1. One day, Xiao Ming asked his father: "Dad, am I a stupid boy?"

Dad said: "Silly boy, how can you be a stupid boy!"

2. When you speak ill of me, can you please stop adding fuel to the fire? Do you think it’s a stir-fry?

3. If I can still remember you in the next life, it must be that I didn’t die thoroughly enough in this life.

4. Xiao Ming felt that the food cooked by his mother was not delicious. Therefore, Xiao Ming’s mother specially signed up for a training class. A few months later, Xiao Ming’s mother used taekwondo to beat Xiao Ming to eat obediently.

5. Xiao Ming: "Don't make friends with people in cities where the temperature is below 40 degrees."

Xiao Hong: "Why?"

Xiao Ming: "Because I'm not familiar with it."

6. Mrs. Gates said in an interview: "Our family never uses Apple products, and we don't even eat apples."

Sitting aside Jobs said disdainfully: "Tsk, what's the big deal? Our house doesn't even have windows."

Zuckerberg said: "Do you dare not to face me?"

7. A man didn’t have a girlfriend, so he went to a fortune teller to tell his fortune.

Fortune teller: "You are destined to have no women in the first half of your life."

The man's eyes lit up: "What about the second half of your life?"

"You will have no women in the second half of your life." Get used to it,” said the fortune teller.

8. The ant and the elephant got married, but died within a few days. The ant was very sad and said while burying the elephant: "My dear, why are you walking ahead of me? I don’t have to do anything else in my life, I’ll just bury you.”

9. I went from having nothing to having assets of over 100 million, from living in poverty to having luxury cars and villas. I didn’t rely on anyone else to do all of this. I came up with it all by myself, bit by bit.

10. The teacher was a bald man. Once in class, he said: "What if my left hand is the positive pole and my right hand is the negative pole, and my hands are held together?" My deskmate replied: "Your head is full of melon seeds." It’s bright.”