Did she say anything?
A: Nothing!
B: That's all right.
A: Well, the point is that I haven't said anything for a month.
2. Looking at the previous photos, my husband felt: At that time, we were really poor and couldn't move!
The wife said: Yes! Poor, cheap, determined to win!
3. The wife said that she had a dream about xxoo with others. I asked: Did you resist?
Wife: I don't think so.
Me: You don't even resist, divorce!
In the middle of the next night, when I was sleeping soundly, my wife kicked me out of bed. What are you doing?
I'm resisting!
Daughter-in-law said she was losing weight. She won't eat, not a bite.
Then I buy it home. Don't tell me, women sometimes keep their word, just don't let me have a bite.
My wife came out of the shower and said to her husband, honey, I feel my breasts are big and small.
Husband laughs: I feel that one side is small and the other side is smaller.
life imprisonment
1, home is actually a place where you have me, even if you live in a humble abode, even if you pull your fingers: will you get paid next month? Then imagine the delicious food in the bud of the tip of your tongue and where to see the scenery.
2. Home is a warm harbor for wandering souls; Home is a big tree like an umbrella, which blocks the cool sunshine in summer; Home is a cool rain that blows away the tired dust; Home is always a stub for caring and cherishing happiness.
Home is everyone's expectation and dream, because home will record your growing experience step by step. It is the desire of the gods, the light of the sun, and it nurtures everyone who is kind.
4. In the river and lake of love, no one is worth your tears, and the one who can make you cry will not love you. The cruelty in love is that we may not love a person all our lives, but we will never forget a person.
The night is getting deeper and deeper, and my thoughts are still drifting endlessly. I vaguely seem to see the shadow of home, which is stretched into a continuous line by my thoughts, touching my heart, making me rely on it and love it.
I didn't believe in love once, but now I do. The only thing in the world that is happier than being loved is to love; The only thing luckier than being loved is to find someone worthy of love in the vast sea of people.
7. Home is our eternal root. No matter how far we go, even the ends of the earth, we can't leave its heart and care. Home has our best dreams and fairy tales. No matter how complicated it is outside, as long as we think about it, we won't be afraid!
8. Home is the warmest place. At home, you can do whatever you want, without restraint, without fear and freedom. If there is anything wrong with society, you will find that home is your warmest harbor.
9. Home is like a root, and it is always the home of leaves; Home is like a piece of red cloth, which is always tied to the heart of a wanderer. Home is like a coat, which won't make the temperature rise, but it will give people warmth that even a stove can't replace.
10, when you treat others as angels, you live in heaven; When you treat others as demons, you live in hell.
The flavor of hometown is hidden in the beautiful scenery. There are two trees in front of my house, one is a tall and straight pine tree and the other is a beautiful osmanthus tree. I will never forget the fragrance of osmanthus and the tenacious spirit of pine trees. I love my hometown.
12, happiness means that I am hungry. Seeing someone holding a meat bun in his hand, he was happier than me. I'm cold. He was happier than me when he saw someone wearing a thick cotton-padded jacket. I want to go to the toilet. It's just a pit. You are happier than me when you squat there.
13, you are the sweetest lover. What I want to hear is not how much you love me, but that you promise to be by my side forever. My happiest thing is that you have been there. I think you are my sweetest lover, and I know you will never leave.
14. What is home? It is a warm harbor, a loess for cultivating trees, a soft fluorescence, an umbrella of love and the most beautiful cloud on the horizon.
15, happiness is wearing a long white cotton-padded coat, walking in the evening when the lights are on, and just passing by a video store, a long-lost old song rings. So I stopped to listen to the music, and many beautiful and distant memories gradually became clear in my mind.
16, in fact, my dream goal has not changed much, that is, to do what I am doing now and do myself step by step; With courage and persistence, I have a clear conscience.
17, the strength I agree with is: I have suffered the misfortune of life, but I still look forward to happiness; Betrayed by others, but still brave enough to love; I have seen the ugliness of the world, but I still pay kindness.
18, the beauty of life comes from love. If love is in full bloom, beautiful scenery will come. In the world of mortals, as long as there is a place where love passes by, I believe there will be a beautiful scenery and a faint fragrance.
19, don't rush to let life give you all the answers. Sometimes, you have to be patient and so on. Even if you shout at the empty valley, it will take a while to hear the long answer. In other words, life will always give you the answer, but it won't tell you everything at once.
