3. When the books are used, I will regret the lack of them; when the money is used, I will not spend enough

4. In this world, there are many people who look at me 2, but there are very few people who accompany me 2< /p>

5. When someone says I love you, I always say: take out your heart and see if I love you

6. One of the great tragedies in life is to sleep soundly. ? I was woken up by a splash of urine

7. I am looking at your illuminated profile picture on the other side, but you are so stupid on the other side that you don’t know

8. If you go to class It's a hypnotic, so the Internet is a refreshing drug

9. Don't let me kick you like a ball, I'm afraid you can't stand my continuous ravage

10. It's just a redundant People, no one cares about my sadness

11. I heard that money is the dirtiest thing in the world, so if you don’t want it, you can throw it to me

12. A lifetime, Please give me some regret medicine, and give me a cup of love-making water

13. If I were the director, I would let you die at the point of a gun before you see the audience

14 , I’m not good-looking, but I’m not as good-looking as you.

15. In the beginning, human beings are inherently good-natured; if they get zero points in the exam, they have eggs

16. These days, You can’t even rely on yourself, so you still want to rely on others

17. Don’t close your eyes and talk when you’re fine. People who don’t know may think it’s a scam

18. Don’t fight. Women’s men are all good men

19. I will not do two things in my life: 1. Neither this nor that 2. Neither that

20. Say yes Don't let me cry, but you smoked me with onions

21. The specialty of the school is that whatever you want to do, it won't let you do it

22. Don't fall in love Me, because I am an alien on an alien planet

23. I can’t answer any of the questions you asked, but there is a person who is very accurate in treating women

24. In fact, I have been Those with higher education are just more peasants in temperament

25. I haven’t been in contact with society for a long time, but I didn’t expect it to be so open now

26. Cheating is not popular now, it’s all popular Turn in nothing

27. I’m just a clown. I give you a smile but can’t give you my sincerity

28. If your friends are unhappy, tell them to make everyone happy

29. Putting things that do not belong to you in your hands will only hurt yourself

30. I am a human being, I also have a temper, I can speak, and I can also be angry

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31. Not everyone can see my ladylike side, so I only pretend to be a lady in front of you

32. I tolerate you scolding me when you don’t understand me. When you get to know me well, I can't stand it anymore if you chop me down

33. When you can't hold it in anymore, I'm willing to let you out. Isn't it just a fart?

34. Women, please don’t be deceived by our sweet-talking men. Here’s a warning

35. I will listen to the nonsense you said as a joke, which will actually make you very happy

36. Although the penguin is a bird, its fat body prevents it from flying. The same goes for you, right?

37. Others laugh at me for being crazy, but you can’t see my Hoda

38. It was you who came into my dream at night and made my dream shattered

39. In fact, you have many benefits that you haven’t discovered yet, such as warding off evil spirits and having sex at night to prevent pregnancy

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40. The weather forecast reminds you: Rain and lightning, be careful of being hacked. QQ personality funny signature

1. As the saying goes, if the ice is three feet deep, it cannot be thawed without a microwave oven!

2. Every time I face delicious food, I warn myself: If you eat too much, you will die. But it turns out that I am really not afraid of death.

3. Everyone is a king, domineering in his own world. It is not easy for you to listen to me, but it is not easy for you to let me listen to you.

4. When you were born, were you thrown up three times and only caught twice?

5. Although I don’t know what the teacher is talking about, it seems to be very powerful.

6. I feel uncomfortable when I don’t do my homework, and I feel uncomfortable when I do my homework.

7. You were tanned in the bright sunshine in the south, and I was frozen to pieces in the cold nights in the north.

8. Making money is a kind of ability, spending money is a kind of level. My ability is limited, but my level is indeed very high.

9. People with big faces usually have good tempers, because it is really hard to fall out with a big face.

10. If pigs can fly, who will buy airplanes? Just ride a pig to heaven.

11. I will not change even after many years. I will still love you as much as I do now!

12. When you see this question and think of someone, congratulations, you have fallen in love with her.

13. When you approached me, I was so excited that I could do a complete set of radio gymnastics.

14. Time is a butcher's knife. This is said to those who are beautiful. For those who are ugly, time has nothing to do with them.

