Musicals were born in Europe and the United States at the beginning of the last century. Among them, the music originated from authentic African American jazz music, and the dance combined jazz dance and tap dance. In 1927, Ron Cohen's "The Water Stage" ushered in the era of musicals, and its episode "Old Man's River" became a household name at the time and spread all over the world. From musicals based on jazz music and dance to rock musicals, to European musicals with a modern opera concept, the concept of musicals itself is constantly evolving and changing, becoming a popular performance form that retains considerable artistic standards.

Musical is a highly comprehensive comprehensive stage art. If we look at it as a whole, its constituent elements almost include most of the existing art varieties in the world today - from Literature, drama, poetry, music, dance, sculpture, painting, architecture, to humorous art, burlesque performances and sound and light art, and even movies, acrobatics, magic, etc.

Musicals highly integrate these art categories with different aesthetic categories, different aesthetic methods, and different artistic charms. What it provides to the audience is a kind of music that is not limited by time and space and pays equal attention to hearing and vision. , a comprehensive theater aesthetic effect with complete expressions and shapes

Today’s musicals mainly include three elements:

1. Songs, dances, and dialogues are brought into full play. Comprehensive performance.

2. A large-scale production with luxurious and magnificent stage scenery.

3. Modern art level integrating entertainment and cultural exchange.

Two Visits to the Thatched Cottage (Script of Sketch Musical)

Characters: First—— Mr. Pingshu Liu—— Liu Beiguan—— Guan Yu

Zhang—— Zhang Fei Zhuge——Zhuge Liang

Scene 1

(A table with gavel and other objects)

First (wearing a robe, holding a folding fan ): Dear leaders, teachers, and classmates, good evening everyone! (Holds fists) Today we are all gathered together. I want to tell you about Duan Pingshu (throws aside the folding fan) - Liu, Guan and Zhang visited the thatched cottage three times! (Patting the gavel tree and closing the folding fan) Speaking of which, in the last years of the Eastern Han Dynasty, the world was in strife...

Liu (drags a pile of shoe boxes): Hey, let’s take a look! A pair of leather shoes costs two and a half yuan! The bloodletting sale is on sale! There is no shop like this after passing this village!

Xian (hurriedly stepped forward to stop him): What are you doing?

Guan (pushing an old No. 28 bicycle with a large bag on the back. Singing while walking to the tune of "Red Sorghum"): Change the rice, change the rice, change the rice, change the rice, change Big-ah-meters!

First (abandoning Liu and rushing to pass)

Zhang (carrying two butcher knives): Hey, the pig was just killed this morning, fresh! (To the first) Man, let’s beat two pounds of pork!

First: Don’t buy it! Go! Go! Go! What are you doing! It’s a farmer’s market here! Didn't you see the show? Go! Go! Go! Go cool off! (Driving the three people off) Everyone, I'm sorry, let's continue. By the way, this Liu Bei is the queen of King Jing of Zhongshan, and he has the appearance of an emperor, like a tiger walking like a dragon!

Liu: Hey, hey, I am Liu Bei.

Guan: I am Guan Yu!

Zhang: I am Zhang Fei!

Xian: (Surprised) Everyone, I have been telling stories for half my life, and this is the first time I know what Liu, Guan, and Zhang look like! (Turns to the three of them) Hey, they are three heroes! Long time admiration!

Liu Guanzhang: You’re welcome.

First: Aren’t the three of you from the Eastern Han Dynasty? Why did you come here to do business?

Liu: Sir, you don’t know something. The unit policy was invigorated, but I, the old section chief, was actually squeezed out by the new guy Adou!

Guan: The factory is optimizing the combination, and I, the technician, have also been laid off.

Zhang: Not to mention, I turned out to be the warehouse manager of the meat factory. Once I found a sick pig in the warehouse, so I threw the sick pig out. Unexpectedly, the factory director saw it, dragged the sick pig back, and threw me out!

Xian: Hey - isn’t this unlucky! So, you three, how is business now?

Liu Guanzhang: Business? well!

Liu: (Singing to the tune of "I'm Feeling Annoyed Lately") I've been feeling annoyed lately, I've been feeling annoyed, I've been feeling a little bit extreme. The quality of the leather shoes is so bad that others have to refund them as soon as they wear them! well!

