2. Hello, I will reply automatically. You can chat with me, but that's all I know.
If you don't come back, you are herding cattle. If you don't come back, you will lose the cow.
4. [Automatic reply] There are too many people chatting at present. There are 198 people ahead. Please wait patiently ~
5. Your message has been sent to the other party and cannot be read.
I can't finish my homework, so I am not here.
7. Don't move when you see the news. I will buy you oranges. I'll be right back.
8. I sell dusk on earth, and you wait for me to collect the gentleness of the world to see you.
9. [Automatic reply] If I am online, will I let the automatic reply reply you?
10. This is the headquarters. What can I do for you, Le Di?
1 1. Your message has been sent to the other party, but you will not reply after receiving it.
12. Your little cutie is running to your chat interface 800 miles away.
13. [Automatic reply] It's not that I ignore you, it's that time is irresistible ~
14. Because there is nothing we can do, let it be. Because the heart has nothing to hide, so be it.
15. No reply means that the cow has been released, and no reply means that the cow has been lost.
16.Jackson Yee's woman has received the message, and will reply later! !
17. [Automatic reply] Don't worry, cutie is on her way, please prepare snacks and drinks and wait patiently ~
18. If you want me to reply, you can treat me to spicy strips.
19. [Automatic reply] Be right back after the advertisement.
20. I was tied up by a nail. If you want to see me, you have to nail the whole anti-addiction.
Summer deserves an automatic answer. 2 1. I went to Moxian Castle to play cards with Moxian Wang. Please come back later.
22. What brings you here? Did Timis win?
23. You will know in a moment.
24. No, no, no, there is no homework for you to copy.
25. The lamb is lost and looking for a sheep.
26. You are slim, you are beautiful, and your father is on the way.
27. I'm not free. I'm busy
28. You are a beautiful summer, and you will reply during tasting.
29. I'm going to eat shit and bring you a bubble later.
30. Tell Dad to come back
3 1. Hello, this is an automatic reply. I can chat with you, but that's all I know.
32. You smile at the flowers, and the sky is full of sunset clouds.
33. This is the answering machine. My master went to eat. What can you say to me?
34. There is a mole, and it is not convenient to reply now.
35. I am grinding, so I can't say hello to you, because our donkey went to the Animal Protection Association to sue me, saying that I deprived him of maternity leave.
36. [Automatic reply] Hello, I'm not here now. Please wake me up with potato chips, lollipops, double-skin milk jelly, seaweed chocolate hamburger chicken nuggets, Orleans sausage, pine nuts, almond pistachios, figs, pecans, beef jerky, sesame cakes, potato chicken ribs, Sprite cola, sweet strawberry oranges, green lemons, apples, oranges, watermelons, pitaya and grape ice cream.
37. Welcome to call the sand sculpture service hotline. Please press for manual chat, voice chat and video chat.
38. Don't rush me! ! I won't return if I'm urged.
39. Hello, I am discussing how to destroy the magic castle with Gunara, the god of darkness. If you have any difficulties, please call Super Flash or the Want Want team. I'm not here now anyway!
40. The valley is long, the butterflies are dancing, the harps are harmonious, the fairy sounds are lingering, and the singing is light. The so-called life is not lost.
Super hot qq automatic reply sentence collection
Super-hot qq automatic reply sentence (Article 1) 1. If you don't reply, you are herding cattle. If you don't reply, you will lose the cow.
2. The sword is not matched correctly, and the body is already in the Jianghu.
3. [Automatic reply] Hello, I'm not here now. Please wake me up with potato chips, lollipops, double-skin milk jelly, seaweed chocolate hamburger chicken nuggets, Orleans crispy sausage, pine nuts, almond pistachios, figs, pecans, beef jerky, sesame cakes, potato chicken ribs, Sprite cola, sweet strawberry orange, green lemon, apple orange, watermelon, pitaya and grape ice cream.
4. No, no, no, there is no homework for you to copy.
5. Waiting for the fleeting time.
I want to dance colorful feathers in the red leaves and indulge in your arms.
7. [Automatic reply] Sorry, the other party is trying to reject your message. Please send a red envelope to unlock the function [automatic reply] The user you contacted was eaten by a pig.
8. Don't disturb your study.
9. The other party is streaking and has rushed out of the service area.
10. I'm a Teletubby. You don't have an antenna, so we can't communicate.
1 1. The fairy is in the magic fairy castle. Please shout, shout and become a pig.
12. I'm dead. I ask small things, but I feel big things.
13. I went to the universe and came back to pick up stars for you.
14. [Automatic reply] Say something first, and then I'll decide whether I'm here or not!
