After a person got on the bus, he found that the seats were all occupied.
He forced his way into the seat. The person on the seat said angrily:
< p>"The seats are all full, why are you still pushing up?"The man showed him the ticket in his hand: "Did you see it? This is a hard seat!"
In the dormitory, a fat girl was sitting on the bed playing with her mobile phone. I glanced at her and saw a spider crawling onto her bed.
I yelled to her: Wow! ! There's a spider on your bed! There are spiders! !
At this time, this guy got angry and yelled at me: There is a pig on your bed! ! !
Today a colleague came over and whispered to me: "I think you look like an ancient king!"
The host Long Yan Dayue asked: "Who do I look like?" "
"The King of Yue in the Spring and Autumn Period!"
"Why?"
"Because you are so mean!"
The night we broke up! , she drank too much, her boyfriend hugged her and sent her to the car, and finally said: "Take care".
She feels that he still loves her! So I have been looking forward to reconciling with him.
Until one day. . . The boyfriend's friend told him that what he said that day was actually "really serious". . . .
When I was folding the quilt in the morning, my husband wanted to be lazy, so he pointed at my belly and asked: "Xiaobao, who do you think is folding the quilt today?"
Then my husband imitated the speech of a child as if he was a fool: "I'll do it, I'll do it."
Then he said to me: "Wife, look, Xiaobao said he would do it, which means you will do it first."
My face was filled with emotion. The black line told him: "I said you heard it wrong. Xiaobao said 'My dad, my dad!'".
When my younger brother returned to Xi'an, his mother washed small tomatoes for him to eat on the train. ?
He said no, leave it to his sister.
I thought to myself that this baby was really sensible and the pain was not in vain.
As a result, he said: The cherry tomatoes should be reserved for the leftover girl! I just gave him a kick.
Cao Jun called for formation in front of the military camp, and Guan Yu rode out to meet the enemy... He forgot to bring his sword. However, he was still brave and strangled General Cao to death with his bare hands and returned to the military camp.
Liu Bei was covered in cold sweat: "Second brother, are you okay..."
Guan Yu: "Strangle this general to death!"
Liu Bei was stunned and asked: " Spring... spring water flows eastward? ”
Word puzzle
1. Word puzzle: The emperor’s new clothes - Xi 2. Word puzzle: First-class level - Huai 3. Word puzzle: Shi Dakai - Yan 4. Crossword puzzle: Getting started with Gongzhu—阂? 5. Crossword puzzle: Extraordinary generosity—Hui 6. Crossword puzzle: Getting to know people who have walked out of purdah—Jia 7. Crossword puzzle: One Thousand and One Nights—Jian 8. Crossword puzzle: Seventy-two Hours - Jing 9. Crossword puzzle: Bright moonlight in front of the bed - Kuang? 10. Crossword puzzle: Need half, leave half - Lei 11. Crossword puzzle: bite more half in one bite - name 12. Crossword puzzle: January 1st is not Today - Ming 13. Crossword puzzle: Ask for half, throw half away - Milk 14. Crossword puzzle: General store - Noisy 15. Crossword puzzle: Meet even if you are not enemies - Boron? 16. Crossword puzzle: Out of breath - Begging 17 , Word puzzle: Cooperation from all sides, greater contribution - Qi 18. Word puzzle: A little change in greed will lead to poverty - Poverty 19. Word puzzle: Banbu Chunqiu - Qin 20. Word puzzle: Yinchuan - Quan 21. Word puzzle: 一 Come again - Ran 22, crossword puzzle: goalkeeper - flash 23, crossword puzzle: someone stole the car - lose 24, crossword puzzle: the smell of wine the next day 25, crossword puzzle: half green and half purple - Su 26, crossword puzzle: myself - body 27. Word puzzle: The scholar has his tail raised - bald? 28. Word puzzle: Focus on supporting the northwest - head 29. Word puzzle: The body is disabled but the mind is not disabled. - Xi 30. Word puzzle: Eighteen times six - School 31. Word puzzle: One The heart-shaped moon is accompanied by three stars - Heart 32. Crossword puzzle: One stroke and one vertical point - Press 33. Crossword puzzle: Eight-character head - Xue? 34. Crossword puzzle: Pick one from a thousand, pick one from a hundred - Bo 35. Crossword: A group of wild geese chasing a boat - Xun 2110, guess one word and the answer is: Yan 36. Four people move a piece of wood. Guess the one word answer is: Jie? 37. One person, guess one word and the answer is: Da 38. One person has a mouth and a hand under the