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Humorous and funny quotes about traffic jams on the way home from get off work. Essential

Part 1 of humorous stories about traffic jams on the way home from get off work

1. Ever since everyone realized that there will be traffic jams on highways during the holidays, the time for traffic jams has been moved forward.

2. The National Day traffic jam is terrible. The three or four-hour drive is expected to be extended to about eight hours. I feel sorry for myself who is still on the highway... I guess I can have breakfast when I get back~... Think about that time I also want to apply to a university outside the province, which is fine.

3. At the traffic light in front of you, there is a sticky pot. After waiting for several minutes, they still haven't hired me yet.

4. Highway, please charge a toll!

5. After the second ring road, avoid going to the traffic jams and worry about it.

6. We cannot predict when there will be a traffic jam, just as we cannot predict when our lover will change his heart.

7. I am a wandering wanderer who has been stuck in a traffic jam on the highway for an hour and is now climbing to Jinan at a speed of ten miles.

8.11. Hey, I was so angry early in the morning. First, there was a traffic jam in the whole city, and then the unscrupulous freight forwarder maliciously charged high forklift fees. Then the customer insisted on ordering a product that I had clearly informed me that it would be discontinued. It was really enough

9. Unexpectedly, someone came home last month and only arrived this month.

10. Going home for the New Year is a perfect return, but perfection is always accompanied by bad experiences, and some things have no choice, such as traffic jams.

11. Alas! If you go out without checking the weather forecast, you will end up with traffic jams on the highway and heavy rain. When can I get home?

12. Are you annoyed? Digging here and there is endless!

13. I will block you and everyone will block, and we will enjoy the Double Festival together.

14.10. I feel irritated by getting up early in the morning; I feel annoyed by being stuck in traffic.

15. On the highway, the traffic was jammed for more than ten hours. Part 2 of humorous stories about traffic jams on the way home from get off work

16. It was raining and there was a traffic jam when I went home tonight. Many classmates only looked at me and left. He was the only one who stayed with me until the crowd dispersed. Go, it's really warm.

17. Traffic jams, catching the bus, waiting for the bus, long car rides, carrying heavy big boxes up and down emm,,, this is the last day of my vacation

18. Happy National Day everyone ! During the holiday, relax if you are traveling, be calm if you are stuck in traffic, and read a book at home to calm down.

19. When I went home during the Chinese New Year, I felt that the biggest change was that there were more and more cars. The small market in our village was full of traffic jams, and the little sheep were the best.

20. There was a traffic jam on the highway. I shouted out who wanted to play King of Glory, but I laughed out loud. My lover was waiting to come out. I thought about whether I was stuck in a traffic jam or lost my way

21. It’s not easy to go home, but you should cherish it while doing it. The feeling of being stuck in traffic is really frustrating.

22. Who still remembers the seven-day National Day fun, even if you are stuck in traffic?

23. When discussing with my wife where to go during the holidays, my then-year-old son said leisurely: Let’s bring sleeping bags, snacks, good music, fill up the gas, and then go to the traffic jam leisurely.

24.26. In a traffic jam on a highway... there are four people in a car, and three people are playing mahjong on their mobile phones... I... don't know how...

A journey of 25.5 hours took 12 hours of walking. ?

26. I am not afraid of drizzle and cloudy days. As long as I go out on the road, I will feel dizzy if I encounter a traffic jam.

27. Do you want to? Few people and few cars, smooth roads?

28. During the Chinese New Year this year, stations will be crowded again, and highways will be jammed and accidents will occur. It's so sad to do this every year.

29. There is a kind of pain that makes you still stuck in traffic when others arrive. There is a kind of happiness that makes you fly in the sky and watch the traffic jam.

30. Let’s bring sleeping bags, snacks, good music, fill up the gas, and then go to the traffic jam leisurely. A must-have humorous and funny talk about the traffic jam in the primary school zone

A must-have humorous and funny talk about the traffic jam in the primary school zone (Part 1)

1. During the evening rush hour, you can’t go anywhere. On the viaduct If there is a traffic jam, stop under the overpass. ?

