Speaking Crosstalk "Good Students and Bad Students"

A: After my observation, I found that most of the students on our campus are good students!

B: Of course there are also naughty ones!

A: I am a typical representative of a good student!

B: I am the image of a bad student!

A: I have the most important qualification for a good student!

B: What conditions!

A: He’s so handsome!

B: Just you?

A: What?

B: Do you know what I thought after seeing you for the first time?

A: What do you think?

B: I never want to look at you again!

B: According to what you said, I have an important condition for being a bad student!

A: Handsome?

B: Do you know what my classmates say about me?

A: I don’t know!

B: They said I look like Andy Lau from the left and Tony Leung from the right

A: From the front, I look like a hanged man!

B: You are the one hanging yourself!

A: I am a good student and I study well!

B: I am a poor student, but I study well...

A: Huh?

B: Poor study!

A: I read English every morning!

B: I practice long-distance running every morning!

A: OK!

B: I want to build a strong body

A: Only when you are healthy can you devote yourself to physical and mental work and study

B: I don’t see who will do it in the future. You dare to mess with me! I'll beat you

A: I study by myself every night!

B: I play chess every night!

A: I hand in my homework on time every time!

B: I have to copy every assignment!

A: I am never late for class every day!

B: I sleep every time I go to class!

A: Huh? Go to sleep

B: I’m sleepy, I want to rest. (yawn) The warm wind makes me want to get drunk, so I use the desk as a bed to sleep (fall asleep)

A: This is in class

Stop it, you... (finding A has fallen asleep) Oh, he really fell asleep, oh, the saliva came out, oh, this textbook is so wet, it's all wet It’s huge

Wake up, the teacher is here (wanting to push him awake)

B: Well...Mom, I want to drink Wahaha...

A: Look at this virtue

(Imitate the teacher) "Classmate B, how dare you sleep in class, do you realize the disadvantages of sleeping in class?"

B: Yes Arrived

A: What is it

B: Not as comfortable as sleeping in the bed

A: You

B: No, no, No, I mean, you should study hard at school and sleep on the bed when you get home

A: You said you slept during the day, what did you do at night, and what time did you go to bed last night?

B: 12 ??o'clock

A: Oh, what are you busy with? You didn't go to bed until midnight

B: I've been watching it all night. . .

A: Book? Oops, too serious

B: I can’t take my eyes off

A: Too devoted

B: Sometimes sighing, sometimes happy

A: I was immersed in the plot of the book

B: Sometimes I laughed wildly, sometimes I screamed

A: It seems that the story is quite exciting

B: Go ahead The ball, the goal, the goal, the goal, the goal, the goal...

A: So you were watching a football match

A: I was paying attention in class

B: I was thinking randomly in class

Oops. .

Classmate, when I look at your head, it reminds me of a Wuxi specialty

A: What?

B: Gluten

A: Me Seeing your head reminds me of a Wuxi specialty

B: What?

A: Xishan Clay Sculpture - Ah Fu, look at how stupid you are

B: When I saw your head, I remembered another place name

A :What?

B: - Too...yuan (round), Taiyuan, Shanxi, oh, your head is too round

A: Ah, so, I saw your head , also reminded me of a place name - Baotou, Baotou, Inner Mongolia - head like a bun

A: I am a good student, I speak loudly and actively

B: I am a poor student , I looked around

A: Oh, what are you looking at?

B: I was looking at the clock in the back, why isn’t get out of class over yet?

A: It’s only been 5 minutes of class

B: I know, I’m not looking at the clock. I’m thinking about why the hour, minute and second hands don’t always move together. Are they having a conflict? Unity

A: Why are you worried about this?

B: After my observation, I found that they were together for a moment

A: When

B: 12 ??noon

A: Hey, it seems so

B: Do you know why

A: I don’t know

B: It’s time to eat at noon. We’re all cooking in one place

A: I’m a good student and I listen carefully. As the saying goes, “ An inch of time is worth an inch of gold, and an inch of gold cannot buy an inch of time."

B: Although I am a poor student, I also know that as the saying goes, "If you don't study hard, it is better to sell sweet potatoes."

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A: Then why don’t you study!

B: Study, why don’t you study!

A: Oh

B : I have been studying for the whole semester!

A: Better than me!

B: Five months is not enough

A: Why is it not enough?

B: I have been sick for a few days.

A: How many days have I been sick?

B: Three. Half a month!

A: Only studied for a month and a half?