mouth. Guess the one-word answer is: take 39. One person is included, the one-word answer is: meat 40. One person picks two villains, the one-word answer is: clip? 41. One person hangs a bow on his waist, the one-word answer is : Yi 42. Eat the cow tail in one bite. Guess the one-word answer is: Gao. 43. Determine it. Guess the one-word answer is: Hand over? 44. One big and two small ones. Guess the one-word answer is: Nai. 45. One bucket of rice. Guess. The one-word answer is: material 46. On January 7, the one-word answer is: fat 47. One plus one, the one-word answer is: Wang? 48. Half, the one-word answer is: mortar 49. One word is ten. Three o'clock, the difficulty lies in how to point it. Guess one word and the answer is: juice 50. One hundred minus one. Guess one word and the answer is: white? 51. Night after night, guess one word and the answer is: more 52. One person moves two pieces of soil. , Guess the one-word answer is: Ji 53. One week, guess the one-word answer is: Purpose 54. There are eleven people in the family, guess the one-word answer is: Ji? 55. There are seven people in the family, and they farm one acre, but they don’t have enough to eat. , and also keep a dog. The answer is: beast 56. A wooden stick, hang a square box, a ladder, and put it in the center. The answer is: noodles 57. A cow. Guess one word. The answer is: Health 58. A dog four One word, guess the answer is: Qi 59. One arrow pierces the heart, one word answer is: must 60. One point and one horizontal length, one reaches Nanyang. There is a person in Nanyang, only one inch long. The answer is: Fu? 61. One side is water and the other side is mountain. Guess the one-word answer is: Shantou 62. One side is red and the other side is green. One side likes the wind and the other side likes the rain. The answer is: Autumn 63. Seven people and eight eyes. Guess the one-word answer is: : Goods 64. There is grass growing on the heads of seven people. Guess the one-word answer is: spend 65. Seventy-two hours. Guess the one-word answer is: Crystal 66. Seven people have eight eyes, and ten people also have eight eyes. Western Humans also have eight eyes. My mother also has eight eyes. Guess the four-word answer: genuine 67, ninety-nine. Guess the one-word answer: white 68, nine birds. Guess the one-word answer: dove 69, nine. Number, guess one word the answer is: Xu 70, nine cars, guess one word the answer is: Rail 71, nine o'clock, guess one word the answer is: pill? 72. Erba beauty, guess one word the answer is: Miao 73, Second Miss, guess one word and the answer is: Zi? 74. Two brothers, each stands, guess one word and the answer is: Jing 75. People are not in their position, guess one word and the answer is: Li 76. People become bigger if they have others, guess The one-word answer is: one
77. I don’t distinguish between people. Guess the one-word answer is: Russia? 78. Everyone is here. Guess the one-word answer is: upside down. 79. People are defenseless. Guess the one-word answer is: control. 80. People cannot stand without trust. Guess the one-word answer: Yan 81. Eighty-eight. Guess the one-word answer: Mi? 82. Eight brothers admire the moon together. Guess the one-word answer is: take off. 83. The sword is unsheathed. The one-word answer is: force? 84. Eleven readers, guess one word and the answer is: Shi 85. Twelve o'clock, guess one word and the answer is: Dou 86. Thirteen o'clock, guess one word and the answer is: juice 87. Fifteen people, guess one word and the answer is: juice It is: Umbrella 88. Fifteen days. Guess one word and the answer is: fat? 89. Ten yuan for breakfast and eight yuan for dried tofu. Guess one word and the answer is: Qian 90. October 10 (Wuchang Uprising). Guess one word. The one-word answer is: Chao 91. On October 10th, guess one word and the answer is: Meng? 92. Three people under the cross, guess one word and the answer is: Come? 93. Cross to cross, sun to moon, guess one word and the answer is: : Chao 94. Ten brothers, guess one word and the answer is: g 95. Three people, two people and one horse, guess one word and the answer is: check? 96. Three people overlap, don’t guess the word pin, guess one word the answer is: head 97. Three pieces of paper, the answer to guess a word is: Shun 98. Combining the top and bottom, the answer to guess a word is: Card 99. The answer to guess a word is: Card 99. The answer to guess a word is: Card 100. It is difficult to distinguish the upper and lower parts, the answer to guess a word is: Card