2. the so-called holiday, the family is suspected, there is no money to go out, and every day is particularly idle.
If people live by eating, that meal is not called rice, but called feed.
4. I insist on zebra crossing not because I have many qualities, but because zebra crossing pays more.
I don't know what circles you are in. I have dark circles.
6. Who says that boys and girls don't have pure friendship? As long as you are ugly, the whole world is your friend!
7. People who have always been dissatisfied with their hair styles have one thing in common: they refuse to admit that it is a matter of face.
I am good-looking. My parents gave me this nonsense mouth.
9. In today's society, it is useless to cook raw rice into cooked rice. Even if it turns into popcorn, the runner will still run.
10. I'm not the kind of cute person who takes 5 10 to think for a long time. I have to think about five dollars now.
1 1. "Why can crabs walk sideways?" "Because it has pliers."
12. Fortunately, I am a little fat. I can touch my stomach when I am sad.
13. As an experienced person, my advice to young people is: Don't come!
14. When God closes another door for you, he will also close the window for you conveniently. That's right, let you hit the wall.
15. I have no ambition in my life, just want to get rich.
16. On holidays, buy a globe. The world is so big that you can not only look around, but also look around.
17. The word poverty hurts self-esteem and is now called price-sensitive consumers!
18. I'm only in my twenties. I can be late for love, but it's not too late for express delivery and takeaway.
19. God is fair. If he gives you an ugly look, he will definitely give you a very low IQ, so as not to make you appear uncoordinated.
20. If the whole world doesn't want you, remember to come to me. I know several traffickers.
2 1. Please remember one sentence: you must eat breakfast! Of course, it's not because you are unhealthy, but because it's the cheapest meal of your day.
22. I can't even afford a member of iQiyi. What's the use of advertising your hammer for so long? Do you think I can afford the car and house advertised? Advertisements should be shown to people who have opened members, they can afford them!
23. Speaking of this season, women are prone to three diseases: the disease that they think the clothes they bought last year are particularly ugly; I feel that there is always a piece of clothing missing in the closet; I feel like I came naked last year.