2. The May Day holiday is here, are you still alone? It’s not a person, it’s a dog!

3. Seeing or not seeing, traffic jam version: you drive or don’t drive, the road is blocked there and you can’t walk.

4. Being stuck in a traffic jam makes you unhappy and in a bad mood. Who knows who is blocking it.

5. The annual May Day holiday is here! Hurry up and start a 4-day trip to Moments.

6. I thought it was a car show, but it turned out to be a traffic jam in Dubai.

7. There are some things you have no choice about, such as catching a cold, being stuck in traffic, or falling in love with someone.

8. Is it easy to be a student? Classes continue when a typhoon comes, classes continue when it rains heavily, and classes continue when there is a traffic jam and I get out of the car and walk to school! Is it easy for us!

9. Feel the beauty of the most traffic-congested city in the world! I was annoyed and annoyed by the waiting.

10. On the traffic jam, everyone was showing off their talents, some were fishing, some were walking dogs, and some were out for activities. I just sat in the car and enjoyed one drama after another.

11. At this time every day, the passing cars seem to be gathering together, and they don’t want to leave for a long time.

12. It’s not easy to go home, but you should cherish it while doing it. The feeling of being stuck in traffic is really frustrating.

13. The happiest thing is to stay at home with you and watch the traffic jam outside the window.

14.31. Congested, it would be better if there were fewer private cars so that the roads would not be blocked. If private cars could line up in a civilized manner, the traffic would not be blocked. If there is no crowd, we will go home quickly, and friends who are in a hurry will not be upset by traffic jams. There should be fewer private cars.

15. When a ray of sunshine illuminates the earth, we merge into the high-speed traffic jam game, which is very lively. A humorous and funny story about traffic jams in primary school campuses (Part 2)

16. It’s the Chinese New Year, and it will be another holiday where there will be traffic jams when going out, traffic jams when returning home, and unbearable explosions.

17. If it’s Spring Festival travel, you can go ahead and I’ll lose if you don’t get stuck! ?

18. I hope there will be no traffic jams on the way back to Xitang tomorrow, but according to the amount of traffic jams on National Day in previous years, it seems like I am dreaming.

19. When discussing with my wife where to go during the holidays, my then-year-old son said leisurely: Let’s bring sleeping bags, snacks, good music, fill up the gas, and then go to the traffic jam leisurely.

At the beginning of 20., after you get off the night shift, I can wait at the intersection in the cold wind; when you want to take a taxi but can’t, I can take the initiative to ask you if you want to take a taxi, and when you are stuck in a traffic jam The only people who take the initiative to choose a road with less traffic for you are black car drivers

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22.30. I'm having a meeting in the north these days. I have to travel 4 hours and 90 kilometers back and forth every day. The drive makes me sore, backache, headache, and upset. From Ring 2 to Ring 4, there are traffic jams all day long. This was not the case a few years ago. There are too many cars!

23. Let’s bring sleeping bags, snacks and good music, fill up the gas, and then go to the traffic jam leisurely.

24. There are always some naive humans who think that if they sound the horn a few more times when there is a traffic jam, the car will start moving!

25. How congested is the highway? When I woke up, I found that the car was still there.

26. Just drive away, the dog is blocked on the highway, the weather is cold and the road is cold. It’s all about celebrating the New Year, so I can’t walk at high speed.

27. Traffic jam, catching the bus, waiting for the bus, long car ride, carrying heavy big boxes up and down emm,,, this is the last day of my vacation

28. When stuck in traffic , you can call family, friends, or even customers. The longer the traffic jam lasts, the more profound the emotional exchange becomes. Some people gained long-lost family affection, some negotiated big business, and some even gained love... Traffic jams really promote the relationship between people...

29. Staying at home is the best The biggest contribution to the long holiday is not difficult for the traffic police, not difficult for the cleaners, not difficult for the insurance companies, not difficult for the gasoline resources, and not difficult for the toll collectors who still need to issue and collect cards since the expressway does not charge tolls.

30. At this time, traffic jams have begun on the Ring Road. During the National Day holiday, it can be quiet for a few days. I hope everyone who travels will not be stuck on the road. Humorous and funny comments on the circle of friends about traffic jams during travel

Humorous and funny comments on the circle of friends about traffic jams during travel (Part 1)

1. Traffic jams are endless every day, from spring to autumn, driving in On the road, they were crowded into a pot of porridge.

2. The horn honked and the fog lights flashed red. The driver was heartbroken and just hoped that the weather would clear up.