15. Thank you for your indifference and understanding of my pretentiousness.

16. I picked up a mouse pad yesterday and want to equip it with a computer. What do you think is missing?

17. Your current dreams determine your future, so just sleep a little longer!

18. The happiest thing in the world is when the person you love happens to love you too.

19. If you look thin when you are wearing it, but if you are naked, you will be called a beast. You have done it.

20. The wind is good, messing up my hair and blowing off your wig.

21. Don’t think that just because a girl is beautiful, she can seduce me. At least she must be stupid enough!

22. I’m really nervous, so nervous. What should I do? I’m about to meet my parents! Is the aunt gentle and gentle, and the uncle is fierce or not? I was so scared. After all, I was the one who hit his child first.

23. Prices are in line with Europe, house prices are in line with the moon, and wages are in line with Africa.

24. Fat, you can bully your stomach, but why can’t you hit your chest?

25. If you forget to bring money just after dinner, tell your boss to make up for it next time, but the boss won’t! I got angry and called more than 10 waiters and finally got the money for the meal!

26. The farthest distance in the world is not the distance between life and death, but the temperature difference between inside and outside the bed in winter.

27. Don’t look back harshly at the past, and don’t look forward to the future with fear, but live the present carefully.

28. The little flower seller pulled me and said: Brother, buy flowers. You will know at a glance that you are a playboy.

29. If Google and Baidu merge, will they change their name to GoodBye?

30. There was a match. If I didn’t wash my hair for several days, my scalp would itch and I would be burned to death if I scratched it.

31. When my hair reaches my waist, it covers my fat body. Even though he has a strong back and strong back, he still has to be cold and arrogant.

32. Whether it is on the wedding invitation or on the tombstone at the funeral, I hope that your name and mine will always be written together throughout our lives.

33. God did not particularly favor me, nor did he abandon me, he was just playing tricks on me.

34. Before every exam, I am extremely busy making copies. There are so many cheat sheets that I’m afraid they won’t be enough. After the exam, the books were thrown everywhere. Girls go shopping and boys go to pick up girls.

35. When someone asks me what happiness is, I tell them that happiness is when the person you love smiles at you.

36. I have spread out my homework on the balcony. You can take care of it yourself during the typhoon.

37. For men, the upper body is cultivation and the lower body is essence; for women, the upper body is bait and the lower body is trap.

38. The highest state of ugliness is that without the first night, there is still the first kiss.

39. I have never done anything good in my life to get to know you. Even throwing it into the sun is not environmentally friendly enough.

40. Why are we quarreling? Can't we just sit down and stab each other calmly?

41. I can’t guarantee that I can’t promise you anything, but I will do it: if one day you feel hungry, you will see that I have starved to death in your arms with a smile on my face. middle.

42. There are some things that you don’t need to argue about. You can obey on the surface but resist secretly.

43. If cutting off hair means cutting off memories, will cutting my head bald mean I can lose my memory?

44. If I throw you into a tiger cage, the tiger won’t even dare to eat you and will think you are a bitch.

45. I heard that there is radiation when sleeping with a mobile phone next to the pillow. I was so scared that I got up and threw the pillow away.

46. Being ugly is not your fault, it’s just that God took a nap. You must have the courage to face everything.

47. I know you don’t take me seriously. In fact, I never take you seriously.

48. My world is very simple. There are only things I care about, things I don’t care about, and you who I love.

49. Women are made of water, men are made of mud, Li Junji and Li Yuchun are both made of cement.

50. A person in love is more powerful than the devil or an angel and can get everything.

51. In the days when there were no women, I enjoyed teasing men!

52. If you ask a male toad what is the most beautiful, his answer will definitely be a female toad. There is no doubt about his appreciation level, but the environment is different.

53. Hang up a mosquito net and sleep naked inside to tease the mosquitoes and kill them.

54. During devil training, girls treat boys and boys treat them like beasts.

55. I swear that all the vows I made before are canceled from now on! I swear I will never swear again!

56. There are so many flaws, even a missing corner is considered perfect.

57. I am a bit vulgar, a bit weird, a bit boring and cute! A bit lazy, a bit bad, a bit smart and a rogue! A scoundrel is a scoundrel, and he talks about love in a slippery way! If you want to love me, then love me.

58. I miss you very much. I don’t know what it means now. I just understand that I will never lose my love. But I will sincerely bless you, my former baby.