20. The home is so warm! There is no confusion between silk and bamboo, and there is no complicated form. You can tune the piano and read Jin Dian. I am a humble room, but I am virtuous! Home is full of happiness!
2 1. Happiness is reading a good book alone under the lamp in the dead of night. A sentence I accidentally read touched the smallest nerve in my heart. I looked up inadvertently and found that the orange light covered the whole room softly.
22. Happiness is to see a blind musician playing the flute by the roadside. The melodious flute makes people linger, so I take out all the change on my body and turn around and leave, and my steps become brisk.
23. Happiness is when you are happy and someone goes out to eat with you. When you are sad, someone will pat you on the shoulder and hand you a cup of warm coffee. When you are hesitant, someone will light my direction like a lighthouse. When you are tired, you will find someone waiting silently not far away.
24. Home is like a harbor where ships dock, like the land trampled by trees, like the bird's nest where birds stop, and it is a shoulder that can be relied on at any time. As beautiful as flowers and pure as jade, fresh and elegant, warm and moist. Even if it is "n power", it is still the same. Happiness is the destination of the soul.
25. What is happiness? Happiness is smiling eyes with tears; It is a kind greeting in the ear; It is children playing on the beach; Hand in hand with the sunset is the old man in the twilight; On the night of Mid-Autumn Festival, the whole family gathers at a table to enjoy family life.
26. The meaning of home is familiar, and everyone has a home experience. However, it is not easy to write an article on such a seemingly simple topic, which requires efforts in selecting materials. Ordinary students write about their families just to show their harmony, warmth and happiness.
27. Learn to chase and wait in life, chase things that will disappear and wait for things that will change.
28. Someone! Remember, I am waiting for you now, because I am really in love with you. I don't want to be hurt again, just want to live happily!
29. How to control the cost without going through the venue is still a long-term and arduous task.
I really can't imagine how bleak, gloomy and desolate the whole world would be without love. If there is no love in the world, how can we smell the roses and hear the birds singing? How can life thrive without the nectar of love?
3 1, life is actually like a movie. We are all our own directors. What kind of life we choose, happy or unhappy, sad or happy, depends on ourselves. So, from today on, live a free and easy life!
32. I am moved by this spirit of wild chrysanthemum. I want to do everything I should do quietly and steadily, and live an ordinary and steady life, whether anyone notices me or not.
33, homesick, homesick, no matter where I am; I'm homesick, homesick, and I can't help crying. No matter how far we go, we can't get out of your heart! No matter how complicated it is outside, I am no longer afraid to think of you! Homesickness, homesickness, home is our eternal root!
34. Happiness has a voice. People always listen when they are awake. Only when you are clear-headed, you can still love your feelings with peace of mind. This is the happiness that deserves to be treasured forever.
35. Home is a place where tired birds can rest when the sun goes down, where poor fish can escape when the wind and rain are raging, and where overseas travelers dream day and night and have their mothers' gentle smiles.
36. Miss in the long moon, miss in the dusk, miss in the autumn rain, beautiful scenery is more likely to hook people's feelings of missing. The beautiful scenery also sets off those desolate beauty.
37. As time goes by, as long as there is love along the way, even if there is rain and fog all over the sky and leaves fall, there are still beautiful scenery in our eyes.
38. Whatever you love, set it free. If he comes back, he is yours. If he doesn't come back, he never belongs to you.
39. Think about those who are sick, those who are disabled, and those who have suffered disasters and misfortunes. Why should we complain about life?
40. Mengniu was not planned, but made by down-to-earth products, services and systems.
4 1, looking at the picturesque scenery outside the window, thinking that the distance between my heart and my home is shortening, my long-lost sense of wandering will come back to my heart.
42. Wandering in a strange place, I am always worried about the mountains and rivers of my hometown, every grass and tree, countless days and nights, standing in the silent night sky looking at my hometown and recalling the beautiful pictures that have passed away.
43. Happiness is sitting in the classroom after working for a long time, watching the white-haired professor on the podium preach and explain his doubts, and bowing his head to take notes, as if he had returned to a quiet afternoon in college.
44. Home is a warm word. The headscarf covered the cold wind and rain outside. A horizontal curly hair is the expectation of the family, and two outward curly hair are the people who look out at home. A vertical hook connects the whole family closely.
45. Happiness means being praised by the leader at work, taking a long breath after coming out of the director's office, and then making an exaggerated gesture of victory.
46. Many things are always understood after we have experienced them. We will know how to protect ourselves after suffering. If we are stupid, we will know how to persist and give up at the right time. In gain and loss, we will gradually know ourselves.
