/subject/ 1465829/？ I=0 watercress has plenty. You can have whatever you want. Go and have a look. If you are not satisfied with this.
To be fair, the label "King of Thunder Movies in China Film History" is a bit too big. Let's just say this international guide is different. It has easily revised everyone's acceptance of "Lei" and stopped laughing and cursing with the same attitude. Wonderful, wonderful, this is the full embodiment of social harmony, this is the power of the Olympic flame. Looking back, whether it's the general manager who uses people to fly kites, the girls' round nightclub with short security guards, the honest country that stinks, or the paradise ballroom that shines with comedy. You are all hopeless. We have more this time. We have bling bling's vision as a strategist, a brotherhood that makes people feel pale, a one-on-one trio, and an AV actress who is good at dressing wounds.
Okay, I need to calm down.
First of all, we need to make sure (or fortunately) that although the rhythm of the story is not too tight, at least the plot has not been changed. Our famous director Li Rengang once said: "There are so many characters and stories in the Three Kingdoms, and it is a waste to do only one." So we watched "Breaking the Dragon", what a beautiful movie. By the way, how do you pronounce Li Rengang in Shanghainese? So compared with the first half of our Red Cliff, it can be released worldwide 1 year, with a total box office of 1, 8 1 billion. I can finally win an Oscar. If you don't believe me, we can bet ten dollars that someone will say, "The scene is grand and the fight is wonderful." This is a victory. It's like a blind date. Before going, the introducer said that this woman looks like Jessica Alba. Finally, when you went there, you found that the skin color was really gone.
Okay, I need to calm down.
Ignore the last part, and now let's see why the dialogue and performance details make people feel thunder.
Liu Bei: Honest and kind, there is not much to show. In addition to the straw sandals woven by Zhou Yu as a good wife and mother during his visit, there is also the one in his eyes when he took a look at Sun Shangxiang. . . There is almost nothing to remember, but what you need to remember is that the comrade who plays Liu Bei is You Yongzhi. So that's right. If you pick up Bei, wash him, put on a police uniform and say, "If you can't protect the Han people well. . "。 A public servant, the role of public security chief who will be killed by drug lords in the end is vivid. . .
Guan Yu: Fight the king one-on-one. From the first appearance, he maintained the expression of being able to form a gaffe duo with Zhang zhen's Sun Quan, slashing countless people with broadsword, and using the same appearance posture and footsteps, Huiguang Array and Bagua Array were worthy of the name of "one-on-one hit king". Zhou Yu played the role of a people's teacher when she visited China. Read "My Fair Lady, Gentleman is Good", teach children that "knowledge is the only way to eat", and be a good revolutionary comrade.
Zhang Fei: It's naive. If the beard is removed and his body becomes bigger, the crew is willing to pay for a special costume for him, and it is best to turn him into a bel canto Kung Fu Panda. In the Eight Diagrams, after Guan Yu and Zhao Yun, they also flew solo. Using his football forward running style, he fought back and forth in the enemy lines several times (actually, I wanted to write CC). Zhou Yu visited and wrote calligraphy in the camp. . Is it awesome? Dual-use?
Zhao Yun: Due to the intense military exercises in Hu Yun, numerous close-ups in slow motion show details, just like a bear battle with bloodthirsty skills. Join hands with Guan Yu and Zhang Fei to form a "one-on-one hit trio".
Zhuge Liang: You burst into laughter as soon as you appeared. You are an animal expert. If you keep a low profile, you must say "a little understanding." Eyes have been glittering with love and peace. Knowledge is everything. I can deliver the baby or sweep the piano. I couldn't help saying, "This mother. . This is Xie Tianxiao. " Social butterfly, flirting with Zhou Yu, Liu Bei, Sun Shangxiang and many others. If you shave, why not go back two or three years and replace Jake Gyllenhaal? You play Jack and Governor Zhou plays Ennis.
Cao Cao: How infatuated, how kind, how eager to be a gangster but unable to do it. We almost want to give you a "Troy" award for your unrequited love for many years at a glance.
Sun Quan: Uncle Zhang zhen, I'm not talking about you. You met Liu Ye, and he lowered your deductive IQ. Even if you have acting certification left over from history, you can only form a gaffe duo with Guan Yu. You play Sun Quan like a young man with acne and bangs glasses. Because he was confiscated by the teacher for reading pornographic cartoons in class, he resented for many years and finally died of depression. You can almost be with the killer in Tiantangkou who is called "failure to pretend to be fine" in Wuhan dialect. Please choose a few movies carefully as soon as possible, you are not. . .