B: I went home to visit relatives for a month and thirteen days

A: Just studying. Two days?

B: There is another day!

A: How can you pass the exam like this?

B: Don’t mention exams. I’m scared when you mention exams

A: You know how to be scared

B: I’m always afraid at home Dad made a rule:

If the score is below 80, women’s singles will be played

If the score is below 70, men’s singles will be played

If the score is below 60, men and women will play together

A: Hey, wait a minute, what is it? You want to play table tennis?

What do you mean, test score below 80, women’s singles

B : That is to say, my mother beat me alone

A: Below 70 points, men's singles

B: My father beat me

A: 60 Below the score, a mixed fight between men and women

B: My parents beat me together

A: Ouch, this is strict enough

Then you should be more You have to take the exam well. How is this exam?

B: I get angry when talking about this exam

A: What’s wrong with you

B: Comrade Hey, you don’t know.

During the English test, I asked him: What does the translation question “i don’t know.” mean?

A: I wasn’t Have you told me: I don’t know

B: How could you not know? Your grades are so good. Tell me quickly.

A: I don’t know. I don’t know.

B: Treat you to ice cream after school

A: I don’t know

B: Add a skewer of beef and tell me "i don't know" ." What does "i don't know." mean?

A: I just don't know.

B: Treat you to a KFC family bucket and tell me what "i don't know." means.

A: I said: I...don't...know...

B: You just don't tell me sincerely, which makes me angry. I'll see for myself

A: (covering the test paper) Hey, why did you peek at my test paper

B: Finally I saw it, oh, it turns out he really doesn’t know

I see He wrote "I don't know" on his test paper.

Haha, fortunately, the student doesn’t even know this, but he is honest enough. If he doesn’t know, he just writes that he doesn’t know.

I don’t think he can do a topic that he doesn’t know. It doesn’t matter if I come out

I’ll just write “I don’t know either”

B: As a result of this exam, comrades, everyone can imagine the consequences... ( The music "Two Springs Reflect the Moon" plays) Comrades, as the saying goes, if you fall behind, you will be beaten. It is better to seek help from others than to seek help from yourself.

Just for these two translation questions, I am even willing to buy you a KFC family bucket. Why can't you take care of me, a poor poor student...ah, ha... (crying, sobbing)

A: Stop crying, ah, go home

B: Go home? Do I still dare to go home? I still have the nerve to see my parents at home.

When I got home, my dad asked me, what is my score?

B: 100 points

A: Not bad

B: What’s not bad, I have three doors combined

A :ah? The total score in Chinese, Mathematics and English is 100?

No need to ask, you must have been beaten by a man and a woman that night, and you must have cried so much

B: Oh, no, my parents didn’t beat me this time, I didn’t Crying, my mother cried

"My child, mom and dad work hard every day to go out early and come home late, for whom?

Give you money to spend, buy you delicious food, It’s nice to wear, but your parents are reluctant to buy expensive clothes. Who are you doing this for?

Who are you doing this for?

You are very happy now because you have the big tree of mom and dad to support you. If you don’t study hard and be a good person now, one day the big tree of mom and dad will fall down and you should do it yourself. What should I do?”

A: That’s so good. It’s time for you to listen.

B: “My parents didn’t educate you well in the past. I'll beat you if you behave well. Your parents have realized their mistake now, but which child in the world is not their parent's pet peeve? Do you forgive your parents?"

A: What a good parent, how can you? I’m so ignorant at the end

B: I couldn’t stop crying at that time. Mom, it’s my son’s fault, it’s his ignorance. I will definitely change my ways in the future, study hard, study hard, and strive to do well. student.

A: What a sensible child

B: From now on, I will never talk again in class, I will never make trouble after class, and I will never play on the computer after school. It’s a game

The teachers all said that I have become sensible, and the teacher has never scolded me again

A: Of course the teacher likes the good student

B: Dad Never hit me again

A: It’s too late to hurt

B: I finally saw the teacher smiling at me again. What a beautiful smile. I’m so happy. I can't help but want to sing

A: If you are happy, then sing it

B: (Song "Above the Moon")

(B sings: Study hard, make progress every day, and from today on I will no longer disappoint my parents

Today, I am no longer playful, and I will no longer make trouble in class

Progress There are always some difficulties on the road, as long as I work hard, I can fly

B rap: If you work hard, your grades will improve, improve every day, improve every day

Oh yeah, oh yeah

For parents, for yourself, for society, for the nation, strive to be the future pillar of the country

Oh yeah, oh yeah