1.

Don't say we are friends. I'm a neat freak about friendship.

This sentence sounds a little melodramatic

Sometimes, I feel like a big man, a little melodramatic.

However, there is no way to change it.

But, to be honest, when I am melodramatic, I am always serious and melodramatic about what I care about. If I am not melodramatic, it means that this matter is no longer attractive to me, and I am in the rhythm of loving someone.

I'm more melodramatic about my friends.

How melodramatic is it? That's my mouth. I seldom mention the word friend.

What is almost a concept? It rarely appears in English.

2.

When writing an article, when I need examples to demonstrate, in order to highlight the reliability of the story, I will add the words "a friend around me" in front of the story. In fact, I don't know them very well, and some people are almost as good as my friends.

I am a person who will not easily mention the word friend.

Generally speaking, they are all replaced by classmates, roommates, colleagues, relatives, neighbors and classmates. When there are no words, they will use "someone they met" instead.

So I envy those who keep their mouths shut about the word "friend", and sometimes I envy myself.

People are so likable, so lucky, and I am so unlucky to meet like-minded friends. Meeting a friend is harder than winning 5 million.

Just because you have fewer friends doesn't mean you don't have any friends.

I have had a few friends in my life, and then, there is no future.

I'm also experiencing some friends, and I can't promise not to come back one day.

Maybe I will meet some friends in the future, and I don't know when they will appear.

3.

The number of friends who have appeared and are experiencing is very small, and one paw can count them.

I sometimes wonder if I am too melodramatic to my friends. Is it because I watched too many TV plays and was poisoned? The friends mentioned in the TV series all try their best to treat their mother as their own mother and their daughter-in-law as their own (think too much).

However, male and female servants can't do it!

Even the people I now classify as friends, I will never give them anything to do if they are unlucky. How painful it will be. It's good that I don't smile happily (the brother who read this article is alive and well, because I won't accompany you on the mountain fire, I will only watch the fire from the other side).

What's more, if my friends are too poor to spend one day, I will definitely keep my distance from them. I gave them 200 yuan at most, then deleted their phone numbers and blacked out my circle of friends.

If one day I am unlucky, you can do the same. As for whether I will pester you for money, I'm not sure. After all, I am crazy and can do anything.

4.

Why did you think of writing this article about friends today?

I wrote too much inspirational chicken soup (in fact, I have written all my own awesome things, and there is nothing to write), and then I want to change the topic.

There are three eternal topics in life, love, affection and friendship.

As for love, you need to make it up now, there is no matter. When you learn to make up stories and write love stories, you can come back and have a look.

Affection, my parents dislike that I don't have a girlfriend and I don't want to write.

Can only write friendship, few friends, and so melodramatic to friends.

Just like looking for a girlfriend, she is also very sentimental, so, so she became the king of singles.

Off topic. Let's talk about friends.

I have been thinking about what friendship is.

Family ties are genetically bound, and there is no right to choose, so we can only resign ourselves to fate.

Love maintained by hormones has the right to choose and can be returned, but the cost is too high.

What about friendship? What is it?

5.

To tell you the truth, I don't think clearly now. A very important reason for those who are forced by me to be friends (as for those who regard me as friends, I have never asked) is that everyone else has friends. If I have no friends, I will feel very depressed.

So, in order to avoid being too lonely and out of place, I chose a few people around me as my friends.

Actually, treating them as friends is not good for them, but good for me.

After all, when I need it occasionally, I can say that my friends can't be too low. Sometimes, no one really talks to me. I will call them regardless of the phone bill, complain a lot, throw my negative emotions at them, and then I will die with blood.

However, if they want to see me, I can push if I can, and if I can't, I can push hard.

Friend s said Beijing was on business. Look at me. I thought, as the host, if you come to see me, I'm sure I'll spend half a day entertaining you. Maybe you will say on a whim that you haven't climbed the Great Wall, and then let me climb with you. However, I have climbed the Great Wall several times, and I may have to pay for the tickets. So, I said tactfully, alas, there is a class in the afternoon, and the teacher will call the roll. I'll die if I don't go once.

My friend said, I know you, and then hung up.

When it was time for dinner, my friend S called me and said that he had arrived at the school gate and that he had climbed the Great Wall alone and wanted to invite me to dinner.

Please eat. Of course I went.

After dinner, he said, hurry up and do the experiment. I'm leaving.

I said, go, don't send.

Then I went back to my dormitory to sleep by myself.

6.

Friend y called and said she was getting married.

I said congratulations. Do you want a red envelope?

He said, yes.

I said, you send me the card number and I'll call you the money (there was no WeChat red envelope at that time). Anyway, I won't go alone, the road is long, and the key ticket is expensive and uneconomical.

He said, I will pay for food, accommodation and travel. Will you come?

I said, don't come, people are lazy.

Finally, his card number didn't come, so I forgot to give him a red envelope.

When I remembered again, he said that his baby was born.

I just remembered that it's time to make up for it. Otherwise, if I get married in the future, he won't follow me with gifts, and I won't receive money, which is not good-looking.

I said, full moon, send a red envelope to my niece.

He said, okay.

At this time, there is already the function of WeChat red envelope, and I ordered thousands of pieces.

He said thank you for your child.

I said, you're welcome. You have to pay it back sooner or later.

7.

These friends I have made, they almost never ask me for a job, and I hardly ask them.

Mainly, so far, I haven't encountered any difficulties, and everything that can be solved has been solved.

There is a saying that many friends make the road easy. I still don't understand this sentence. Friends don't build roads. What does it have to do with good roads? Is it necessary to see if he has the ability to build roads before making friends?

I am indifferent to a few friends. I don't call for months, eat with them and never drink.

The reason is that the phone bill is expensive and the wine is expensive.

The main thing is that we get along well and don't know what to say. Drinking is harmful to our health.

New Year greetings, they sent them to me. Sometimes I don't bother to reply when I see it. I can see that they didn't send it in groups. Although they didn't send it in groups, I'm too lazy to reply.

I sent it to them, and sometimes the stone sank into the sea, and they were too lazy to reply.

However, when grabbing red envelopes, we move faster than anyone else.

8.

For 30 years.

There are still so few friends, and these friends don't know when, and maybe there will be no more.

However, I don't care, there is no and then there is no, and then let nature take its course.

I don't want to maintain, and they don't want to maintain with me. As for friendship, when can it be?

One day, they abandoned me and found better friends.

I would say, go, don't send.

One day, I abandoned them and found rich and powerful friends.

I would say, I don't know you poor people. Go away.

I am such a snob, so, my friends, you must try your best to live your own lives, otherwise you are not qualified to be friends with me.

I am indifferent to everything, but if it takes me a little effort to maintain a relationship, I will stop in time, because I know this is not my cup of tea.

Get along, not tired, it is best not to spend a little effort.

This is how I make friends.

What's more, I didn't do anything for my friends, and I sacrificed all my courage. I can't kill myself.

All I can do is, I have something to do, no matter big or small, I can carry it myself and never look for you again. Of course, you can't call me. I can't take it anymore. You help me pick the burden, and I'll help you pick it. That's all. Forget it, because you will be tired, your heart will be tired, and your friendship will soon end.

What do you mean by saying so much? That's what it means.

I don't remember things about my friends clearly, and most of them won't be taken to heart. What should I do?

For unfamiliar people, I will always be vigilant, afraid of missing something and making my face look bad.

That's who I am. If you like to make friends with me, come on, let me investigate first.

I don't like making friends with me. It doesn't matter. I don't like making friends with you either.