Annual meeting creative programs and funny skits

There are many activities at the end of the year and the beginning of the year. It is also an important period for holding the annual meeting. Below I have collected funny sketches of the annual meeting’s creative programs for everyone. Welcome to read!

Article 1: Funny sketches of the annual meeting’s creative programs

Name: Together Days passed

Characters: Two people, one male and one female

Address: Company stage

Script:

Two people took the stage and bowed , and then the music started

Male and female: (singing) From now on, the company will be great, let’s extend our hands to cheer for each other, and from now on, the company will be great, let’s extend our hands to cheer for each other, Come on!

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Male: In the future?

Female: (on one side of the body, facing the man) How about?

Male: Our company is great,

The two of them went around in a circle

Male: (humming Butterfly Lovers)

Female: (from the side) Running over, looking like Chang'e flying to the moon) Brother Chuanchuan! (affectionate)

Male: Don't be infatuated with me, he is just a legend! (Shakes off his head, turns to face the woman) Sister Fangfang! ( Affectionate)

The two held hands

Female: Brother Chuanchuan! (emphasis on tone) (taken another step forward)

Male: Fangfang Sister, you stepped on my toes (changed directly from affectionate to normal tone)

Female: Oh (step back) (affectionate again)

Male (changed to affectionate again) ) Do you miss me, Fangfang sister?

Female: I miss you so much

Male: Really

Female: (Continue the previous sentence) ) RMB in your pocket!

Male: (his expression changed, then became affectionate) Do you still remember the scene when we just met?

Female: How could we forget? What? That was in 2001, when the company group was first established.

Male: The first time we came to work, we were at the entrance of the second-floor office building of the group’s headquarters. I feel a little embarrassed when I say this.

(He lowered his head and tugged at the hem of his clothes)

Female: The beauty is twenty-three this year. She graduated and applied for a job in the company; time flies by, and she has been working for a whole year in the blink of an eye; it was a sunny summer (summer Emphasis on the tone)

Male: Yes, I come from the west (saying, run to the west and walk from the west to the middle)

Female: I come from the east ! (Walking from the east to the middle) Wow! You stepped on cow dung!

Male: Well, the office conditions of the group were not very good at that time, I rubbed, I rubbed! (Two feet back and forth. Rubbing)

Jackson dance music, the man simulated two moon steps

Female: (ran up excitedly) Are you Jackson?

Male: (nervous) Get up) Me? I call me Brother Chuan

Female: Are you doing a moonwalk?

Male: Me? I’m rubbing cow dung!

Female : Do you also work in the company?

Man: Do you also work in the company? Are we?

The two shook hands excitedly

Man and woman: Not cows Shit is fate!

After the two held hands and finished speaking, they immediately separated and stood back to back

Female: Do you have anything to say?

Male: The sky is blue and the sea is deep, I think we are quite destined!

Female: The mountains are high and the land is flat, I think we still have a possibility!

Male: Then let the development of the company witness our love! (Turn around)

Female: Yes

The two held hands again Up

Suddenly the two people separated and started singing again

Male and female: In the future, the company will be very good. Let’s extend our hands and cheer together. In the future, the company will be very good. , we extend our hands to cheer together, cheer!

Male: In the blink of an eye, a few years have passed, and the company has developed. In October 2003, we once again walked at the door of the Yulanyuan Company Office Building

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

The main story is: through the memories of the two people, they told the development and changes of the company in recent years, and then talked about the future of the company. The two people described the future blueprint of the company in their imagination. In their expressions, the company will be great in the future. Let’s extend our hands and work hard together. Come on! May the company’s tomorrow be better! Chapter 2: Funny skits on the annual meeting’s creative program

Name: Chamber of Commerce This is my home

Character: A (President of the Chamber of Commerce, car compartment) Actor: Cheng Xiaogang

Person B (Director of Investment Promotion, Orange Tree) Actor: Wang Haihong

C (cross-dressing rural woman, truck driver) played by: Xiaotian Secretary 114 All rights reserved Ding (orchard contractor) played by: Xiaoqiang

Shen (car mechanic) played by: Ahua

Props: a small washbasin, a machete

, a handful of oranges (a few), a big wrench, a straw hat, a brand from a repair shop, and a wad of money.

The first scene:

The orange tree appears (shaped, with oranges hanging on its body)

C (the image of a rural woman), carries a large and small machete.

C (facing the audience): There are fruit trees all over the hillside, and there are so many oranges. I passed by here, and when I saw it, I felt sad. Folks! The mountains are ours, the land is ours, but it is the monkeys from other places who are getting rich. The prices of everything are increasing now, but the prices for renting our land have not increased. If he does not increase the price today, we will follow him. Come on, cut down his fruit trees?

B discovered the fruit tree in the funny sketch: It looks pretty good (while talking and touching it, he picked the oranges to eat, and picked a few more for the audience) I can’t tell that the oranges grown by this monkey are still good. !Hmph, it’s delicious. I want to chop it today too!!

C (took out a small machete and chopped a few times, but couldn’t do it): ?So hard?! Change to a bigger one? (Change to a big knife and continue to chop)

Ding (running on the field from behind!!) shouted as he ran: Can’t cut! Can’t cut!!?

C: Can’t cut? You came to us At that time, meat only cost 1 cent per catty, but now! It’s almost gone (emphasis on tone)

At that time, rice cost only 1 cent per catty, but now it’s even 1 cent. Do you think the land you contracted to us should also rise? It’s increased!

