters: Little Handsome Sheep, Little Sweet Sheep, Gentleman Wolf, Stupid Bear

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[The curtain opens. Forest scenery. Upbeat music plays.

[Enter Two Sheep.

Little Handsome Sheep: (Singing) I walked and walked and walked until I came to this good place. The grass is green and the flowers are blooming. I went to the mountains to graze... The scenery here is so beautiful. , we are all happy.

Little Sweet Sheep: (Singing) I am a girl... (Learning TV advertising slogans) Look here, look here, there is food everywhere... Oh, I can post it this time...

[Er Yang sang and danced excitedly and ate grass happily.

[Enter Gentleman Wolf. The music changed to a tune similar to "The Devil Enters the Village".

Jun Zilang: (Opposite the stage) The music stops! Stop! Why can't you teach it? If you want a soundtrack, you have to find a piece that suits the characters in the play! Am I that dirty and ugly? Let’s change to a lyrical one... (To the audience) For the sake of the plot, let me first give an introduction. The humble wolf is a humble gentleman. He is good at playing music, chess, calligraphy, painting, poetry, and music. Therefore, he has a nickname in the world of "Rulang". You can call me "Rulang". "Gentleman Wolf", you can also call me "Gentleman Wolf"; secondly, I would like to offer you a small poem to encourage you: Traveling in all directions, the road is vast, a gentleman wolf from the north, with a longing for a better life. Infinite yearning, wandering alone in the wilderness... Haha, let's get down to business... (Performance) I'm hungry, I'm hungry, I'm hungry, I'm thirsty, I'm thirsty, I'm thirsty, I haven't eaten for several days, this mouth All fade out of the birds! (Sees two sheep) Hey, there's something to eat! (Singing) Sister Lin fell from the sky... Let's see how I deal with you! (He tiptoes forward, but unexpectedly misses the mark and falls into the trap set by the hunter) Ouch! Oh my god!

[The wolf jumped around in the trap but couldn't get out.

Gentleman Wolf: (cursing) Which evil spirit dug such a deep trap?

[Hunter voice-over: This is how you should treat a bad guy like you!

Jun Zilang: (surprised) Who are you?

[Hunter voice-over: Hunter!

Jun Zilang: Oh, My God!

[Hunter voice-over: Wait for my shotgun! Hahahaha... (voice fades out)

Jun Zilang: (fearfully) Ah! No, no, don't come here, don't come here! (Seeing no movement for a long time, he regained consciousness) Well, it was a false alarm, it turned out to be an illusion... (Bai) It's really unlucky, the sheep didn't eat, but his life is not guaranteed... (Urgent) What should I do, what should I do? ? Now I have truly experienced what it means to be an "ant on a hot pot"... (eyes roll) Yes, this trick may work! (Shouting) Help! Help!

Little Sweet Yang: Sister Xiao Tianyang, listen, who seems to be calling for help?

Little Sweet Sheep: Why didn’t I hear it?

Little Handsome Sheep: You are too focused on eating grass, so you are chirping so loudly, how can you hear it?

Jun Zilang: Help me! Help me! (White) How come no one heard me?

Little Sweet Sheep: Brother Little Handsome Sheep, I heard it! Just call for help in English! It seems to be not far ahead.

Little Shuaiyang: Yes. Let’s look for it!

[Er Yang followed the sound and found the mouth of the trap.

Little Handsome Sheep: (Looking at it) It’s the Big Bad Wolf!

Little Sweet Sheep: Big Bad Wolf!

Gentleman Wolf: Handsome guy and pretty girl, save me!

Little Handsome Yang: You are the big bad guy!

Little Sweet Sheep: Big bad guy!

Jun Zilang: (with snot and tears) Please help me, I have an old man and a young child... It doesn’t matter if I die here, but what about the children at home? They all I'm going to starve to death!

Little Handsome Yang: You deserve it! You have today too!

Gentleman Wolf: You can’t just die without saving me! As the saying goes, a man who watches chess without saying anything is a true gentleman, but a man who refuses to save his life is a villain. Are you willing to be a villain?

Little Handsome Yang: Ignore him, let’s go!

Gentleman Wolf: Saving a life is better than building a seven-level pagoda. You saved me, you are the great compassionate Bodhisattva!

Little Sweet Sheep: No! We saved you, and you're going to eat us!

Jun Zilang: How could I eat a Bodhisattva? I promise never to hurt you! (Learning from Stephen Chow’s movie accent) Uncle, aunt, brother and sister-in-law, have mercy on me!

Little Handsome Yang: Don’t believe him!

Little Sweet Sheep: (moved with compassion) Little Handsome Sheep, look how pitiful he is!