15. The other party's mobile phone has been poisoned. Please send I love you to activate it.
Super-hot qq automatic reply sentence (below) 16. Your baby is not in your father's belly.
17. I hope your background color has always been kindness and courage.
18. Welcome to call the sand sculpture service hotline. Please press for manual chat, voice chat and video chat.
19. I'm your grandpa Niu. I need to say something to you.
20. Oh, you stupid groundhog, look at what you said. It tastes as bad as blueberry pie of Aunt Marisu next door. I swear to pull out your hair and make you look like a pious wax gourd, my old friend.
2 1. Add a friend reply 5
22. Please press three for family chat.
23. On the score.
24. DuDu, I am a rabbit now. I only talk to carrots.
25. This is the headquarters. What can I do for you, Le Di?
26. If you want me to reply, you can treat me to spicy strips.
27. [Automatic reply] It's not that I ignore you, it's that time is irresistible ~
28. All our services are virtual services, and we don't accept complaints and reports. Everything is mainly sand sculpture. Please be responsible for your actions and have a nice experience.
29. Tell Dad to come back
30. The fireworks I feel are alive because of you, and the tides in the nebula fluctuate because of you.
Automatic reply copy collection suitable for work
Automatic reply copy suitable for work (Part I) 1. [Automatic reply] Hello, I'm not here now. Please wake me up with potato chips, lollipops, jelly, seaweed, chocolate burger, chicken nuggets, Orlean crispy sausage, pine nuts, almond pistachios, figs, beanstalk, beef jerky, potato chicken ribs, Sprite cola, strawberry orange with cones, green lemon, apple orange, watermelon, pitaya and grape ice cream.
2. I went to the magic elf castle to herd sheep.
I'm sunbathing, don't bother me.
The girl you are looking for is not here. If you don't reply, it means you are in love with xxx. If you don't reply, you will get married. Thank you.
If you don't come back, you are studying. It's stupid not to come back.
6. Congratulations on unlocking my cutie.
7. I used an automatic reply to indicate that I still want to talk to you.
8. The other person has ascended to heaven and returned to you.
9. I went to the universe to pick up stars. I'll be right back, o~?
10. Please enter 520 I love you and call me.
1 1. The sword is not matched correctly, and it is already in the Jianghu.
12. A group has been kept for you, but it's a pity that you won't come back.
13. Ask Flash for help. Hello, I'm Le Di. Deliver goods on time at all times.
14. I want to buy some oranges. You stay here and don't walk around.
15. Welcome to call the sand sculpture service hotline. Please press for manual chat, voice chat and video chat.
16. Hadron, what can I do for you? Mom, it's always there.
17. If you don't reply to the message, you are in love.
18. [automatic reply] I'll buy you some oranges. Stay here and don't walk around.
19. Don't bother me. Oh, I'm bubbling.
20. Automatic reply cannot be read back.
2 1. I don't like you anymore All I can get is grievances.
22. Hello.
23. Sorry, I'm busy now, so I won't tell you later.
Automatic reply copy suitable for work (part two) 24. I'll be back after the monster.
25. I went to the universe and came back to pick stars for you.
26. [Automatic reply] The user you contacted was eaten by a pig.
27. Memory is a rose without flowers, which will never wither.
28. Your handsome father is on his way.
29. If you have something to say, you have nothing to leave the DPRK.
30. I am grinding, and I can't say hello to you, because our donkey went to the Animal Protection Association to sue me, saying that I deprived him of the right to take maternity leave.
3 1. I'm tied up by a nail. If you want to see me, you have to nail the whole anti-addiction.
32. I will buy you oranges. Don't walk around here.
33. The other party has been poisoned, send me to love you to wake up.
34. Hello, Xiao Zhi is not in right now. Please contact Pikachu Pikachu for anything. Thank you for your cooperation.
35. Hello, I will reply automatically. You can chat with me, but that's all I know.
36. Tell Dad to come back
37. Call for money and leave a message.
38. Sleep mode has started.
39. The wind is ~ too ~ big ~ la ~ ~ you ~ say ~ what ~ ~ Yao ~ I ~ listen ~ ~ not ~ ~ clear ~ ~ ~
40. You used to be happy, but later you learned to fall in love.
4 1. Hello, I'm not in right now. I may be eating, sleeping, going out to play, or shooting monsters, but it doesn't matter, because I want to ask you through my ears: If I were a DJ, would you still love me?
42. I'm Song. She's asleep. She will wake up for you.
43. Feed pigs.
44. [Automatic reply] I didn't catch what you just said. Please send it again.