3. I will block you and everyone will block, and we will enjoy the Double Festival together. ?

4. Do you want to? Few people and few cars, smooth roads?

5. The National Day Expressway is a festival of crashes and traffic jams. There were more than ten accidents in one night.

6. Going home for the New Year is a wonderful journey, but good things always come with bad experiences, and some things have no choice, such as traffic jams. ?

7. There is no way out despite the mountains and rivers, and I wake up in the same place.

8. Go before the National Day traffic jam. I got on the expressway at ten o'clock in the evening. I looked around and saw that I was almost at the Jiangyin Bridge. It was like this every time I went back to my parents' home. Looking forward to the high-speed rail next year. Leave that place that makes me tired and go back to see my dear friends. Not excited, but more calm and relieved. I know there will always be someone waiting for me there~

9. On the way to work, there are thousands of miles of traffic and thousands of people. Looking at the street inside and outside, the traffic is like a turtle, the driver is irritable, does not move a step, and always urinates when the light is red. The traffic is so busy that many wealthy people are attracted to take the bus. What a pity the Audi A6 is as slow as a snail. Mercedes-Benz and BMW, nowhere to go crazy. The genius of the generation, Lamborghini, cried when he watched an electric motorcycle pass a car. They were all gone, counting the bicycles and laughing as they pedaled.

10. After the second ring road, avoid going to the traffic jams and worry about it.

11.35. What to shoot! Drive quickly! The traffic jam is annoying!

12. Traffic jams, catching the bus, waiting for the bus, long car rides, carrying heavy boxes up and down emm,,, this is the last day of my vacation

13. The days seem to be comfortable Stove, now life has enough food and clothing. Driving is a common thing, and you can go in and out without being exposed to the sun. Every day after get off work, the torrent is stagnant, and when I get home, I feel as tired as a serf. Driving a car is faster than a motorcycle. These tools are as good as nothing.

14. You can enjoy the scenery every day on the traffic jam, and there are sports cars lined up for you to choose from!

15. The Japanese are already upset and are stuck in traffic jams like this. A humorous and funny talk about the travel jam in the circle of friends (Part 2)

16. A row of egrets climbed into the blue sky, and I was squeezed in the middle.

17. The journey took an hour.

18. It was raining and traffic jam when I went home tonight. Many classmates only looked at me and left. He was the only one who stayed with me until the crowd dispersed. It was really warm.

19. Just leave, if you don’t stop, I will lose!

20. The National Day traffic jam is terrible. The three- to four-hour drive is expected to be extended to about eight hours. I feel sorry for myself who is still on the highway... I guess I can have breakfast when I get back ~... Think about that time I also want to apply to a university outside the province, which is fine.

21. It’s cold and snowy at night in Wu, and I watch the sunrise on the highway.

22. My talents are destined to be useful, and I will not move for two hours.

23. Going home for the Chinese New Year, I still can’t escape the curse of traffic jam, and I am stuck in a traffic jam without love.

24. Brother goes home, wishing him a happy National Day traffic jam!

25. Congested, it would be better if there were fewer private cars, so the roads would not be blocked. If private cars could line up politely, the traffic would not be blocked. If there is no crowd, we will go home quickly, and friends who are in a hurry will not be upset by traffic jams. There should be fewer private cars.

26. Are you annoyed? Digging here and there is endless!

27. There was a traffic jam on the highway. I shouted out who wanted to play King of Glory, but I laughed out loud. My lover was waiting to come out. I thought about whether I was stuck in a traffic jam or lost my way

28. I only had one day off during the holiday, but I experienced what traffic jam is. The so-called traffic jam is: Trial Knife Mountain is right in front of you, but you still can't get into the Trial Knife Mountain Tunnel.

29. The May Day holiday is here, and I bought a globe. The world is so big, not only can I look at it, but I can also go around it.

30. After two and a half hours of walking for less than a kilometer, we haven’t arrived yet... This is a day worth remembering in the history of traffic jams... Humorous sentences about traffic jams on the way to work

Traffic jams on the way to work Part 1 of humorous sentences

1. On the highway, there was a traffic jam for more than ten hours.

2. Are you dizzy or not? The road turns left and right and leads nowhere! ?

3. Are you "stuck" today?

4. The most beautiful scenery in the world is no longer the journey home. ?

5. Being stuck in traffic is also a kind of journey. ?

6. Don’t worry about the traffic jam, smile, and see the scenery in a different state of mind.

7. A girl was stuck in a traffic jam on the highway. She was really anxious, so she took a plastic bag and tried to solve it in the car, but she couldn't get out. Afterwards, she put a plastic bag over her head and went to the roadside to solve the problem.

