A "People pay attention to courtesy and righteousness first, and trees take branches and leaves as their source"!

b that's right.

a why does an actor go on stage, say it or sing it? why do you take a bow and pay a tribute first?

b mm-hmm.

it's not like Party A offended anyone, so make amends, or "learn manners before learning art".

b, alas.

What does A mean by taking a bow on stage?

what does b mean?

A, the actor, is in that mood! How happy I am! Welcome you! Just welcome! Oh dear! How happy we are that you sacrificed your precious time and the distinguished audience came to watch our program! Besides, what does it mean? Just say hello, alas! There you are. How are you all? ! Just don't say it, that's what I mean in my heart. Bow seriously, bow 45 degrees, 45 degrees (A makes a normal bow), so it's 9 degrees (A makes a big bow).

b no no, it's too big!

A doesn't need to do that. Bow-look up again-and look at you. Why should I look at you? Is to salute you, look at you after the salute, and bow first. Watch when you can't bow (A looks up at the audience while demonstrating bow), this is the top bowl of acrobatics!

b is good!

party a should be polite! Five stresses and four beauties are still like this! "Courtesy, righteousness, honesty and shame, four dimensions of the country, four dimensions are not open, the country is doomed", people should say hello, and now I hear that people who answer the phone have to say hello, right?

b oh.

when the bell rings, wow, the Rinrin bell ... hello? ! Who are you looking for? It should be like this! I never say hello to you.

b alas.

a how do you do? !

b, rare, how are you? !

I'm fine.

b hmm ... huh?

I'm fine.

b what are you doing?

a saves you from asking me.

b hi! Okay, okay, okay.

how is everything at home?

b, it's all right if you ask.

who is better than A?

b, then how do I know? Why is everyone good?

who is this?

b who do you want?

who does a ask? How is the old lady?

b, ok, ok.

how's aunt Jia?

b, ok, ok.

how's aunt Jia?

b, ok, ok.

how's your big sister-in-law?

b, ok, ok.

A, your sister-in-law ...

B, our house is a widow's courtyard!

a, your second and third sisters ...

b, etc., etc., are all women? No men?

a also has it.

b, alas.

a there are many men in our family.

b? ! What if we move in together? Huh? !

a ... let's discuss it.

b, don't discuss it, don't discuss it!

a asks about your man, how's the old man! Where is your father, old man and old man?

b don't mention it.

an old man?

b my father has gone.

a?

b has passed!

a has passed?

b.

where has a been? I was here just now. Oh, I just walked over. Did you go to relieve yourself?

b hey hey!

I watched the past. I went to look for it. I told him to go.

b no, no, stop looking!

a didn't you say you just walked past? I saw one who just passed here!

is b more like it? !

a is the one just now.

who's calling?

a, didn't you say the past? Where did you say in the past?

did b go there?

where has a been?

B didn't go anywhere, but walked there. My father died.

A is out of the market.

b, alas.

oh, the free market, business, selling nuts, oh, the old man selling nuts?

b who said that? ! Who said that? !

a sells melon seeds, fool melon seeds?

b didn't, that's a fool, no, no!

when you say "down", you mean down ...

when you say "down", you mean down ...

when you say "down", you don't mean down.

a I don't understand, I don't understand what you said, I don't understand! Don't understand!

b hey! Just tell you, it's gone!

is armour gone?

b, alas.

a, look for it!

b? Where can I find it?

a? It's gone. You're not looking?

b how can I find it?

a ouch! The handkerchief is gone and we have to look for it! (A throws a handkerchief) Ouch? I lost my handkerchief? You're not looking for your father without him? It's over? It's over without it? Look for wow!

how to find b?

a is looking for wow! Look everywhere, in the newspaper, in the newspaper! Find someone! Put up a white notice on the street, at intersections, hutongs and telephone poles. You don't need a big piece of paper, just use this big piece of paper. You write a notice of a small advertisement for missing people, look for it! It's gone, isn't it If it's gone, just look for it. Write it!

how to write b!

a has no words? I'll teach you, I'll teach you.

b oh, you have this word?

me?

b.

a me ... me neither.

b hey hey!

a I'll make it up for you now.

b, it's just made up.

