2. I will take it to the end if I take it from you;

All the past is just the past.

4. How many humorous sentences do you know?

Everything is done, don't say you are wrong.

Believe it or not, I don't believe it anyway-

7. Besides the alarm clock hellip, count the things you hate most.

8. Confucius said: No matter how ugly you are, you should fall in love and talk about a world full of love.

9. Children's Day is coming to the same table. Let's see.

10, pray for rain, the bigger the better, let Tanabata be ruined!

1 1, class is like a Fu Nan battery, one section is better than six.

12, sorry, public toilets are not suitable for your gender.

You can break my heart, but don't make me give up.

14. Fate will make you lose Dalang and eventually give it to you.

15, I am not a straw boat. Don't bargain with me.

16, the highest level of fat people is to wear school pants into jeans.

17 when it thunders, stand under the tree and say to God, I want to live too.

18, people always make mistakes, otherwise the right road is crowded.

19, don't worry, I will pretend to be poor to support you.

20. I found that people who have money and no money in TV series use iphone, which is a fake explosion.

Xiao Sheng, 2 1. You will be the most concerned person in Russian life.

22. So many people in the street are so dangerous to wear, but so safe!

23, the school started, the waist is not sour. My legs don't hurt, my stomach doesn't swell, and my heart doesn't beat.

24. I have a crystal heart, but they think it is glass.

25. What you say with money is the last word, and what you say without money is bragging.

26. There is nothing wrong with this world. Who made you ugly and have no money?

27. You said you would wait for me to come back. You really waited. Find someone to wait with you.

28. Children treat their toys as partners, while adults treat their partners as toys.

I thought the land would grow after such a long day. Who knew there would be an earthquake?

30. Asking how sad you are is like a group of eunuchs going to a brothel.

3 1. One person's death is a tragedy, but the deaths of millions of people are just statistics.

The happiest thing in the world is to eat, and the second happiness is to eat later!

33, feelings are like this. Whether you intend it or not, someone will always hurt you.

When I saw you, I realized how pitiful a poor person is.

As an excellent salesperson, our goal is to conquer customers.

36. Don't cheat or fart in the exam. Don't panic when you cheat, but play dumb when you get caught.

Facing the facts, the more developed our imagination is, the more unimaginable the consequences will be.

38. It takes thousands of years from monkeys to humans, and only one bottle of wine is needed from humans to monkeys.

I like making friends with women! High-end atmosphere on the grade, low-key luxury has connotation!

40. Control FM knob and voice control switch, otherwise it will bring you a lot of trouble.

4 1. If the teacher hadn't said you couldn't litter, I would have sent you out earlier.

It is said that children who don't want to start school are good children, which proves that they have no object at school.

43. Deceive me on the day of the month, and wait on the day of the month. Don't ask me what I've been doing these three days, I'm digging a grave!

44. On the emotional road, you always stop and go. Poor legs and feet?

45. It is our business to confuse cowardice. Then don't worry, don't compare behind your back.

46. After the math exam, I have been comforting myself that I am all right. A pretty girl with good looks has no brains.

47. I am the gum in your hair. I want to throw me away unless you cut your hair into pieces.

48. If the leader doesn't give me a raise next month, I will resign. Before I resign, I will give him two China and kill him.

49. She teaches you to cherish, but you accompany others. You teach him to love, but he spends the rest of his life with another person.

I admit that sometimes I am too melodramatic, but I can't quit, and I can only slowly taste all kinds of ups and downs.

5 1. Every time I eat melon seeds, I accidentally drop them. I feel that there is nothing in life that I can't let go of.

52, my weight has nothing to do with you, this is called fullness. But you want me to lose weight every day, and I'm fed up with you.

53. Don't bully me. I will summon Balala energy, the dark god of Gunara, electric energy and positive energy to extinguish your hum.

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