Guan: (taken from the tune of "I'm Feeling Annoyed Lately", singing) I've been feeling annoyed lately, I've been feeling annoyed, I've been feeling annoyed, and I haven't replaced half of the cart of rice yet. Everyone in the city is smart and capable, but they don’t come to buy rice for cooking. well!

Zhang: (Singing to the tune of "I've Been More Annoyed Lately") I've been more annoyed lately, more annoying than you, and more annoying than you! I always feel that money is getting harder and harder to earn day by day. Colleagues all sighed like this

Xian, Liu, and Guan: How do you say it?

Zhang: It’s getting harder and harder to sell a pig a day!

Liu, Guan, Zhang: Alas, it’s difficult!

Xian: It is difficult to run an individual business nowadays. Why don’t the three of you form a partnership? As the saying goes: Brothers working together can break gold.

Liu: Why haven’t you done this before? Our brothers used to jointly open a "Taoyuan Industrial Co., Ltd." and the business was booming at the beginning. But then a bad guy came from the north, called, what is his name, Cao Cao, ho--(gathering his saliva) Bah! With the help of his cousin's aunt's brother-in-law's eldest niece's godfather's nephew, the neighbor's eldest brother is some kind of director. He took out a loan of 5 million and opened the Mengde Group. He took away all our business. Now, we don't even have water and electricity. I couldn't afford the fees, so I had to find some overstocked products from the warehouse and go it alone.

Zhang: Hey - this is not a backlog product! I just woke up this morning to kill a pig! Fresh!

Guan (drags Zhang away): Okay, just don’t cause trouble!

First: In this market economy, competition is inevitable.

Zhang (break free): Competition? Then the Cao Cao Group is rich and powerful, how can I compete with him?

Liu: Sir, (singing to the tune of "The Girl Opposite Looks Over"), that guy Cao Cao is really bad. He does business and acts rogue. All our customers are pulled away by him, and we ignore him when he sees him. Ignore! Who understands the sorrow of a bankrupt boss? I beg you toss a coin, give me some money, and let me eat some food - Hey - Hey - Hey - (The tone of his voice suddenly changed, and he suddenly started crying) Hey - Wuwuwu——咿——wuwuwuwu

First of all: please don’t cry, please don’t cry! (To the audience) This Liu Bei just loves to cry!

Guan: Sir, you don’t know something. My eldest brother, he, he, he, he, he is too soft-hearted! (Singing to the tune of "Heart Is Too Soft") He is always too soft-hearted, crying alone until dawn. He loves this factory without regrets, but I know he is not that strong at all. (To Liu) You are always too soft-hearted and bear all the debts yourself. Doing business seems easy, but making money is difficult. You and I all need exercise.

Liu (thrown into the care and cried loudly): Ah - second brother!

Guan (hugging Liu, crying): Brother!

Zhang: Hey, sir, I think it’s not easy for you to perform here. You see, the three of us have fallen into this kind of behavior. Can you think of a way for me to do it? ? If your method works, don't you see, this pig is in the water, it's your choice!

First: (to the audience) Hey! This guy, you can tell he is a hero at first glance! Okay, just mess with his pigs, I have to give them a good idea. (Turns to the three men) Hey, I said three good men. I have a humble opinion. I wonder if you three would like to hear it?

Liu: Sir, please speak!

Xian: Let me see, you are actually lacking a sales manager. These days, the boss should focus on everything and leave all the trivial matters to him. Wouldn't it be nice for you to just sit back and enjoy the results?

Liu: Sir, you are really impressed!

Guan: We are going to recruit now!

Liu, Guan, Zhang (retired)

Zhang (ran back in a hurry): Hehe! Sir, if you succeed in this trick, I will send you two high-quality pigs into the water! Let’s go! (Chasing Liu and Guan)

First (chasing Zhang) Hey, there are three of us in our family! Get the third mate!

Act 2

(A table and a chair. Next to it is a wooden sign with recruitment notices posted on it)

Zhang: These recruitment notices are all posted I have been out for more than a month, and many people have come, but none of them are useful. Both of them are too tired to bear it anymore. Today, I will keep an eye on you! (Goes to the table, shouts and sits down) Hey - recruitment has started! Come up to me if you still have a breath!