47. My father is an honest man. He works in a Sino-Japanese joint venture. He is a down-to-earth person and just wants to live a stable life.
48. We should learn to cherish every day of our lives. Because the beginning of every day will be the first day of the rest of our lives.
49. Meeting the right person in the right place is the real happiness. Therefore, in every windy day, we will be full of gratitude, thanking fate for meeting us, and thanking life for letting us meet at a helpless intersection.
50. People are happy when they are simple, but they are aging when they are sophisticated. Keep a young heart, be a simple person and enjoy the sunshine and warmth. That's how life should be.
5 1. Happiness is being haunted by nightmares in the middle of the night. I woke up sweating and found the pillow towel wet, and the moonlight quietly flowed through the window like water.
52. Happiness does not need to be pursued deliberately. When you inadvertently, happiness will come to you quietly. But happiness also has a pair of wings, which will pass by you anytime and anywhere. Therefore, we should grasp happiness, even if we stay for one more second.
53, people live in the world, can't fish in troubled waters, to live in a down-to-earth manner.
54. The most valuable character in life is to live naturally, be practical and conscientious, make honest friends and be open-minded.
55. As this society becomes more and more fair, efforts will pay off. If you do what you are good at, fame and fortune will come with your contribution to this society.
56. What is home? Home is a lamp, a roof and a soft bed. With lights, I am no longer afraid of the stars and the moon at night. With the eaves, we are no longer afraid of wind and rain. With a bed, tired and sleepy, you can sleep soundly and have a sweet dream.
You always like to put things off until the next day. You can't always procrastinate like this. One day, you will have a lot to do, and the rest of your life will not be enough for you.
58. It is wise for educated adults to make children feel that family is the happiest place in the world. This kind of beautiful affection, in my opinion, is as precious as the most exquisite gift that adults give their children.
59. Couples should live like a pair of chopsticks: first, no one can live without anyone; Second, you can taste everything together.
60, the night is still so cold, dreaming, swaying, landing, and then gradually disappearing into the haze, in the long wind, it seems that there is still a shallow smile.
6 1, happiness is sitting cross-legged on the bed after dinner, knitting a light blue scarf stitch by stitch, thinking that he is wearing that scarf. It must look like a bear, so I can't help laughing.
62. I believe that some people will hate you because of your shortcomings, but others will like you because you are real and natural.
63. When you can't make a decision, let time help you decide. If you still can't decide, then start. I would rather make a mistake than leave a regret.
64. Life is a candle. You can be down-to-earth and seriously devote yourself to yourself or others. You can illuminate one side with strong light in the dim night, or you can warm the whole world with great love in the cold wind.
65. You sleep for me in a down-to-earth manner. You are not allowed to touch anything in this room. If it's damaged, I'll let you pay for it.
66. Home is a boat, and there is love in drifting; Home is a harbor, a warm harbor, where life drifts and has a rest; Home is the shore, the starting point and the end point of our life voyage.
67. Happiness is waking up in the morning and seeing a ray of sunshine falling on the pillow. You don't have to get up in a hurry, hide under the covers and listen to your mother busy in the kitchen. After a while, the smell of poached eggs filled the whole room.
68. I am unhappy because I can't live simply; In fact, don't put down what you deliberately pursue, don't ask for anything from life, and don't create an image for yourself. In fact, simplicity itself is a kind of happiness.
69. Don't judge other people's looks, because they don't rely on you to eat; Don't judge the virtue of others, because you may not be as noble as him; Don't judge other people's families, because it has nothing to do with you.
70. In the face of adversity, if you are uneasy, the visitor is the devil; if you are calm, it is the angel.
7 1, yes, we live a subtle and ordinary life. It is a kind of happiness that we can live in a subtle and ordinary way, and my subtle and ordinary happiness continues. I'm really happy.
72. Live with gratitude. We come from accident, and life is the most precious gift. Love the person you love, treat everything gently, and don't resent and grieve because of misfortune. No matter how dangerous the future is, we should stand still with a smile, because there is love and we should not be afraid.
73. Take the initiative to let go of those things that can't be put down, open your heart and embrace the ups and downs in life. This is our life! Although life is ordinary, it is just plain and easy to live.
74. Home is the warmest place. At home, you can do whatever you want, without bondage, fear and freedom. If there is anything wrong with society, you will find that home is your warmest harbor.