8. Come on, blessings will hurt, there will be a traffic jam on the highway

9. Afraid of traffic jams during the National Day, I got up at 4:30 and continued to Lanzhou.

10. There is a kind of pain that makes you still stuck in traffic when others arrive. There is a kind of happiness that makes you fly in the sky and watch the traffic jam.

11. Feel the beauty of the most traffic-congested city in the world! I was annoyed by the wait.

12. Don’t panic when you’re stuck in traffic, send it to Moments first.

13. Yoyo Chek, let’s watch National Day Traffic Jam tomorrow.

14. It’s raining, there’s a traffic jam, and the weather is so cold, I’m so exhausted!

15. Going home for the New Year is a perfect return, but perfection is always accompanied by bad experiences, and some things have no choice, such as traffic jams.

16. Don’t worry about being stuck in traffic. Smile and enjoy the scenery in a different mood. ?

17.33. There is traffic jam at Bingjingmenmen every morning when I go out. They keep saying that a two-story overpass is going to be built at this intersection. Why is there no movement? Being stuck in traffic jams every morning when I go out is annoying...

18. Traffic jams, traffic jams, always traffic jams. You make me so upset. If you could, you would block me for the rest of my life.

19. After the second ring road, avoid going to the traffic jams and worry about it.

20. Going home for the Chinese New Year, I still can’t escape the curse of traffic jam, and I am stuck in a traffic jam without love. Part 2 of humorous sentences about traffic jams on the way to work

21. In the face of traffic jams, the helplessness and sadness of life are even more highlighted.

22. A truly quality life means that you don’t have to go out and endure traffic jams during National Day and other holidays. ***Teach everyone.

23. During this year’s New Year, stations will be crowded again, and highways will be jammed and accidents will occur. It's so sad to do this every year.

24. The annual May Day holiday is here! Hurry up and start a 4-day trip to Moments.

25. Ride my beloved motorcycle, it will never be stuck in traffic jams.

26. There is still traffic jam on the airport expressway at 2:30 in the morning. I really want to vomit blood

27. I am born with talents that will be useful, and I will not move for two hours.

28. There is always traffic jam on the way home. It seems that the more urgent you want, the more twists and turns you will have.

29. I am finally going home to celebrate the New Year, but I am really afraid of the traffic jam. What I am most afraid of now is the traffic jam. This process of overcoming the tribulation is too difficult.

30. My mother said that the road to Qingguo College was too crowded and there would be traffic jams and she was not allowed to take the car and asked me to walk there by myself.

31.22. There was a traffic jam on the highway, so I yelled out who wanted to play King of Glory, and ended up laughing.

A journey of 32.5 hours, which took 12 hours of walking. ?

33. We cannot predict when we will be stuck in traffic jam, just as we cannot predict when our lover will change his heart.

34.29. Traffic jams during the morning rush hour are always a nightmare!

35. What a tragedy. I’m about to get home. There’s a traffic jam on the highway.

36. I’ve been stuck in traffic jam for more than an hour. It’s awesome. How expensive is a taxi in Beijing? Why don’t you pay me back? I'm in a traffic jam

37. Are you angry? The road is blocked in an emergency and can't be passed!

38. The highway traffic jam is passing by, and the highway service area is full of garbage. Please bring your own garbage bags and don’t turn the highway into a garbage dump!

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40. Once I was stuck in traffic, and there was a beautiful woman next to me who smiled at me for half an hour - she was Advertisements on the roadside. Collection of humorous stories about traffic jams on the way to school

Humorous stories about traffic jams on the way to school

1. The worst curse I have heard so far is: I curse you. I'll be stuck in traffic jams when I go out in this life! ?

2. On the way to get off work today, the traffic jam gave me a holiday feeling. It was dark and foggy, drizzle, and high beam. It was too difficult for a female driver

3. I never like taking buses because they are stuck in traffic, slow and dizzy. Still like to run away on my own.

4. Your lover is waiting for you. Think about whether you are stuck in a traffic jam or lost on the road.

5. A truly quality life is not required during National Day and other holidays. Going out and enduring the traffic jam is terrible. ***Teach everyone.

