1. What is a male god? He is the kind of man who, with just one glance, feels that he has nothing to do with you in this life.
2. On a summer night, you easily got into my mosquito net, touched my arms, and kissed my face. You made me feel itchy all over my body. Turn on the light and hold your long legs, damn mosquitoes! I'll let you go see the King of Hell!
3. When a person does not have a good-looking skin, he mistakenly thinks that he has an interesting soul. In fact, being ugly and being interesting are two different things.
4. It is said that this is the state of a foodie when he eats like crazy: he enjoys it in his mouth but wants to lose weight in his heart.
5. We cannot stretch the length of life, but we can expand the width of life. I think this sentence makes so much sense! The meaning is: although we can no longer grow taller, we can continue to gain weight.
6. If you don’t have medical insurance or life insurance, don’t act bravely after dark.
7. What to do if you don’t want to do laundry. Just take a daughter-in-law. If the daughter-in-law is virtuous, she will wash your clothes; if the daughter-in-law is strong, you will learn how to wash clothes.
8. I want to go to the movies with my boyfriend recently. I hope you can recommend some good boyfriends. Thank you.
9. Your sexy little back really makes me think wildly. Round and smooth, I really want to step forward. It's not okay to take you as my own! Fragrant roast duck, but I can’t even move my chopsticks before all the guests have arrived!
10. It is said that a certain company randomly throws away half of the pile of resumes it receives because their recruitment philosophy is “We don’t want people who are unlucky.”
11. There is a piece of clothing in every girl's wardrobe: I used to be so poor when I bought it, but now I think it is ugly.
12. I am a lonely tree, standing by the roadside for thousands of years, waiting lonely, just so that one day when you walk by me, I will fall for you, and I will not be smashed. Your life has been in vain.
Thirteen. I have a bad temper, bad personality, bad temperament, and bad appearance. The only thing I am proud of is my good digestion.
14. The shortest distance in the world is from vacation to the beginning of school; the farthest distance in the world is from the beginning of school to vacation.
15. Sending nonsense will cost. Sending nonsense back will cost money. If you spend money on sending nonsense, you will regret it. If you spend money on sending nonsense, you will spend money. Sending nonsense and replying with nonsense will cost all the money. How about, it’s only a dime. Make you faint!
16. You are so good-looking, why don’t you fall in love with me.
17. In life, you need to have a vigorous love. There was a trip that just happened, as if it was free of charge!
18. Procrastination is not a disease, but a very smart survival strategy. Many problems we encounter in life will resolve themselves as long as we procrastinate. If it doesn't resolve, you haven't delayed it long enough.
19. Money is not everything, sometimes a credit card is needed.
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Ten. Never propose to me, I will agree as soon as you propose.
Twenty-one. When you get old and can no longer walk, I will push you to the square in a wheelchair every day and let you watch me dance with other old men.
22. The flowers in spring are very beautiful. That is your bright smile; the sun is hot in summer, that is your passion; the fruits in autumn are your harvest; the wind in winter is blowing. , Little Qingwa, it’s time for you to hibernate!
Twenty-three. You have to work very hard to believe that you are really powerless.
Twenty-four. I am very good at biology, so I will tell you some trivia here. There is a creature with super strong arms, sharp nails, and sharp teeth that can tear apart anything solid. That's the woman unpacking the package.
Twenty-five. She is you
Ten mountains of gold cannot buy a girl, I am you
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Ten The dad who can't even drink a bottle of wine.
26. Every time you want to eat too much, just comfort yourself like this: Beauty or ugliness is up to fate, whether you are fat or thin depends on God, God wants me to be fat, so let God do it!
Twenty-seven. When I have nothing to do, I like to ask my husband with a straight face if he knows what I did wrong. Every time, I get unexpected rewards.