75. What is a happy place? It is full of feelings. Home is a place where you can feel extremely warm no matter how cold it is outside. Home is a place where you have someone to lean on when you are tired, someone to listen to when you are crying and someone to share with you when you are sweet.
76. Only I decide my future. Do the things at hand in a down-to-earth manner and strive to make the dream possible.
77. Some people have lived all their lives, but they have never really lived a whole day! Because they either look back on the past or look forward to the future and never live in the present.
78. The meaning of home is familiar, and everyone has a home experience. However, it is not easy to write an article on such a seemingly simple topic, which requires efforts in selecting materials. The average student writes about home just to show his family harmony, warmth and happiness.
79. The wisdom of life lies in how to bring yourself back to reality and how to make calmness a habit. Just because I am too young, all my sadness and happiness are so profound, explosive and earth-shattering.
80. At this moment, there is nothing but pain in my heart. God always likes to play such a joke, so that we will always be separated by a turning distance.
8 1, the so-called happiness means having a grateful heart, a healthy body, a satisfactory job, a lover who loves you deeply and a group of trustworthy friends.
82. When you are young, happiness is a thing. If you have it, you will be happy. When you grow up, happiness is a goal, and when you reach it, you will be happy; When you are mature, you find that happiness is a state of mind. When you understand it, you will be happy.
83. In love, there are no rules, no winning or losing, no right or wrong, no hero, no wise man and no genius. In a long-term love, there will be two fools holding each other's hands and living a silly life.
84. Life is actually a meaningful ballad and an intriguing poem.
85. A happy person is not because he has more, but because he cares less, knows how to find and find, and has a broad mind and elegant demeanor.
86. Birds have a warm home, fish have a happy home, flowers have a beautiful home, I have a warm home, and life has my own home.
87. You are happy when you have thoughts; The pleasure of feeling is happy; It is happy to have exciting moments. It is precisely because we can really enjoy the gift of life that we can taste the true meaning of life. Remember happiness and leave it.
I can't touch you, but I can feel you; I look terrible, but I'm soft inside.
89. What is home? Home is a part of our life and a long and wonderful episode of life. He took everything for us. When we are traumatized, we don't have to be sad, because home has become our life partner and our confidant.
90. It takes courage to give up at the right time, but sometimes people can only live more valuable if they save themselves. Give up, sometimes in exchange for more space.
9 1, the taste of hometown is hidden in that happy time. Whenever I go back to my hometown, several good friends will come to play with me. We play our favorite games. I will never forget the happy time at that moment.
92. Missing is a happy sadness, a sweet melancholy and a warm pain. Missing is a long-term obsession with yesterday and a yearning for a better future. It is in endless thoughts that people's feelings have been purified and sublimated.
93. If we walk step by step and never resist the burden of life, we are a brave person.
94. If you don't cherish it, don't regret it; If you never try to understand, don't hate; If you haven't experienced it yourself, don't comment.
95. Home is a place to carry love, and there is love to have a home! Home is not only a house, but also a room with Simmons. The space where materials are piled up is not the real connotation of home.
96. The afterglow of the Millennium is swaying in those flower seasons and falling in those rainy seasons. We might as well keep deep or shallow memories in our diaries and hand over more or less past events to the years. Happy home, I have it. I wonder if you are the same?
97. Home is deeply imprinted in the hearts of wanderers. No matter how far away the country is, no matter how rich the country is, no matter how poor the country is, home will always be a place deeply attached to the hearts of wanderers.
98. I am grateful for life, the Internet, my friends and nature. Every day, I undertake everything in my life with a moving heart.
99. Can you deeply feel the warmth of your family? I can deeply feel the warmth of my family. In my family, everyone is happy and cute.
100, Vientiane is everywhere. Happiness, only those who are attentive and know how to accept can be happy. So is my home. Some things, such as the combination of mirrors and flat mirrors. So is my happy home.
10 1, don't always wander in the past memories, and don't always want to let yesterday's rain get wet today's luggage. Yesterday's sun will not dry today's clothes.
102. On the road to success, we can only achieve brilliant results if we are not lazy, timid, down-to-earth and diligent.
Women will live. Tell me.
1, men without money want to find women who can live, and women without money want to find rich men.
2. I like the feeling of turning small things into beautiful things, and I prefer to find them with my eyes and create them with my hands! It's good to be a woman who can live!
3. To put it simply, live a careful and lively woman.
4. How do women live? Life is a long road, and emotions and life need to be preserved.
I finally met a woman who can live. Three pairs of shoes. 75 yuan, what a genius.