6. People in Hangzhou collapsed. Why? Because Hangzhou Traffic Radio released a Weibo message, no one saw any hope of relieving the traffic jam.

7. Are you dizzy or not? The road turns left and right and leads nowhere! ?

8. People are embarrassed on the road, you are so stuck, you are so stuck, you are so stuck, it is so difficult for me.

9.10. I feel irritated by getting up early in the morning; I feel annoyed by being stuck in traffic.

10. Are you annoyed? Digging here and there is endless!

11. Traffic jams cause many inconveniences and make people upset and irritated, but no matter what, don’t treat the highway as a garbage dump.

12. On the way home, the traffic jam was like years of constipation. The passengers in the car did not move no matter how anxious they were.

13. Traffic jams are endless every day. From spring to autumn, driving on the road is like a pot of porridge.

14. The fifth time I came to Jinan, it was still very miserable. There were always traffic jams on the highway. From last night’s cheating concert to the delay of the high-speed train now, I felt that there was no trouble at all.

15. The horn sounded and the fog lights flashed red. The driver was heartbroken and just hoped that the weather would clear up. Part 2 of a humorous story about being stuck in traffic on the way to school

The 16.5-hour journey ended up taking 12 hours of walking. ?

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18. You can go ahead during the Spring Festival, if there is no traffic jam, I will lose! ?

19. I will block you and everyone will block, and we will enjoy the Double Festival together. ?

20. If you no longer complain about traffic jams, that is the country and the people; if you no longer complain about the crowds, that is prosperity.

21. Traffic jams are annoying. As long as there is an accident, traffic in Dalian will be paralyzed. It's so annoying, it's so annoying!

22. In the new year, after you get off the night shift, I can wait at the intersection in the cold wind; when you want to take a taxi but can’t, I can take the initiative to ask you if you want to take a taxi. When you are stuck in a traffic jam, The only people who take the initiative to choose a road with less traffic for you are black car drivers

23. If you are annoyed by traffic jams, your mood will actually improve if you calm down and take a look around. If you are upset, just look at me. It will definitely be fine. Unite.

24. "The bridge is jammed every day. If you drive to work one day, there is no traffic jam, and you get on the bridge smoothly, then you really won the lottery!

25. Walking less than a kilometer away It's been two and a half hours, but it's still not there... This is a day worth remembering in the history of traffic jams...

26. The development zone is paralyzed, the traffic jam is so heavy, this National Day self-driving tour seems to be paralyzed. < /p>

27. Don’t worry about being stuck in traffic. Smile and see the scenery in a different mood.

28. I was driving out with two boxes of high-end mooncakes to give gifts, but I was stuck in the middle of the road and I was really hungry. I couldn't hold it any longer, so I ate the mooncakes and found an exit to go home.

29. There was a traffic jam on the highway last night, so I ran down to take pictures of the stars?

30. It was so busy. , the traffic jam makes you panic, the traffic makes you happy, the traffic jam makes you healthier. Funny quotes about traffic jams during holidays

Funny quotes about traffic jams during holidays: Part 1

1. You. Just go, I will lose!

2. The wide road becomes impassable. 3. Sleep! Can’t play anymore! , there will be a big traffic jam on the National Day highway tomorrow.

5. Is it difficult to walk 100 meters in half a day? p> 6. If you are stuck in a traffic jam, your mood will actually get better if you calm down and look around. If you are upset, just look at me and it will definitely get better.

7. There are often traffic jams on the road to happiness. , because there are too many people rushing on the road? ?

8. There is traffic jam every morning when I go out at Bingjingmen. It has been said that a two-story overpass is going to be built at this intersection. Why is it so annoying when I go out every morning... …

9. Don’t worry when you are stuck in a traffic jam. Smile and look at the scenery in a different mood

10. When you are stuck in a traffic jam, you feel upset and want to eat.

< p> 11. Every time I go home during the Chinese New Year, it’s like going through a catastrophe. I’m stuck in traffic. It’s a journey of several hours, but in the end it takes a whole day.

12. See you. No, no, traffic jam version: whether you drive or not, the road is blocked and you can’t walk.

13.31. It would be better if there were fewer private cars so that the road would not be blocked. Yes, if private cars can line up in a civilized manner, there will be no traffic jams. If everyone is not crowded, we will go home quickly, and friends who are in a hurry will not be upset by traffic jams. Please use fewer private cars.