Little Shuaiyang: Did he feel pity for us when he ate our compatriots?

Jun Zilang: I swear to God, as long as you save me, I will never eat sheep in the future!

Little Sweet Sheep: (to Little Handsome Sheep) Look, he swore...

Little Sweet Sheep: I don’t care, I’m not full yet! (Goes to the side and continues to eat grass)

Little Sweet Sheep: (angry) has no sympathy at all.

Junzilang: Little Miss, (singing) Only You is a good sheep, Only You, there is always a kind-hearted Bodhisattva...

[The little sweet sheep cannot stand up to the gentleman. After the wolf repeatedly begged and coaxed, he went to the edge to find a rope and struggled to pull the wolf out of the trap.

Gentleman Wolf: (White) Hey, it feels so good to be free again! (Glancing at the little sweet sheep) This little lamb is white and fat, and must taste great! Look, I'm drooling... But for the sake of her saving me, I'll do it first and then fight! (To the little sweet sheep) Kind and beautiful little girl, since you saved my life, please save me until the end!

Little Sweet Sheep: How to save her?

Jun Zilang: I am so hungry that I am going to die. If I don’t eat, I will die. Please fill my stomach!

Little Sweet Sheep: (fearfully) You swore that as long as I save you, you will never hurt us in the future!

Jun Zilang: The future will be the future, now is now. (Showing a ferocious face) Eight roads, you have to give them even if you don’t give them, you have to give them even if you give them! (Knocking down the little sweet sheep)

Little sweet sheep: (begging) Mr. Wolf, Wolf King, Wolf Ancestor, please spare me! I haven't lived enough yet...

Jun Zilang: I haven't lived enough either! I was born to eat meat, how can I spare you?

Little Sweet Sheep: (shouting in despair) Help, help! Brother, save me!

Jun Zilang: (Tauntingly) Just shout, it will make you feel better. You are always too soft-hearted, too soft-hearted... Haha! fool!

Little Handsome Sheep: (Hearing the sound, running from a distance) Keep someone under your claws!

[The little handsome sheep rushed forward and fought with the wolf, but even though he was no match for the wolf, he was also thrown to the ground by the wolf.

Gentleman Wolf: You don’t know your own abilities, but you still want to be a hero and save the beauty? Admit it... first braise you, because you are selfish and refuse to save yourself; (to the little sweet sheep), then steam you, because you have strong limbs and a simple mind... (getting carried away) Hehe, the two sheep will eat together, Come to a sheep series, cool!

[When Er Yang was unable to escape Jun Zi Lang’s claws, Stupid Bear hummed "Gardenia Blossoms".

Benbenxiong: (To the audience with emotion) Gardenias bloom, youth is no longer...I am old! (Sudden change of tone) But my heart is always young! (Allegro) It is said that a man is forty-one, but I am now sixty-eight. Who said that I have become a dregs, but I am still handsome and handsome. Everyone, old and young, praises me, everyone praises me...

Xiaotian Sheep: Grandpa Stupid Bear, help!

Benbenxiong: Who calls for help? (Take a look) It turns out to be you!

Gentleman Wolf: Hello, Mist Bear, Nice to meet you!

Stupid Bear: Nice to meet you too! What, are you playing a game?

Junzilang: Yes, we are playing a puzzle game. It's hard to be smart, but it's even harder to be confused... Haha,

Stupid Bear: You are still young, you are really an "old boy"!

Little Shuaiyang: (Anxiety brings wisdom) Grandpa Xiong, please comment!

Benbenxiong: What’s the point?

Jun Zilang: (Bai) How can you comment when death is imminent? Well, in order to reflect Ben Qianqian’s good reputation as a gentleman wolf, (to the bear) Stupid Bear, you can comment. (White) Anyway, I can defeat them.

Little Handsome Sheep: The old wolf fell into a trap. We rescued him, but he wanted to eat us.

Little Sweet Sheep: I thought he was pitiful, so I rescued him. He also swore to God that as long as I rescued him, he would never eat sheep again!

Benbenxiong: Old Wolf, is this possible?

Junzilang: I swore not to eat sheep in the future, but that doesn’t mean I won’t eat it now! Look, I'm almost fainting from hunger (pretending to be hungry)...

Stupid Bear: This is not easy! Well, do you want this? (Pulls out a pack of instant noodles) This is delicious and spicy!

Gentleman Wolf: No! It contains the carcinogen "Sudan Red".

Benbenxiong: What about this? (Take out a piece of chocolate) The brand that the God of Gamblers loves to eat.

Gentleman Wolf: NO, it’s no use even gambling on what the Immortal likes to eat! If you eat too much of this stuff, you will gain weight! Didn't you see that I am losing weight?