45. Hello, I'm not bored now. I hope you can find it again when I am bored.
Automatic reply funny
Automatic reply funny 1, your QQ has been infected by the virus I planted, please continue to send me letters, or I will start as soon as I have time!
2. Note: Users using Tencent mobile qq may not receive your message immediately.
3, the host is self-checking, the keyboard and mouse look for opportunities to go out to cool off, I am his refrigerator, I type slowly, you speak slowly, don't worry.
I'm going to eat. If you are handsome, please contact me later. If you are a beauty, even if you are a beauty, I have to eat first.
5, the nine-headed bird went to eat, because it has nine heads, so it may be a little scared all the time. When he comes back, it is estimated that you will grow nine heads. Extremely vicious type
6. The subscriber you called is no longer in service. The network may be blocked. To solve this problem, please hit the monitor with your head to ensure the smooth network.
7. Turn the word up, you can't see it! ! !
8. The subscriber you dialed has not installed QQ.
Dear, please wait for me for a while, my child is crying.
10, ── Eyelashes fell into the milk, there is nothing in the sky, I am.
1 1, look! what are you reading? What's there to see!
12. The subscriber you called has not installed OICQ.
13 ── Banana, your big watermelon, tell me to bite you again! Kaka Kaka Kaka
14. The above information was mistaken for a virus. Please try again later.
15, I went to smoke, please chat with the machine first.
16. Sorry, the network is down. Please resend it.
17, if the owner is not here, please pick up the mouse and leave a message after the beep. . .
18, the subscriber you dialed is being sorted, please redial later. This man is wanted by Interpol all over the world. If you have news of this person, please call the local police number and say the following code into the phone: I'm really not crazy, I'm not crazy, I'm really not crazy. Then report your position. Thank you for your cooperation. Our professionals will protect your safety.
19, in a trance, tears raged on my face. Are you crying? Who cares? Clouds floating in the sky, will she stay?
20. Hi ~ I'm not here now. If you need anything, please press the reset button on the chassis and leave a message after the beep!
2 1, I was playing gobang, and I lost all my pants when I was distracted last time. If you lose again this time, you will be photographed naked! I don't want anyone to see it. I'll call you back after the game.
22. Be right back after the commercial!
23. Artificial respiration begins now. You call me, I throw up.
24. I'm grinding, so I can't greet you. It is precisely because our donkey went to the Animal Protection Association to sue me, saying that I deprived him of the right to take maternity leave.
25. I'm hitting on another MM(GG). I'll come to you when I'm done!
26. Sorry, the network is down. Please resend it.
27. Due to the influence of the atmospheric ionosphere, the satellite connection with this user has been interrupted. Please try again later. -Tencent
28. If it is noon, I will go to eat. If it is working time, I am called by my boss to give a lecture; If you are the boss, forget it.
29, di, there is an automatic reply, MM please send it again and I will contact you; JJ, please send it twice, and I'll contact you. GGDD can't send it anymore, and I won't contact you just because I sent it!
30. If I don't cancel within one minute, I'm embarrassed to pull ~
3 1, the owner didn't bring paper to the toilet!
Hey, hey, want to see my automatic reply? ! No way!
33. The user did not respond. Maybe the user is busy. Please try again later. Or press ctrl+alt+del to return.
34, di, there is an automatic reply, mm please send it again and I will contact you; Jj, send it twice, and I'll contact you. Ggdd can't send it anymore, and I won't contact you just because I sent it!
35. Do you know you are bored? !
36.── Ah, all right, coax!
37. Please don't disturb me while I'm taking a bath. Please buy tickets for voyeurism, 40 for individuals and 20 for groups. Booking phone: I won't say anything about ordinary people!
38. Look! what are you reading? What's there to see!
39. The computer is processing your information. Just a moment, please. If there is no response for a long time, please restart the computer!
40. Weeding is at noon, and sweat drips down the soil.
4 1, ````````I'm dead ```````` I have something to burn ``````````.
42. I'm taking a shower ~ ~ It's not good to peek ~ ~ ~
Hello, this is XXX's automatic reply He doesn't tell me anything now, that's all I know.
44. Sorry, the network is down. Please resend it.
45. Do you know what clang is? Party, party, party, only you ~ ~ ~
46. Alas, you are so naughty! Listen, I'm not finished. There you go again.
47, suicide, later.
I'm in a daze, but I'm not here at the moment. If you are slow, look down.
49. Do you want to chat with me? I don't know much, that's all!
How did you get there? You are in the jaws of death, don't go offline at once, or I can't save you. Go back to take a bath and burn incense, and you can live for 30 years!