Sun Yuxiang: Despite your wrinkles, hello, menstruation Swallow. In junior high school, I sold your poster to others. At that time, you were a big yellow tooth, but you could sell it for 5 yuan!
Zhou Yu: Hello, Teacher Yi.
Xiao Qiao: Why should I put you last? Why? First of all, before writing about you, I browsed my douban friends. Just among my friends, I can find at least 20 people younger and more beautiful than you, Joe. If they can guarantee that they will not be hidden rules, that they will not have plastic surgery or breast augmentation, it is more suitable for them to play Xiao Qiao 5328 1 times to 82095 times than you. Although you have tried your best to control your voice, it is much better than "Mr. Andy Lau, can I give you a hug of XX" and much more normal than Ai Tianyou in all her works. But when you pretend to be virtuous, promise me one thing. When you grow up, don't let it become a war horse. Just call it MengMeng! I was also confused by lightning strike, not to mention the friction and eyes when you finally bandaged Governor Zhou. The only meaning of your existence is that after I finished writing this relationship, I decided to flirt with every girl named MengMeng on my QQ.
Ok, let's continue to look forward to the second half of 65438+February. We haven't seen such a happy domestic movie for a long time. If the perfect score is 10, I will score 6.5 in the first half. In the second half, you can also see the burning of warships one by one, you can see Xiao Qiao's sandy jade hand on Cao's head, you can see Governor Zhou's heroic rescue of the United States and so on. What a loving content this is. Don't you want to continue watching how Zhuge Liang and Zhou Yu flirt and eventually become strangers? How to go with the wind, how to Titanic, how to Brokeback Mountain. I have even decided to use "I need to calm down" as the mantra for the next two weeks, instead of "cunning, what do you think of this problem" this week. Okay, I need to calm down. Now I look like Jack Black in rock campus or steve martin in the Pink Panther remake. You see, this is the advantage of Chibi.
It says on the back:
1 This article is just for fun. If you are used to the so-called "elegant film criticism", don't like it, and feel that your status and taste as an intellectual have been seriously insulted, then I apologize.
Don't look at the title and think you are scolding domestic blockbusters. We must support domestic "blockbusters". You see, I finally got a fair score of 650 million RMB. . There is nothing wrong with this film. Just go to the cinema. Please keep an entertaining attitude.
Is it necessary to add a lot of parallelism, a lot of obscurity, a lot of beautiful decoration and description, or to inadvertently reveal the taste of a film veteran before it can be called a film review? That's my favorite way to have the right to speak in some forums a few years ago. More often, let's have fun. Who hasn't seen the movie 1000+ these days? Therefore, everyone is a "film critic". But also remember that sentence, "film critics comment on movies like eunuchs." In this way, with you wolf friends, beautiful girls, intellectuals, * * * encouragement.
Yesterday, I watched it excitedly. Oh, no, I like Red Cliff. I can't be calm for a long time. Until now, those beautiful pictures have been emerging in my mind.
Now, I need to calm down
That's right. I just threw it to Takeshi Kaneshiro, the most handsome Zhuge Liang in history. When Jin appeared, it was so beautiful, troubled times, war and fog ... Then the scene was peaceful, Huang Yanyan fell in the grass, and Jin appeared in a sleeping position ... Later I learned that he was actually lying about the number of enemy troops, which was so wise! ! I very much doubt that every shot of Kim raised a huge reflector on the opposite side, which made his eyes shine brightly and caused casualties in the cinema. ...
Anyway, now I want to talk about the main content and central idea of this film.
Once upon a time, there was a middle-aged uncle named Cao Cao in the Eastern Han Dynasty. He loves war very much, often suffers from migraines, and has a crush on the beautiful girl Xiao Qiao for many years ... but he has no basin friends.
Liu Bei, his enemy, and Zhu, a strategist in his family, made friends everywhere with the knowledge of multiple identities such as members of the Animal Protection Association and obstetricians and gynecologists in order to eliminate Uncle Guai.