14. Nowadays, when anyone is waiting for someone, the first thing they ask when they call is: "Where are you stuck?"

15. I originally brought two boxes of high-end mooncakes and drove out to give them as gifts. I was stuck in the road. I was so hungry that I ate the mooncakes and found an exit to go home.

16. There is a first time for everything, for example: I couldn’t get on because of the traffic jam on the highway. Go to the highway! The first time I walked down the road from the oil field and drove back to the No. 3 Plant! Being a road addict, I believe in navigation too much! Take the small slope and dangerous bridge! It was a thrilling ride! Finally when I was asked to take the dirt road, I gave up! I met three kind-hearted boys who helped me reset the navigation! You have chosen the place you must pass! After a heavy traffic jam, get home safely!

17. It’s so frustrating and annoying. There is really a traffic jam on this road whenever there is a traffic policeman!

18. Are you "stuck" today?

19. When discussing with my wife where to go during the holidays, my then-year-old son said leisurely: Let's bring sleeping bags and snacks. to the music, fill up the tank with gas, and then head into the traffic jam at your leisure.

20. The May Day holiday is here, are you still alone? It’s not a person, it’s a dog! Part 2 of a funny story about traffic jams during holidays

21. The traffic jam was so bad that I just got out of the car to have a meal.

22. Being stuck in traffic is also a kind of journey. ?

23. When you are stuck in traffic jam, you can call your family, friends, or even customers. The longer the traffic jam lasts, the more profound the emotional exchange becomes. Some people have gained long-lost family ties, some have negotiated big business, and some have gained love... Traffic jams really promote the relationship between people...

24. The journey of 24 hours, hard work I walked for an hour.

25. There are 10,000 intersections and 8,000 ways every day.

26. I am a wandering wanderer who has been stuck in traffic jam on the highway for an hour and is now climbing to Jinan at a speed of ten miles.

27. If you no longer complain about traffic jams, then the country will be peaceful and the people are safe; if you no longer complain about the crowds, that will be prosperity.

28. Let’s watch the sunset together. If we stay in traffic for a while, we can watch the sunrise together!

29. Do you think there will be serious traffic jams in heaven and hell at the end of the world?

30. Going home for the Chinese New Year, I still can’t escape the curse of traffic jam, and I am stuck in a traffic jam without love.

31. After the second ring road, avoid going to the traffic jams and worry about it.

32. We cannot predict when there will be a traffic jam, just as we cannot predict when our lover will change his heart.

33. It seems that I have to spend my first National Day in the car. Every National Day there is traffic jam, which is very Anhui.

34. Everyone got off the car and did morning exercises. There are also drivers who wander their dogs on the highway.

35. There is always traffic jam on the way home. It seems that the more urgent you want, the more twists and turns you will have.

36. At the traffic light in front of you, there was a sticky pot. After waiting for thirty minutes, I still haven't hired anyone yet. ?

37. Do you want to? Few people and few cars, smooth roads?

38. Although I am happy to go home during the New Year, the traffic jam is still painful. At this moment, there is a serious traffic jam on the road.

39. The more anxious you are, the more traffic jam you will get. Not moving for a few minutes is still submissive. Upset. A must-have humorous talk about arriving safely in a traffic jam

Part 1 of a humorous talk about arriving safely in a traffic jam

1. "The bridge is jammed every day. When I drive to work one day, there is no traffic jam and I can get on smoothly." Bridge, that’s a real lottery win!

2. On the way to get off work today, the traffic jam made me feel like I was on holiday. It was dark and foggy, and it was drizzling. The high-beam headlights were too much for a female driver. It’s difficult

3. Don’t be distracted by traffic jams, take a nap to refresh your mind; there are people on the roadside and bustling cars; every house is warm with lights on.

4.? The traffic jam is so annoying that if there is an accident, Dalian's traffic will be paralyzed. It's so annoying, so annoying!

5. The more anxious you are, the more frustrated you will be.

6. There are always some naive humans who think that if they blow the horn a few times when there is a traffic jam, the car will start moving!