Zhuge (wearing a doctor's suit, a doctor's hat, a pair of black-rimmed glasses, and holding a diploma in his hand. He came on stage while singing to the tune of "Farewell My Concubine") I - standing, hunting the wind I wish I could become the president of the country! Looking at the sky, clouds are moving in all directions, diploma in hand, asking the world who is the hero! I - standing in the hunting wind, wishing I could become the president of the country! Looking at the sky, clouds are moving in all directions, diploma in hand, asking the world who is the hero! (The tone changes sharply) There are thousands of jobs in this world, why is there no one for me? The school said that you should wait at home for the assignment, but after two years, my pockets are empty - (to Zhang) In my heart, you are the most important! Please hurry up and use me! I can organize production and manage operations. (To the audience) Whoever uses me will become famous! I guarantee him to become a tycoon! If you want to rule the roost, hire me, Wolong! (Kneel down on one knee and pretend to be a "thinker")

Zhang: Huh? What are you doing?

Zhuge (adjusting his glasses) You, are you the boss?

Zhang (not comfortable being called "boss" for the first time) Huh? Ah, yes, yes, I am the boss! (Smiling)

Zhuge (ran over to Zhang and knelt down): Boss, please take pity on me!

Zhang (startled, then recovered) What? Do you want food? No way! Go now! Go now!

Zhuge: Oh, no, boss, you misunderstood! Me, I'm here to apply. Look, this is my diploma.

Zhang (holding the diploma upside down and pretending to look at it seriously) Ah, let me take a look. Uh-oh. This...

Zhuge: Boss, you, you took it down!

Zhang: Huh? Huh, me, that’s how I’ve seen it since I was a kid!

Zhuge: Oh~~then, you are really awesome!

Zhang: That is! Hey, don’t just talk about me.

Tell me about you. Please introduce yourself first.

Zhuge: My name is Zhu——Ge Liang, and my courtesy name is Kongming...

Zhang: Then what can you do?

Zhuge (comes to his spirit): I know a lot! I will arrange my troops in formation!

Zhang: That’s useless! I don’t want to fight anymore!

Zhuge: I can control the wind and rain!

Zhang: Hehe, I can’t tell you are still a monster!

Zhuge: This, this, right! I will also use my resourcefulness!

Zhang (Daxi): Can you use your wits?

Zhuge (finally found a way, happy) Yes! right!

Zhang (confused): What is resourcefulness?

Zhuge (almost died) Cough! (Sucks tongue) Let’s give you an example. Back in the day, I had a fire in Bowangpo that burned Cao Jun's armor. (He took out a lighter from his pocket and sang and twisted, as if he was cramping, and he was extremely narcissistic.) You are like that, a fire ! The raging flames (twisting his butt again) burned me!

Zhang (impatiently): Got it! Hit! Stop trembling there! Just like that plague-ridden pig!

Zhuge: You! Why are you scolding people?

Zhang: What if I scold you? I'm a butcher, that's what I am! That’s right! As soon as you mentioned pig, I was inspired again. Let me ask you! What kind of pig is a sick pig and can no longer be eaten?

Zhuge: This, this, I am not a pig butcher, how do I know!

Zhang: You don’t even know what a sick pig is, what else do you know!

Zhuge: What do I know? What don't I know? I am the famous Zhuge Liang! Have you never heard of Zhuge Liang?

Zhang: Brother Pig is showing off and Brother Dog is showing off! I have been killing pigs all my life, and I have never heard of a pig, his brother, being able to show off!

Zhuge: This, this (angrily, pointing at Zhang), this, this kind of person is worthy of being a boss!

Zhang: What? What did you say? Looking for a fight! (Kicked Zhuge Liang into a fight)

Zhuge: Ouch! Oh my god! (Taking out another mirror from his pocket) My hair is messed up!

Zhang: Huh? Still not leaving? Looking for a fight!

Zhuge (seeing that the situation is not good, runs away quickly)

Zhang (grabs Zhuge's collar and kicks him again) I'll give you another kick, run faster!

Zhuge (climbing down the field)

Zhang (sit back on the chair): Come and cause trouble, no matter what!

Liu and Guan (the two ran onto the stage in a hurry)

Liu: Good brother! Dear brother! Is there someone who calls himself Zhuge Kongming coming to apply for a job today?

Zhang: Are you saying that Brother Zhu is bright?

Guan: Yes, yes!

Zhang: He kicked me away!

Guan: You!

Zhang: What’s wrong with me? He doesn't even know what a sick pig is, so what do I want him to do!

Guan: Pig! pig! You know pigs! Go ahead and be a pig!

Zhang (Monk Zhang Er was confused and scratched his head): What happened to the pig?

