1. Classic classical Chinese funny sentences

1. Chirp again chirp, Mulan flies a plane, what kind of plane is she flying, Boeing 747.

2. I am from He resigned from Beijing last year and was relegated to Tokyo where he was sick. Tokyo was a remote place with no music, and he never heard of Sima Guang throughout his life.

3. Money is what I want; beauty is what I want too. You can't have both, just give up money for beauty.

4. If you don’t leave me here, I will leave you somewhere. If you don’t leave me everywhere, I will go to the railway.

5. I have many diseases and cannot survive at the age of nine. Lonely and lonely, as for the founding of New China. There are no handsome men, but there are always beautiful women. If the door is weak and the gate is weak, there will be rest in the evening.

6. Liu Suying’s illness is always in heaven. Chen Shiwei Decoction has not expired.

7. I love Rejoice in the Holy Dynasty; Li Kui, the former prefect, loves Lafang even more. Later, Leslie Cheung, the governor, promoted ministers and servants.

8. The edict is strict and the official Ultraman is responsible. People all over the universe are forcing him to hang himself. I had no choice but to obey.

9. A minister without a grandmother can live a hundred years; a minister without a grandmother can live a thousand years. Mother and grandson are incomparable to a turtle.

10. Chen Mi is twenty-two this year, and grandma is ninety-nine this year. Please forgive me for the personal relationship. 2. A spoof of classical Chinese

The butcher had only just started his business, but he could not damage the father's hill. Today, there is a vast water with a radius of seven miles. In this city, trees with an inch diameter can be used to form dips, islets, kennels, and rocks. However, the servants of the bodyguard can't stand their filthy behavior. The loyal people are frozen thousands of miles away, and the snow is drifting thousands of miles away. The butcher Gai is looking at the beauty in the scene all day long, and the more he looks at it, the more he becomes fascinated. It is sincerely appropriate to cut down bamboos and take the road to visit the country and miss the hometown. It is not appropriate to open up the sacred place to criticize the mistakes of others in order to block the road of loyalty and admonishment.

In the palace and in the mansion, everything is full of smelly oil and bad sauce, and they are row after row. If there is a person who commits adultery and is a loyal person, it is appropriate to show off his or her buttocks and bare breasts to show His Majesty's displeasure.

The ministers in charge, Yu Shinan, Zhang Suiyang, and Zhang Fangping, are all beasts with big jumps and legs. Therefore, the butcher's simplicity seems to be enjoying the pleasure of tourists. If you are foolish enough to think about reading, you will be able to read "Click" to the fourth drum without getting tired.

General Guizhou's donkey was very fond of singing, and he was knowledgeable about military affairs. He tried to use it in the past. The butcher said that "the two sides are fighting, and they almost want to go first." Therefore, Zhongyong was elected as the prefect. If you are foolish enough to discuss war matters and consult them thoroughly, you will surely be able to make your banners fall into disarray, your tracks chaotic, and you will be unable to win if you attack them all around.

One's own feet are confused, and one's distant eyes are blurred. This is why the early Han Dynasty was in ruins. When the butcher was there, he and his minister would hold their knives and gaze at each other, often sighing that I couldn't ejaculate. Taihang, Wangwu, the son of the neighboring Jingcheng clan, the god of snakes, this minister who knows the Zhenliang death festival, I hope your majesty will trust him, and the overthrow of the Han Dynasty will be achieved in vain.

I am a pure Han who has no idea about it. He is a man with two millet grains and works hard in the north of the hidden land. He spends his whole life wandering around and leaning against the dangers. He does not seek to learn and reach people in Chu. The butcher did not think that the minister was fierce and chivalrous, but looked around him. He visited the minister three times in the Poshan Temple. He was so grateful that he allowed the butcher to live in the Qing Dynasty and not stay for a long time. Later, when it was overturned, it was ordered to be placed between the two strands at the end of the tirade. When you come, it will be useless.

The butcher knew that his minister stopped his cup and threw chopsticks and could not eat, so when he was about to die, he sent him a piece of wood an inch in diameter. Since receiving the order, I have held the yellow with my left hand and the blue sky with my right. I only know how to bend my bow and shoot at the big eagle. I am afraid that the entrustment will not be effective and may hurt the late emperor's youthful madness. Now that the South China Sea has been settled, the military revolution is not weak, and there is not a lot of rice and millet. The reward is to lead the three armies, and the people under his command for 800 miles are burned, and those who are ahead are mixed. This minister is responsible for repaying the butcher's return in the wind. As for the losers singing on the road and the travelers resting in the trees, then Yu Shinan, Suiyang, and Fang Ping are all in charge.

