1, some people say that they are poor, and they have to lick the bottle cap when drinking yogurt. And if I am poor, I will lick someone else's bottle cap. After licking the bottle cap, I will shake it with some water ... Forget it, the wifi next door is off, and I will return my phone to my friend.

When the beggar shakes his rice bowl at me, I feel that he is showing off his wealth to me.

I can't solve any problems that money can't solve.

4. Don't even dare to fart. Hold your stomach if you fart, so you won't be hungry.

5. After the rain, the soil is softer and more fragrant, but it is a little sticky, and it is ok overall.

6. Never received a fraudulent phone call.

8. I found a penny by the roadside. God, I'm finally rich.

9. I didn't eat for a day, took a spoon to the canteen at night, and ate a spoonful when I saw someone familiar. So a week passed.

10, I fed mosquitoes all night and boiled them in water the next morning. Fat people are more delicious than thin people, and dare not eat too much, which is extravagant.

1 1, after dinner in the restaurant, the waiter asked me whether to pay in cash or by credit card. I: May I wash the dishes?