What are the lines in the sketch about selling potatoes?

Quotes from the sketch about selling potatoes

Potato seller: Oops! Been waiting for a long time? Why! Fresh potatoes, we sell potatoes. Why? Brother, how many of you are here? I want to eat a piece of watermelon, thank you! Oh, they sell potatoes, fresh potatoes. Selling potatoes for one dollar and two. Hey! This place is relatively big. Why! Sell ??Potatoes Ouch Fresh Potatoes Sell Potatoes Ouch! It’s very popular and business is good! Why! I need to make a phone call first! Oops, that’s wrong. Damn it. Is Weiwei the Little Dragon Girl? Yes, I am Yang Guo. How much does it cost at your place? What? 8 cents, oh, are you stupid? I have two dollars here, come here quickly! Hey, they’re selling potatoes for the New Year...

Narration: The first person who came to buy potatoes was a female singer passing by after get off work

Potato seller: Potatoes, two for one piece Hey, big brother, hey, potato. Don't drink, the potatoes are fresh.

Female singer: Hey old man

Potato seller: Ah

Female singer: I always want to tell you how much your potatoes cost per pound ?

Potato seller: Damn it, just buy groceries, and she even plays bel canto. (Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee) I always want to tell you, my potatoes are one piece and two pounds per pound.

Female singer: Would you sell it for eight cents per catty?

Potato seller: If I sell it for eight cents, I will tighten my belt.

Female singer: Ah~ah... If it doesn’t sell, it won’t be sold. We are both in a good bay

Potato seller: Bye bye, bah, it’s a waste of my expression, I sang for a long time and didn’t even buy a pound, I’m irritated

Narration: Second The potato seller is so excited (music)

Potato seller: Hey potatoes, sell potatoes, sell potatoes

Hi girl: Dear old man, how do you sell potatoes?

Potato seller: Oops! Play RAP with me. Dear little sister, potatoes are worth two for one dollar

Haenyeo: Can I sell them for eight cents?

Potato seller: I can’t sell them for eight cents

Hainyeo: If I don’t sell them, then Don’t sell it, let’s have a good bay

Potato seller: Bye bye, bye bye, ah, bye bye... (Falling down) Ouch! Do it twice more! Ouch! The waist is all broken up.

Narration: The third person who came to buy potatoes was a sissy

Potato seller: Hey! Fresh potatoes, $1.20, buy them quickly! Potatoes fresh potatoes Hey! I will regret not buying it! Potatoes a piece or two, fresh potatoes, buy them quickly! Shopping for the Chinese New Year! Sold potatoes cheaply! Fresh!

Sissy: Old man, how do you sell potatoes?

Potato seller: One dollar and two potatoes

Sissy: One dollar and two? Selling it for 80 cents?

Potato seller: Eight cents is too little, we can’t sell it

Sissy girl: Oh, eight cents is too little!

Potato seller: I really can’t sell it

Sissy: I’m selling it for eight cents

Potato seller: I can’t sell it

Sissy : For sale

Potato seller: Can’t sell

Sissy: For sale, sell it

Potato seller: Can’t sell

Sissy: I sell them

Potato seller: No, I don’t sell them

Sissy: Humph! If you don’t buy it, you’ll be knocked down

The potato seller: He’s neither male nor female, he must be a psychopath, forget it, let’s just sell potatoes! They sell potatoes, one dollar for two, hurry up!

Narration: Holy shit! Triads also eat potatoes

Potato seller: Hey! Fresh potatoes are only a dollar and a half. Hurry up and buy them. Take a look and look at a dollar and a half.

Underworld: Old Man

Potato Seller: Big Brother

Underworld: What about the potatoes? Sell?

Potato seller: Tu~Dou, potatoes are one dollar for two.

The underworld: One dollar for two is a bit expensive, how about eight cents?

Potato seller: Eight cents? Brother, you can’t sell it for eight cents! If it’s sold, I’ll post it

Triad: You won’t sell it? I think you should sell it (draws the knife) How about it?

Potato seller: Brother, help me, help me (draws the knife) I can’t sell them.

Underworld: You don’t want to sell? If you don’t sell it, don’t sell it.

Potato seller: Damn it, you are playing gangster with me. I was the boss in Haikou when I was three years old, so do it with me! snort!

Narration: Friends, take a look, this is how he sells potatoes, let alone a bag of potatoes. He can't even sell a single potato, how can anyone do this kind of business?

Potato seller: Who’s behind? Chirping and murmuring. Who is it? Who is speaking? ,

Audience: He

Potato seller: He said that, is it him?

Audience: Yes

Potato seller: No wonder I can’t sell a single potato. Damn it, come here and I’ll chop you to death.

Narration: Oh no no~ Oh no no, that’s not what I meant. What I meant was that I can’t sell potatoes like you, right? Think about it, doing business, making money by being friendly, you still have such a big knife, how can you sell it, your potatoes are not easy to sell

Potato seller: Let me tell you, you bought potatoes today

Narration: I don’t eat potatoes. Besides, one dollar or two is too expensive for you, so I won’t buy them.

Potato seller: I have to buy them even if I don’t want to.

Narration: Aren’t you buying and selling by force?

Potato seller: Ouch! I'm going to force the sale today,

Narrator: You're being unreasonable

Potato seller: You're being unreasonable, what's the matter?

Narration: Old man, let me discuss something with you

Potato seller: There is nothing to discuss

Narration: No one in my family eats it Potatoes

Potato seller: It’s none of my business if you don’t eat them, just buy them!

Narration: I can’t buy that potato of yours