May your majesty make people haggard for the sake of Iraq. If it doesn't work, kill him and bring him to the butcher's knife. If there are no novelists to comment on, then Shinan, Suiyang, and Fang Ping will be blamed for their slowness. Your Majesty will also entertain guests at a banquet, cut their throats, and drain their flesh. I am deeply grateful for the kindness I have received.

Now I should stay away, with my arms outstretched, my two legs fighting, almost wanting to leave first.

3. Asking for a spoof of classical Chinese writing

On Sunday, a friend of mine and I invited four girls to go hiking together in the mountains. On the way, all the girls had a good impression of my friend and praised him for his excellent literary talent and elegant demeanor. , I felt very unsatisfied, and said in my heart: "How did you know! If you dare to be with me all the time, you are crazy!" We were chatting and laughing along the way, and we didn't feel very tired, so we came to the top of the mountain. After playing for a long time, we had a picnic. Start going down the mountain.

On the way down the mountain, we passed by a steep slope in the middle of the mountain. My friend suddenly said to the girls: "There is a pavilion in front of you. You can take a rest in it. The two of us can also climb up the slope to collect some food for you." Some wild flowers, wild fruits and other things are not worth your visit!" All the girls praised his carefulness! I don't know what it means, so I can only agree with it. After all the girls left, he whispered to me: "I'm very anxious!! I want a solution!!" I looked around to understand what he meant. This slope is very steep, and there are many tourists who don't follow it! And it is surrounded by dense trees and shrubs! People looking up and down the slope can't see through it. Ou said angrily: "You want to go to the toilet! What do you want me to do? Smell it!" After saying that, he wanted to go and follow the crowd. The friend replied: "There is no paper, I am very urgent! Can you find some paper? I will give you a banquet for dinner!" I said: "I don't have any paper, why don't I ask for it from the ladies!" The reply said: "I have no paper. Wait for me to be a man! It's so shameful for me to do this in the wild! I don't have the guts to ask for help. Please help me!" After that, take off your pants and do it!

I had no choice but to search all over the steep slope, hoping to find a piece of paper. However, I searched all over the steep slope and only found an abandoned newspaper! It's a pity that it has been in disrepair for a long time, and has been completely weathered! Cover your nose and hand it to my friend, who sighs and uses it! Unexpectedly, the paper was very torn and could not withstand my friend's strong force. When I heard a "pop", my friend's fingers pierced through the waste paper and touched the dirt! The friend was angry, scolded him, and shook his hand vigorously. Unexpectedly, his finger hit the tree trunk next to him. In an instant, blood gushed out! My friend was in great pain, and forgot that his hands were dirty, so he put his fingers into his mouth to suck the blood. Only after he took it into his mouth did he realize that it was evil. He was vomiting wildly, but unexpectedly the movement was too big and the slope was too steep. My friend fell backwards and heard a "poof" sound, and he actually sat on top of his excrement. My friend went crazy and jumped up in anger. However, his pants were not raised and were still below his knees, and the slope was too steep! As soon as I jumped, my legs were too weak and I rushed down the slope with my inertia. In an instant, I was already several feet away. I saw my friend running wildly on the slope, trying to hold up his pants with one hand and trying to balance his body to avoid it. There were few trees and rocks on the slope, and I was out of the woods. I chased after it, trying to stop it, but it was so fast that I couldn't catch up.

All the girls in the pavilion at the foot of the slope heard the sound of trees hitting each other on the slope, and they all paid attention. They saw my friend rushing down the slope, his pants down to his knees, and streaking out of the forest. When all the girls saw this, they were shocked and screamed, trying to avoid him! My friend is extremely manic! Look up to the sky and scream! I tried hard to stop, but my speed was so fast! Hearing a "poof" sound again, he fell to the ground and rolled several feet away. When I caught him, I saw that my friend's pants had been pulled down to his ankles, his teeth were bared, his eyes were snarling, he was foaming at the mouth, and there were blood marks all over his body. The whole body is filthy, the smell is pungent, and I feel faint and half awake! And all the girls were standing not far away, their faces pale, and no one dared to step forward! I tried to help him, but my friend refused. I stood up on my own with tears in my eyes, put on my pants, brushed my hair, and staggered down the mountain. I was left standing there blankly on the mountain with other girls, never to be seen again in the city!