Ding: But I had an agreement with you back then!?

C: What kind of agreement (shoes) (pointing to the shoes) is still an agreement? What!! (Take off your hat and throw it on the ground) It’s useless to tell me this. If the price of land doesn’t increase, it won’t work today!?

Ding: “You’re not allowed to chop it down. If you chop down my tree today, huh?” (Engage in physical movements)

Bing Ding performs counter-physical movements, spinning in circles

Ding knelt down: "I beg you, don't chop down my tree."

C: You scared me. It turns out that you are so virtuous. I want to chop down your tree? (Raises the knife)

Ding: (rush forward, hurry up) Holding the tree tightly): "This tree is my life! If you want to chop it down, chop me down?"

C: "Yeah? You, a monkey, don't even care about your life? You are doing this with me, get out of here" (Lifts Ding, then throws it to the ground, Ding falls to the ground)

Bing raised his knife and continued to chop. The tree was cut down and fell on Ding.

Ding screamed in pain: Oh my God! My tree! He hugged the tree and cried bitterly

C: Don’t let this tree go to waste, take it back and burn it as wood? ( Pull up the tree and carry it off the stage)

Ding: Oh my God! How could this be possible! This tree I have worked hard on for several years! What should I do? Who should I ask for comment? ( The end of faltering)

Scene 2

C: (As if driving a car, holding a washbasin in hand as a steering wheel, and bending over behind as a truck box to drive onto the stage)

C: I am a driver from out of town. I bought a second-hand car to run freight here. This old car breaks down every time in three days. It’s really annoying. ?(After saying this, the truck jumped up and down and stalled).

Shen came on stage, holding a repair tool in his hand.

C: Why are you so unlucky? (C got out of the car, looked at the car, and looked around) There happened to be a car repair shop here (walked over)

C said to Shen: ?Master! Can you help me repair the car? (Pass a cigarette)?

Shen: (Look around the car)? What kind of broken car? It looks like there are a lot of problems (A looks up, Shen handles A's car) Press his head down) The gearbox has come up (press A's waist, A's waist sinks) Look at your steel plate (kicks A's butt) and the tires are even flat! (points to A's butt) Look, look, there is a hole here!

C (take a step closer and take a closer look)? Is there really a hole!?

Shen: Okay! I Let’s repair it now. Can you please step aside? (C, step aside)

Shen started to repair the car, taking wrenches everywhere!

Shen: ?It’s fixed!?

C: Master! How much is it?

Shen: (Hands out a finger)

C:? Not expensive? (Make a gesture of paying)

Shen: (continues to stretch out his fingers) shakes his head

C:

Shen: ?Oh?.

C: What? Ten thousand?

Shen: We only need ten thousand here, and you don’t even look at our brand here (China’s No. 1 Automobile Repair Shop, International The top repair master is open for business), give me money. Hurry up and get the money!! All rights reserved by Secretarial 114

C: (Poor)? I don’t have that much money?

Shen: No? If not, just drive away. , I will drive the car away first, and bring the money to collect it tomorrow? (Drive away)

C: This is obviously extortion! But what can we do from out of town?

The third scene

Ding Chang appears (very annoying lately)? I have been very annoyed recently, more annoying, more annoying. All the fruit trees in the mountain have been cut down. I have contacted the Chamber of Commerce, but there is no result. What will happen in the future? , I don’t know what to do?

C continues to sing (I’ve been feeling annoyed lately)? I’ve been feeling annoyed lately, I’ve been annoyed, I’ve been annoyed. I was charged 10,000 yuan to fix a tire, but the government said it would help me. To solve the problem, I can only stay here and wait and see

A and B come on the stage and see Bing and Ding

A said to Ding: "Old Tai, Old Zhou, I'm looking for you!" ?

Ding said to C: Look. President Yu of our Chamber of Commerce is here?

Bing Ding hurriedly stepped forward to greet him

Ding saw President Yu bringing a stranger and asked: "Who is this?

A: This is Director Liu of the China Merchants Bureau. We came to you today to tell you some good news. B said to Ding: Comrade Zhou, the local government attaches great importance to your matter and will treat those who violate the law. The villagers dealt with it seriously and made the decision to compensate you 10,000 yuan?

A vs. C:? Old Tai! We also found the car repair shop that extorted you. The public security department passed the appraisal and found that your repair fee is only 1 yuan. This is to refund you the overcharged money (give Money)?

Bingding was very moved and said: "Thank you to the government and the chamber of commerce." ?

Bingchang: (Spring in the North Country)? I sincerely thank the Chamber of Commerce. Thank you for your concern. Without you, I would not be able to survive. Thank you. Protect our rights and interests!?

Ding Chang: (Spring in the Northland)? Thank you to the government and the Chamber of Commerce for giving us something to rely on in the future. The Chamber of Commerce is a big family. It is extremely warm to come here. I'm going to ask my mom to come here this year.

A: Yes! Did you ask her to come and have a look?

Ding continued to sing: Should I invest all her savings? (make a gesture of investment)

B: Thank you! Investment is welcome?

A said: Yes, the Chamber of Commerce is your home. If you have any difficulties, come to us. We will protect your legitimate rights and interests. If you have time, just come to us. Go home often and have a look?

Background music: "Go home often and have a look"

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