Liu: My dear brother, I don’t know. I have an old friend named Xu Shu and Xu Yuanzhi who introduced me to this person. Xu Gonghui knows people with his sharp eyes, Kong Ming is a true talent!

Zhang: (Like a child who has done something wrong) Then, what should we do?

Guan: Since Kong Ming has left, we have to invite him another day.

Liu: Alas! That has to be the case!

Act 3

First (runs onto the stage): Everyone! Look! My storytelling was completely ruined by those three. Today I am not invited to invite Zhuge Liang. Hey, (to those behind him) tell me, where is this Zhuge Liang?

Guan: I heard that he sells steamed buns in front of the football stadium.

Liu: Then let’s go find him quickly!

(Walked for a while)

Zhang: Hey, look! There he is!

Zhuge (wearing an apron, pushing a tricycle with a cart of steamed buns on the back): Hot steamed buns! Hot buns! Doctor's brand hot buns! Two and a half cents each! Eh? The game is over! I'm on! (Take two steamed buns in hand, run a few steps, tune to the 98' World Cup theme song "Cup of Life", and imitate Ricky Martin in dance steps) It looks white and feels hot. Please guess what this is. You can not only watch it, but also satisfy your hunger. Why are you hesitating? Come and buy steamed buns. Fans and friends, come here quickly. Please come quickly and buy my hot steamed buns and my white steamed buns! The football game is exciting and you are all hungry, so come and buy my hot steamed buns and my white steamed buns! (Raises hands in the air, swaying from side to side) Bun! Steamed bun! Steamed bun! Two and a half cents each. Steamed bun! Steamed bun! Steamed bun! Authentic white flour buns! Steamed bun! Steamed bun! Steamed bun! Two and a half cents each.

Steamed bun! Steamed bun! Steamed bun! Come and buy - steamed buns!

Liu, Guan, Zhang, Xian (applause, imitating the cheers of theater fans): Okay!

Zhuge (startled)

Zhang: Hey, I mean that pig!

Zhuge (looked up and saw Zhang, turned around and ran away)

Zhang (caught up with Zhuge, bared his teeth and smiled) Hahahaha, I’m talking about Mr. Zhuge Liang!

Zhuge: You, you, what are you going to do!

Zhang: Don’t be afraid! Let me tell you good news! You have been officially hired by our Taoyuan company!

Zhuge (overjoyed) Really?

Liu: Yes sir, please pay me your respects! (Bows to the ground)

Zhuge (hurriedly helps him): No way! useless! (Recognizing Liu, he fainted with joy) Ah!

Liu, Guan, Zhang and Xian (hurriedly supported Zhuge)

Zhuge: My lord, it’s you!

Liu: Yes! military adviser! Unexpectedly, after being separated for two thousand years, we can still reunite!

Zhuge: Lord!

Liu: Military advisor!

Zhang: Hahahaha, it turns out to be a military advisor! (Patting Zhuge on the shoulder, Zhuge almost fell to the ground) I haven’t seen you for two thousand years, and you’re already so high-spirited! Ha ha ha ha!

Zhuge (having eliminated all fear and rolled his eyes): Are these the three generals? Look at you, you have become white and fat now, you look like an old lady, I can’t even recognize you! Ha ha! (Turn to the right side first, adjust his glasses) This must be Yun Chang?

Guan: Guan Yu is here.

First: Look at this guy’s eyes!

Guan: Military advisor, I regretted letting Cao Cao go on Huarong Road!

Zhuge: It doesn’t matter! Look, everyone! (Take out a large pile of documents and papers from his pocket) This is the evidence I collected of Cao Cao’s smuggling, bribery, tax evasion, and tax evasion! Based on these alone, he can be sentenced to eight to a hundred years!

Zhang (learned from Zhuge): Eight to a hundred years! Then what a fool he is!

Everyone: Haha!

Liu: Let’s go! Let's sue him now!

Guan, Zhang, Xian, Zhuge: Let’s go!

Zhuge (hurriedly ran back and pushed his tricycle)

Zhang (chased back): Sir, what are you doing?

Zhuge: My steamed buns haven’t been sold out yet.

Zhang: Cough! No more! (pulling Zhuge Liang out)

Zhuge (being dragged by Zhang, pulling the cart) Bun! Steamed bun! Steamed bun! Two and a half cents each.

Women can play Mr. Pingshu and Zhuge Liang

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