Qu Yuan said: "The whole world is turbid, but I alone am clear. Everyone is drunk, but I alone am awake. This is how I see it." His friend said: "The whole world is pure, but I am alone turbid. Everyone is awake, but I am alone. Epilepsy is caused by paper! ” 4. Funny Ancient Prose

Speechless, alone in the bar, the lights are numb, the crowd is pouring beer late at night, and I am still drunk, especially because the smell of alcohol is in my heart 1.__________ , because Yixiao made people look haggard, the classmate replied: You will never regret it if you take off your clothes and belts (the correct interpretation is "the clothes and belts will get wider and you will never regret it", I admit that this is a ideological problem) 2. Asked him how he got it so clear, __________ classmate answered: There is a clear spring in my heart (the correct interpretation is "Only living water comes from the source", we are still a little bit attached to the water~~~) 3. Why should *** cut the west window candle, __________ classmate answer: The husband and wife sit together until dawn ( The Chinese teacher fainted with laughter while marking the paper.

Later, when he mentioned this in class, he fainted again! The correct interpretation is "When it rains at night in Bashan") 4. The cricket shook the big tree, __________ student answered: Not moving at all. Dong (the correct interpretation is "ridiculous and unreasonable".

Motionless, illustrious, very consistent with the facts) 5. The beauty of a gentleman as an adult, __________ classmate’s answer: A villain takes away the love of others. Poetry answer during the exam 6. If you are poor, you live alone, __________ classmate’s answer: If you are rich, you have wives and concubines (correct answer: 7. __________, who in the world doesn’t recognize you? Student’s answer: As long as he looks like Saddam 9. He has a colorful phoenix with two flying wings, __________’s student’s answer: A plucked phoenix is ??not as good as a chicken. Also: The husband and wife both return home. (The correct interpretation is "there is a clear understanding between the two minds") 10. The sun rises in the east and rains in the west, __________ students answer: fight at the end of the bed, get together at the end of the bed, and also: get into the wrong sedan chair and marry the right man 11. __________, the wife of a wretched man does not stay in the house. Classmate answer: get married. Husband doesn’t go to bed 12. I wish you a long life, __________ classmate’s answer: a heart that will last forever (I laughed wildly at the time, but now I think it’s quite classic.

The correct interpretation is “Chan Juan, a thousand miles away”) 13. Xisai Mountain Before the egrets fly, __________ classmate answers: The turtle crawls along the river in East Village (that’s right) 14. I advise God to cheer up, __________ classmate answers: God roars at me three times (the correct interpretation is “to demote talented people in an eclectic way”, Gong Zizhen) 15. I am born with talents that must be useful, __________ A classmate answered: He showed his magical powers at critical moments. Another classmate answered: A mouse’s son can dig holes (the Chinese teachers in the entire office laughed wildly without any image) 16. If the sky is affectionate, the sky will also grow old. __________ Student’s answer: If you are not romantic, you will waste your youth! (The correct interpretation is "If there is no hatred for the moon, the moon will be round" Li He's "The Golden Bronze Immortal's Song of Han Dynasty") 17. Relatives and friends in Luoyang asked each other, __________ classmate replied: Please don't tell him (the correct interpretation is "A heart of ice is in a jade pot") 18. There is a couplet in the final exam. The first couplet is a hero's sword. The second couplet that a third-year junior high school student paired is: My mother is rich and charming. 19. Good medicine is bitter and good for the disease. __________ The student answered: He is a fool if he doesn't take it. Since ancient times, no one has died. __________ Student’s answer: It’s just that people die in sequence 20. There is bright moonlight in front of the bed, __________ Student’s answer: Li Bai’s sleep is sweet , Flying into the homes of ordinary people. Classmate’s answer: Konka Caiba TV 23. Grape wine luminous cup, __________ Classmate’s answer: Lots of money and beauties 24. __________, Pedestrians on the road want to die, the masterpiece of a first-year junior high school student: Ghost knocking on the door in the middle of the night 25 .There was another test on Tao Yuanming's "I can't bend my waist for five buckets of rice." The classmate answered "Just give me six buckets of rice."... 26. Laowu Lao and the old of the person, __________ The classmate answered: Wife, my wife, and the wife of the person ( When the teacher later graded the paper, he said that the classmate was particularly dedicated, haha) 27. I remember back then, when we were strong and powerful, __________ students answered: Look at today, they are stalking each other (the correct interpretation is "to swallow thousands of miles like a tiger") 28. A fifth-grade student I got "Three Stooges, __________" in one exam. The student replied: The odors are all the same (which made the invigilator and the principal outside laugh). A student in the first grade of junior high school said to the couple, "Climb the city and take in the scenery of the mountains among the white clouds. __________" The classmate answered: I went to the hotel to hug the lady to bed (his Chinese teacher almost vomited blood and died on the spot) 30. If the love lasts for a long time, __________ The classmate answered: It is time for the two to get married. 31. Thousands of sails passed by the side of the sinking boat. __________ Student’s answer: There are many ways to spread a peacock’s tail. 32. You will regret less when you use books. __________ Student’s answer: There is not enough money to spend at the end of the month. 33. If the sky is affectionate, the sky will also grow old. __________ Student’s answer: If people are affectionate, they will die early (the correct answer is “ "If there is no hatred for the moon, the moon will be full") 34. Since ancient times, no one has died, __________ student answered: Who has pooped without paper (no words.

