I will test your math. What's your phone number?
3. "If my face value is in ancient times, I can hold up the whole brothel!" "I know, you look like a pillar."
Today is Friday, and everyone is very happy. If you are sad, you can only be sad on weekdays, so that you can use your efforts to suppress and prevent capitalism from winning!
My friend has been advising me to marry a rich man. Funny, don't talk to me, okay? Advise Fu, I am willing! !
In fact, the most disloyal thing in the world is that money promised to go out together, but in the end he didn't come back with me. It's a waste of time for me to confess to him.
7. My boyfriend fell asleep. Let's talk.
8.good evening. By the way, I am a new user in Pinduoduo, so many people will take the initiative to chat with me.
9. A Lamborghini just passed me and splashed all over me. At that time, I swore that when I got rich, I would buy a raincoat of my own.
10. In the past, letters were slow, cars and horses were slow, and I could only love one person in my life. Now Taobao is big and fast, and it costs a lot of money every day.
1 1. Please don't harass, I am harassing others.
12. I insist on doing sit-ups every day, one at night and one in the morning.
13. I love you, you love her, you say you are blind?
14. I still remember that day, one person made a mistake in his homework and the whole class made a mistake.
15. Why do other girls laugh like bells and my girlfriends laugh like pigs?
16. I am usually angry when I am angry.
17. I hope to win a person's heart, so that I can avoid old blind dates.
18. Smart after the event, like a pig before.
19.？ God is fair. If he gives you an ugly appearance, of course he will give you a low IQ, so as not to make you appear uncoordinated.
20. I'm in a bad mood today, so I deleted a few WeChat businesses to let them know that the road to starting a business is not smooth sailing.
2 1. Touched my face. Ah, it really hurts. Sure enough, are all roses prickly?
22. I have been injured in online dating and planted seedlings in the countryside. I need a brother and a younger brother to heal all my love wounds. Don't ask me why I need two. It's serious.
23. Call for money if you have something, and leave a message if you have nothing to do.
24. My life goal is to fall in love in China, and now I have achieved half of it. I am in China.
25. Justice can be late. Why can't I sleep for two more minutes?
26. Actually, I am a very simple little girl. I think about it every day: make money and play. This man is really beautiful.
27. Others kiss each other from the elevator to the bed. Both sides think each other is a P-picture monster. They called the police station from the station.
28. Just came back from studying abroad, I will play two voices in English: cpdd.
29. You made the oath, the slag was your slag, the cannon was played by you, but the rain was drenched by us honest people.
30. I dreamed that my boyfriend was a prodigal son. Fortunately, the dream was reversed. It turns out that he is a wandering madman.
3 1. I praise you because I am especially fake, not because you are really awesome.
Why should I lose weight? It's not that I can't afford it.
33. Heroes love me, regardless of the source.
34. If I had made my life into a movie, I would have thought of the name of the movie, called Poor Life.
35. I didn't sleep in the morgue until two o'clock to get a C.
36. I have a headache. I may have a lot of knowledge, which is about to overflow.
37. Mom said: Because it is a small spiritual fire.
38. My friend introduced me to work in Xinjiang, saying that I could get off work after dark. As a result, it is still dawn at 9 pm in Xinjiang.
When I was a child, my dream was to be a hero. When I grow up, I didn't expect it to be easily realized with a mobile phone, and there are quite a lot of choices, Timis!
40. I tricked my parents into buying a plane ticket to see you. I saw you kiss him for four minutes. During those four minutes, I missed my family, and my parents wanted to play the glory of the king more.