6. Watermelons are reluctant to throw away after eating their skins. Cooking a melon-peel tomato soup can't help a woman who can live.
7. A woman who can survive knows how to cherish herself. In a family, we should be able to understand and support each other.
8. A woman who can live can enjoy life anyway; Knowing how to choose the right man, life will not make people feel too sad anyway.
9. Men all know that the care of family members is a woman's greatest sense of security, and it is a man's greatest blessing that a woman can live!
10, in this era, women who don't buy or consume are not called life, but at best they just save money.
1 1. There is never a shortage of women who can live. What is really lacking is a woman who is willing to accompany him.
12, a woman who can live will live her life with a delicate and warm heart, more attentively and poetically.
13, whether a man can take care of himself, you will know when you enter his kitchen, and whether a woman can live, you will know when you cook a meal.
14, I became a woman who can live. After work, the supermarket bought a bunch of discounted vegetables.
15, whether a woman can live depends on the clothes she wears!
Cracked dates with crooked melons are usually the most delicious.
One day, there was a beggar in the vegetable market. Some people gave him some money, but most people still didn't. He wrote down the address of the person who gave him the money. As a result, a few hours later, a Bentley stopped in front of him, and he got on the bus and went door to door to pay back the money, and it was ten times. He gave him ten yuan each and fifty yuan five. Everyone in the market was shocked. The next day, he came again.
An elder who often lingers in romantic places told me a philosophical sentence: "From my ten years' personal experience, all the girls who come out to play are ugly girls who have just debuted, and there is even an old saying circulating in the rivers and lakes: crooked melons and cracked dates are often the most delicious. "
On the bench in the community square, an old couple chatted, and the husband cut his nails for his wife, which was warm and happy. The wife complained, "Look at him, so old and so cute. You have never cut my nails. " The next morning, I cut my wife's nails before she woke up.
My best friend opened a shop on Taobao. I woke up one morning and thought there would be a lot of orders, but I found nothing. Instead, I got several bad reviews. I have no choice but to call the buyer and ask him what he is dissatisfied with. As a result, the buyer told her that he just felt lonely and wanted to talk to someone! Damn it, you are also doing part-time chat!
My left eyelid jumped all afternoon, and my colleague said, this is a good sign. My left eye jumps for money and my right eye jumps for disaster. Walk with your head down when you go home, and maybe you can find money! I watched the road after work, so that a van stopped in front of me, and I didn't have time to brake the electric donkey "Bang, duang~". A bag the size of a walnut suddenly appeared on my forehead, and my eyelids stopped jumping! !
Since listening to Crazy English, my back is sore, my legs don't hurt, and I sleep soundly. I failed in English before, but now I fail in Chinese. .
Just now, on the bus, an old man suddenly came over. I didn't even think about giving up my seat decisively. The old man was very moved. As a result, the old man said you were a good man. Why don't we become sworn brothers? I said you are old this year, and the old man said 93. I said ok, but there is really no reason to refuse. Grandpa knelt on the ground and said, don't expect to be born on the same day in the same year and die on the same day in the same year. What's wrong?
When I first entered junior high school, I once offended a junior high school punk for some reason. My friend advised me to buy a pack of cigarettes and apologize to him. . . Reluctantly, I bought a cigarette and searched the whole school for him. Finally, I found him in the toilet behind the school. He squatted in the pit. As soon as my brain was hot, I kicked him into the toilet. His ass went straight to the pit, which was terrible. . . Then I was blocked by him several times. . .
I was naughty when I was a child, and sometimes I got burned. Usually my mother puts some homemade sauce (soy sauce) on me, and it won't take long. I burned my hand playing with fire at menstruation's house in the summer vacation, but she didn't have soy sauce at home. I think soy sauce can treat burns, because it is salty, so I sprinkled salt on the burns. ...
Just to catch a glimpse of the goddess, he hid downstairs in the early morning and dialed her mobile phone with a strange number: your courier arrived! He was very excited when he heard her footsteps rushing downstairs. Finally, I saw the beauty of the goddess ... He silently turned off his mobile phone, sighed and disappeared into the morning fog.
The true story of a friend of a friend … driving a new car to a hotel for dinner, but I didn't find it after the end. I called the police decisively and still couldn't find it. Can't buy a new car in the meantime. A month later, I also went to the It' Hotel, but I couldn't find a parking space, so I had to park my car in the underground parking lot of the community opposite the hotel. You guessed it, he found his old car parked there, and then he suddenly realized. ...