) 35. Once I was asked about Li Qingzhao's Ru Meng Ling, "Do you know? Do you know?___________" The student answered: SORRY I, DON'T KNOW.

(The correct interpretation is "It should be green, fat, red and thin") 36. Once, Mr. Lu Xun was tested on a certain sentence: "___________, I splashed Xuanyuan with my blood." The classmate replied: He used his sword blade. 37. Chinese language test, There is a revolutionary poem in the fill-in-the-blank section: "The door for people to enter and exit is locked, _______________, and a voice shouts: _______________ I long for freedom, but how can a human body crawl out of a dog hole..." Student answer: Climb for a dog The hole he came out of is also locked/ Damn, it’s all locked! Holding the hand of the child, one knows that the child is ugly, with tears streaming down the face. If the child does not leave, I will leave. 38. Love is always the same in thousands of mountains and rivers. ___________ The classmate answered: Can I give you one more? (The marking teacher corrected: Love is love. , points are points, even if you give more than one, it won't do.) 39. When I was in the first year of high school, during a monthly exam, the sentence "Looked up to the sky and went out laughing, (correct answer) I am not a Penghao person." Someone in the class wrote: I accidentally twisted my waist.

There is another sentence, the previous sentence: "Clear water brings out hibiscus, (correct answer) nature removes the carvings." Some people wrote, Lotus roots emerge from the mud; others went even further and wrote: Heroes emerge from troubled times. 40. When I asked you how much sorrow you can have, ___________ the student answered: Just like a pot of Erguotou (the teacher commented, "You drank too much again..."). 5. Funny classical Chinese essays

The butcher has only just started his business, but he has not been able to harm the father's hill.

Today there is a vast area of ??water with a radius of seven miles. In this city, trees with an inch diameter can be used to form dips, islets, kennels, and rocks. However, the servants of the bodyguard can't stand their filthy behavior. The loyal people are frozen thousands of miles away, and the snow is drifting thousands of miles away. The butcher Gai is looking at the beauty in the scene all day long, and the more he looks at it, the more he becomes fascinated.

It is sincerely appropriate to cut down bamboos and take the road to visit the country and miss the hometown. It is not appropriate to open the door to listen to the saints and criticize the mistakes of others in order to block the road of loyalty and admonishment. In the palace and in the mansion, everything is full of smelly oil and bad sauce, and there are rows of people who are punished and punished.

If there is a person who commits adultery and is a loyal person, it is advisable to show off his trousers and reveal his breasts to show His Majesty's displeasure. The ministers in charge, Yu Shinan, Zhang Suiyang, and Zhang Fangping, are all beasts with huge leaps and bounds. Therefore, the simple butchers seem to be enjoying themselves with tourists.

If you are foolish enough to think about reading, you will be able to read "Click" to the fourth drum without getting tired. General Qian Zhi's donkey was very fond of singing and knew a lot about military affairs. He tried to use it in the past. The butcher said that "the two sides are fighting, and they almost want to go first." Therefore, Zhongyong was elected as the prefect.

Those who foolishly think that discussing war matters will be able to defeat them by attacking them in an encircling way. The feet in front of you are confused, and the eyes in the distance are blurred. This is why the early Han Dynasty was in ruins.

When the butcher was here, every time he and I held our knives and stared at each other, we would always sigh that I couldn't ejaculate. Taihang, Wangwu, the son of the neighboring Jingcheng family, the god of snakes, this official who knows the Zhenliang death festival, I hope your majesty will trust it, and the overthrow of the Han Dynasty will be achieved.