Benbenxiong: What do you want?

Jun Zilang: I want to eat roasted whole lamb, do you have it?

Benbenxiong: (talking to himself) What can we do? (beat) Yes! (Hurrying out a bottle of "Brain Relaxation" oral liquid and drinking it) Let me be fair, what you both said makes sense! However, hearing is believing and seeing is believing. Please act out what happened and let me see it with my own eyes so that I can make a fair and just judgment.

Jun Zilang: I said you will definitely uphold justice. Okay, I'll show it to you right away! Lighting, sound, costumes and props... are all in place and ready! (White) Haha, acting is my strong point! (Suddenly thought) Oh, by the way, do you want to put on makeup?

Stupid Bear: You are naturally beautiful, handsome and cool, so what are you wearing!

Jun Zilang: OK, let’s begin! (Suddenly thought again) Is there a time limit?

Benbenxiong: Yes, yes, time limit is three minutes!

Jun Zilang: Okay, I’ll start acting! (Suddenly thinking of something again) Oh, one more thing? Is there any appearance fee?

Benbenxiong: Are you annoyed?

Jun Zilang: Today is a market economy, and everything must be linked to economic benefits. This is not a charity show! Tell me, how much is the appearance fee? If it’s less, I won’t do it!

Benbenxiong: Why are you so vulgar? Just know money, money, money,

Junzilang: Although money is not everything, but...

Stupid Bear: Nothing can be done without money.

Gentleman Wolf: If the answer is correct, ten points will be added!

Benbenxiong: Okay, one thousand a minute, market conditions, okay? (To the audience) In order to invite you to the urn, I have to agree to ten thousand, let alone one thousand!

Jun Zilang: That’s pretty much it! good! (Speaking of jumping into the trap, and then pretending) Help, help...

Benbenxiong: (Seeing the wolf jumping down, he touched his heart and breathed a sigh of relief) It’s so dangerous! (He helps Er Sheep up) Fortunately, I arrived in time, otherwise...

Er Sheep: We would have become braised and steamed sheep...

[The bears came to the mouth of the trap.

Ben Ben Bear: Doesn’t it taste good? !

Junzilang: It tastes great!

Benbenxiong: (finger trap) I’m talking about this.

Jun Zilang: I thought you were talking about those two little fat sheep! (Making a face) No, no, it tastes very bad! (Thinking of something suddenly) Hey, Benbenxiong, I forgot to sign a contract with you, don’t lie!

Benbenxiong: Haha!

Junzilang: You are just a puppy... (I haven’t seen Eryang for a long time, reproachfully) Hey... are you going to act or not? Forget it if you don’t act, I don’t have time to play with you!

Benbenxiong: When you are about to die, you still need money to pretend to be the boss? !

Jun Zilang: What’s wrong?

Stupid Bear: Think for yourself!

Jun Zilang: (Sudden realization) Ah! Fell into a trap! This, this, what to do! (Talking to himself) Gentleman Wolf, Gentleman Wolf, you have nothing but abilities, first-class talent, and first-class acting skills... You just wanted to eat roasted whole lamb, but you fell into a trap and still kept it in the dark! You are really not a hero... (begging) Heroes, you adults don't care about the faults of villains, just spare me this time, give me a break, I promise to correct it!

Benbenxiong: No way! no way!

Gentleman Wolf: I wrote a letter of guarantee, a confession, and published an apology and admitted my mistake in the newspaper... You should believe it, right?

[The bears still ignored the wolf.

Jun Zilang: (Urgent) What do you want from me? Do you have to take my heart out for you to believe it?

Stupid Bear: You ungrateful guy, wait for the hunter to deal with you!

Jun Zilang: (lowering his chest and stamping his feet) He died before he left the army, which made the hero burst into tears... God, how can this happen? I am so jealous of talents, I will never rest in peace... (like The eggplant beaten by frost is wilted on one side)

Benbenxiong: This is called evil being punished!

Er Yang: Grandpa Bear, thank you for saving us.

Benbenxiong: (takes out his brain to relax) Thanks to this, I feel more relaxed and my strategies are better than others! (To the audience) Audience friends, from now on you must completely change the concept that stupid bears are stupid bears!

Sheep: Grandpa, I want to drink too!

Benbenxiong: Okay! Everyone has a share! (Pause) Son, you have to learn a lesson this time! Remember - kindness must be decisive! In addition, if you encounter danger, move here more often! (Referring to the brain)

Two Sheep: (blushing) Grandpa Bear, we understand!

[Music starts. The three of them were in high spirits.

——End of the play——

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