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Although Qiao Feng did not know his identity as a Khitan at that time, he was still of Khitan blood in his heart. I won’t go into details about where exactly Khitan corresponds to now, but it’s probably Nagada in the northeast.

It is said that that day Qiao Feng was drunk alone in Songhe Tower, but he saw a waiter leading a jade-faced young man from downstairs. Qiao Feng took a closer look and said, "I'll go, this man is so energetic." ah? Thin skin and tender meat! Looking at this aura, I guess he is a rich second generation, right? Pay attention first and bring the brothers to his house to beg for food another day.

Duan Yu followed his gaze and said, "Come on, this guy with big muscles and round waist looks very fierce." As a newbie who just entered the world and knows nothing, I should still make good connections and find a supporter or something. So I told the waiter that the money for the drinks at that table would be charged to my account, so I paid for it.

After hearing what he said, Qiao Feng scratched his thigh and thought, are you trying to tease me? No, we can’t be complacent, we must hold on to the situation first.

While Qiao Feng was posing, two of his men came over to report the situation and whispered in Qiao Feng's ears for a long time, which made Qiao Feng's ears scratch. Qiao Feng looked at Duan Yu and was shocked. This grandson actually dared to eavesdrop! It turns out that those who did such despicable things belong to Murong Fu's group. So he let out a loud snort, which unexpectedly startled Duan Yu who was eavesdropping on the side.

Qiao Feng thought, this pretty boy’s eavesdropping behavior, if he were to play Werewolf, it would already be a wolf-blasting game, right? If I don't take care of him, he doesn't know how powerful I am. Then he invited Duan Yu to come over and drink together. I thought to myself, little boy, let’s see if I don’t force you to death. Then the two of them started a drinking binge, one bowl at a time and one bowl at a time. While drinking Qiao Feng, I was thinking, is this guy good at drinking? Oops, I thought it was going to be bad, but after filling another bowl, it seemed to be fine. So I got high while drinking. After all, in Northeast China, there is nothing that cannot be solved with one barbecue, if there is, then two. Of course, you would be naive to believe this. What's really going on, two Northeastern gentlemen are just sitting there musing on skewers? I guess masturbating to the point of sparking sparks will not solve anything. Isn’t it just barbecue as a supplement and drinking as the main thing? Therefore, turning hostility into friendship can only happen at the wine table.

Principle 1 of making friends in the Northeast: Friends make friends while drinking! Either I will drink you down, or you will drink me down. Anyone who didn't drink it down just didn't enjoy it to the fullest. After a round of drinking, enemies can forget all their grudges, and strangers will hug each other and call each other brothers.

The two of them drank forty bowls of wine each. Qiao Feng thought to himself, this guy danced for a long time and it was a tie. There was no winner. If this matter were to spread, I, Bei Qiao Feng, would drink and let Nan Murong's people flatten me. Isn't this more embarrassing than losing a war? So he pulled Duan Yu and said, you can't leave here, we have to work together. Duan Yu looked at Qiao Feng and thought, you, Murong Fu's subordinate, have gone too far in bullying, haven't you? Let's straighten it out. How do you think it should be straightened out? Qiao Feng looked Duan Yu over and thought to himself that you, with your thin arms and legs, have probably never seen my casserole-sized fists. Let's put it all together and tell Duan Yu, how about we compete in running? Duan Yuxin said, just run. You have never seen me as a fast man. I tell you, I am scared even when I run.

Then the two of them ran away. It was dark and dark all the way. Everyone was slapped with various speeding and red light tickets. The most annoying thing was the camera that captured speeding every time. This The two even struck a pose.

At the end of the run, I saw a man lying on the ground who had lost both shoes and was panting like a dead dog.

Qiao Feng gasped and said: Murong Fu, I didn’t expect that you have a good drinking capacity and good leg strength. Sure enough, it is worthy of being as famous as my Beiqiao Peak!

Duan Yu lay on the other side and gasped: You are Murong Fu, and your whole family is Murong Fu. I am the majestic Crown Prince of Zhennan of Dali and will be the King of Dali in the future. You actually say that I am the one who wants to be the emperor.

Qiao Feng said in his heart, let me go, this guy is not only the second generation of rich people, but also the second generation of officials. The most important thing is that he is not Murong Fu. My heart suddenly burst into joy: Brother, we drank this wine, ran away, and lost our shoes.

I see that you are also angry, so let’s fight each other. From now on, what’s mine is yours, and what’s yours is mine!

Duan Yu didn't see through Qiao Feng's tricks at all, so he immediately agreed. The two of them used the heaven and the earth as evidence, and worshiped the sky and the earth twice. They worshiped each other as brothers and became sworn brothers.

The second rule of making friends in the Northeast: No fight, no acquaintance! For Northeastern men, they often choose to be hands-on and try not to make any noise. So there are many misunderstandings. The two of them would often fight each other to a bloody head, but it turned out that it was a misunderstanding. Then the two of them helped each other stand up and went straight to drink.

For Qiao Feng, who has Khitan blood, he basically inherited the iron-blooded character of the Northeastern people. From the perspective of Northeastern friendship rules, Qiao Feng and Duan Yu drank first and then competed in footwork, which also formed the basis of mutual appreciation. There are not many people in the world who can compete with Qiao Feng in terms of drinking capacity and leg strength, so heroes know heroes. It makes sense to make friends first and then talk.

Finally, why isn’t this topic: As the dignified prince of Zhennan in Dali, why did Duan Yu make friends with a beggar leader?