A made it up for you just to make up a word for you.

b then you make it up!

a, please write this notice, "Looking for someone".

b is looking for someone?

the word "person" should be written backwards, so the word "person" is written backwards.

b then why?

figure a is lucky!

b oh, this is Geely?

a, alas, looking for someone, let people see "alas! Looking for someone? Hey! People' have fallen (arrived)! "

b mm-hmm.

ah! This' person' has fallen (arrived)! This man has arrived, so your father is gone! Looking for someone, this man arrived and found it. Write "looking for people" and draw a line, and then write "Dear Rev., I will hear: loyalty does not care about the body, filial piety does not care about shame, loyalty does its best, and filial piety should do its best. Crows feed back, lambs kneel and suckle, animals still know how to miss their parents, not to mention three years of provision and hard work in October, how can people forget their parents? Wang Fengshan, my young poet, has a good knowledge of propriety and righteousness, and I have never forgotten this. Last night, I was careless and lost a relative. "

is b still my father?

is a relative?

b is a pro!

A, then write a father. "A lost father was reported to the local public security bureau for information. It was specially published in the newspaper. If a gentleman from all directions knows his whereabouts, he will send my whole father back."

how can b return to his father?

a, you have to have it all!

b? !

A is not enough!

b what?

if the nail is short of whiskers, short tail, no water teeth and no claws, then it can't be taken.

b this is cricket!

does a write about the whole father? "The person who will send my whole dad back will be paid 1 yuan, and the reward has been paid. He will never break his word, Wang Fengshan, with a detailed address." You have to indicate what your father looks like, what he looks like, what clothes he wears and what his characteristics are. You'd better take a photo.

b oh.

let's have a look. oh. Don't be so careless!

so-so?

a, don't save trouble! If you want to save trouble, you will have a lot of trouble!

b what?

a how can you be simple? You are too simple. "Wang Fengshan lost his father, and someone sent the old man home for a reward of 1 yuan." It's over! Trouble!

b what?

A sent the old man a hundred dollars. What do people know? There are many old men sitting on big chairs in the riverside park. There are thirty or fifty old men, all of whom have gone ...

B? Me?

a, when you talk about your family, it's 1 yuan each, and you have two or three thousand yuan, huh? ..... You said this old man ...

B I don't want any! Send them all to you! Does it make sense? !

a didn't you say your father was gone?

b hey!

if armour is gone, just look for it!

if b is gone, just look for it? !

a is right.

you don't understand this sentence without b?

a go ahead.

b simply died!

a what?

b is dead!

who is this? Who died?

b my father.

a can't!

b can't?

a can't!

b?

a your father has never died!

how fresh B is!

a has never died.

by the way, have you died several times?

a I know your father died long ago. Your father has been dead for decades.

b, right.

Your father died before liberation. You were only in your thirties when your father died, and I was in my thirties. Do you know that I came to your house for nothing? I went to your house every day when your father was ill.

right.

who did the white work for Party A?

b who did it?

a haven't you heard? I-

B Yes?

A-

B: Oh, I heard that you have suffered a lot.

ah! Let's go through this, why are we not less involved? You were not at home that year.

b that's right.

a, you should take care of yourself.

b, I was hit by a car! Why are you still on duty?

a, you should ... you should do something.

I'm out of town to entertain people.

a, you are not here.

right.

a you and your wife, you and your daughter-in-law, both of you are in Guangzhou.

right.

you couldn't come to write or send a telegram at that time.

b is too late.

there was your big brother in A's family at that time, so you can do two things.

right.

a your brother, your brother, your eldest sister-in-law, your brother's wife and your sister. Your elder sister is two years older than your big brother, isn't she?

right.

a, your elder sister is married, and your second and third sisters. The third sister was not married at that time, and she was not married yet. Now she is a grandmother, and she was still a little girl at that time. I'll go every day when your father is sick.

b yes?

