1. People who like me are good people. People who don't like me are bad people. Nobody hates me.
The more money you spend, the closer you are to the bed.
Although the bird is small, it really plays all over the sky.
I like to make friends with 2B who scold me as a melon.
The year before last, we ate, slept, played and enjoyed life. For the next year, we all worked hard to support our families. In the last year, we squatted at the door and greeted passers-by every day.
6. Making money is like digging the ground with a needle, and spending money is like water seeping into the soil.
7. Cucumber must be filmed, and life must be embarrassing.
8. The base is also an art. Let's do this art well together!
9. Every time I tutor Buddha's feet, Buddha always kicks me.
10, I wanted to turn around beautifully, but I hit the wall in a low-key way.
1 1, life has never died since ancient times, ah, shit has no paper!
12, the beauty leaves in front of her, which often makes the satyr cry.
13, don't give up, never leave this life. If you don't like it, you will die.
14, grow old together, not just dyeing a hair and knocking out a few teeth.
15. Every dormitory has one who grinds his teeth, one who talks in his sleep, one who snores and one who sleeps very late.
16, in the current weather, instant noodles can be directly soaked in tap water.
17. I won't attack if people don't attack me. If someone attacks me, give me three points. If people attack me again, cut the grass and get rid of the roots.
18, older women can't live without electricity for a day, and younger women can't live without money for a day!
19, I'd rather you hold another woman and miss me than you hold me and miss another woman.
20, youth, you are too acne!
2 1, a man must be a skipping person.
22. Don't take the speed of playing video to challenge the technology of high cough.
23. Women in the new era went to the hall, climbed over the fence, fought for mistresses, and beat hooligans, but they couldn't get out of the kitchen.
24. The most brilliant moment of Apple was hitting Newton on the head.
25, come out to mix, the wife will change sooner or later!
26. Zhuge Liang never led a soldier before he came out of the mountain. Why should I have work experience?
27. Confucius said that in a threesome, there must be my wife. Choose a beautiful one to marry.
In order to build a harmonious society, wife, let's do it again.
29, handsome and able to drive, that's chess, money and a house, that's a bank.
30. At least I wear glasses. How can I flirt with a good woman?
3 1, the man was dumped, the money problem, the woman was dumped, the appearance problem, I was dumped, and there was something wrong with my head.
32. I won't hit you, you don't know that I am both civil and military.
Miss, I'm sorry, I'm not handsome. But not every woman has a chance.
34. Various postures and tricks. All kinds of surging, all kinds of floating.
35, out of reach, try stepping on your left foot and your right foot.
36. Life is too short to be sexy.
37. Parents: Please don't call your children "Bunny", because from a genetic point of view, this is very bad for you.
38, don't ask for the right door, just feel in place.
39. People in the upper class always like to do obscene things.
40, explanation is cover-up, cover-up is dishonest, dishonest is not clean up!
4 1, I'm not a bone, I can't let every dog run after me.
42. Admit your mistakes and never change.
43. I have thought about the five words "special efforts", and I have only achieved the first four.
44. When I love you, you are what you say. What do you say you are when I don't love you?
45. Nonsense is the first sentence in interpersonal relationship.
46. I have an impulse to take a nap as soon as I get up in the morning.
47, eat, I want, thin, I also want, can not have both, and left.
48. My mother said that the prodigal son will never change his money. Who will give me gold? I will change.
49. You have a good personality, but your short personality is still so bad.
50. Fat, why are you always so attached to me?
5 1, thank you, thank you uncle, thank you family, thank you ancestors for 18 generations!
If you abolish my present, I will abolish your future.
53. There are many ways to end a friendship, and the most thorough way is to borrow money and not pay it back.
54. There are two ways to pollute a place: garbage or money!
55. Life is like a news broadcast. You can't escape by changing the channel.
56. If cutting my hair means cutting my memory, will I lose my memory if I cut my hair?
57, handsome has a fart to use! Finally, I was eaten by a chess piece!
58, even believe in advertisements, you are so stupid to study!
59. God didn't take special care of me or abandon me. He just played with me.
When you are young, don't run amok. What can you say when you are old?
6 1. Actually, I am homesick. It's just a matter of who I live in.
62, the mountain is not high, there are trees to be spiritual; People are not handsome, but rich.
63. God gave us worldly desires, but we turned them into pornography and violence.
64. Life is simple. Live, relax. Life is not easy.
65, don't be infatuated with elder brother, sister-in-law is the legend.
66, with two dollars, five million!
67. Distance produces not beauty, but a third party.
68. After knowing you, a sense of intellectual superiority arises spontaneously.
My socks are full of holes. My future is not a dream.
70. Rogues are not terrible, but they are afraid of being educated.
7 1, protect yourself and love others, please don't come out in the middle of the night to scare people.
72. Flowers often belong to cow dung instead of people who appreciate them.
73. Besides teeth, there is love in the world.
Getting married on August 8, 2008 is a good idea.
75. It is better to lie in bed and sleep while watching TV.
76. Give me a fulcrum and I'll put my neighbor's car in the ditch so that he won't honk when he sees me.
77. I will come to you in my next life, because you are the stupidest person except me.
78. If you look like a steamed stuffed bun, don't complain about the dog!
79. If beauty is a letter of recommendation, then kindness is a credit card!
80. Tongue is longer than teeth, and software is longer than hardware.
8 1, not afraid of enemies like tigers, but afraid of teammates like pigs.
Go your own way and let others take a taxi.
83. Rats are looking for cats all over the street with knives.
84. As long as the kung fu is deep, the shit is also serious.
85. Summer is not good. When I was poor, I didn't even have to drink the northwest wind. ...
86. Who runs fastest in China? It's Cao Cao (not Liu Xiang). Because speaking of the devil.
87. How far is the thought? Get out of here.
Only when there is a long queue at the railway station can we truly realize that we are "descendants of the dragon".
89. Lovers form families.
90. When spring comes, a flock of wild geese fly north, one is B-shaped and the other is T-shaped.
90. Hard life needs no explanation.
9 1, gold always shines, but when there is gold everywhere, I don't know which one I am.
92. People who run around brothels are not old. Please use Huiren Shenbao.
93. Grandpa is handed down from his grandson.
94. Pigs have pig thoughts, and people have people's thoughts. If a pig has a human brain, it is not a pig-it is Bajie.
95. Buying a computer without broadband is like being a monk without eating.
96. I won't bend over when money falls from the sky, because even pies won't fall from the sky, let alone money.
97. Buy me 10 cigarettes, why don't you go to a nightclub?
98. Actually, I am a genius, but unfortunately I am jealous of talents!
99. Once in a while, you will feel that it is great to live in silence, but it is miserable to live in silence.
100, when arguing, the difference between men and women is like the difference between a rifle and a machine gun.