7. There are often traffic jams on the road to happiness because of people in a hurry! Too many. ?

8. Don’t worry about being stuck in traffic, smile, and enjoy the scenery in a different mood ?

9. I wish all those who are traveling today will be free from traffic jams. Stay with me.

10. Sorry, there's a traffic jam on the road.

11. Life is as comfortable as a stove. Driving is a common thing, and you can go in and out without being exposed to the sun. The traffic is stagnant after get off work every day, and I feel like a serf when I get home. Driving is faster than using a motorcycle.

12. Riding on my beloved motorcycle will never cause traffic jams.

13. I get worried every time I’m stuck in traffic. When I get worried, I play one song after another, but the road ahead is still endless?

14. People who have a crush on me, why are you so so? Stay calm! It’s Valentine’s Day! Did you get stuck in traffic on the way here? 15.1. The traffic jam on the expressway is so severe that it may not even be possible at noon. Go down.

16. I never like taking the bus, it’s stuck in traffic, it’s slow, and I feel dizzy. I still like to run on my own?

17. It rains all night during the festival. Always stuck in traffic.

18. Going home for the New Year is a perfect way home, but perfection always comes with bad experiences, and there are some things you have no choice about, such as traffic jams.

19. It’s finally time to go home for the New Year, but I’m really afraid of the traffic jam. What I’m most afraid of now is the traffic jam. This process of overcoming the tribulation is too difficult.

20. Traffic jam, unhappy mood. No. Who knows who is stuck in the traffic jam? Part 2 of humorous stories about arriving safely in traffic jams

21. Let me tell you a piece of news that is so shocking that it makes you want to cry without tears: there is a traffic jam on the Hangzhou Ring Road. It’s kilometers long! The entire traffic flow around the city is almost in a circle.

22.30. I have a meeting in the north, and the drive takes 4 hours and 90 kilometers every day. It makes my back hurt, headache, and worry. When we got to the 4th ring road, there was traffic jam all day long. This was not the case a few years ago. There were too many cars!

23.18. I was annoyed by the traffic jam and couldn't move. I rolled down the window to let in the air. The guy in the car next to me saw me and said hello, "Hi, your beard is long and thick. It's quite handsome. You must have kept it for a long time." I said it didn't take long, I just shaved before going out.

24. The horn honked and the fog lights flashed red. The driver was heartbroken and just hoped that the weather would clear up.

25. I get upset when I’m stuck in a traffic jam, and I want to eat when I’m annoyed.

26. You are so stuck, you are so stuck, you are so stuck, so stuck. ?

27. At the traffic light in front, there is a sticky pot. After waiting for thirty minutes, I still haven't hired anyone yet. ?

28. It’s raining, there’s a traffic jam, and it’s so cold. I’m so exhausted!

29. Let’s bring sleeping bags, snacks and good music, fill up the gas, and then go to the traffic jam leisurely.

30.23. A girl was stuck in a traffic jam on the highway. She was really anxious, so she took a plastic bag and tried to solve it in the car, but she couldn't get out. Later, she put a plastic bag over her head and went to the roadside to solve the problem.

31. At this time, traffic jams have begun on the Ring Road. During the National Day holiday, it can be quiet for a few days. I hope everyone who travels will not be stuck on the road.

32. Don’t panic when you’re stuck in traffic, send it to Moments first.

33. Every time there is a traffic jam, I am very calm. There is no point in being anxious. It is better to listen to music.

34. The real quality of life is National Day and other holidays. No need to go out and suffer from traffic jams. ***Teach everyone.

35. It’s a long way home, when will the weather clear up?

36. Staying at home is the greatest contribution to the long holiday. It is not difficult for the traffic police, it is not difficult for the cleaners, it is not difficult for the insurance company, it is not difficult for the gasoline resources, and it is not difficult for the expressway to charge no tolls but also to issue cards and collect. Card collectors.

37. Every time I go home during the Chinese New Year, it’s like going through a catastrophe. I’m stuck in traffic jams. It’s a journey of several hours, but in the end it takes a whole day, and my mood suddenly becomes less beautiful.

38. We cannot predict when there will be a traffic jam, just as we cannot predict when our lover will change his heart.

39. The National Day Expressway is a festival of car crashes and traffic jams. There were more than ten accidents in one night.

40.? Recently I have become accustomed to the first choice of rail transportation. There are no traffic jams and no worries. Moreover, this spot is not crowded. The time from A to B is guaranteed. It is rare to be on schedule and the cool air makes me feel comfortable. The recent anxiety has been relieved for a moment...