59. Men like to move around when they are drunk, while women like to move around when they are drunk.

60. After calculating the salary increase and then calculating the pork, you will find that you are not even as good as a pig!

61. Thank you to everyone who has accompanied me until now, especially those who plan to continue to accompany me.

62. I wait for you to pay attention to me, but I don’t want to pay attention to you, but as soon as you appear, I wag my tail with joy like a puppy.

63. The night will become beautiful with the gentle eyes of the stars.

64. We are actually all three good students. Our three good things are: playing well, eating well, and sleeping well.

65. No matter how awesome the If You Are the One female guest is, she can only put out one boy's lamp, but the aunt downstairs in the boys' dormitory can put out the whole floor.

66. If you take a quick look, you may not be that good. If you take a closer look, you might as well take a quick look.

67. It is not scary to meet a group of hooligans on the Internet, but the scary thing is to run into a bunch of rogue software.

68. I taste the ups and downs by myself, I bear the joys and sorrows by myself, and no one has the right to tell me what I am wrong about.

69. Suddenly, for a moment, I felt dispensable.

70. Zhuge Liang did not lead any troops before he left the mountain! Why do I need work experience?

71. Please do not disturb while taking a bath. Please purchase tickets for peeping, 40% off for individuals and 20% off for groups!

72. I love you is the most clichéd love saying but it can make people feel warm in their hearts.

73. The highest state of eating at a buffet is: hold on to the wall to enter, and then hold on to the wall to come out.

74. I am sorry for you in life, because I have never made it easy for you.

75. I just finished the quarrel and felt that I did not perform well and wanted to have another quarrel.

76. Remember to be harsh on yourself when things are good, and remember to let yourself go when things are difficult. Funny QQ signature with personality

1. Don’t scare my parents with my grades. I can’t let my family know that I’m such a badass.

2. God, I will never call you my father again. You don’t love me as your granddaughter at all.

3. As a monster, my wish is to destroy at least one Ultraman!

4. Yesterday, I dreamed that Obama’s daughter proposed to me. I thought she was ugly and refused to agree. I was so nervous. I didn’t know if it would affect Sino-US relations.

5. You can hit my deskmate, but I warn you not to hurt me accidentally.

6. If one day I go down. Remember, I'm coming for you.

7. The fool stole the beggar's wallet, and the blind man saw it. The mute roared, which frightened the deaf man. The hunchback stepped forward, and the lame man kicked up, and the wanted prisoner wanted to pull him away. Public security expert bureau, Mazi said, forget it for my sake.

8. Question: Which is more important, the wife or the game? Answer: Of course, my wife is more important, so I only dare to play games, not my wife.

9. Why are we quarreling? Can't we just sit down and chop each other down calmly?

10. There is no such thing as a first kiss. With the continuous renewal of epithelial cells, every day is a first kiss.

11. I have been so poor recently that I have no money to buy big cakes, so I have to eat steamed buns. If you want to eat flatbread, flatten the steamed buns. If you want to eat noodles, use a comb to comb the steamed buns a few times.

12. School! Although you got my person, you couldn't get my heart.

13. I heard that people who make typos all the time have higher IQs. Because my IQ is too high, my hands can't keep up with the rhythm of my brain.

14. In addition to cold fronts, there are warm fronts. I hope our relationship can become a quasi-stationary front.

15. The heart becomes a desert island. If no one buys it, it will no longer be sold.

16. I will be your heart in the next life. At least if I don’t beat it, you will die.

17. Hold the child’s hand and drag the child away. If Ziruo refused to leave, he was knocked unconscious and continued to be dragged away.

18. Don’t always be a single dog. Based on your age, you should be a single turtle, based on your body shape, you should be a single pig, and based on your IQ, you should be a single silly roe deer.

19. I dare not look at the mirror for too long because I am afraid that I will fall in love with myself.

20. I miss you so much, find a painter to draw you, put you in a cup, drink water and kiss you every day.

21. Someone asked, how big is your school? I replied that the reason why the aunt who sells spicy hotpot in the west gate of our school refused the pursuit of the uncle who sells rice noodles in the east gate is that she doesn’t like long-distance relationships.

22. If you just wait, all that will happen is that you get older.

23. It’s cold, and I want to give you a coat: the pockets are called warmth; the collar is called caring; the sleeves are called thoughtfulness; the buttons are called missing; let this coat closely accompany you through every day. Every second must be happy.

