Open Sesame

A: Jia Ling

B: Bai Kainan

A: Hello everyone. My name is Jade Girl. Everyone can tell at a glance that I am born with the Jade Girl type.

Voiceover: I don’t see it. Didn't see it.

A: Whoever said it didn’t see it. Just wait a moment. Look carefully, I look like Maggie Cheung when I'm quiet, hmm; when I talk, I look like Tong Xiangyu, my forehead is awesome; when I smile, I look like Lin Daiyu, whoops; when I get angry, I look like Fang Shiyu, haha, ah, wow, um Hmm - (Stepping on a cockroach). It’s not that I want to get angry, bad guys always force me to take action. Just now I was walking on the street and found someone secretly filming me. Whoever took the secret photo of me has a head like a mallet and eyebrows. Just that little appearance, hum, wait for a thousand years! I don't believe I can't find him!

Music: Hehe. Running along the street, why is the pervert missing? Look up, look down, look left, look right, see where you can run!

B: Oh my god.

A: I bought it! (My gad!) No matter how cunning the rabbit is, he can't hide Big Teeth!

B: Ouch, why am I hiding Big Teeth? What did you say?

A: Stop pretending, Zhu Bajie is pretending to be a pretender.

B: What? !

A: Abnormal!

B: What’s wrong with me?

A: What’s wrong? You were secretly filming me there just now. What did you want to do?

B: I want to put it online.

A: So direct. He is indeed a pervert!

B: Why am I abnormal?

A: The mobile phone is the evidence! Let everyone take a look, oh my god, beauty, beauty, this is still a beauty!

B: Is this a beauty? Is this a beauty? Is this a beauty? Is this sister-in-law a beauty?

A: You won’t let this go?

B: I have taken pictures of things like that. If you don’t know, don’t talk nonsense. Take a look at this video. What is it? Sesame Sesame, it’s open.

(Enter video)

B: What are you selling, sister?

A: A multifunctional kitchen knife, come on, brother.

B: How much is it?

A: Five dollars. If people don't sell it for six yuan, they sell it for five yuan. Wherever you fall in love with shopping, shopping is convenient.

B: Make it cheaper for us.

A: Five yuan is not much. You can’t buy a house or a car, and you can’t travel to Moscow. It’s just convenient.

B: How do you use this? Is it convenient?

A: Lin Daiyu and Jia Baoyu don’t know how to use my vegetable cutter; Sun Wukong and Doraemon don’t know how to use my kitchen knife; deep love, rainy weather, the knife has multiple functions for cutting vegetables; Xiang Pushing forward and retreating, it's like coming to the guerrillas. Everyone will know it at a glance. Just buy it for convenience.

B: Then I’ll buy one.

A: Brother, you have chosen. We have four brothers. The eldest is the most promising. The eldest is Zhao Benshan, the second is Zhao Benmai, and the third is Zhao Bendui. He is the fourth in our family. , Zhao Ben compensated. If you can't make back the money, you still have to pay the loss. I gave it to you with tears in my eyes. Pay the money first and then get the goods, so that we don't make any mistakes. If something goes wrong, it will be difficult to handle. We will file a lawsuit and go to the court. You say it's not troublesome, it's just a convenience.

B: Just because of your talk, I’ll buy you two more, no problem.

A: My brother is handsome, and everyone loves him no matter what. Brother is really refreshing, I will send you six more paragraphs.

B: Oops, I don’t have time to listen. I have to go to the bathroom quickly.

A: Yes, it’s convenient.

(Back to reality)

A: Did you take this photo?

B: Just in time.

A: What on earth do you do?

B: I am a photographer.

A: Photographer?

B: Just use DV to shoot the video and then upload it to the Internet.

A: I’m sweating, I’m crazy, I’m clapping my hands. Unexpectedly, I also met a "guest" star

B: Nemesis?

A: Nowadays, the Internet is not full of "guest" stars. What blogs, podcasts, TV guests, Witkeys, and you.

B: What kind of guest am I?

A: Shrek.

B: I am really a photographer.

A: Photographer? ! No, what are you taking pictures today?

B: Today I photographed civilized behavior, photographing people who pick up trash and throw it into the trash can.

A: Then you didn’t have to be sneaky just now.

B: I was adjusting the DV. In fact, this is what happened just now.

A: Ouch.

Music: Walking along the street, I found a child, squatted down, picked up cigarette butts, and threw them into the trash can. I followed him until he reached the intersection.

B: Oh my god.

A: I bought it!

B: Didn’t I hit you again?

A: Then why are you filming me?

B: I just saw you pick up an orange peel and throw it into the trash can. It felt like Yao Ming dunking a basketball into the basket. In my eyes, you suddenly looked much taller.

A: Yeah hahahaha. Children, have you told the adults about being a photographer? When you are a photographer, do you only need a broken mobile phone?

B: Oops, what’s wrong with the phone?

A: What’s wrong with the phone? You are equivalent to Guan Gong carrying a kitchen knife in battle, the Monkey King wielding a wooden board to knock, the imperial concubine drunkenly drinking Northeastern braised cuisine, and the Thousand-Hand Guanyin performing radio gymnastics.

B: You have sold kitchen knives. If a photographer wants to discover something, his mobile phone is the best tool to capture it. For example, last time, I captured a video like this while riding the subway. Take a look. Sesame Sesame, it’s open.

(Enter video)

A: Ouch. What are you doing.

B: What’s wrong?

A: What’s wrong? Don't really know how to pretend to be confused. You touched me.

B: Who touches whom?

A: Just touch me.

B: I’ll touch you. What about your mahjong tiles? Should we meet each other?

A: Is it just you? It's as long as a stick. Who can confront you?

B: If you say that, I will touch you. Whatever happens.

A: What’s wrong? ! You can't touch me.

B: If you’re afraid of being touched, don’t stay here. Why are you squeezing here?

A: I noticed that you, a big man, speak so out of tune. I’ve never seen a beautiful woman before, maybe I just want to get stuck on gas.