5 1 ── Why? ! Why am I online and you are not? Why am I not online when you are online?
Comrade, you have worked hard, please continue!
53, alas ~ you are so naughty! Listen, I'm not finished. There you go again.
54. Ah, you miss me so soon? No hurry! Be right back.
55. Please wait while the hard disk is being formatted.
56. Note: Users using Tencent mobile QQ may not receive your message immediately.
57. You are the last one. I have been looking for you for n years. What did you do on Mars? I'm going to Pluto now and I'll tell you something later. Don't go away.
58. Hello, I'm going to kill some people. I'll be back soon.
59. The first thing to wake up every day is to want to sleep.
60. What did you send? I see how it is garbled!
6 1, come back immediately after the commercial!
62. ──% $ @ *% $ # @%, OK, that's settled.
I am playing gobang. I lost all my pants when I was distracted last time, and I will be photographed naked if I lose again this time! I don't want anyone to see it. I'll call you back after the game.
64. The nine-headed bird went to eat. Because it has a head, it may be a little scary at any time. When he comes back, it is estimated that you will grow taller.
65. Who is calling, please? Your name is garbled.
Girl, let me count with my fingers. I'm missing from your life.
67. The owner is streaking and has rushed out of the service area.
68, wow, go first. That's scary.
69. Hello, I'm the beautiful secretary of the host. Please tell me anything. I will tell him when he comes back.
70.constipation. . . . . Don't stir. . .
7 1. Leave your real name, home address, telephone number, your bank account number and password, and I will contact you!
72. Your QQ has been infected with Trojan virus. Please send me I love you and start the firewall, and the system will automatically kill the virus for you.
73. The subscriber you called is still in the toilet. Please bring him toilet paper later! ! !
74. Do you want to talk to me? Do you really want to talk to me? Are you sure you want to say it? Do you have to say it? Go ahead, this is an automatic reply, I can't see it anyway.
75.-Gastrointestinal structure.
76. Call: [Sunflower Collection] The first one.
77. Who said I was naive? I'm just not mature enough.
78. I'm in the bathroom.
Hello, this is xxx's automatic reply He doesn't tell me anything now, that's all I know.
80. I didn't see the news just now. Send it again.
8 1, mainly due to myocardial infarction. . I'm dying. . Please call first if you want to leave a message ~ ~ ~!
82. Come when you rob a bank. Remember to put socks on your head. It's best to buy Langsha brand.
83. The subscriber you called is no longer in service. The network may be blocked. To solve this problem, please hit the monitor with your head to ensure the smooth network.
84. Hi ~ I'm not here now. If you have anything, please leave a message after hearing the beep!
85. You are connected to the refrigerator of the sea wolf. Please disconnect after putting food in. Thank you for your cooperation.
86. Hello. This is an automatic reply from Tencent Service Center. Receiving this message proves that there is something wrong with your system. Please press ctrl+shift+del.
87. Excuse me! I'm already dead! But thank you for coming to see me! See you tonight at 8: 00!
88. Do you know you are bored? !
You have the right to remain silent, and everything you say will be recorded. You can ask the proxy server, and if you can't afford it, the network will allocate one for you.
90.you don't like me. This is a disease. Must be cured.
9 1, the owner is not here. Where have you been? Just don't tell you! If you really want to find it, please hold down the computer power.
92. Getting up early can really do a lot of things, for example, sleeping again.
93. I'm in a hurry to write a manuscript. If you argue with me, I'll cut your tongue, hum.
94. The computer is processing your information. A moment, please. If there is no response for a long time, please restart the computer!
95. Hello, QQ is on holiday this day. I'm netants.
96. If you say no, you are not! Believe it or not, I'm not here!
97, stop arguing, I want to guess the password with God and decide to make lunch for the loser! !
98. Hello, I am playing a game called cs (or something else) at the moment. Please press the reset button on your computer and leave a message after the beep. Thank you.
99. Busy, sleepy and helpless, I decided to jump off a building.
100, gastrointestinal construction
10 1, I went to help the farmer clean up the Chinese food.
102, hello, OICQ is on vacation this day. I'm NETANTS.
103. The user did not respond. Maybe the user is busy. Please try again later. Or press Ctrl+Alt+Del to return.
104, I'm sorry, the subscriber you dialed is not at the computer. Please hit your monitor immediately until it sparks. I'll get back to you when I hear the noise.
105, I'm sorry, the subscriber you dialed is not at the computer. Please hit your monitor immediately until it sparks. I'll get back to you when I hear the noise.