I am a pure Han who has no idea how high he is, and he cultivates the land in the north of the hidden land. He spends his whole life wandering and leaning on the dangers, and does not seek to learn and reach people in Chu. The butcher did not think that the minister was fierce and chivalrous, but looked around him. He visited the minister three times in Poshan Temple. He was so grateful that he allowed the butcher to live in the Qing Dynasty and not stay for a long time.

After the value was overturned, when I was appointed to the end of the rope, I was ordered to be between the two stocks. When you come, you will be useless. The butcher knew that his minister stopped his cup and threw chopsticks, unable to eat, so when he was about to die, he sent him a piece of wood an inch in diameter.

Since being appointed, I have held the yellow on my left and the blue on my right. I only know how to bend my bow and shoot at the big eagle. I am afraid that the entrustment will not work and I will hurt the late emperor's youthful madness, so I brush Zhang Suiyang with my sleeve and play with it in fear. Incessantly. Now that the South China Sea has been settled, the military revolution is not weak, and there is not a lot of rice and millet. The reward is to lead the three armies, and the people under his command for 800 miles are burned, and those who go forward are mixed.

The reason why this minister repays the butcher's duty is to ride the wind back. As for the losers singing on the road and the travelers resting in the trees, then Yu Shinan, Suiyang, and Fang Ping are all in charge.

May your majesty make people haggard for the sake of Iraq. If it doesn't work, kill him and bring him to the butcher's knife.

If there are no novelists to comment on, then Shinan, Suiyang, and Fang Ping will be blamed for their slowness.

Your Majesty will also entertain guests at a banquet, cut their throats, and drain their flesh.

I am so grateful that I should stay away now. I stretch out my arms with all my strength, and the two sides are fighting, almost wanting to leave first. 6. I beg for a super funny classical Chinese article

Original text in classical Chinese: You are an old woman, if you don’t leave me here to take care of you, I will definitely take no less than two or three naps with my eyes closed today. Sentence. Angry people, those who take a nap are not just me, why should I point it out? Besides, I haven't lost my mind yet, so I am unjustly accused. What can you do? If they are really capable, why are there more than half of the students lying on the desk? There are at least six out of ten people who dislike you. Are you kind? The number can be seen. There is no blame for the past, but what happened today is abominable and makes me angry. Mother, I am sincere and my mother is not happy. Vernacular Translation: ***'s death Teacher, if it weren't for my score, it would be in your hands If you think I fell asleep in class today, I will definitely give you no less than two or three words of displeasure! I'm not the only one dozing off, so why am I the only one you miss? Besides, I haven’t completely fallen asleep yet, which is really unfair! What talents do you have? If you are really capable, why are more than half of the students sleeping on their desks? Six out of ten students hate you. Are you teaching well? You can tell from the number of people sleeping. I won’t argue with you about what happened before, but as for what happened today, you are really hateful and it makes me really angry! Damn, *** is so unhappy. 7. A spoof of ancient poems and prose

When I was young and my boss returned home, he could tell whether I was male or female.

If you are poor, you will be alone, but if you are rich, you will have a group of wives and concubines

There are three thousand beauties in the harem, and iron rods will be ground into embroidery needles

I often hate that the village girl has no place to look for, I don’t know Turn into this

Ask you how much sorrow you can have, just like a red cross left on a scroll

The waves behind the Yangtze River push the waves ahead, and each generation becomes more and more waves

Two orioles sing in the green willows, and a row of egrets ascends to the west sky

When *** cuts the candles at the west window, the couple sit together until dawn

Egrets fly in front of Xisai Mountain, East Village Black turtles crawl by the river

Good medicine is bitter and good for diseases, but smoking and drinking are harmful to the body

The noisy forest becomes quieter, and the barking of dogs makes people happier

Worry and labor can rejuvenate the country , closing your eyes can help you rest your mind

Cut the grass without eradicating the root, but the spring breeze will grow again

Smile, in ten years, you will marry fewer concubines and sleep more

You will not know until you are trapped. Thousands of stocks are empty, but the market is sad but the market is not red. On the day when oil rebounds and unwinds, the family sacrifices will be made without forgetting to tell Nai Weng. The market is not aware of the dawn, and there is no good news everywhere. The sound of tax hikes comes at night, how much do you know if the tax limit has dropped? During the Qingming Festival, there are tears in the stock market, and the stock market is broken and the soul is broken. I want to ask where the market is going, and the big mistake will point to the spring of the next year. 8. What are the classic funny sentences in classical Chinese?

In the extremely cold land of the north, a woman sat on the wall to urinate. , the urine was frozen before the drowning was completed, and even the vagina was caked on the stone.

