First field

Character: Naruto Uzumaki, orochimaru

Background music: the background sound of fierce fighting, the "bang" sound of psychic skills, the sound of Indian snake flute, and the cherry blossom song of Hanamichi Sakuragi who has been lovelorn for 50 times (funny and tragic music anyway _).

Props: flute, frog (when I was a child, there was an iron frog, which would jump when it was wound! Of course, real frogs are also very good), small wooden barrels, snakes (the principle of hand-controlled ostriches sold on overpasses)

Plot:

Naruto (hands akimbo, left hand pointing to orochimaru): orochimaru, you ate three bowls of barbecued pork noodles, two bowls of seafood noodles and four bowls of beef in X, X's Le Yi Lamian Noodles store, and Lamian Noodles didn't get credit. Here is the bill. With your fingerprints as evidence, you can't deny it ~

Naruto (turning his head to the audience and whispering with his right hand on his mouth): The boss in Lamian Noodles, Le Yi said that if he wanted this account, he would give me five coupons. This part-time job is great!

Orochimaru (smiling, hands still on his chest): What do you think you can do to me?

The music of fierce fighting started ... Two handsome guys posed ... The music stopped.

Orochimaru sat cross-legged on the floor and took out a flute and a small bucket from the dressing room.

When the flute sounded, a snake in the bucket rose with the music. You'd better have a hilarious dance and stop the music.

Orochimaru: Look at my new research on psychic snakes!

Naruto quietly took the frog out of his pocket (note: the action should be as small as possible to avoid being discovered by the audience! ! ! )

Naruto took a bite of his right hand (posturing), squatted down and printed it, shouting: psychic skills!

Bang, Naruto played along with the music, and the frog appeared.

Naruto pointed to orochimaru: Frog, give it to me ~

Frogs jump away (both iron frogs and real frogs should be able to achieve this effect) ...

Hanamichi Sakuragi's 50 lovelorn Ouka Miko rings. ...

Naruto: Kiki Frog, no, no, wait, wait (knocking the frog off the stage)

Orochimaru (fiddling with his hair and shaking it): Recently, children really have no professional ethics. The director called it a day without calling for a card.

Orochimaru picked up the flute and bucket and came down.