24. Between one cloud and another is blue friendship. Between a cluster of stamens and a petal of flowers, there is pink love. But in the world between me and you, I hope you are closest to me.

25. I don’t like to sleep with one woman many times, but I like to sleep with many women only once.

26. When I saw you hiding yourself with a leaf, I smiled and flicked the dirt on your body.

27. I told you not to be infatuated with me because I have spent my time and can’t do the hard work. I have to drink regularly. I curse on the street when I’m drunk. I have no money and I buy cigarettes on credit. What do you think? Angry dad or not.

28. As long as you are happy, don’t expose it in the sun, because if you expose it too much, sooner or later it will dry out.

29. I miss you like a pumpkin, love you like a cucumber, smell your golden melon, and kiss you like a cantaloupe. I hate you for being a courgette, eat you for being a watermelon, call you a winter melon, and beat you for a fool.

30. I am me, a firework of different colors, he is him, a bundle of fireworks worth two yuan, and you are you, a firecracker worth seventy cents a box.

31. Since I got together with you, all my goldfish have died. They say you smell like a cat.

32. Look, the rainbow over there is looking down on me, because I am brighter than it.

33. How can a simple person like me do such thoughtful questions as mathematics?

34. I once thought that what I wanted was a career, but it turned out that I just wanted a salary.

35. If God can’t make me thin, then he can make my friends fat.

36. Don’t wait until everyone says you are ugly to find out that you are really ugly.

37. If you wear flat shoes because you are waiting for me to take you away one day, then do it now.

38. Your mother hung a bone for you when you were a child. At least you had a dog to play with!

39. Marriage is the grave of love. Without a grave, you will die without a burial place.

40. I made an appointment with my classmates to watch the Spring Festival Gala on New Year’s Eve and burn my winter vacation homework to keep warm.

41. The so-called beauty is three parts appearance and seven parts grooming; the so-called temperament is three parts talent and seven parts pretense; the so-called gentleness is three parts tolerance and seven parts depression.

42. I always envy my deskmate and envy her for having such a good deskmate.

43. Don’t chirp behind my back. If you see that I’m unhappy, come out and kill me if you have the guts.

44. Go, go, don’t waste the word youth, you are already in the beginning of autumn!

45. I planted a girlfriend in spring, and harvested a bunch of cuckolds in autumn.

46. All wages are handed in, including unplanned ones; all leftovers are contracted, including sour ones; all housework is done, including at the mother-in-law’s house; thoughts are reported every day, including those that occur in a flash.

47. In fact, I worked so hard to gain weight just to occupy more space in your heart.

48. Wear the most beautiful wedding dress at the right age and marry the most stable person.

49. There is a piece of clothing on Taobao that has 10 negative reviews and 1 positive review. The positive reviews are: I bought it for my classmate. She looks ugly in it. I am very satisfied with it.

50. Being online these days is the same as being invisible. No one will come to chat with you.

51. The only thing I have persisted in growing up is to charge my mobile phone every day.

52. In the past, beauties used to play non-mainstream games, but now fat pigs are running rampant. What happened to this?

53. I hope I can kiss you before going to bed, I hope I can hold you when I sleep, I hope I can see you when I wake up! I hope so forever.

54. Half of my life is unlucky, and the other half is dealing with unlucky things.

55. The farthest distance in the world is not the distance between life and death. But I stood in front of my future mother-in-law, but I could only call her aunt!

56. My friend and I watched a ghost movie yesterday and he was so scared that he cried. Hahahaha, how timid! If I hadn't fainted from fright, I would have laughed at him!

57. I would like to be a fish that you can braise, boil or steam, and then lie in your gentle stomach.

58. What is love? It turns out that no matter how good or bad you are, I just want to treat you tenderly, but no matter how deeply I was hurt by you, I still can’t bear to hate you.

59. Be a hooligan with temperament, a pervert with class, and an illiterate with knowledge!

60. Every morning when I wake up, I have a cool hairstyle, either a Saiyan or Ultraman.

61. Don’t think that just because a girl is beautiful, she can seduce me. At least she must be stupid enough!

62. Don’t always call me a beast. Get to know me better and you will know that I am not as good as a beast.

63. Do you know why you always feel so sleepy at school? Because school is where dreams begin!

64. When love cannot be perfect, I would rather choose to have no regrets; no matter how beautiful the next life is, I don’t want to lose the memory of you in this life. I don’t ask for eternal beauty, I just want you in my reincarnations!