One day, after eating a lot, Zhu went to Wu to meet Sun Xiaoquan. Sun Xiaoquan is the king of Wu. He likes shooting wild South China tigers when he has nothing to do. Zhang zhen's face was very cold when he appeared, which made people feel that there were so many handsome guys. How could the box office of this movie not be high? Zhuge Liang wanted to persuade Sun Xiaoquan to be his friend and let the two countries join hands to destroy Uncle Strange.
I saw Takeshi Kaneshiro's eyes flashing with love, staring at Zhang zhen for 10 second, mumbling "Do you want it or not?" ... Zhang is really determined. I would have rushed to say what I wanted, but he waited 10 seconds and said, "I'll think about it, I'll think about it again ... hesitation kills people."
Zhu is very depressed, thinking that I am invincible, invincible in the world, and can't deal with you, a melancholy man. But handsome and coquettish Di 1 Di Zhu's journey of making friends will not be interrupted. He is going to challenge the limit and go to Chibi to find the heartthrob Zhou Xiaoyu. If he hesitates, let him regret it!
In other words, Zhou Xiaoyu is a literary youth who loves both literature and art. He is good at fighting, playing flute and posing, especially at paper clips. One day, he and his wife Xiao Qiao did push-ups together until the third drop made Xiao Qiao cry. Little Joe thought, it's boring to do it. Cry. Do it well if you can't cry. ...
In order to welcome Zhu, an 8-minute date was held for the bird at home. In a fascinating ensemble, two fascinating people, four high-voltage electric eyes and dozens of strings, and the other two were just dim light bulbs. Oh, burn, lovers!
In later time, Zhu He became bosom friends. They often look at each other affectionately for a long time, reminding each other to be calm, so as not to be burned by X fire; Or one kills the enemy on the battlefield, and the other silently appreciates the heroic attitude of his lover on the podium. ...
Happiness and sweetness will not last long. On this day, Zhu told me emotionally that one day we would meet each other with swords and guns (when I stopped, my blood was boiling, and I really wanted to rush in and ask when to bring the hemostatic bandage first) ... My heart was wild and painful, but he still had to calmly say that when the time came, I was left, and the light would shine. There is a trace of sadness in Zhu's eyes ... pigeons are flying by the river, and two lonely figures are condensed into eternal statues in front of the window.
With a slight injury, Zhu secretly seduced his future eldest sister-in-law Zhao Wei (really killing, awesome! )。 I saw Zhao Wei pouting after getting angry and asking in Wannian Anhui Mandarin: "Are you saying that I am too much?" Zhu, who came to chase him, raised his eyebrows and smiled faintly. "I think you have a great personality." (Ah ~ Ah ~ vomiting blood to death in advance) "You still know me best." Zhao Wei turned into a flower with a smile. Come on, Zhuge Liang, the most handsome man in history, is teasing you when he is alone in the room with you. Can you laugh silently without being elated?
Unfortunately, the story ends here. It depends on whether Zhu and he have a secret history of meeting under the knife or making friends when they meet, and this will wait until the end of the year. Before that, I also need to calm down. ...
In short, this story tells us that only by being handsome can we make more basin friends; Only by making more friends can the bad guys be eliminated.
Strange uncle has no friends.
Wu Yusen's Red Cliff is not strictly a movie, but a TV series, which is also a Japanese Warring States style TV series.
This TV series, which should be renamed "Battle of Red Cliffs", tells the story of a cruel war between three famous players. They are the right minister Odemend, who controls both the capital area and the emperor. Zhong, who has the title of "Tiger of the South China" in the southeast, put forward the slogan of "respecting the king and rejecting the foreign countries" and led the wild warriors to rise up against Odemend's family and defend Konohawa Xuande.
Kobayashi Chuanxuande was unfortunately defeated by the army of ODA Mengde in Konoha. If Wen Zilong, his loyal servant, hadn't rushed into the enemy line seven times, I'm afraid the son of Lord Xuande Zen would have died in chaos and even changed the course of history. Even in the face of such a strong enemy, Xuan Dejun showed amazing courage. General Maeda Yunchang, one of the family elders, in order to protect Xuande and civilians to retreat safely, he broke into the enemy line in the name of "first out" and even once attacked the defense line of Oddmund. If it weren't for the desperate protection of Meng De's flag, Meng De would probably die under Maeda Yunchang's "Dragon Crescent Moon Blade".