A goes to see the old man. Your father's illness is getting worse day by day. How can he do without eating or drinking medicine? ! Changed appearance! Out of shape! Oh dear! As soon as I saw it, it was not easy to do. I told my eldest brother and my third son, and I said, "Brother Fengshan is not here, and the old man at home can't get well. We have to drink this soup every day. Of course, we are in charge, and it doesn't work very well." I discussed it with my third son. I said, "Shall we let the old man stay in the hospital?"

right.

old one said, "He won't go! He has never been to the hospital. " I said I'd ask, and I said, "Old man, it's good for you to drink this soup every day. You see that you are getting better every day, aren't you?" Are you in the hospital? You go to the hospital and eat some western medicine for a change? "

b well, why?

a won't go! Shake your head. (A Xue B's father's tone) "I ... I can't."

b my father is dying!

a I ... I can't.

b what about you? ! You've been dying for a long time. You, you're not dying now.

a, it's like your father.

b, stop learning!

A: He told me that I couldn't do it. I asked Lao San to talk. I asked your three brothers. I said, "Lao San, you can talk. It's better for you to tell the hospital. There are doctors on duty around the clock. You can talk." The third child was paralyzed and hesitant, and the third child passed (the tone of the third brother of A Xue B): "Dad!"

b, alas!

did a call you? Promise to get crisp! This is old three calling you father! Promise me again that I will kick you! Don't make a fuss about this, listen!

b, alas, alas, don't make a fuss.

A (A continues to imitate the tone of B's third brother) "Dad, why don't you go to the hospital? The doctor is on duty in the hospital, and there are doctors and nurses to take care of you day and night. I'll take you to the hospital and find a car. "Your father doesn't go, (in the tone of A's father's voice)" Leave me alone, you guys, be filial to your mother ",and close your eyes and don't talk.

B!

A didn't speak, so I took a look at it ... and died!

b!

A is impermanent, dead, gone, gone, gone, finished, finished, finished, blown, blown the lamp, pulled out the wax, belched, belched, farted, caught cold, dropped, left behind, lost skin, lost two skins, and lost soil.

a I'll run to the kitchen and call you big brother, who is cooking medicine in the kitchen!

right.

A is still cooking soup. I said, "Big Brother! Don't take medicine, big brother! "

what's wrong with b?

A (A continues) "The old man is finished!" Your brother is stunned: "Ah? ! The old man is dead? ！” Hearing this, your eldest brother cried at that time.

does b cry like this? Is there such a cry? "Wow-",Zier is quite far away, this is urine!

A, your big brother's tears are like a spring. This is called tears like a spring. "Wow-"...

B doesn't have so many tears!

A "beep beep beep" ...

B "beep beep beep beep".

A shed eleven tears.

b he's still counting, eleven.

your brother is big and small!

b, fuck you!

a, don't boil medicine, just listen to the north room, ok! "Whoa, whoa, whoa!" Everyone started to cry.

b, don't cry!

Your eldest sister-in-law, your brother's wife, and even these two sisters are "wow". I'm here: "Don't cry yet! Don't cry yet Now is not the time to cry, hurry up and invite the big sister. " Your elder sister lived far away at that time, in the southwest building.

right.

A quickly called her elder sister and called your elder sister by car. Was your elder sister in her forties then?

right.

A is very fat. Here comes the elder sister. I cried when I entered the door, so don't stop it. She is quite fat at that age. Let her cry twice! I said, "big sister! Don't cry yet. What shall we do if we study it? Let's arrange everything, and your brothers and sisters will go to the grave and cry! "

right.

A (A continues): "What shall we do about it? I invited you here. You are the eldest sister. The old man gave birth to your brothers and sisters. As far as you are old, what do you suggest? "

b mm-hmm.

your elder sister said, "I'm old, but I'm a stranger. How can I be an outsider, huh?" Let's listen to big brother! The second child Fengshan is not at home either. What the eldest brother and the third child say is good. I listen, I will take as much money as I want, and I will follow, whatever I do! " I said, "Good! Sister! Beautiful! I like to listen to what I say, and I should! " I said, "Big Brother! What should we do? Research? "

b mm-hmm.

A (A continues): "You should eat! You should sleep! I haven't even eaten! It's not enough porridge. Bring the porridge here, and each person will drink two bowls first, and then eat dry food, cakes and steamed bread here. At that time, crying like that is absolutely unbearable.

b can't eat it!

First, Party A cooked this pot of porridge, and the elder sister "Kucha Kucha" made two bowls.

b! Do you drink porridge like this? Kucha Kucha? Does it make sense?

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