65. Women, don’t use your enchanting appearance as a token of shamelessness. Men, don’t use your unruly character as a narcissistic asset.

66. Words that poke people's pain are not joking, they are deliberately mean-spirited.

67. I want to place my thoughts on you on the scattered stars; I hope the stars shine into your window and help you sleep well.

68. In this life, at this moment, it’s good to have you, sister. Always by your side. Love you, my sister.

69. My world is very simple. There are only things I care about, things I don’t care about, and you who I love.

70. A faint glance is your serious commitment. A quiet moment is all my life. I don’t want to leave you.

71. Stop complaining that you can't find the right person among 1.3 billion people. You can't find the right person even if you only have four choices in the multiple-choice question.

72. My cell phone has been in silent mode for several years, and answering calls all depends on fate.

73. I was bitten by a dog, and I was bitten because of you; because you were someone else’s mistress.

74. Going back on my word is my style, betraying everyone and leaving my relatives is my current situation, and living a long life is my result.

75. Mosquitoes, when will you evolve to stop sucking blood and only suck fat?

76. Who said women chase men’s spacer yarn? Away from your sister! It's obviously separated by the Atlantic Ocean!

77. Apart from being a aunt, you don’t look like a girl the rest of the time!

78. I want to cry, I want to make trouble, stay up all night, holding a bottle of sleeping pills in my hand, and a small rope to hang myself. No matter how ugly you are, you still have to fall in love and the world is filled with love.

79. I really want to tell those who won the first prize of Shuangseqiu that there are two dollars from me in your millions of prizes. Without me, you would not be where you are today.

80. I finally understand why I have no inspiration, because there is a saying that love can inspire people.

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1. If love cannot be seen, hate will be fulfilled

2. My sister has always only smoked, because it hurts the lungs but not sad

3 , Friends who hang out outside should have a strong heart

4. People are tired when they live, otherwise how can they be called human beings

5. Your love is too cheap, buy one, get one free I will not participate in this kind of activity

6. You may not know that when you cry, my tears are also overflowing

7. If you want to test me, then just Your patience is ready

8. If you don’t like me, you can choose to commit suicide or pretend to be blind

9. Sadness, please stay away from me, I don’t want to be hurt by you Contagion

10. Looking up to the future with a proud attitude, my world also has happiness

11. There is only one me in the world, and no one can replace it

12. I am not great enough to wait until you are tired of her to love me

13. Don’t be obsessed with my sister, she is just your legend

14. You have to live your life by yourself, and you have to suffer. Eat by yourself, why bother living by looking at other people's faces

15. Holding a knife in your left hand and a fork in your right hand, enjoy life slowly

16. Come and accept my love. If you leave, why don't you stay?

17. Don't rely on others' power, because you are just a dog

18. It's you who are too indifferent and freeze my heart

19. Take away my love, take away my heart, this is the person I love

20. Love without asking for anything in return, this is not love, it is just being mean

21. Don’t wait until I leave before you can taste what true love is

22. I am not your shadow, and I cannot be inseparable from you

23. Don't use your self-righteous rules of life to control my life

24. I never suffer, because I have returned tenfold to those who make me suffer.

25 , In this dream-like life, I have suffered from insomnia and can no longer sleep

26. What’s so great about making friends? If you have the ability, just wear a pair of pants

27. So much to say Is it so difficult for me to say "I love you" to eachother?

28. When I get rich, I will show off my wealth to you, a pretentious rich man.

29. I can’t see the future, but I never stop

30. As long as you have a strong heart, nothing in the world can knock you down

31. Don’t follow my brother Show off, show off to others more, show off bro

32. In my eyes, you are a dick, in his eyes, I am a dick

33. I never do anything to make myself sad I usually only do things that make others sad

34. Time takes my thoughts away, where do I get the time to be unforgettable

35. Life is not a TV series, you act Show it to whom

36. Let you show off your flowers, I only like the sparrow on the tree

37. You don’t have to show off to me, just because you are awesome doesn’t mean I can respect it< /p>

38. I will work hard. What I want, I will give it to myself

39. I never lower my head. When I lower my head, I am just tying my shoelaces

40. The head is for thinking, not for display