106, do you know what clang is? Party, party, party, only you ~ ~
107 ── Do you really want to chat with me? Have you thought about it? No regrets? Really don't regret it?
108, constipation. . . . . Don't stir. . .
109, the line is busy!
1 10, I am xx's dog. Xx is not here now. He will be back soon. I can talk to you for a while if you like!
1 1 1, taking a shower ~ No watching! ! ^_^
1 12, the number you dialed is not available now. Please leave a message on the mouse when you hear the hard disk click. Thank you.
1 13. Sorry, the user you contacted has been deleted by Tencent because he is so handsome. Please consult for details. Thank you. Goodbye.
1 14. My present posture: WC, posture: squatting face: twitching state: exerting force. . . .
1 15, I went to eat. If you are handsome, please contact me later. If you are beautiful. . . . . . Even if you are a beauty, I have to eat first.
1 16, ah, miss me so soon? No hurry! Be right back.
1 17. Sorry, the information you just sent was lost due to the server. Please resend it.
1 18. My present posture: wc, posture: squatting face: twitching state: exerting force. . . .
1 19. This person has been missing for many days. If there is something urgent, please summon him by summoning.
120, the owner is absent. Where have you been? Just ... . Just don't tell you. If you really want to see me, please press and hold the computer power button for two seconds and then leave a message. . . .
12 1, I am playing gobang. I lost all my pants when I was distracted last time, and I will be photographed naked if I lose again this time! I don't want anyone to see it. I'll call you back after the game.
If you need me, please shout!
123, say no and you won't! Believe it or not, I'm not here!
124, go to the back mountain of Montenegro and learn to eat Tang Priest with the old demon. Wait till I get back.
125, I'm in a hurry to make a manuscript, so please be careful that I cut off your tongue, huh.
126. If a nun knocks at the door every day, the Buddha says: Fall is rebirth. I will fall. Be quiet ~ I'll strangle you when I wake up.
127. After receiving the message, Troy has already started to work.
128. Sorry, the message you just sent was lost due to the server. Please resend it.
129, you want to talk to me? Do you really want to talk to me? Are you sure you want to say it? Do you have to say it? Go ahead, this is an automatic reply, I can't see it anyway.
130, Tencent server system crashed, please try again later!
13 1. Your hard disk is being formatted. Just a moment, please.
132, go away, don't reply to the invitation for minutes, it's hard to get angry, just because I pose in the camera head!
133. Due to the influence of the atmospheric ionosphere, the satellite connection with this user has been interrupted. Please try again later.
Please don't leave me before I leave you.
135, you are connected to the sea wolf's refrigerator at the moment. Please disconnect after putting food in. Thank you for your cooperation.
136. I knew it was so difficult to find someone, so I decided to kiss the doll.
137, you are the last one. I've been looking for you for years. What did you do on Mars? I'm going to Pluto now and I'll tell you something later. Don't go away.
138, ── Hee hee, hey hey, ha ha, ha ha.
139, everywhere a person like me goes, there is a strong wind.
140, didn't you agree to return it to me yesterday? Why nothing has happened so far!
14 1, Bajie, I'm fighting the goddess Chang 'e, and I'll see you in Gaolaozhuang later.
142, alas ~ you are so naughty! You see, I haven't finished yet, and there you go again ~ ~
143, you have the right to remain silent, and everything you say will be archived. If you can't afford a network meeting, you can ask the proxy server.
144, taking a bath ~ declined to watch! ! ^_^
145 ── Hi, I'm Angel's QQ. She is very busy, so I ignore you.
146, the subscriber you dialed is streaking, please redial later!
147, please pick up the mouse and leave a message after the beep if the owner is not here. . .
148, ── I went to smoke, please chat with the machine first ~ ~
149, you are connected to the sea wolf's refrigerator at the moment. Please disconnect after putting food in. Thank you for your cooperation.
150, the QQ you are using is not registered. You can continue to use the software, but the function of sending messages will be blocked. Support domestic software, please register a new version!
15 1 ── If I'm not here, I'll reply to you automatically. Do you know what an automatic reply is? For example, you have read this sentence more than twice. Hehe, try again and make sure you can see the same thing more than twice.
If you need me, please shout!
153, Tencent server system crashed, please try again later!
154, I was busy, sleepy and helpless, so I decided to jump off the building.
If you need me, please shout!
156, the person you called is not here now. Please leave a message on the mouse when you hear the hard disk click. Thank you.
157, your QQ has been infected by the virus I planted, please continue to send me letters, or I will do it as soon as I have time!