02. After the English listening test, I understood a truth: some words are only for people who understand.
No one looks down on you because others don't look at you at all. Wash and sleep, everyone is busy.
04. Don't always say that you lost at the starting line. The starting line of others is the end you will never reach.
05. I didn't like eating when I was a child, which led to my short stature now; I love eating now, which makes me fat and short. Embrace your chubby self in danger.
06. Girls should never go out alone at night. It is really dangerous. There are barbecues and midnight snacks all over the street, and no one can dissuade them. I can't help but enter one casually, and I will gain several pounds.
07. There was a gas leak at home, and I suddenly remembered that the teacher said to calm myself in the face of danger, so I took several deep breaths and was poisoned by gas.
08. Q: How do you understand that you can do the right thing with the right people? A: Go to the vegetable market to buy food and follow my aunt. After the aunt reduced the price, you said, I want two Jin, too.
09. Seven dormitory buildings have been built in the university. I don't know which school leader came up with the bad idea and named it after the seven colors of the rainbow. So in the days to come, I often hear such a voice on campus radio: Ah! Attention, girls in brothels!
10. When you get married in the future, and it's not me, I'll move in next door and be a quiet old king!
1 1. I love math so much that you only give me the right to write my name!
12. I suddenly feel that praise is a cold diplomatic way, and I simply tell the other party that I have read it.
13. My wife said to me, "What age is this? I don't kneel on the washboard. A high-tech talent like my husband, going home to kneeling keyboard, I have been kneeling when the code is wrong. "
14. I was late for class. I want to shout "report" at the door of the classroom, and I am in a hurry to shout "eight voices". The teacher said flatly, "Did the imperial army ask you to give me a message?"
15. Aunt of the neighborhood committee: Son, what are you doing standing at the door alone in the cold weather? Why don't you stay in the house? Child: Dad, mom is fighting. Aunt of the neighborhood Committee: Damn it, who is your father? Child: That's why they quarrel.
16. It is said that people will eat about nine tons of food in their lifetime, and whoever eats first will go first. Suddenly I feel that my life is not long!
17. I have been single for a long time. Even when jiaozi sees two sticks together, he has to separate them with a shovel.
18. As an optimistic person in others' eyes, you are probably hanging to death, and everyone thinks you are swinging.
19. I always can't find a girlfriend. Am I asking too much? Don't be silly, others demand too much.
20. Don't expect to lose weight. Bajie has walked 108000 miles without losing weight. Besides, he is a vegetarian.
2 1. You can't drink tap water, you can't eat unwashed apples, but you can eat apples washed with tap water. The world is so wonderful.
22. gradually, I understand that it is often the humble small restaurants that can eat really delicious food. I can't afford to stay in hotels with gorgeous decoration, exquisite cooking and thoughtful service.
23. When I went to the movies today, the girl sitting next to me always cried in front! I couldn't help slapping her, and she immediately said, "Lying in the trough, the effect is so realistic that I feel punched."
24. A person contacts you suddenly. Under normal circumstances, he is looking for a spare tire; It's normal to suddenly stop contacting you. You are just a spare tire. I contacted you again one day, which is quite normal. You are a good spare tire. Then I stopped contacting you. It's still normal. There is a better spare tire than you.