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Be serious

A: Be serious about everything.

B: The fear in the world is the word "serious".

A: But you can't take anything seriously.

What do you mean by "more real"?

Answer: "Seriously" ... Let's put it this way, that is, when something happens, call it dead, lift the bar to death, and drill a dead end. ...

I still don't understand. For example.

A: OK. You give me a question to see how I can be more serious with you.

B: I'll give you a simple brain teaser and say there are ten birds in the tree. If you shoot one, how many are left?

A: I'm serious.

B: Come on.

What's the problem again?

It is said that there are ten birds in the tree. One was shot. How many birds are left?

Is this a silent gun?

B: No.

How loud was the shot?

B: 80-90 decibels.

Does that mean it will shock your ears?

B: Yes.

Is it illegal to shoot birds in this city?

No offense.

A: There are no national protected animals among birds?

B: No.

Are you sure that bird was killed?

B: Of course. I said, are you finished?

A: Don't worry. Let me ask you, are there any deaf people among the ten birds in the tree?

B: I've never heard of deaf people among birds.

A: OK! Is there anything about a tree hanging in a cage?

No, please answer me how many birds are there in the tree.

A: Don't worry. Excuse me, are there any other trees nearby? Are there any other birds on the trees?

B: No!

A: Are there any disabled or hungry birds among the ten birds?

B: No.

A: Does the result you asked count as a bird in the belly?

Not exactly. How can a bird get pregnant?

A: Do you really count dozens of birds, and you are not dazzled?

B: I'm blind.

Do you really know numbers?

Is that human?

A: Are these ten birds not afraid of death?

Everyone is afraid of death. I am the only one who is not afraid.

Is it possible to kill two people with one shot?

B: No!

Can all ten birds move freely? Not tied together, right?

No, you did, too.

A: If your answer is true and credible, if the killed bird hangs on the tree and doesn't fall off, then there is only one left; If it falls, there is nothing left. But if ...

B: (Turn and run)

If there is a curtain call, it is suggested that A catch up and shout "No curtain call yet!" "Then pull B out, and then take a bow.

You can let A catch up directly without a curtain call, and pay attention to that B must step down!