The victorious Oddmund led 6.5438+0000 legions south to pursue Kobakawa Xuande, but the real purpose was to seize the opportunity to annex the territory of Shangshan Zhongmou. Tian Zhen Kongming, a litterateur of Xuande's family, had an insight into Meng De's scheming, so he went to Dongwu, trying to lobby for the merger of Shangshan Zhongmou and form a joint force against Meng De. In the end, the South Army and the North Army joined forces in Chibi, and there was the famous Battle of Red Cliffs in history.
The reason for this is that the film Red Cliff claims to cost 600 million RMB, but the shooting scene is small and the content is trivial, which is more like that 30,000 to 40,000 people were fighting in Japan during the Warring States Period. So there are not many grand scenes under the lens, but there are always many close-ups and close-ups, which come and go, but 100 people. Because of this, generals are more like warriors. They have a lot of time to participate in tea ceremony and judo, which explains why a horse was born, a flute was modified, a cow was recovered, and two male jazz bassists fought.
Even when dealing with various parts, Chibi simply can't reflect the two most impressive characteristics of soldiers: speed and impact. In the film, an infantry array composed of a single shield can actually stop the impact of Cao Jun's heavy cavalry. From this way alone, we can see how absurd the director's cognition of strength is. Generals should attack the enemy step by step, which shows that this film has nothing to do with ancient military affairs, and it is an ancient martial arts film. Imagine shooting several enemies in the chest at the same time with a gun. What's the difference between this and Yuan Heping's Jet Li version of Huang Feihong?
Why can a dozen soldiers and a few guns be magnificent in Kurosawa's movies? Even an ordinary soldier has the ability to perform because of his neat military appearance, exquisite uniform and fast running speed. The progress of Red Cliff, which cost 600 million RMB, only reflects the soldier's upper body-this time, the soldier played by the extras finally has a helmet with a straight head and a beautiful chest helmet. However, if you look at their hapless lower bodies, you will know why the war scene looks so protracted-it's still baggy with big pants and legs, but leg pads are tied to it. Or a soldier who just came back from transplanting rice seedlings, or an extra actor who spends ten dollars a day and has two lunches. It is strange that such props and extras can show the spirit of classical soldiers.
In fact, John Woo is powerless to express the traditional culture. One is the choice of actors and the design of roles. The Three Kingdoms is a war dominated by a group of aristocratic scholars, and John Woo can't show the bearing and elegance of China nobles at all. Only Cao Cao barely passed, while Liu Bei was the secretary of the anti-corruption bureau and Sun Quan was the eldest brother of Hong Kong businessmen. Zhuge Liang, the embodiment of China people's morality and wisdom, insisted on adding some "naughty elements" for some reasons (Stephen Chow played a priest in king of comedy) and became a short version of Wen Chouchou (see the movie Fengyun). Worst of all, Zhou Yu and Tony Leung Chiu Wai obviously haven't got out of lust, caution and spring at first. The expressions of both men and women make people feel that paper clips or chrysanthemums may appear at any time in the next second.
The second is the so-called Eight Diagrams Array. This could have been a brilliant place, and the director could give full play to his imagination as long as he had a good understanding of the "array". The array should include pits, smoke traps, Abatis, chariots, sandbags, trenches and mobile soldiers. Although China's art of war and laws are rarely handed down from generation to generation, there are always some materials to read. But in the movie, this kind of kung fu is left to clothes, hairstyles, flags and all kinds of weapons, and superficial kung fu is really made into superficial kung fu. The result is the so-called formation method, which is, in the final analysis, a variety of deformation combinations of a shield wall, that is, some kind of large-scale group gymnastics. If group calisthenics is a military action, then Zhang Yimou should be a professor at Shijiazhuang Army Command College. He looks more promising to become a generation of army gods.
Red Cliff is actually a lazy movie, and John Woo didn't show much creativity. He moved his good interpersonal relationship in the modern city to the Three Kingdoms period, changed the military to martial arts, changed the scene scheduling to CG, and forced many inexplicable jokes to make the film live to 150 minutes. This is only the first episode. This is probably the only movie that doesn't need air conditioning in the cinema this summer. It's cold enough just to look at it.
We used to say that there are no blockbusters in China, because you can't make a big production without Hollywood money. The cost of "Red Cliff" is close to 1 100 million dollars, directed by the famous director Dacas, but it is still the same as this bird. So, it's not about money.