Call your husband to come and give him a mouthful. A man with shortsightedness and a beard will not melt when he touches it, even his breath will freeze into ice, and his beard and hair will freeze together and will not dissolve.

He ordered his boy to chisel it open and said: "Look carefully and see that the hair is connected to the straight seams and the whiskers are connected to the horizontal seams." The two brothers went to bathe in the river together. The brother's penis was bitten by a water snake and it couldn't be pulled off. The brother held a knife and wanted to cut it. The brother said: "Look at the knife carefully! The one with two eyes is a snake head; the one with one eye is a snake." .

A slave girl accidentally farted in front of her master. The master was so angry that he wanted to scold her. When he saw that her buttocks were very white, he got angry without realizing it. Tomorrow, when the master is in the study, he suddenly hears a knock on the door. He opens the door and sees that it is the maidservant from yesterday.

When asked why, he replied: "I just farted again." Some people who have never been close to women in their lives don't know what it is like to have sex.

When I asked someone about it, they said, "It's just like an eye raised up." This person takes it to heart.

One day, the prostitution suddenly broke out. I didn’t know where the brothel was, so I ran into the street. I saw a sign with several eyes painted on it. I accidentally put it sideways, thinking that it must be a prostitute’s house. When he came inside to explain his purpose, the doctor was furious and scolded him to chase him away.

The man said: "It's not a brothel, how can we put so many things outside?" He is good at divination and also loves humor.

A pregnant man or woman came to inquire. After the divination was completed, he held up his hands and congratulated and said, "It's a man with an egg." The woman was very happy and said that she was undoubtedly pregnant.

It was time to give birth, but it was a daughter. Because of the past, the fortune teller said: "Only men have eggs, and only women can hold them. If there is something to hold the eggs, why is it not a woman?" The husband and wife were about to have an affair, but because of the obstruction, the two sons were sleeping nearby and were not known to be alive.

Then each one calls out to test it. The two sons did not respond to each other, knowing that they wanted to do this.

When there are heavy clouds and rain, his mother is so happy that she almost dies. One son suddenly laughed, and the mother was ashamed and scolded him.

Another son said: "If you beat her well, if you beat her well, your mother will not cry after she dies, but will laugh instead." An unmarried girl secretly asked her sister-in-law, "Are you happy with this?" The sister-in-law said: "What a pleasure it is to make arrangements for the couple as a courtesy to Duke Zhou."

When my daughter returned to Ning after she got married, when she saw her sister-in-law, she laughed and scolded her: "What a liar." On the bride's first night, the groom is not very good at it and puts his penis in without moving.

Female *** said: "Oh, that's not good, it hurts"! The husband said: "Take it out"? The woman said: "Oh no, it hurts!" The husband said: "It feels bloated and painful when it goes in, and it feels empty and painful when it comes out. What do you want?" The woman said, "Just take it in and take it out." A woman was lying awake during the day, and a man put an eggplant into the female's body. When the woman woke up and saw the eggplant inside, she realized that she had been deceived, and she kept cursing her.

The neighbor lady said: "This is very ugly. Madam, please save your words." The woman said: "That's not what you said. If you don't scold me if you stuff the eggplants this time, then the winter melons and gourds will come all at once."

There was a married girl from a rich family and a poor boy. The husband's family was afraid that the girl would not be able to get married, so they led a group of people to snatch the bride and accidentally carried her aunt on her back. The female family member shouted urgently: "It's time to rush!" The aunt said on her back: "It's not bad, it's not bad! Come closer, don't believe he is trying to coax you."

On the wedding night, send off the wedding banquet . The next day, the chef checked the table and found no candy hat.

After asking around, the newcomer burst into laughter. Xi Niang was standing by and asked, "What are you laughing at?" The woman replied, "No wonder a man's tongue was so sweet last night."

A man encountered two boats and held his hand outside the window sill, getting pinched. With one finger, he blamed his wife. His wife was horrified and told him, "If you encounter two ships from now on, remember not to urinate."

Dong Yong performed filial piety, and God ordered a fairy to marry him. All the fairies saw him off and said, "Go down below. If there are any filial piety people, be sure to send me a letter."

A woman complained to the official: "When I went to draw water from the well, someone came from behind. "It's obscene." The official said, "Why didn't you stand up at that time?" He replied, "If you stand up, you might get out of your ear." Asked her husband: "Are you going in?" He said: "Go in."

The woman then frowned and said: "Well, I feel a little pain.".